MissRaine69:

I have to commend you on your observational skills and attention to detail especially where it pertains to your neighbours wife and her activities. You even know how often she does her laundry!

Anyway back to the matter at hand they don’t have a marriage it is a situation. And in situations things like this happen.

SilverNorGold:


You have spoken like a true patriot. God bless you too and every well-meaning Nigerian.




Today them go call me Fulani, tomorrow them go call me Yoruba.. The other day na Hausa them call me, now I be Igbo...

CAPSLOCKED called me a Christian fanatic. Agboriotejoye and TruthHurts1 called me a Muslim fanatic.. When I protested Righteousness89's ban, I was called a Christian fanatic.. Recently, some guys said I am an atheist... I dun tire...

My beloved NAIRALANDERS, please help me... Who really am I?

GreatResearcher1:
Good morning my christian brothers and sisters. Please I need answers to the following questions.
my questions would be taken from the book of Genesis.

Genesis. 3:14 So the Lord God said to the serpent:
"Because you have done this,
You are cursed more than all cattle,
And more than every beast of the field;
On your belly you shall go,
And you shall eat dust
All the days of your life".

Questions:
1. Snake feed on rodents and not dust. Why?
2. Earthworm go on belly. Why? Because earthworm never offended God.
3. If it was Satan who passed through a snake to deceived Eve, why is snake punished to go on belly and eat dust instead of Satan?

slawomir:
I just love the way she is slim, small and beautiful
Just like them Angelina Jolie, Gal gadot, Adesuwa
Kareena Kapoor


My love for slim girls ehnnnn

They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina

Leggings dey fit them die and their Camel toe is very obvious and beautiful
camel toes are for slim girls whoose thigh are slim enough not to choke their pussy there by revealing this outline of their labia majora in tightly fitting clothes like leggings

Which means when slim girls are on leggings ehnnn
They are too sexy

Na so slim girls dey release different liquid during sex. Watery, sticky, foaming liquid

But they are very deep down there. They can accommodate anything that comes in.
If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you


I love them slim
Shout out to all the slim ladies

LoveJesus87:

He must be collecting #1,000,000 per month

MachadoPreto:
Depends on the sex

majamajic:
Na wa oo

why do average street girls have better Olympus than high class chicks ?

seunmohmoh:
Bad nigga

seunmohmoh:
Thank you, I burn.

seunmohmoh:
I wish phone can be priced like garri. I for say 15k last

Ivimilly:
Freaking cultist

queenxey1:
Awon brother wey MUMU

queenxey1:

Collapse building?? Greediness of the owner, contractor or both together

Thank GOD no life was lost. The government needs to do more in building construction especially the ones by developers.

simonlee:

....the man with the longest stick shall pluck it!

eni4real:
This is jaw-dropping..

HITdemUP:
Nigerian Soldiers are Cowards who only display their power on defenceless masses. I'm not surprised they pee on their boxers when they hear "Boko" even without putting "haram"
They only display brute force when they are in convoy...
I was putting on a camouflage jersey last week and I ran into this soldier, I am certain he knew that I'm not a soldier, but he appeared scared to challenge me for wearing their camouflage because he was alone... I just strong face waka for im front like he doesn't exist....I know he can't defeat me when it comes to physical combat, good enough he wasn't with a riffle...
Had it been he tried any stunt with me I would have designed his face with punches... Like I said they are Cowards....
They only react when they are in convoy or when they are close to Military barracks or military check Point........

valentineuwakwe:
That is how funny this country has been turn into..a soldier who I not even a graduate threatening a graduate of the federal republic....n.a. wa....that how a soldier who did not even near makaranta (school in hausa) was threatening me in camp, I stood up to him and cause an uproar. ..that day them fear me cos I never fancy the idea am being posted to serve in the north...those at the orientation camp in yola 2009/2010 August stream 2 will testify..that small corper!

Esomchi800:
Please Guys I need a loan I want to bury my dad I just need a loan abeg some one should help me after d burial I will pay back

pauloskie38:
hello here, I make money (3k) per day on JUMIA, it's really fun it's their anniversary, I want u to be part of it
I will teach you for free.  this is not a get rich quick schemes . But you should be able to master up within a week.
Watsapp no 07016816226 this is for serious person only Pls.

ruggedtimi:
Sad to hear such news from my state...R.I.P to the d.p.o sleeping on duty.

MrBrownJay1:
What are the guys on the left and right of the 1st pic carrying exactly?

tactius:
Good...

Let that be a lesson to many of us Chrsitians...when temptation strikes, we have a choice...avoid it and run like Joseph or give in like Cain.

Erediauwa:
Looking all dapper with a Canoe Soap inspired hair style? The way some of you celebrate bullshit still amazes me.

A coded Internet fraudster who took some of his proceeds from his ill-gotten wealth and rush to the vocal booth to dish out some truckload of cow dung and call it music.

Some of his "codeine loving" fans littered over Ogbomosho will come for his defense now.

mosho2good:
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 60s,70s & 80s.


Midwestern Grammar School
Fugar
P.O. BOX 4
16TH Mar. 1975

Dear Sweet

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

micfoley:
Why are they not in chains?

ipobarethieves:
this one go sweet with poundo yam plus better Egusisoup. no time

Yahman1:
Marijuana has never done me wrong... with Cold Pepsi: Perfect Combo !