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me that flew my boeing 737 over mecca last week nd notin happen....mtcheew, jst that na for dream o.

damola1:
Average death in Nigeria: 54:

Average in USA: 78

Average in Japan: 84.

why:

Poor lifestyle choices. poor quality of life. poor health care infrastructure... expecting God to workout, eat well, and live well.



What can you do about it:

Generally, since you cannot do much about the health care infrastructure, focus on preventive measures. unless in cases of accidents, poor health takes time to stay good or really go bad. so use this time wisely

1. Learn about your family history, and what you can do to improve your health from your 20s... start practicing... you can live over 80 and still be active...

2. Sleep well ( 7-9 hours ). Eat Well ( Avoid the 5 white poisons 1. Sugar 2. Salt 3. White Flour 4. White rice 5. White potatoes ). Work out at least: 3-4x weekly, even with brisk walking for at least: 45mins.

3. Keep learning, and improve your finances, so you can have better health care.

or better still japa to these other countries and allow their infrastructure to take charge of your health, but remember, they also battle the above issues: only it's easier to walk around there because they have better walkway etc... and they take quality of life generally better.

Thank you

audio, if u like do all this one wey u mention, e no stop death from coming to u....sport men nd women self dey die, billionaires dey die too...if health doesn't kill one the other Factor's might.

why 549 instead of 419 plots

when fire enter plank market enh, even the devil can not control it.....if u knw u knw.

Osilama1:
which power wike get to transfer a police officer? Besides those guys are IGP sent as far it's borders on supreme even commissioner of police can't order them out... Reno is PDP fool supporting wike bad behavior

no mind wike

Kriss216:
Sanwo Olu lacks the pedigree to lead.

You can't be leading millions of people and still be naive. As a Governor of a State with power and authority, you can't come to such scenario and be using "Please", "Can you".
You talk with authority.


Only Wike's voice alone will send the abokki CSP into hiding.

Bro, sometimes to control the devil u jst have to act like the devil it self..... Using the word 'please' sometimes doesn't mean u re weak or afraid but on some occasions, it means self respect. If it was Wike jst like others have claimed, the CSP would have issued the same statement he made to the lagos state governor. There is nothing wike would do because i belive he can't fight a police officer on uniform...the worst is to have him transferred....I love the way the lagos state governor acted.
Haven't you seen where a whole CEO of a company would use the word please on his worker's??, that doesn't mean he is scared or weak but he knows the right word to use at the right time.....

To lead a group of people sometimes doesn't require force but patience and knowledge nd that's wat the lagos state governor did.....
if he has uses full force on the CSP then maybe the result won't be what others might like nd i trust Nigerian's....they would still condemn him.

wahala don enter Ghana too

jesmond3945:
E no go beta for poverty. Wetin go make me pay 1.8 make i live for police station.

I tire o...mayb him do mistake...na 180k him wan type put bcus i no see how a well reasonable human being go carry 1.8m go pay for rent for that kind apartment when luxury duplex dey inside that same Lekki.....nawa o....this one pass police station..na prison.

bigpicture001:
My girlfriend whom I have planned to settle down with simply started acting cold and eventually stylishly slide out of our relationship because I sat her down and made a family financial support proposal to her in which she will be financially committed to running the proposed family we intend to raise...

These are the proposal...

1. She earns about 80k wile I earn about 300k.. I asked that we jointly contribute for all the children's Career funding starting from when we get married even before any of their birth.. I proposed 10k monthly from her and 40k from me to a trust account. From it we plan to fund all the children's Career from kiddagatten to varsity or which ever path they choose..

2. That sh choose between Nepa bill or DStv or gotv sub monthly..just one for her

3. I will be responsible for rents

4. We pay into another joint account for vacation once in two years..like sh puts in 20k I put in 50k monthly..

5. I provide all the heavy food stuffs required in the house in large quantities including gas ND change of electronics, but sh provide all the daily food supplements to mk mine complete.

6. She buys her clothes ND I buy mine but we can both surprise ourselfs with gift to the other..

7. I will buy the family car ND maintain it. If she buys no p.

8. I didn't rule out surprise gifts once a while and outting which I bankroll ND expect her to do same occasionally..

Plz oo nairalanders are these responsibilities to a wife too much for her, I mean one who works and earn over 50k...?

I believed in marraige both parties are to work hand by hand to make tinz work out easily....if u married d right woman, i belive this shouldn't be a problem nd beside setting rules for her is damm bad...let het chose what she can afford to do for the family....
you re earning 300k now nd u don't knw wat might happen tomorrow, wat if the table turns then she might end up pushing u to the tight Conner.....Well, just make ur decision wisely

brainycaleb:
Better Late than never... Congratulations to her.


Just imagine the changes a 1963 Slay Queen has undergone, she's old now and her fresh skin is wrinkled, her hair is thinner. Guys, don't marry for Physical beauty ooo, a word is enough...

So u still want her skin to remain the way she was at 1963 bah.. Or by the time u would be clocking 70 would ur skin still remain the same.....who kuku knws if u would clock 70 self..the way man pikin dey die this day's jst dey fear me....anyway, happy long life bro.

who e epp...wahala still dey NIGERIA

see how the fat girl dey look the ring light like say na lord of the ring she see....Anyway, wahala dey South Africa

Righteousness2:
2022 is going to be sooo Interesting. Bible Endtimes Prophecies are gonna flip off the Pages of the Bible like never before. The RAPTURE is Soooooo close.

USA or No USA, ISREAL will never let Iran get a Nuclear. Israel will Strike !

We said it here Long ago, that Israel Cannot Trust the USA of today!

We said it here Long ago that the Nomerica of today is more anti-Isreal than pro-Isreal, and that Isreal will strike Iran irrespective of whatever Nomerica does.

Israel does not need America to Survive. ISRAEL is GOD'S Covenant Nation. Na Dem be First Born.
America needs Israel to Survive. Not Just America, All the Nations on Earth needs Israel because the Covenant says "I WILL BLESS THOSE THAT BLESS THEE AND CURSE THOSE THAT CURSE THEE".
One of the MAJOR Reasons why Mystery Babylon aka Nomerica will Collaspe is because of turning its back on Israel. America being a World power is solely because of its Relationship with ISRAEL.

The End that the Holy Bible talks about is Starring us in the Face. The RAPTURE is Upoon Us. Don't let the devil deceive you.
Humble yourself and Surrender to JESUS Christ. It will be So Disatrous to be Left behind.

Bro righteousness has spoken.

why not call to Davido, wizkid or burna boy.....or better still BBN society to raise some funds for him.

chatinent:
So you counted those under-five years una no get sense when una mama dey call una husband and wife? 20years ko, 20years ni. How old dem come bi?

walia lukaku don see tire...mayb dem start to date since 3yrs old.

This one wey most highly father catholic don die so, abeg na who no go come die....very bad record

even the blind will see when they are on NL.......anytin wey man neva see go dey NL

HenryDion:
So, my friend just called me early this morning to let me know that his newly married wife have a tattoo around her vagina area.

I was dumbfounded, cause that can only mean one thing, but we could be wrong.

Right now this so called friend of mine is confused and restless, and they were the 'no sex before marriage' crew.

I didn't bother asking for a picture, even though I was tempted to ask.

Dear NLders, what do you think about the tattoo? Should he be worried?

werey wan still ask pictures of his friend's wife pussy.....na wa o, abi na u nd ur friend dey zakoza the lady...u re a full suspect.

ActivistJoe:
Without celebrity there would be no fan. VICE- Versa

Who fan epp, apart from celling fan, all other fan na audio fan.

God1000:
I'm completely fed up with my neighbour that sees my munificence/beneficence as stupidity.

He screwed himself up due to his improvidence and gallivanting lifestyle, he's a pain in my neck right now.

He's married, his wife has been sharing my cooking gas with me for over three months now since his own was taken away as sequestration.

I'm a salary earner, he's a bike rider, but due to his unseriousness he doesn't have his own bike, dude is a drifter.

I'm thinking of leaving the place because this whole thing is insufferable, his wife isn't helping as well, maybe due to immaturity, all she does is cook, eat and play.
Frugality is one of my 2022 new year resolutions, I don't want anything or anyone to interfere with my life next year.

We both agreed to fill the gas together, but he doesn't contribute much, I end up spending twice than the usual amount before.

These people have benefited so much from me because they know I'm a cheerful giver, they collect almost everything from me including money, I really don't want spongers in my life next year.

I've advised him countless times to look for another alternative, but he's hard of hearing with his lackadaisical altitude.

My biggest concern right now is how to withdraw myself completely without causing enmity between us because we're really close, yesterday I put my cooking gas inside before going to work against the usual act of giving them everyday when I'm leaving for work. None of this shit will happen if I'm married, but I'm single.

Does withdrawing myself from them make me a bad person? This is a serious dilemma, I'm at my wit's end.

Ogbeni, person wey see wahala no dey get time type big grammer for NL....for now we no get any idea to gv u.....come bk nxt time wen ur grammer don reach limited level

Akuruoulo:
OGA SHUT UP ABEG U IN THE NAME OF GOD.

the last time i checked i never tagged u in what i wrote....so pls avoid me okay....slowpoke

Demi003:
Hi everyone,im a 27yo unemployed graduate, please i need help, i owe four loan app 150K and they have started asking for payment, currently i dont even have up to 1k in my account, i have sold things i could sell to raise part of the money, i would really appreciate any token.

u get mind sha, collect debt come dey ask us make we pay....well, sometimes situations do push us off limit nd we do tinz we aren't supposed to do....God will see u thru but why not engage in so maniac job for the main time nd save some cash this coming year......you should be able to clear some debts off

dichvu:
Please i need advise

I have been dating my girlfriend for some years now. She became an orphan recently, so I decided to open a shop for her so she can start earning something for her not to turn herself into something else since no family support.

Though she also invested all her savings into the business and I supported her also with the little i can. I thank God her business has been doing well and developing gradually.

But her behaviour has really changed seriously towards me. She hardly dail my number to check on me, she also goes out with any guy or men, she also password her phone, i cant even touch her phone, she will flare up. She will say it's nothing that she is just catching fun. I do overlook all this just to make peace rain.

Something happened yesterday that make me feel so bad. I told her I'm coming to visit her in her shop that if any food seller pass her shop, she should help me order food. So when I reached her side she told me to bring money that she can't use her money to buy food for me. I felt somehow inside with her response. I had to give her the money to get it because hunger dey wire me seriously.

So after I'm done eating, I was gisting with her but she is not responding, she was pressing phone, then a call entered and he told the man she is in her shop, that the man should stay at the junction that she is coming to meet him, she stood up and told me to be looking after her shop till she comes back. I was really dumbfounded and shocked, I coundn't utter any word as i don't want to talk or do anything silly as people are plenty around her shop. She left me there, I stood up also and left the shop. I really felt bad and sad. This is a person i have really tried my best for since she lost her parents. I'm planning to send her packing from the shop first, but my bro said i shouldnt try it that it's childish for me. He said I should chill for now. please I need your advice on how to go about this.

NOTE; I rent the shop for my MUM just to use it as her second shop to store her goods. Though the shop is too big, so i told her to let us split it into two, my gf can use the other half.

Your bro is wise....he told you not to chase her out, he got his reason...Truly it's Childish if u try such.....why don't u just fold ur hands and watch the out come of the whole drama from a distance.....it will just end in tragic comedy

ValCon888:
I know Israel is technologically and militarily more superior to Syria. But it is still good to have big brothers like the United States and NATO.

If not, I don't see how Israel can carry out such airstrikes repeatedly on their next door neighbor without retaliation or repercussion.

Even US nd Russia fear Israel.....if u knw u knw

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

Buy her a car nd thank me later........set awon confused fellow.

Na everyday dem dey propose......Na everyday dem dey breakup
until that judgement day.

Now they have tagged all muslims to be a bomb carrier machine. imagine a country putting up a watch dog on a place of worship just bcus that place of worship can unleash the greatest terror of all time. This jihadist of a people, i wonder if they re truly Muslims or are part time muslims.......Anyway, all Muslims are terrorists but not all terrorists are muslims.

Na every day heartbreak dey dy.

the stupid people get him password