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Makuos19:
And the long skirt and blouse is not showing your contour/hip shape, breasts/cleavages? Or better still post your picture in the long skirt and blouse lets see

Lol

Make she kukuma wear jalabial


What a question!


Men sef!


Anyways for him to always snap her bum bum means she has a protuding round intimidating assz Which is no fault of hers, na God give her like that.


Op, seriously just warn him off and threaten him your boss will hear of it. Also let him know u have recordings of how he behaves towards you.

Always record any conversation between u too.

Be firm about your threats.

If he doesn't stop?

Report to your boss. If boss no wan hear.
Let your boss knows you have a boyfriend in the army and you've told your bf about it. But your bf says you should table the matter to the head before he handles the Randy colleague by himself with his own army colleagues if there is no change. Army in Barracks will come in and set things straight.

Trust me, every man in that building will avoid u like plague, likewise the boss.


I used such technique in my office building and it worked like. Magic.

Lust clear for the guy eyes. Lol

Eeyah he looks so old



I use to fall in love with his looks and kicks back then

izzou:


Visit a boyfriend you met online?
I hope you read about the Port Harcourt serial killer. Don't endanger your life Abeg

Let me stop here for now

Don't mind her

When dog wan lost, , e no longer listen to its master's whistle.

I pity op

She does not know staying with her parents is a blessing and great protection for her.

I live alone but I dread travelling to other states to go meet up with a guy.

As in I dread, I dont even try it.


And I dread sleeping over till the next day in a guy's house. I time. Myself 8:30pm, I'm. Back to my house!


That's me, who lives alone and I'm in my 30s.

Honestly I pity op. It seems she's tired of been alive with all the ritual killings going on in the country

bdchange:
Lady like you give me hope, but then you consider that my ex said the same thing until she spoilt it. So what do I believe now? I don't also check her phone regularly but we used each others phone, so i see no big deal in that.

To save yourself from heart aches or any eventualities don't check.
What are u even looking for in the phone sef?

My pastor always advice the married, women stop following your husband like a detective when he's going out. Stop checking his calls and numbers. What you are hoping to see, one day u will see it.

He said he doesn't check his wife phones and she doesn't check his too.

They both trust each other .

So why check in the first place? What are u looking for?

As you don't see it as a big deal? Why waste some minutes of your time checking phone?

That means it's a huge deal to you.


My brother stop o . Trust her and remove eyes.

samyyoung1:
U av said it all....an sure aki n pawpaw never dreamt of the life they r living now....just be good in a skill as low as show making n watch girls fall for u like parks of card

Exactly!

That's just life o!

bdchange:
I don't understand the comments i highlighted in your statements.. Are you saying it is not okay for me to be truthful and honest in two matured adult's relationship? If I don't lay an honest foundation, how then do I get a good home if I marry? This your comments still baffles me

Don't. Mind guys confusing you here.

There are still good women out there, and they are celibate. Don't give up, u will meet your wife soon.

I'm celibate and in a celibate relationship with a guy. We both understand sex shouldn't be the basis of our relationship and it's moving well between us.
Although we don't check each other phones, because we trust each other. Trust is very crucial in a relationship.

So don't worry yours will come. I have been having various hard knocks on the head dating wrong guys for years until I place my foot down and decide celibacy or no deal.
Keep it up. You will. Be happy at the end.

Make money be rich and you will have a wife.

Even able bodied men are yet to find a wife, because they possibly do not have any source of income or they are broke and seriously single.

I know of a friend's friend who is disabled, as in. He doesn't walk. He's being moved around by an electronic wheel chair.
My friend just got back from UK, we hung out and he said babe! I want to introduce someone to you. You will be shocked when u see the guy and please control yourself when we get there o, pls. I replied ok. So we drove down to this stranger's place. The gate of this stranger was huge, fine and black.
A security guard opened the gate for us as my friend horned.
He drove in, staring at me was a massive white huge building . We parked, we sha entered the house and a guy greeted my friend warmly and said Boss is coming, we should have our seats.
We sat down I was admiring the decor and house. I shook my guy? Whats strange about this place? I don't understand.
He replied just chill.
Then lo and behold, a man with tiny polio legs, seated on an electric wheel chair drove into the sitting room, with three men walking by his sides holding files and all. My guy stood up went to greet the guy. Me sef greeted him. I was looking at this man in fascination.
The guys standing by him were speaking igbo. So I knew he's an igbo man.
Then later someone walked in briskly saying madam has just arrived from the airport. The disabled man mumbled OK.
We were still waiting for him o
Then few minutes his wife breezed in.
A tall fair beautiful thick shaped igbo lady. She was all smiles holding her bag while some men were carrying her luggage upstairs.
She walked to him, kissed his lips and they were speaking in igbo. She greeted us and went upstairs.
My friend said u see that disabled man, he's fucvking rich!
He owns alot of shops in Lagos, aba and onitsha.
He has 5kids and they are all schooling abroad. That's his wife. She went to see the kids in their boarding schools abroad and she's back. All these men u see walking around him, giving him files are his managers managing the shops.
Shey u see what money can do?

Then I saw two men bringing in brief cases, they opened show him and he kept them by his side.

My friend even said, there is a business deal he wants to discuss with the disabled guy that's why we are here. His friend in UK assured him, he will be a perfect business partner for such deal he has in mind.

I was like wow!


Mehn the memory of that man stuck into my brain like forever.

So op make money o! And having a wife will be past tense. You go even have children join. Just make your money and leave comfortably. That's all.

bigiyaro:
take it easy, why r u saying not every one is like me? u don't even know me, anyway, ur friends show u love n u show them back. why don't try loving someone that has noting to give back, because that is the real love. for now u r just in a "scratch my back i scratch ur back" situation. take care.

I'm taking it easy.

You are the one being judgemental here, saying no one has love to give any one, which is complete fallacy from your own perspective.
Maybe you don't really read and understand what I have been saying since yesterday and u just feel like arguing aimlessly.

Anyways when u have free time, read again what Ive posted up there.

It simple to read and understand.

But note : before people become friends, they were total strangers to one another. Before I had the friends I have, we were strangers to each other. Our attitude towards ourselves makes us to like, then love each one of ourselves.
We didn't just wake up one day and start loving each other.

And what does that tell you? Think!

Simple English, it means we were strangers from different backgrounds, ethnicity, culture, religion etc before we came together as friends, then as one family.

If as a stranger you are warm to me, I will be warm to you. If you are snobbish to me, I will snob you too. If you are hostile I walk away. I don't owe you or anyone love. You show me care, I show you more. You are friendly? I behave warm and all smiles. That's me. You don't get what u don't give out.

Next time read and understand you hear?

Don't just jump to the keyboard and start typing those myopic thoughts of yours. That's all.

Have a lovely evening.

Love yourself, be good to yourself, appreciate every little thing about you, see the good in you, and let the love you feel for. Yourself touch people coming around you, then cling unto God, not unto Men.

Because men will always fail and dissapoint.

Don't let your joy be tied to another man or woman.
Don't give people the power to mess you up in anyway. Because u hold the key to your heart and mind.
Choose your crowd, everyone cannot be like you and everybody cannot and will not love or like you! In fact nobody is like you. Choose likeminded people as friends, and see how life becomes easy and bearable to live.
Don't envy anybody Because nobody has a perfect life. We all have one K leg or the other, we think and ponder on.
Then lastly try and be self dependent , work more on yourself , your skills or career and mind. For our mind is a very powerful tool

Just love yourself Biko. That's all you need, with God standing as your Rock!

Then life is tough with rough edges around some corners of it. nobody says it's easy. So be strong and wise. And no situation last forever.

If negative people come around you? Withdraw from them immediately even. If they are family.. You don't need such negative aura or people around you.

Don't ever let anyone box you into a corner. Don't even place yourself in a situation where u can be cornered to. Do what u don't like or want.

Don't give yourself on a platter to any man or woman. It's suicidal.

And above all, pray to God. He listened, He hears and He's ready to provide your needs in due time.


I hope these tips helps.

That's what I use for Myself .

bigiyaro:
disguise it anyway u, humans gat no love, just enough self centeredness, selfishness n obsession with one's self. does the world look like anybody is giving out any Love? its just like u said, respect is reciprocal, nobody is giving out any love cos nobody got it.

I'm not disguising anything


I have friends who loves me, more than family..


In fact they've become family to me

My friends show me love and I reciprocate back.

I have enough love and I'm not selfish to share amongst my friends.

Not everyone is like you.

Peter sef!


Respect Lola wey u put for house for God sakes!

Leave tacha alone for single guys!

Peter, You are married with kids already! Na WA o

bigiyaro:
yeah, it's the love of self that created the loveless conditions that the world finds its self today, especially this country, were a single office holder will so much love himself above the remaining 200 million people n boldly steal billions, meant to ease the life of the Masses.

What you described up there is not love.
That's obsession to amass as much wealth as he or she can.
That's greed.

Love yourself means u appreciate yourself and see value in your self.

If you don't appreciate yourself nobody will. Because no one owes u an iota of love or care. It's what you give out, that's what u receive.

If you are always frowning or having a scowl on your face, I won't even come close, I will jejely walk away. Because I don't need a sad or angry vibe around me, likewise lots of people will walk away from you.


So no need saying it, as if we owe you to love you, we don't owe anyone love. Because our different lives is not perfect.

Because I love myself, I check inwards, what will make me happy? And what will make me happy is when I always look good and neat, crack jokes to myself and laugh, and so doing most times, I talk to people, there is a way I deliver my mind to them and it sounds funny. They laugh at me, laugh at the way I talk and feel free with myself and with anyone who comes close to me.

Constant being around me, will. Make you have some laughs in your life. And u will just wonder, what kind of babe am I? I called a manager of an artist some time ago. I noticed he sounds dull and I asked what's wrong? He said he's so tired, mehn very tired. I said eeyah sorry, how about your boss? He replied he's not around. I said OK? U know what lemme gist you of what happened to me yesterday, it was so funny. He replied, ehn? What happened? And I gisted him of a funny thing that happened to me in ajah. He just burst into laughter, we were both laughing on phone.

He was like, you are one hell of a lady. We both laughed again . He sounded better as we round up my gist. That's it. I cannot call u and you are sounding dull and tired lol. Especially if we've formed a rapport before. No! I won't leave you like that. And if it seems u have nothing doing for that moment than to speak with me for some minutes, then You must smile or laugh before I hang up. That's if your voice is welcoming o.

But if u sound busy? I will be fast And crisp with my main message and that's it .


So what you give is what you get.

If you are loved by people its a privilege, is not your birth right.

If you are not loved and appreciated by people around u? Then look inwards and Be good to yourself first. When u are good to yourself, u Endear people to you unknowingly.

An adage says respect is reciprocal. Likewise love and appreciation too.

bigiyaro:
no nobody loved him.

If he had loved himself first. People will get to love him Whenever they see him.

Nobody likes coming around anyone who complains ,looks sad and frown.

Nobody.

Love yourself and the love will radiate around u. Then protect the inner love you feel against predators and joy suckers Cause dem full everywhere o.

May God help us all., amen

Mykel51:
Wow...you have been through a lot dear...I thank GOD for his Grace upon your life...You are a testimony to those who don't believe in JESUS. Happy for you ..

My dear I have o

But I realised what I went through made me stronger inward for any eventualities and my story also make my friends and strangers who come close to me, feeling depressed before to start feel optimistic and alive again.

My story has given hope to alot of people I come across with.

People see me and see God's work in my life. Both Muslim's and Christians.

I can't turn back the hands of time of having my family back but I definitely know what will protect and new family I will have from any form of spiritual or health attack.
My neighbours and friends always feel happy seeing me , they call me blessed because God is working in my life , they can see it and always want me around when I'm less busy.

Jesus exists, God exists, Holy Spirit exists, and they've been my rock since I lost my family. And thank God for the good friends I have. God will keep blessing for them for making me happy as well. Amen.


I love you Jesus!!!

Mykel51:
You passed through a lot bro...but suicide was not the best option... JESUS loves you ... It's a pity our youths resort to suicide when they should to prayers

As in ehn? Instead of them to hold onto God and be close to God like a second skin, then rather follow the ways of the world, thinking they can cope following man.

I'm an orphan too. My mum died in my arms, my only brother in my arms, I lost my dad as well but I wasn't there when he died.
I have been all alone, almost my life since after graduate days .

I almost went crazy with crazy thoughts but I held onto God, became born again, held on to celibacy orelse men would have used the hell out of me without a care in the world.

Holding onto God, worshipping God has been the biggest move I have ever made in life and I'm happy, I'm at peace, I'm not broke, I'm not shattered, I'm not depressed. I'm as joyful as ever. No yeye man is toying with my emotions and pussy all in the name of I love you. In fact I'm as free as a bird, which is the most wonderful thing of being focused on God and allowing Him to handle your life.

That's God! If one serves Him in truth and spirit.

Suicide is a sin and never a way out.

What a waste.


May God forgive him. He hanged around with the wrong circle.

Nice pose.

But taking a closer look, the little girl on the left is already giving envious and jealousy looks to the little girl on the right.

Sighs

Joystark:
Jesus girl! Lol.. you're mouthed.

Heheheheheheheheh


It comes with the genes. Lol


But seriously, I'm not joking

Money is good.

Men make money o! Spend on your wife, so she keeps looking fresh like sweet sensation bread .

Don't use her until she slumps and dies of malnutrition and excessive breeding of children, like the Okada man and his wife who gave birth to the eight child , slumped died with just a slap on her face.

Marriage will not kill us in Jesus name Amen.

We won't marry , break down and become worn out!

Amen!!!

He's missing a father figure. Kisses alone from mum can't help his empty feeling

That's why I can't be a single mom. I've had enough dose of it, when my dad died as my only brother was clocking 5years old.
He missed having a dad to look up to and it was so glaring. Any guy I date, he likes looking up to the guy and whenever I and my exes part ways, he feels so hurt and cries.

During that period of training him after loosing both parents, I vowed never to be a single parent.

It's not worth it.
Linda tries. May God strenghthen her and all the single mothers out there. Ain't easy.

LillyVal:
There are somethings going on among we ladies in the society today which is not right
Tho nobody is perfect, we all hv our flaws,so we still hv time to rectify our mistakes....
Here are somethings we should and shouldnt do to our fellow ladies
1, As a gal if u are blessed financially,u hv many clothes,shoes,bags,foodstuffs,why not share it with ur fellow gals who are in need of all these things instead of mocking them
2, As a gal u hv gals around u who are selling their bodies inorder to eat,survive,....instead of condemning dem why not help them with better jobs or make dem see reasons why they should stop selling their body inorder to survive....my sister if u can't help dem dont nail them to the cross
3, don't mock ur fellow gals who are hawking in the streets or selling petty trades inorder to further their education or help their family...life is turn by turn
4, Don't mock ur fellow gals who refused to do abortion....you see urself as a smart gal bcz you are expert in aborting pregnancies....just think of it what if ur womb is damaged...then those gals who refused to do abortion are far better than u.be wise
5 ,Don't leak your fellow gals secret no matter what...ur friend trusted u dts y she shared her problems instead of making it the talk of d town why not keep it to urself...you wont die if you keep it to yourself
6, Don't be rude to ur fellow gals...As gals we ought to watch out for each other....Stop forming it wont take u anywhere
7, Don't hate ur fellow gal if she's making it in life why no pray to God to bless u to
8, Dont oppress or bully ur fellow gals
9, Respect ur fellow gals cuz respect is reciprocal
10, As gals we should allow love and peace to reign among us....lets say no to jealousy,envy strife,pride,hatre

Anyways on behalf of I and my female friends we do none of the above.

We all have legitimate jobs and we help ourselves whenever we are broke. We don't wear each other dresses because we have enough to go round amongst us. We don't covet on what each other has.
We are a source of encouragement amongst ourselves. We don't form towards each other. We are so real,loving and appreciative of our different natures.

Thank God my female friends are matured in mind and are always doing well in their individual lives.

Anyways I just thank God for the kind of women I hand picked myself to be close to me. If you are negative lady, or lady who forms or have jealous or competing nature, I simply cut off or withdraw quietly and with a smile.

Everyone of us can not be the same in nature but we have some likeminded ones.
Look out for the ones who think like you or close to how you are and be their friends. If they snub you? Jejely withdraw . We can't all be friends to the whole world. It's impossible.

Even Jesus himself had enemies. It's only natural. It's pure life.

That's how I handle myself and clicks anyways.

This weekend I'm going over to my married friend house, lady. Her husband is not always around some weekends. So I plan to stay with her this Saturday, Show her my dancing skills, I know she will laugh me well! But what da heck! It's all fun. Then the next day I go back to my house and church on Sunday. She asked me yesterday what would I like to eat if I come? Is it Oha soup? Bitterleaf, edikankong, or afang soup? Which meat do I want? And which kind of swallow will I prefer? She will cook for me on Saturday including which wine do I drink? She will keep it chillied

And this lady is a Muslim o and from kogi state while I'm a Christian from delta state. We look alike and love each other to pieces. She's married, I'm single.

I have never envied her for once. I even call here enjoyment minister cos she has almost everything at home . We both love food, lol.. I didn't even know she went for cookery class.

This Saturday she wants to show me her cooking skills

Shes very happy I'm coming this weekend. Because I've been so busy for some weeks back. That's the kind of friends I have.

Her house is like feast! And she loves cooking, likewise me too.

we appreciate and love each other. I mean sincere love.

So women please let's appreciate ourselves. Nobody has it perfect in life.

Go into another career or biz.

If you are not given movie roles, you won't die. You will still live.

Be versatile!

Simple!

She said the truth o

A married friend of mine guy, said his best friend. A guy whom he was the best man to on his friend wedding day. his friend's wife invited him, to her matrimonial home,saying the generator at home has faulty and he should come repair it.

My friend repairs any type of gen for a living. So he went to his best friends house o. His best friend has travelled abroad, I think going to 4months. He always shuttle to and from.

That's how my friend., a married man went to repair the Gen. She said he should seat down and she's coming, her voice coming out of from the bedroom. He sat down, waiting for her. That's she came out with towel and water dripping from her body, she went to bath. She sat at the settee in front of him and the towel dropped, seating completely naked in front of him.

He said he got Confused and shocked because the married lady is his best friend wife! And they have been friends even before his friend married her.

He was like erhmmm what about the Gen? She said forget the Gen. Don't u like what u see? He was like wow! He said please a minute. He then placed his phone on video, recordingher but she didn't know, she was eyeing him, squeezing her boob's, with her eyes saying come have me. Then he text me to call his line.

Me I was like? Why did the man said I should. Call him.

I sha called, he picked and was saying he couldn't hear me, hello hello


That hello hello to. Me is the style he used to quickly leave the house. I heard a woman's voice where are u going ?he said he's coming? Few minutes he can't hear the person calling him

He immediately he got outside. He was like babe! Chai! Thanks for saving me o


I said what happened? He was talking excitedly that his friend wife want to fucvk him! That mehn! This is crazy shit! And he was so confused and tempted but he can't do such to his friend. Cos they are child hood friend.

He said he didn't know the wife is so shameless!


This guy with shock in his brain, went to fela shrine to smoke some weed and drink some alcohol. He was in shock for hours! I just pity for the guy as he was complaining. That the wife just ruined his day and messed up his brain. What kind. Of temptation is this? Whats wrong with women! And he used to respect her before. Lol

He said wel he has record what happened between them, in case she lied on him. He has the video to show his friend, if she tries to break them up with lies. I say na WA o.... God abeg o!


I told him to calm down and take it easy. He said he will call his side chick, a single mother to come cool his nerves , cos every nerves in his body is standing already but he can never touch his best friend wife no matter how much he loves women and he did.
He called her, she came and serviced him. He said because his wife is on her period. He hates having sex with blood

Some married women are just too shameless for words! God forbid.

No single pride or shame!


Spits!!!!

larryeffizy1:
Wise lady... She no one enter one chance...

She no wise anything. She don enter the one chance already.


She's so dumb!


Even if he has a babe, assuming a naija babe, do u think the naija babe will break up with him., if he's worth keeping?

She won't. She will feel he's just catching fun and he may tell her, all she did on him was work on his dick as in bj only. He didn't sex her. Simple.

After the SA babe has satisfied him. He moves onto another babe.

Simple mathematics here.

Sex does not keep a man. That's the truth.

If u like work on his dick from now till next week, he go still japa to the one his heart yearns for.

That's why I love matured women, we know how to entertain our friends.

Just check out the table.

Enough periperi to go round, unlike some men who will cry over three eggs or indomie they want to offer a guest. Lol..


God punish poverty!

Poverty die! Die! Die! In Jesus name Amen

Sighs, money and looks.

Muah!

That's life


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My own ring uploading soon

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Awwww

They are indeed cute

E go shock una when buhari enter for the 3rd time and there is nothing y'all can do, than to bark and keep quiet for him to rule for as many years as he likes.


Toothless Nigerians.

Smhhhh.

healthserve:
Frosh

Thanks dear