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Ishilove:
I opted to post this in the Health section because I realised, for the first time in all my years in Lagos (and that is my entire life) that many are mad in Lagos but few are are confined in asylums. We don't take mental health seriously enough in Nigeria.

I had left office around 5.30 pm and had not gone far when a junior colleague called me that he had left his entire earthly possessions back in the office, vis his house keys, wallet and phone and the admin office was closed. His excuse was he did not know I would be leaving early. After blasting him for his lackadaisical attitude, I told him where to meet me to get my keys. I was already in transit and the traffic was rapidly moving and If he hurried he would meet me at the traffic light before it turned green.

He drove halfway and had to run the remaining half because of the traffic. He was just about 45 seconds away from me and I could see his approaching form, but the lights had changed to green and we were about moving, so I quickly tossed the bunch of keys on a horizontal signboard on the road median. The dude got to me just as we were about to cross and I yelled at him to go back and check the board. He nodded and ran back.

To my chagrin and ongoing bafflement, he called me back that there were no keys on the board. I told him to check properly, on the sides and even under the board. He rang off, and then called back some minutes later, insisting that he couldn't find any keys. I was forced to alight half way and go back to the junction where all these drama was unfolding. I thought my eyes were paining me when I checked and discovered that the bunch of keys had grown legs and run off in the 45 seconds/ 1 minute it took for my colleague to reach the point where I had tossed the keys.

That is how me and this boy started rigmaroling the road median like construction workers, searching through dirt and grass for my large, shiny bunch of keys that had mysteriously disappeared in plain sight. After about 30 minutes of fruitlessly searching even in portions of the median that I knew I had passed before that fateful toss, we were forced to give up after admitting to ourselves that a Lagosian had seen me tossing the keys and immediately pounced on them like the lunatic he was.

Kai, it is still paining my spirit, soul and body.

My question now is this: what is anyone going to do with a bunch of keys that is totally useless to him? What?

There is a legion of lunatics roaming freely on this streets of the Gidi.

My oga, people dey para now for this country o....even slippers now, dem don dey thief am for people door step...gbola don carry ur key's go since, na money bdat for them.

if this one enter 9ja my contree, na pepper soup tinz on point....Okete for that matter, even snake now dey real civil war with 9ja people.

GenderMix:
Dear Esteemed Nairalanders of extreme wisdom, I have a 4+ year old daughter who is very curious and sleeps on the same bed with me and wife. Some days ago she almost caught me and wife having sex, so in the morning she asked my wife what I was doing to her…lol. Most times I hug and kiss my wife in front of her and do same to her (in her case, a peck and she reciprocates back). This is our normal lives. Sometimes, when I hug my wife before her, she gets jealous..lol

I think we made a mistake in not allowing her get used to her room from day one. We had tried to make her see reasons why she can’t continue to sleep on same bed with us but it’s all falling on deaf ears. At a point, we forced her to her room and when she woke up around 2am, all hell was let loose, I felt sympathy and told my wife to allow her into our room.


We can’t continue this way, so I need your advice (especially married couples with kids)

1. Did we make a mistake by letting her sleep on same bed with us considering she is just 4?

2. Is it too late to force her to her room?

3. How do we go about making sure she gets used to her room without disturbing us?

4. If she asks what we are doing at night, like the case where she almost caught us, what would be a good reply that would sound logical and educative for her own growth.

5. Is her jealousy normal?

Thank you

give her 10yrs from now, infact she no go even sleep house again....all these loose holes everywhere...mtcheew.

MARS1:
I agree with every point you made except the bolded, assault should not be taken lightly, that she denied him sex does not mean she should abuse her. As a gentle man, it is wrong denting your marriage with such. He is the man of the house, there are ways he can stamp his feet with out drawing blood. He never mentioned if he tries to talking to her asking if anything bothers her, or if she is troubled, as something might have triggered her reactions.The way he went about his approach was as a master slave relationship, if you do not give me this, i force you to get result that suits me. Sex should be enjoyed by both parties, not just one party. He never mentioned how their sex life was before now, he did not say if his wife is the type that can go a week without making sexual advances, remember not everyone like sex to the extent of having it daily. Wrong to have denied the guy sex, but assaulting is bad, you do not right a wrong with another wrong. Let us imagine she is troubled, and because he wants the man to have his way, she just opened, the man reaches orgasms, and that is the end, no connection, the woman hides her challenges because the man is probably only bothered with having sex and that is all. The woman can be fulfilling her side of giving sex, but the woman would just be not totally into the man, for the feelings, attraction, affection, and bonding would not be there hence in the end, still not happy and rather hides her tears just to make the man happy.

see your mouth, she is not seeing another man joor. something really bothers the woman that they both need to talk about, resolve it, have a nice date again, and nail it with a good sex. Hopefully they get back to good ways again.

God no go allow this holes kill us for dis contree.

Noah9:
Good morning nairalanders. Pls I'll go straight to point.

My wife and I have been married for 3 years, God has blessed our matrimony with a beautiful daughter. My wife is so decent, caring and beautiful inside out. I have been a great husband and father to my pretty daughter. I have never cheated on my wife since we got married.

Recently, she barely give me sex. Infact it would take a whole month before I could see Just the color of her undies and I wasn't happy about it.

Last week Wednesday, I committed an unspeakable abuse, I'm so ashamed of myself. I Raped my wife and I hate myself since that incident.

Honestly, I don't know what came over me that particular day, I tried to make advances towards her, she refused and she pushed my hand away. Out of anger I slapped her on her face (she bled from her mouth), I overpowered her and forcefully had my way through. She cried all through that night.

I regretted my actions, I feel remorse, I hate my Life . I have begged her seriously to forgive me but she haven't said a word to me for over 5 days now. She cook for just herself and my daughter, she no longer sleep in our matrimonial bed, she would rather sleep in my daughter's room or the visitor's room, she no longer greets me anymore.

I have never abused, beat or raised my hands on my wife or any woman before. Last week was my first time I did such an abominable act in my Life . What If any one notice we're having issues now, how will I explain to them what actually happened?

I don't even want my little daughter to know we're having issues. I don't know who to talk to. It's a faceless forum that's why I'm sharing my pain here . Pls how do I restore back happiness in my home, I need my wife to forgive me. I'm truly sorry from the depth of my heart and I promise it will never happen again.

Please Help Me.

ur wife dey denie u sex nd u dey talk rubbish for here.....ur wife don dey gv anoda person her puna chop for outside...bcus i see no reason why ur wife would denie u sex jst like that....nawa o

btw JW rules nd Taliban rules, i no knw whc one craze pass......Now we no knw if na JW or the mumu Oge kill her self.

KiNg0G:
All for the camera.

no mind am
....so him wan talk say since him don rich up to this day na those kids b d first set of hawkers him go see.


I only feel emotion wen i see old women/girls hawk from one place to another.....really bad for them......God help us all.

easy94:
Good day everyone,

I placed a withdrawal yesterday from my bet365 account to my Sterling bank dormicillary account.

I have already utilized the 1 free withdrawal within 28 days.

When I placed a withdrawal of 191.87 after charges of 9$ was deducted.

Unfortunately ,I received 171.87 in my Sterling dormicillary account.
Please guys assist me in this what would have been the major issue because I have contacted my bank and bet365 they claim they sent full amount.

Please assist or do I need to chat my bank or what cos I don't want such to repeat itself again.

Any experience nairalander shot provide relevant information on this pls.

bro, the bet company deducted 9dollars, Bank would also deduct VAT services also especially since the money comes in a dollar format...thank me letter.

United state marine corps..na American soldier b get this car b4.....anytin wey concern soldier, i no dey do.

This idiot don disgrace the land of Brotherhood.....he must be punished by the law of bubushiga

SportsHD:
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How much be crosstour wey you dey shout clitocurrency? How much be 5-6m wey she no go fit afford?

abeg bro no vex o, say u get 5 to 6m for ur bank acct ni.

pyyxxaro:
Small time now , the old man go de play de roll inside Portorportor


E go de use e nose de dig ground steady

lol, make i laugh this one pass abeg.

NovesaTillie:
You married a slay queen like me and you want her to be a full wife Material

You don't have many options now than to make do with the content in the package you came home with.

abeg i wan ask u one question o....ur dp, say na doggy u wan receive or na goaty abi horsey...wahala dey dis contree o.

Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.

lol, na pregnancy cause am....as far as say she no gv u wahala, then bro make u dey thank God o..Mummy shola dey display real life drama gv her husband for here nd dey go pursue each other with 2by2, fight everyday..abt that lazy part, with time she go adjust wen first child land......but u see those one's wey dey give man wahala for house to the extent d man go dey sleep outside enh......

WrittyWritter:
Y would u even be sleeping with a side chick raw?
have u not heard of std?
abi u think say na only u dey bleep her?

Agba of all Agba's don talk. twale

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

until everything go north na then ur eyes go clear.

Na dem dem, the perpetrator dey there

ChizzyBuna:
Nigerian love to Abuse Any Trend

Back then in 2004, when i use to draw potraits People will always tell me im wasting my time

Now, everybody and their mama are now drawing potraits.
Once something blows up, everybody will leave their job and start saturating the new trends.

Oga, 2004 different from 2022..just like Old Testament different from New Testament.

Peace081:
One yeye mod will push it to front page

mod wey dey ban people suppose dey ban them selves too....werey mod don drink sapa.

FalseProphet1:
This is the aggression they will use to attack the Egyptians tomorrow, I see this squad lifting the trophy.

This I have seen.

false prophet...werey people neva start match dem don dey fight each other, if match come start nko, na bite go remain

okine4real:
Fathers and Mothers. Pls ohh. Myself and my wife, we trying to have a child this year, and we want a Male child. Male Child or nothing else. In fact i just Pray this time it works because trouble FIT dey.

Now my question is, as anybody in the house every tried the method of making love to you wife on the day of her Ovulation and the sex happens to be a Male child?

I have read to much article and the one that got my attention the most was, IF YOU WANT A MALE CHILD, MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE A DAY TO HER OVULATION DAY OR ON HER EXACT OVULATION DAY. Please whom have tired this method and what is the success rate? I nor get money for IVF, so dont tell me say make i go do am ohh, because i heard its not cheap.

Regards

Abeg help save this marriage.

u re very foolish nd senseless....so if ur wife gv birth to a baby girl now trouble go happen bah....stupid of u....instead mk u pray for a save delivery gv ur wife bt see u here dey find male child up nd down....male child kill u there.....werey

the way wey people dey chop snake now adays enh, even dem no chop chicken reach snake meat now adays..

Optimistic4life:
Year 2021 February to be precise, my husband served me a divorce notice. Though I saw it coming as we have been separated for some months.
The case is still in court though.

We are blessed with 3 kids under 10.

Soon the divorce will be finalized and we will both move on.

How easy is it adjusting to a new life as a divorced lady?

I just want to let it out as I have never discussed this with anyone. Just my immediate family members knows about it.

What is life like out there for me?

The shame, mockery, coping with kids alone, moving on etc

Na wetin we dey talk bdat o, u don go do pass ur power nd the poor man don ready to japa.....there must be a reason ur husband would serve u a divorce letter...definitely, u have given him a very tough time.....Well, for ur question,

Life out side for singles self na die then talkless of mother of 3....anyway, we have a different path to life so u might get lucky even more than when you were with him....just keep ur kids close, draw them nearer nd enjoy the tinz life would throw to u......


but i think finding peace with ur hubby would be perfect for the sake of ur kids unless u want it to end in a tragic way.

This one don go do mistake collect 20naira from the gods of highway.

Anigreat:



Why won't he unconsciously do it, when the wife keeps hypnotizing him with this kind of boooobs.

Imagine this is just the boooobs, let's not imagine how the clit will look like.

packaging boobs.

Iyaebe:
Please send a DM, I'm a marriage counselor and I can counsel you and help the marriage. Price is affordable.I like how your wife went through the window to continue the drama,it's sexy and i can do same.All this little little drama is sweet in a marriage, I can't marry and everywhere will be quiet,no na.I don't support her disrespecting you and even allowing third party to know of the drama,it is bad.But that type of drama that's toxic free is very good and healthy for a marriage.

this one don drink sapa....na dem dem ooooooo

eeewise:
Got a call from a friend who is 23 without much family support (orphans) that she ran some tests and is a month pregnant.
She needs advice on what to do?
She has little or no family support system to cater for a child

So thinking of termination of pregnancy but naive on how to go about it

Any suggestions on what to do exactly

mtcheew, she no get who gv her baby ni abi she don bcom mary for Bible bah.....Wahala dey rest una dey go wake am up even after una don knw say wahala self no like wahala too.

Tealover:
1. I'm going to ensure a high sense of
decency in my physical appearance

2. I'm not getting wet for any married
man (temptation already started
2days ago and I didn't fall for it and by
God's grace, I wouldn't)

3. I'll be more outgoing.. My free time
would no longer be for sleeping and
walking up and down my
neighborhood

4. I must get married and end this year
either with pregnancy or with a child

5. Aside my regular job, I must have
other sources of income

So help me God...........

man pikin don suffer, this one say by fire by force she must get married or get pikin o.....Wahala don pass wetin buhari fit handle walia...so u get wet for married men......ur case is spiritual nd u need to be Clean's with river Niger water.

SultanOfPuna:
I spoke with a popular producer last weekend and he said something about how wizkid was a big fan of nairaland during his early days. And that wizzy still to this day frequent nairaland just to catch vibes.
I asked him if he knew about wizkid burner account on nairaland. He said thats personal

So wizkid, if you are seeing this, holla at your boy via DM. Show me love boss. Baba show me love, your boy looyal. Boss drop $3000 for me. Dm me.

people dey bear beta name bt u decided to bear SultanOfPuna nd u want 3kdolls frm wizkid....u re a tiv o

DispatcherLagos:
Wizkid no dey any nairaland. Matter of fact, no serious minded person visits this trash forum

lol, u too dey para

After them don burn every body for zoogeria then monkey go take over....simple data analyst....