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FamilyRe: My Husband Wants To Take A Second Wife... by vague: 7:45pm On Aug 04, 2015
IyawoDoctor:
Medically the fault is your husband's. He is the one that determines the sex of a child not you. Yours is to carry them and nuture them till delivery.
doctors need to explain this more to all those ignorant men out there
FamilyRe: My Husband Wants To Take A Second Wife... by vague: 7:44pm On Aug 04, 2015
donholy28:
Have faith in God don't trust ur doctor this once...na him be d best doctor,he shall give u a son which u will deliver safely despite ur doctors tale if woe to u if u get pregnant again
If that woman dies her ghost must remember to visit donholy to collect funeral expenses because it is not God who gives doctors knowledge.
RomanceRe: Most Handsome?seriously? by vague: 8:35pm On Aug 03, 2015
hertz9te:
seriously how hard can common english be?
seriously how hard can common english be?
its not as hard as you wearing female shoes and having no shame to the extent that you even posted the pics on a public forum. cheesy
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Curvy Female Nairalanders by vague: 8:32pm On Aug 03, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao... Even if am very ugly, u r stil fat...
well she can lose weight, you can never get rid of ugly though
FamilyRe: Afro Latina Warned About Meeting My Naija Guy's Family by vague: 8:22pm On Aug 03, 2015
BlackGirlLost:
Chima! Tell me more about these white women?
ask uncle Ishiomhole
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ladies Only: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In The History Of Nairaland. by vague: 8:15pm On Aug 03, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]. . .and a poor farmer somewhere has been looking for his goat. Not knowing that the goat has made it's way out of the pen, and has logged in to NL to create this thread.

It is well.
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wicked man
RomanceRe: Most Handsome?seriously? by vague: 8:13pm On Aug 03, 2015
hertz9te:
am nt contesting for anything or trynna prove myself to any one...so my full pics really isn't needed by the topic of the thread ,btw I hate taking pictures.........but am not dis_tabled or in any way deformed so diz pix is dedicated to you......2011
uncle did you steal your junior sister's gladiator shoes to form finest boy ever liveth? grin you have killed me ooooo! You have finished me cheesy chineke m oooo heeeee diaris god o cheesy


Lalasticala
Ishilove
RomanceRe: Most Handsome?seriously? by vague: 8:12pm On Aug 03, 2015
hertz9te:
it's seriously disturbing when I see guys that I would normally term as average create threads on here claming most handsome,but when I check their pix,it's totally a different story....am cuter than most of them and I still see myself as regular,,, so what exactly are you guys forming?or is "most handsome"now the Name for regular?
using strategy to call yourself the most handsome. Oya clap for yourself. Anyway the most handsome is still Blackett
RomanceRe: Most Handsome Guys Are Always Being Termed As Gay : WHY? by vague: 8:09pm On Aug 03, 2015
Its usually ugly guys trying to spoil the fine boy's market
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Curvy Female Nairalanders by vague:
360ng, pwhesyj, jvera and farano are not curvy. You can that all of them are apple shapes by the size of their hips.
Curves are something that show naturally without you having to do crippled-person poses to stick your ass or hips out.

Ladyboss and Rokiatu... now thats a proper definition of curves

RomanceRe: See What I Caught My Girlfriend Doing? Viewer Discretion!!! by vague: 7:42pm On Aug 03, 2015
Andyblaze:
[b]
I had a very strong reason to believe my gurl is
cheating on me, coz when she visits, she never
answers any calls. she would later switch off her
phone and claim it did on its own. The more
pronounced one is a number that reads 'sweet
mother' which she never picks as well, according to
her, "ma mum wld not be pleased if she hear noise
in the background" 'i will rather call her back when
we are home', she will say. believe me that chapter
is closed for that day.
it so happened that she got terribly ill recently, and
was admitted. the same 'sweet mother' called. i
picked the phone hoping to inform her mother of
her state, but to my greatest shock, i heard a white
man that wld definitely be in his late 40s or early 50s
speak, on hearing a male voice, he hung up. he later
called thrice, of which he did same as he first did -
hung up.
he then sent a text saying - 'im coming to lagos on
saturday, dont expect a call'. that was friday night.
when she recovered, i enquired from her who it was
that called, she told me if it's because of the bills i
paid that is giving me rights over her i should make
them available and she will re-pay me back.
i forgot to mention that the money i used to settle
the hospital bills was supposed to clear part of fees,
now im not in school.
wt do i do? i still love her.

Discuss...





angry angry
#BITG[/b]
go and fvck her in the butt
PoliticsRe: Iara And Oshiomhole, Otedola, Dangote At DJ Cuppy’s Lagos Gig (photo) by vague: 11:19am On Aug 03, 2015
searching4love:
[size=13pt] undecided

EVEN A WHOLE OSHIOMOLE WAS CAREFUL IN HIS CHOICE FOR A WIFE. OUT OF ALL THE MYRIADS OF LADIES IN NIGERIA, HE WENT FOR A FOREIGN GIRL. SEE HOW HAPPY THEY ARE TOGETHER. smiley NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE GOLD DIGGERS AND EXTREMELY MATERIALISTIC. NO BRAIN, NO SENSE, NO HYGIENE. ALL THEY KNOW IS TO OPEN THEIR SMELLY PUSSCIES IN RETURN FOR MATERIAL GAINS. I HATE NIGERIAN GIRLS WITH PASSION. THEY ARE USELESS AND THE WORST SET OF FEMALES IN THE WORLD. GO FOR A FOREIGN GIRL TODAY IF YOU WANT HAPPINESS AND TRUE LOVE.

#Team foreign girls cool
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one man opened the legs of one Nigerian girl with a smelly puccy that ended up getting pregnant and giving birth to you. From your foul language that must have been one hell of a smelly hole you came out of.
FamilyRe: Husband Complains That His Wife Always Purchase Food Outside For The Family by vague: 12:19am On Aug 03, 2015
She can prepare things like stew over the weekend so that she wont have much cooking to do when she gets home from work
TravelRe: Want Achieve American Dream by vague: 12:16am On Aug 03, 2015
What do u wanna go do for yankee?
TravelRe: I Need A Speed Boat For Hire Within Lagos. by vague: 12:15am On Aug 03, 2015
Who do you wanna rob?
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole And Wife, Iara In Ethiopia (Photo) by vague: 12:12am On Aug 03, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
Oshiomhole + Iara= Correction Of Colour
you look very very dark i wonder who will correct your colour
FamilyRe: My Wife Says Her Libido Is Dead. by vague: 10:46pm On Jul 30, 2015
kevinberry:
This is why I always encourage people to marry younger ladies ....

This is what happen when you marry an old cargo
its brain dead people like you that are old and still act like fools.

Some women develop sexual disorders because of their partners infidelity, miscarriages, abortion and child birth.

But hey, when others were in science class you were probably dancing with masquerades in your village.
CelebritiesRe: Rape: Two Women Accuse Timaya Again by vague: 10:42pm On Jul 30, 2015
Deapexboy:
bro pls b civil I didn't insult anybody or encourage rape pls..
when your comment was directed to other women it was okay and the moment its directed to those close to you na problem again?
FamilyRe: I Am Getting Tired Of My Long Distance Marriage. by vague: 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
prinwa:
no he is not in Uk.
where in Europe is he?
CelebritiesRe: Rape: Two Women Accuse Timaya Again by vague: 5:58pm On Jul 30, 2015
IceDude:
Why are some women so shameless? undecided....Make una leave my guy jor!
may you call your daughters shameless when they ever mention that they got raped to anyone angry
CelebritiesRe: Rape: Two Women Accuse Timaya Again by vague: 5:55pm On Jul 30, 2015
Deapexboy:
timaya you dey hear wetin dey happen


all this ukwu have land u in trouble



timaya next track must have something in connection with this rape of a thing...
Timaya don't mind them they are give u more lyrics
may your sisters and daughters be raped just to inspire lyrics for yeye songs. Amen
CelebritiesRe: Rape: Two Women Accuse Timaya Again by vague: 5:51pm On Jul 30, 2015
Yustash001:
All they want is attention...
rapists be like
Foreign AffairsRe: 3 Girls Scam ISIS On Social Media, Get $3,300 From Them by vague: 5:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
You have given NL scammers new ideas
FoodRe: Two Dead, One Blind After Eating ‘Forbidden’ Fish In Ebonyi by vague: 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2015
vizkiz:
Nigerians can eat anything! grin
Imagine one bastard telling me that lizards are very nutricious angry

As for me, anything apart from catfish and red meat is a no go area! If you like smoke am make the aroma dey shake the heavenlys, I no chop grin
you dont eat chicken and tolo tolo?
CrimeRe: Man Cuts Off Wife’s Hand In Aba Over Adultery Allegation by vague: 5:38pm On Jul 30, 2015
Jamesrock:
It is your fada dat is violent idiot
my father is not igbo so its your father thats a violent _idiot
TravelRe: Random Snapshots Of Our Second Trip To China by vague: 7:53am On Jul 29, 2015
Eeeeeh God! See lies o. U dey Ijebu chopping suya and zobo and now u wan for Shenzhen things kai
CrimeRe: Man Cuts Off Wife’s Hand In Aba Over Adultery Allegation by vague: 7:48am On Jul 29, 2015
Taylor86:
women and punnny hustling

this is y i set pusssy's ablaze with aboniki balm

4 a girlfriend to cheat e dey hard to bear

talkless of wife

if i catch my wife cheating

i go use knife cut my own portion of d punnny that i paid for like 68% of it
typical igbo man born to be violent angry
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by vague: 7:40am On Jul 29, 2015
Stop mentioning me, use unclear joor angry
CrimeRe: Nigerian Student Murdered In South Africa (pics) by vague: 7:39am On Jul 29, 2015
Igbo again angry this is getting out of hand
CrimeRe: Photos: Notorious Armed Robber 'vmpire' & Family Apprehended In Owerri by vague: 7:38am On Jul 29, 2015
Igbo man at work
CrimeRe: See What The Woman Did To Electric Pole [PICS] by vague: 7:36am On Jul 29, 2015
Dat babe in green is carrying too much nyash for one person
FoodRe: This big Fish was Caught In a small Stream by vague:
Vanquay vanquay na your mama be thathuh

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