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FalseProphet1:
This is the aggression they will use to attack the Egyptians tomorrow, I see this squad lifting the trophy.

This I have seen.

false prophet...werey people neva start match dem don dey fight each other, if match come start nko, na bite go remain

okine4real:
Fathers and Mothers. Pls ohh. Myself and my wife, we trying to have a child this year, and we want a Male child. Male Child or nothing else. In fact i just Pray this time it works because trouble FIT dey.

Now my question is, as anybody in the house every tried the method of making love to you wife on the day of her Ovulation and the sex happens to be a Male child?

I have read to much article and the one that got my attention the most was, IF YOU WANT A MALE CHILD, MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE A DAY TO HER OVULATION DAY OR ON HER EXACT OVULATION DAY. Please whom have tired this method and what is the success rate? I nor get money for IVF, so dont tell me say make i go do am ohh, because i heard its not cheap.

Regards

Abeg help save this marriage.

u re very foolish nd senseless....so if ur wife gv birth to a baby girl now trouble go happen bah....stupid of u....instead mk u pray for a save delivery gv ur wife bt see u here dey find male child up nd down....male child kill u there.....werey

the way wey people dey chop snake now adays enh, even dem no chop chicken reach snake meat now adays..

Optimistic4life:
Year 2021 February to be precise, my husband served me a divorce notice. Though I saw it coming as we have been separated for some months.
The case is still in court though.

We are blessed with 3 kids under 10.

Soon the divorce will be finalized and we will both move on.

How easy is it adjusting to a new life as a divorced lady?

I just want to let it out as I have never discussed this with anyone. Just my immediate family members knows about it.

What is life like out there for me?

The shame, mockery, coping with kids alone, moving on etc

Na wetin we dey talk bdat o, u don go do pass ur power nd the poor man don ready to japa.....there must be a reason ur husband would serve u a divorce letter...definitely, u have given him a very tough time.....Well, for ur question,

Life out side for singles self na die then talkless of mother of 3....anyway, we have a different path to life so u might get lucky even more than when you were with him....just keep ur kids close, draw them nearer nd enjoy the tinz life would throw to u......


but i think finding peace with ur hubby would be perfect for the sake of ur kids unless u want it to end in a tragic way.

This one don go do mistake collect 20naira from the gods of highway.

Anigreat:



Why won't he unconsciously do it, when the wife keeps hypnotizing him with this kind of boooobs.

Imagine this is just the boooobs, let's not imagine how the clit will look like.

packaging boobs.

Iyaebe:
Please send a DM, I'm a marriage counselor and I can counsel you and help the marriage. Price is affordable.I like how your wife went through the window to continue the drama,it's sexy and i can do same.All this little little drama is sweet in a marriage, I can't marry and everywhere will be quiet,no na.I don't support her disrespecting you and even allowing third party to know of the drama,it is bad.But that type of drama that's toxic free is very good and healthy for a marriage.

this one don drink sapa....na dem dem ooooooo

eeewise:
Got a call from a friend who is 23 without much family support (orphans) that she ran some tests and is a month pregnant.
She needs advice on what to do?
She has little or no family support system to cater for a child

So thinking of termination of pregnancy but naive on how to go about it

Any suggestions on what to do exactly

mtcheew, she no get who gv her baby ni abi she don bcom mary for Bible bah.....Wahala dey rest una dey go wake am up even after una don knw say wahala self no like wahala too.

Tealover:
1. I'm going to ensure a high sense of
decency in my physical appearance

2. I'm not getting wet for any married
man (temptation already started
2days ago and I didn't fall for it and by
God's grace, I wouldn't)

3. I'll be more outgoing.. My free time
would no longer be for sleeping and
walking up and down my
neighborhood

4. I must get married and end this year
either with pregnancy or with a child

5. Aside my regular job, I must have
other sources of income

So help me God...........

man pikin don suffer, this one say by fire by force she must get married or get pikin o.....Wahala don pass wetin buhari fit handle walia...so u get wet for married men......ur case is spiritual nd u need to be Clean's with river Niger water.

SultanOfPuna:
I spoke with a popular producer last weekend and he said something about how wizkid was a big fan of nairaland during his early days. And that wizzy still to this day frequent nairaland just to catch vibes.
I asked him if he knew about wizkid burner account on nairaland. He said thats personal

So wizkid, if you are seeing this, holla at your boy via DM. Show me love boss. Baba show me love, your boy looyal. Boss drop $3000 for me. Dm me.

people dey bear beta name bt u decided to bear SultanOfPuna nd u want 3kdolls frm wizkid....u re a tiv o

DispatcherLagos:
Wizkid no dey any nairaland. Matter of fact, no serious minded person visits this trash forum

lol, u too dey para

After them don burn every body for zoogeria then monkey go take over....simple data analyst....

me that flew my boeing 737 over mecca last week nd notin happen....mtcheew, jst that na for dream o.

damola1:
Average death in Nigeria: 54:

Average in USA: 78

Average in Japan: 84.

why:

Poor lifestyle choices. poor quality of life. poor health care infrastructure... expecting God to workout, eat well, and live well.



What can you do about it:

Generally, since you cannot do much about the health care infrastructure, focus on preventive measures. unless in cases of accidents, poor health takes time to stay good or really go bad. so use this time wisely

1. Learn about your family history, and what you can do to improve your health from your 20s... start practicing... you can live over 80 and still be active...

2. Sleep well ( 7-9 hours ). Eat Well ( Avoid the 5 white poisons 1. Sugar 2. Salt 3. White Flour 4. White rice 5. White potatoes ). Work out at least: 3-4x weekly, even with brisk walking for at least: 45mins.

3. Keep learning, and improve your finances, so you can have better health care.

or better still japa to these other countries and allow their infrastructure to take charge of your health, but remember, they also battle the above issues: only it's easier to walk around there because they have better walkway etc... and they take quality of life generally better.

Thank you

audio, if u like do all this one wey u mention, e no stop death from coming to u....sport men nd women self dey die, billionaires dey die too...if health doesn't kill one the other Factor's might.

why 549 instead of 419 plots

when fire enter plank market enh, even the devil can not control it.....if u knw u knw.

Osilama1:
which power wike get to transfer a police officer? Besides those guys are IGP sent as far it's borders on supreme even commissioner of police can't order them out... Reno is PDP fool supporting wike bad behavior

no mind wike

Kriss216:
Sanwo Olu lacks the pedigree to lead.

You can't be leading millions of people and still be naive. As a Governor of a State with power and authority, you can't come to such scenario and be using "Please", "Can you".
You talk with authority.


Only Wike's voice alone will send the abokki CSP into hiding.

Bro, sometimes to control the devil u jst have to act like the devil it self..... Using the word 'please' sometimes doesn't mean u re weak or afraid but on some occasions, it means self respect. If it was Wike jst like others have claimed, the CSP would have issued the same statement he made to the lagos state governor. There is nothing wike would do because i belive he can't fight a police officer on uniform...the worst is to have him transferred....I love the way the lagos state governor acted.
Haven't you seen where a whole CEO of a company would use the word please on his worker's??, that doesn't mean he is scared or weak but he knows the right word to use at the right time.....

To lead a group of people sometimes doesn't require force but patience and knowledge nd that's wat the lagos state governor did.....
if he has uses full force on the CSP then maybe the result won't be what others might like nd i trust Nigerian's....they would still condemn him.

wahala don enter Ghana too

jesmond3945:
E no go beta for poverty. Wetin go make me pay 1.8 make i live for police station.

I tire o...mayb him do mistake...na 180k him wan type put bcus i no see how a well reasonable human being go carry 1.8m go pay for rent for that kind apartment when luxury duplex dey inside that same Lekki.....nawa o....this one pass police station..na prison.

bigpicture001:
My girlfriend whom I have planned to settle down with simply started acting cold and eventually stylishly slide out of our relationship because I sat her down and made a family financial support proposal to her in which she will be financially committed to running the proposed family we intend to raise...

These are the proposal...

1. She earns about 80k wile I earn about 300k.. I asked that we jointly contribute for all the children's Career funding starting from when we get married even before any of their birth.. I proposed 10k monthly from her and 40k from me to a trust account. From it we plan to fund all the children's Career from kiddagatten to varsity or which ever path they choose..

2. That sh choose between Nepa bill or DStv or gotv sub monthly..just one for her

3. I will be responsible for rents

4. We pay into another joint account for vacation once in two years..like sh puts in 20k I put in 50k monthly..

5. I provide all the heavy food stuffs required in the house in large quantities including gas ND change of electronics, but sh provide all the daily food supplements to mk mine complete.

6. She buys her clothes ND I buy mine but we can both surprise ourselfs with gift to the other..

7. I will buy the family car ND maintain it. If she buys no p.

8. I didn't rule out surprise gifts once a while and outting which I bankroll ND expect her to do same occasionally..

Plz oo nairalanders are these responsibilities to a wife too much for her, I mean one who works and earn over 50k...?

I believed in marraige both parties are to work hand by hand to make tinz work out easily....if u married d right woman, i belive this shouldn't be a problem nd beside setting rules for her is damm bad...let het chose what she can afford to do for the family....
you re earning 300k now nd u don't knw wat might happen tomorrow, wat if the table turns then she might end up pushing u to the tight Conner.....Well, just make ur decision wisely

brainycaleb:
Better Late than never... Congratulations to her.


Just imagine the changes a 1963 Slay Queen has undergone, she's old now and her fresh skin is wrinkled, her hair is thinner. Guys, don't marry for Physical beauty ooo, a word is enough...

So u still want her skin to remain the way she was at 1963 bah.. Or by the time u would be clocking 70 would ur skin still remain the same.....who kuku knws if u would clock 70 self..the way man pikin dey die this day's jst dey fear me....anyway, happy long life bro.

who e epp...wahala still dey NIGERIA

see how the fat girl dey look the ring light like say na lord of the ring she see....Anyway, wahala dey South Africa

Righteousness2:
2022 is going to be sooo Interesting. Bible Endtimes Prophecies are gonna flip off the Pages of the Bible like never before. The RAPTURE is Soooooo close.

USA or No USA, ISREAL will never let Iran get a Nuclear. Israel will Strike !

We said it here Long ago, that Israel Cannot Trust the USA of today!

We said it here Long ago that the Nomerica of today is more anti-Isreal than pro-Isreal, and that Isreal will strike Iran irrespective of whatever Nomerica does.

Israel does not need America to Survive. ISRAEL is GOD'S Covenant Nation. Na Dem be First Born.
America needs Israel to Survive. Not Just America, All the Nations on Earth needs Israel because the Covenant says "I WILL BLESS THOSE THAT BLESS THEE AND CURSE THOSE THAT CURSE THEE".
One of the MAJOR Reasons why Mystery Babylon aka Nomerica will Collaspe is because of turning its back on Israel. America being a World power is solely because of its Relationship with ISRAEL.

The End that the Holy Bible talks about is Starring us in the Face. The RAPTURE is Upoon Us. Don't let the devil deceive you.
Humble yourself and Surrender to JESUS Christ. It will be So Disatrous to be Left behind.

Bro righteousness has spoken.

why not call to Davido, wizkid or burna boy.....or better still BBN society to raise some funds for him.

chatinent:
So you counted those under-five years una no get sense when una mama dey call una husband and wife? 20years ko, 20years ni. How old dem come bi?

walia lukaku don see tire...mayb dem start to date since 3yrs old.

This one wey most highly father catholic don die so, abeg na who no go come die....very bad record

even the blind will see when they are on NL.......anytin wey man neva see go dey NL