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bibianna:
Comedy

abeg DM me asap, i wan tell u one comedy. lol

just like diddo....use the massage gun dey massage ur tin jeje. if u knw u knw....lol

Pasima:
Good morning everyone, please I need your suggestion on this situation.

I have a female friend who always shares things with me. She tells me everything about her and I also told her mine. She is in a relationship about to enter marriage but she is not certain she will marry the guy because he is in the force.

But I am falling in love with her, she comes to my house we watch film together and eat together. We snap pics together, she even sat on my laps to snap pics. I felt like telling her that I love her and I want her as my girlfriend but I am scared she might get angry with me then on second thought I was thinking maybe she was waiting for me to say the word.

What do you guys think?

See mumu, sat on ur lap nd snap pics...ur lap don bcom chair bah....sha do softly, her fiance na force....ok na.

Attention seeker

lol, make i fold hands dey watch who go first carry pant or boxer run come outside from inside house....Neighbours no go hear word for surrounding.....If u knw u knw.

Boogiebee:
My brother is 17 and addicted to gambling.
This addiction has cost us so much as a family especially my widowed mum.

He is constantly selling things and using money meant for his rent, upkeep, etc to gamble. Just last week he used his laptop to gamble. We have used tough love and right now we have exhausted all options to make him stop.

Like every other addiction if we are not proactive I'm afraid this will ruin him.

Additional Information: He's currently a 200L student of a federal uni but ever since he gained admission it has been one problem or the other caused by gambling. I'm thinking of withdrawing him and put him in a juvenile home if everything else fails.

I need practical solutions and advice on how to make him stop. If you are a recovered gambler please share what helped you.

Seriously, when i heard you say ''Addicted to gambling'', i thought it was just normal sport betting which most guys get involved in but with the scenario of your younger bro getting to sell his stuff's and even uses his laptop for gambling purpose then i think your bro is far gone than those who play sport betting.

He needs help Asap nd don't ever think it won't affect u guy's later on, you beta do something now b4 it's too late, else, this one will sell anytin sell able jst to gamble it away...The worst gambling is not sport betting but those crazy woth, dice, poker etc. they can make one sell off anytin that comes its way. Although am not saying sport betting isn't bad, both are bad but your bro has gone beyond sport betting, infact, sport betting to him is like a child's game....Check on him very well, he is on a gambling that is far beyond his capacity.


God will redeem him

make i go call dangote my father.

Nigeria nd Awards be like Abba kyari nd police.

The way people get erection for family members dey fear me....how come on earth.

at least e beta pass our brodas for zoogeria wey dey roast a whole human being alive.

athaboi:
I pity Nigeria....who gave FCTA the power to clear a criminal case like this...are they police or intelligent agency?? Nigeria is cursed and it will never be redeemed! Jafaar Mohammed re looted 10billion out of 13billion recovered loots and you think there's hope for Nigeria??

u re also one of the problem of Nigeria...who told u the case was a criminal case....na wa o.

All politicians are thieves but not all thieves are politicians

idiot fellow, what re u still keeping her num for...oh, i guess so that u guys can flow again along the path bah....if na ur wife do this tin naw u go run come here like hungry lion come dey lament.

UGLYSALT:
Okay Our Daughter is 4 Months Now !!! ..... This Woman no wan Go !!!

Abi na 20k Pocket Money i dey Give her every Month for my House !!!

Please you Guys should tell me what to do !!!

She Came for OMUGWO oooooo .... Before you wake up in the morning , This woman don already.... ON DSTV Dey watch African Magic Showcase , With a Bottle For Cool Drink !!!

She No Wan Go Again !!!

I Don tell her Daughter and wetin my wife tell me is ..... "IF SHE GO NOW ..... HOW WILL I BE BATHING OUR BABY" ..... I Don tell her that I Can Bath Our Baby .... She is insisting that she must stay !!!

Here is WHERE The Problem dey ooooo , Read below.

Una know say .... them talk say if woman born , All her curves will come out .... I Think say na Joke oooo

As my wife Born Last 4 Months .... Chaiaa ... come see soft body and Curves ....

But do you know that her Mother Told her Not to Give me Kpekusss Untill Our Baby is 6 To 8 Months !!! .... SINCE THIS WOMAN Born . I NEVER NACK HER oooooooo , and she dey flaunt all those Curves for my Face !!!

Her Mother Can Give Advice for Africa , This woman will come to my room , KNOCK and ask me to come to the LIVING ROOM !!!
She will start Giving all those village advice !!!
weah dey vex me ..... Make i no dey keep friends , Make i dey drink 1 beer in a week , That i chop too much suya , That i should be going to Morning Mass (Church everyday) .

Biko am Tired , what should i do !!!

u speak like an unwise man..only a foolish man would talk this way.

yinkaOdutuyo:
She's not even talking about it or even interested in it.

What do you guys think?

My brother wise up, abeg na who val help.

when no be say him wan marry the dead.

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://salemgists.com/a-beggar-hadiza-ibrahim-caught-in-abuja-with-over-n500k-and-100-photos/

for this stupid buhari regime nd some idiots are calling 500k a very huge amount of money...shame, tell me what business 500k can start in this dumb country.....Make dem free the woman abeg, the way she makes her money is cleared to her nd she alone....Na thief dey catch thief....Every living soul for this world be thief.

All virgins are prostitute but not all prostitute are virgins.

Lasunray01:
Good day nairalanders. My first time post in 5yrs.

Will try to summarize the issues and seek sincere advise please.

I’ve been married before but got divorced within a year due to genotype issues(it’s a long story). So I remarried 2yrs after and with a child now, and that’s where my issues started from.

I know I have some bad sides too which I’m trying to change, which is flirting with single ladies, and this has caused multiple fight with my wife.

Whenever we have this fights, not physical, just verbal, but in her anger she breaks virtually anything around, cups, laptop, speakers etc. she can be madly angry. I’ve warned, petted her severally to desist from this act especially infront of our kid...but she won’t. It’s getting worse by the day. Now she reports me with blackmail to her parents and friends making me feel I’m the worst husband in the universe, calling me unprintable names. Calling me weak cos I don’t beat.

Now the advice I seek, we are planning to relocate as a family abroad this year, but I’m really scared. I can actually go alone, but would prefer we all go together since I have the means. But I’m scared if I won’t regret my actions to take her along with this her character. What if I get jailed or lose custody of our child abroad, because she’s a master in blackmail. She can turn simple issue overboard.


Sorry for the long epistle. Just had to pour out my mind. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

Thank you

Then flirting with single ladies nd save ur self the stress.

Militants nd sea pirate's be laughing right now...pepper soup don land for who we go see catch.

Ebubu3:
Strange because elephants travel in herds

africa don kill the rest na..dem no dey gree see animal for eyes especially snake...that tin don suffer for man hand.

soldier dey kill prison officer, prison officer dey kill Civil defense officer, police dey kill soldier, vigilante dey kill police, mtcheew, dem jst dey kill kill, dey do do, dey shoot shoot.

imagine, school for 9ja na rubbish.

lol, bro John don see finish.

Nigerian's neva show this one something yet. if u knw u knw.

CAUSTIC002:
lol, we are 6, lock came with 5 keys.

lol, fear catch me ni....anyway, the key can be duplicated but i no knw how dem dey do for ur side o....for my own kaba, u go need bring proof of identification( drivers license, National I.D, Int passport, voters card etc) b4 dos guy's go even gree do the stuff gv person.....I no blame dem na, na as Nigeria be now.

Audio

key never lost nd u wan do duplicate, u no try at all.

Melvin56:
Hello everyone my name is Melvin
I have been following this platform for long but I registered officially today,I always enjoy comments from righteousness,slawworn,sapphire etc.Everyone is just amazing even with all the beefing and disagreements

Now my problem is that after a long search I was able to secure a job at a club as the club manager

Due to the fact that we have so many clubs and lounge in that area and the fact that my own club is new we barely have customers

Now my boss is questioning my ability,that is if I am fit for the position

Please friends I don't wanna loose my job
I need advice on what to do to attract customers
Mind you I am just a manager,don't know much about publicity
If you're into this field kindly help

I also beg the admin to help me move to FP thanks[color=#006600][/color]

control olosho enter the club na...mtcheew

BigFrog:
My shop decking is cracking as a result of the ceiling fun hanging rod they put up there. It's not firm. It wobles with the ceiling fan and I now notice cracking allover it decking.

Another thing is I plan to uninstall the ceiling fan. The decking is a new deck ans there is plan to put another shop on top. I was worried if all this will affect the structure and it looks like the deck is not strong.

I need advice from experience personal from this house to advise.

One day na One day be the implication

tortoise wey dem don use do sacrifice finish for building site na im u go carry cook chop..it's ok, continue.