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I wanna shove something down their throat so freaking bad!

Odunnu:
Gbegele ati gbefila

Odunu darling!

@ violent, thanks, i can take your advice and have already promised not to call or text him again so i won't but what do i do if he finally contacts me? Are you suggesting that i ignore him to get the
"power" back? Truth be told, up until this "incident" I think it was pretty clear that he cared more about the relationship than i so now that the tables are turned, i see it is not fun so if he wants to enjoy the feeling, thats fine but am i to be left suffering forever just because i have made it clear that i would go through great lengths to have him back? or will he eventually get tired of the "feeling" and talk to me? After all, i would like to think being in a relationship should feel better than just enjoying the feeling of someone being willing to do whatever to have you back?

I wouldn't possibly know what your relationship with the dude looks like, but as it is obvious you care a lot about him already, if he's someone like me, you ain't going to get that powerful feeling back, sorry!

Good news is, there's only one me!

Okay, jokes asides,what you should focus on for now is giving him the feeling of a "need  for you" in his life, once established, you can then turn the tables around, . . . . . Once he finds the feeling, GET him to apologize for being an ársehole, then pretend you've forgiven him

And when you want to get a man to apologize, you have to do it in a cute way, you know, the same way your nephew will get you to apologize for not taking taking her to Disney?

Wow!

If it tastes like a fish and swims like a fish, why call it a goat?

It's not looking like breech of contract when it becomes persistent, when i see a fraudulent fellow, I simply know!

@Idygee

Open up a thread and let's see how this goes.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=695012.msg8556638#msg8556638 date=1308596358]@OP, Have you met Mr Cork? I am sure he would be a very good replacement.[/quote]if you were trying to be funny ------- YOU FAILED!!!

This is nothing but a publicity stunt.

Who knows about the site before?

Now they'd have a million visits in a single day,. . . .profits!!!! hulala!!!

Fact#   He who cares less about a relationship dominates a relationship.

He knows you'd go  great lengths to have him back, so he's just enjoying the feeling that comes with it!. . .

Solution#

Stop chasing!!!. . .no one enjoys being ignored, especially by the people who they think couldn't live without them!

haha, this is just laughable!

sharp guy!

^^

Odunnu darling

Anything ranging from d$irty chatting down to making-out.

Making out on cyberspace?

o'boy, you get skills o

I don't want a submissive woman, if i needed a sheep, i know where to buy one.

I'd like me a little Ms Violent!

Poster if you were fully one or the other they might have paid you more mind.

Is "mind" a form of legal tender?

just asking. .

@Poster:

---Trolls, learn to ignore them;

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MMM
Mr Cork

They are absolutely capable of exhibiting the most annoying e-habits known to man!

klaus3011:
@OP
how can u call a girl that is ready to have pre-marital sex and unprotected sex a GOOD GIRL AND A WIFE MATERIAL!!!she aint nothing but a LovePeddler!!a good gal and a wife material would wait till her wedding night, so the simple question for everyone is ARE THERE STILL GOOD GIRLS OUT THERE OR SIMPLY WHORES IN SHEEP CLOTHING.

You must own a time machine.  How else could someone use an idea that faded off since the 18th century as arguments and present them as logical?

I bet to you, it's okay for the girl to be called a LovePeddler, but the guy is simply "cool" and "fly"?

[size=5pt]Reading arguments from piglets on a Monday morning, not a very fantastic way to start a week![/size]

Mbeki:
I got this excerpt somewhere!


Clause 23(1) of the Bill, allows the security agencies to enter, search and remove evidence from any property, without need for a search warrant, where applying to a judge would delay.
Also clause 24 of the Bill empowers the Director General of the State Security Service or other authorized officer to direct a communications provider, including telephone companies, to provide the communications data of any person over any given period. The Bill describes data to mean: information generated, sent, received or stored that can be retrieved by electronic magnetic, optical or any similar means”.
The Bill also allows the security services to detain any person on suspicion of terrorism for 48 hours without any access to any person, including lawyers, and may only allow access to a medical doctor provided by the security services.

Under the Bill, a person may be held without charge for up to 2 months – a clear violation of the fundamental rights provisions guaranteed under the 1999 Nigerian Constitution of Nigeria.
Any person found guilty will be sentenced to death by hanging!

THE BIG QUESTION IS: DOES JONATHAN GOVERNMENT HAVE THE GUT TO CARRY OUT ALL THESE!

Do you have idea under which sections of the constitution this can be found?

Etymology

The term "Boko Haram" comes from the Hausa word boko meaning "Animist, western or otherwise non-Islamic education" and the Arabic word haram figuratively meaning "sin"

Ideology
Boko Haram opposes not only Western education, but Western culture and modern science as well. In a 2009 BBC interview, Yusuf stated that the belief that the world is a sphere is contrary to Islam and should be rejected, along with Darwinism and the theory that rain comes from water evaporated by the sun.

History

The group was founded in 2002 in Maiduguri by Ustaz Mohammed Yusuf. In 2004 it moved to Kanamma, Yobe State, where it set up a base called "Afghanistan", used to attack nearby police outposts, killing police officers. Yusuf is hostile to democracy and the secular education system, vowing that "this war that is yet to start would continue for long" if the political and educational system was not changed.
In Bauchi the group was reported as refusing to mix with local people. The group includes members who come from neighbouring Chad and speak only in Arabic.

Clash with the state
In July 2009 the Nigerian police started investigating the group, following reports that the group was arming itself. Several leaders were arrested in Bauchi, sparking deadly clashes with Nigerian security forces which led to the deaths of an estimated 700 people.

Attacks
Prior to the clashes, many Muslim leaders and at least one military official had warned the authorities about Boko Haram. Those warnings were reportedly ignored.


Bauchi
Bauchi (Nigeria)
In the state of Yobe, fighters reportedly "used fuel-laden motorcycles" and "bows with poison arrows" to attack a police station. On 30 July, allegations were made that Yusuf himself was killed by Nigerian security forces after being taken into custody.

In January 2010, the group struck again in the Nigerian state of Borno, killing four people in Dala Alemderi ward in Maiduguri metropolis.

On September 7, 2010, Boko Haram freed over 700 inmates from a prison in Bauchi State.

In December 2010, Boko Haram were blamed for a market bombing, following which 92 of its members were arrested by police.

On Friday January 28, 2011, a gubernatorial candidate was assassinated, along with his brother and four police officers.

On March 29, police “thwarted a plot to bomb an [ANPP] election rally” in Maiduguri, Borno State. The threat was blamed on Boko Haram.

On April 1 (the day before the original date of Nigeria’s legislative elections), suspected Boko Haram members attacked a police station in Bauchi (map).

On April 9, a polling center in Maiduguri was bombed.

On April 15, the Maiduguri office of the Independent National Electoral Commission was bombed, and several people were shot in a separate incident on the same day. Authorities suspected Boko Haram.

On April 20, Boko Haram killed a Muslim cleric and ambushed several police officers in Maiduguri. On April 22, Boko Haram freed 14 prisoners during a jailbreak in Yola, Adamawa State (map)

On Tuesday February 8, 2011, Boko Haram gave conditions for peace. The radicals demanded that the Borno State Governor, Senator Ali Modu Sheriff, should step down from office with immediate effect and also allow members to reclaim their mosque in Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State.

On 9th May 2011 Boko Haram rejected an offer for amnesty made by the governor-elect of Borno state, Kashim Shettima

Boko Haram was blamed for a series of bombings in northern Nigeria on May 29, 2011 that left 15 dead.

On June 17, 2011 the group claimed responsibility for a bombing attack on the police force headquarters in Abuja that occurred the previous day.
Officials believed that the attack was the first suicide bombing in Nigeria's history.The Inspector General of police Hafiz Ringim, was the principal target of the June 17 2011 bombing.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boko_Haram

^^

Yes maaam! you can always do with me as you wish!

jennykadry:
^^kill am for what? werrin consign me n jaybee ? some of us sabi track. The threads were too suspicious to let go, you sabi too much

lol, chei!, your tracking skills are 

. . and for the sake of future occurrence, "I have no idea what you are talking about"

jennykadry:
^^^Yes you

chei!

I will Kill Jaybee I swear!

jennykadry:
^^When will you open up one of those ya threads   we miss it

I think you must have taken me for someone else

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=693929.msg8552403#msg8552403 date=1308558182]@violet lmao I am normal okay and yes I want the poster to see it wella   [/quote]Yes maam!!

Badosky Jnr II

Cuteobi:
Guys lets look beyond our noses on this issue
1. The good girl in question shud have kept her legs crossed or asked the guy to use protection.
2. This guy must hav been flashin the red light but d girl chose not to see it.
3. This girl shudnt push d guy for marriage cos its beta for one to commit suicide dan live in a loveless marriage.trust me its like hell and finally,
4. She shhud choose b/w aborting or single parenthood and wait for someone dat will love her genuinely.

You must have typed this straight out of your árse, cos something stinks!!!

Now the girl is to blame for getting pregnant?. . . i bet you must be a Sharia lawyer or something close.  Why not take it a notch further and hypothesize on how the girl must have seduced him into sleeping with her.

The dog couldn't keep his dyck in check, he slept and impregnated a poor girl and after which she "became a good girl" but "he doesn't love her"

Most guys, me including, will not touch a girl we don't like with a 10 ft pole, how do you even have an eréction if a girl doesn't appeal to you?

The scumbag likes the girl, lied to her, she's now pregnant, and he should DEAL with it!!!

@Natasha

,  .do you suppose we couldn't have seen what you typed if you had reduced the font size to 8 like every normal person did? 


@OP

It's funny how people tend to look for "advise" when they know there's none.

There are only 4 logical possibilities

a) The girl aborts the pregnancy

b) The girl keeps the pregnancy, delivers a baby and the dude takes responsibilities for the Baby.

c) The girl keeps the pregnancy, delivers a baby and the dude refuses to take responsibilities for the Baby.

d) The dude gets married to the girl.

For each of the logical possibilities, there are consequences to deal with. . . . . and either he likes it or not, he's eventually going to settle for one of above.  

Summary:  The deed has been done, now deal with the consequences!

Advise to other hormone-disturbed-dicck-itching-young men:  Learn from this áss's mistake and put a jacket on it, the damn thing only cost 50 naira

26,000,000,000

Maney!!!

I love Vanity!

[quote author=haka_nai link=topic=693896.msg8550898#msg8550898 date=1308526450]^^^^When Ribadu was told to suspend his ambition to allow for another opposition candidate,what was ACN advice our man is going to win.This same people are in the SW region and can sense the voting pattern from peoples position.In my place i knew just how it was going to go and it did.Not by magic but ,peoples action and passions.ACN sold out period!!!! So did yorubas even on nairaland. Telling us different stories[/quote]Again, you are just being melodramatic without necessary substance to back up your drama.

Explain just how individuals sold out simple!. . .Explain it from an individual's point of view.

Are you saying Mr A who has been supporting Ribadu from the onset, changed his mind and supported another candidate simply because he received a text message from ACN instructing him to do

How exactly did people sell out? Did they meet somewhere and decided to change their minds collectively? In addition, what exactly gave you the mindset that the majority from the southwest were always going to vote Ribadu in the first place?

Hopefully you would answer this question, just so i realize what exactly I have been missing and what makes several NLs think this way.

I hate Chameleons!!!!

yemisiola = 7 posts

oreade = 1 post

seund11 = 5 posts

dave 42 = 1 post


tht's not how you play the game son!  real people make points and stand by them!!!

^^

The way you and many others in your group think and talk is just amusing to say the least!

You keep talking as if someone gathered Yorubas, secretly in a lightly dimmed room, and the person gave strict instructions that they must vote one person and not the other!!!!

Put on your thinking cap, that's the least anyone can ask of you, you must realize the fact that people actually voted whom they wish to vote, individually and NOT as part of a group!!

N101:
Maybe  you need to explain how you got married without a wedding ring, yet your husband wants to have sex with you before marriage.

Are you actually married or not?

More Nairaland Tales by Moonlight?

Hahaha!!!

OP was trying to blow hot air down our árses. 35 year old virgin indeed.

bomb1:
She is accomplished and not read to stuff her bank accounts for generations unborn.

Look elsewhere!

Abegiiiiii!!!!

Spare me the patriotic talk, even Dangote is still stuffing up his Bank account.

Okonjo Iweala, while serving as a Minister, refused to be paid in Naira------ not exactly what you define as patriotic!!

Serving as a minister in your country should be seen as a privilege. It's very shameful to milk the country for what it's worth simply because you have a doctorate from Harvard and a world Bank experience!

Peharps Goodluck couldn't afford to pay her?

That looks like the legendary "Dobodobo"