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ilotriouzAY:
A busty lady is like every other lady, but guys never see her as every other lady.

A busty lady gets guy's attention too easily, and she can't present herself as a platonic friend.

She is very limited to the kind of clothes she can wear if she doesn't want to be called a whoooree

She can't go into lots of sports like running, jumping, swimming if she doesn't want all eyes on her.

She can't receive gifts from guys without the guy wanting goodies from her.

She can't easily establish platonic relationship with guys, they will want to have sex with her or smooch her bust.

She can't hug to avoid making the guy Hot

She can't sleep face down to avoid pains and falling of boobs

She hates her body and is usually shy and ashamed of her big bust

She doesn't like the fact that they are too big while other girls pray they have more.

Why do guys always feel the urge to squeeze it, what exactly is responsible for this,
what is that force that's pushing a guy to want to touch it,
even when we know its just fat and flesh and muscle that's in it?

Why do guy's eye always wander around that area?

I am saying these from the perception of a guy.

If u are a busty lady, tell us what you go through.

Now, tell us about people with big yansh...

Fifthcolumnist:
Well, I'm not an English student, but I just thought "outshone" suited this context more. Who England epp after all.


You could be right

He's actually right . In fact outshone and outshined are both correct. English is a funny language.

B2Spirits:
What you should know is that special skills can't be hidden by individuals that possess them. It's like managers getting pissed off with celebrated dribblers with less goals.

I worked as a manager in a company owned by a professor of literature. Most of the meetings took place on WhatsApp platform where contributors are experts in the field, except the owner.

I have found out that rich people always want you to massage their ego even if they are wrong, and prefer losing, at times, to following a commoner's advice. I had never wanted to outshine them, but whenever I perceived that the result of not heeding my advice would be fatal, I would devise linguistic crafts that could only deliver the message to the prof. despite being read by all. The others would hail my language use sophistication, without them knowing that the prof. was smarting. He would have no other choice than submitting to me.

Along the line, he devised ways of making me look stupid, and I quitted when the ovation was loudest.

Now I've secured a new job in an hospital. My job description is purely about presentations--assisting the owner, who has been taking up this role before my arrival. It also requires me to be in the hospital everyday. Here, I normally don't have much to do between 10am and 4pm. Since that I would be busy at night and in the morning, I use that period to shop and and get important stuff done--I would still obtain permission before embarking on these. This job should have more men on shifts, but they don't want to hire more persons.

Being a good orator, my employer felt threatened and stylishly mentioned it in one of his presentations.

In his words, "Don't be surprised at our new man's ability to compete with Mark Twain as an orator. We all have special skills, and you are well aware of mine as not being oratory."

That marked the beginning of dramas.

I have an apartment in the hospital. The TV here has DSTV subscription paid for monthly, and linked with hospital wards.

Two weeks after my arrival, the owner disabled it. His reason is that he doesn't want patients to be watching ungodly channels. Know that Tv in the wards must be switched off by 8pm. But I watch it in my apartment anytime I want. I see this as a calculated attempt to get at me.

It's evident that this man wants me to live as a slave from other policies he rolled out later, and added them to my job descriptions. For instance, he found something meaningless for me to be doing by 10am to 4pm in a bid to pin me to the office at all cost, knowing full well that I use that time preparing my presentations.

Now I'm planning to quit, but my people are saying I intentionally want to throw away an opportunity. What's your take?

Sincerely speaking, are you the smartest person in those organisations ? Even if you are the smartest, don't rub in down on their faces. Maybe you should keep a low profile so that you may not be seen as ITK.

Sunclinton:
I studied Petroleum Engineering for complete five years and after all the struggles and frustrations i passed through in school i came out with 3.47 CGPA, i proceed to serve my father land, before then i promise myself that i will hustle to get a job in order to support my siblings in school, i started sending applications even when i was serving and after my youth service, in general i am very sure i have submitted not less than 60 applications both online and offline but i have never received any interview invite. I have given professionals my CV to re-write for me several times but all to no avail. I am really regretting studying Petroleum Engineering here in Nigeria. Please i really need a help i am dying gradually.

Problem is not the course, it's the country in general.
You may or may not get an employment in the oil sector. You just have to be patient and network.

The hustle is real. I believe if you have a good grade and adequate skills, you'll be considered,,,

abejide1000:
This is so nice. Football I no sabi play, music I no sabi sing cuz of bad voice, na wetin man go do to get this kind house soon. I need an advice plz

419 . Go act or look for way enter Yankee.,

Amarabae:
Dickson- the most incompetent governor in south south.
I was in yenegoa last week for an occasion and i was disappointed.. I ask myself if this is really an oil producing state.
what is this man doing with up to
13 billion naira he gets as allocation for a state with just 8 local government.
He is a disappointment to his people..

I dey tell you . The guy is a very slowspoke.

sarrki:
Why is it that a particular region wants to show there is problem among the others

They should grow some balls

It can happen anywhere

You are sounding defensive. I tot you would condemn the act as others did

kilonso001:
were u forced to go to the school?

Whether you are forced on not, physical abuse is wrong.

Nnamdisblog:
A Nigerian Twitter user, Pe Trus, received the biggest shock of his life after buying a supposed Meat Pie from a hawker. Upon trying to eat, the 'Meat Pie' Pe Trus discovered cooked Beans.

Why are Nigerians like this?

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/man-shocked-after-he-saw-beans-inside-meat-pie.html?m=1

It has happened to me way back in secondary school. Don’t buy such food from hawkers.

Does look still matters to ladies ?

Sunofgod:
I aint saying she's a god digger....... But I'm sure she ain't been with many broke nigggas.

No mind mumu people wey dey talk say Alex Iwobi is the lucky one..

tintingz:
Another way of cheating women and favoring men, Nigerian doctors ehn!

From medical report here it shows it is caused by infected sex partner with HPV:

What causes cervical cancer?

Most cervical cancer is caused by a virus called human papillomavirus, or HPV. You can get HPV by having sexual contact with someone who has it. There are many types of the HPV virus. Not all types of HPV cause cervical cancer. Some of them cause genital warts, but other types may not cause any symptoms.

Most adults have been infected with HPV at some time. An infection may go away on its own. But sometimes it can cause genital warts or lead to cervical cancer. That's why it's important for women to have regular Pap tests. A Pap test can find changes in cervical cells before they turn into cancer. If you treat these cell changes, you may prevent cervical cancer.
Source

Nigerian doctors should get their fact right and clearer not misinforming people.

He mentioned other factors such as smoking, early birth and contraceptives.

neolboy:
A black cobra was killed at the early hours of today 7/03/2017 at around 3:00am. We heard the sound of fowl we were rearing shouting by the time we got there it has already killed one.

Why must you kill our endangered ? You could gave relocated it back to the forest .

dahmie2013:
Op, I will advice u don't allow ur employer get d msg. U're even lucky he is fuelling it, some won't even do dat. If dat is d sacrifice u have a make 2 keep ur job, till u get anoda one, den so be it. Remember all these meetings are 2wards d growth & devt of d coy. It is also 2 ensure d payment of ur salary.

When u leave, dis act of kindness is what u will be remembered 4. As employees, we shudnt always be looking 4 what 2 take, but also how we can contribute 2 show some appreciatn 2 some individuals who decided 2 take d risks we cudnt.

If I were in ur shoes, I won't see it as taking advantage, but my own contributn 2 d company.

I know some places where d staff come 2 work on Saturdays, yet no overtime payment & dey work with so much gladness of heart.

May God give u d wisdom 2 make d right choice, cos I can imagine his expression or how he will feel d moment he gets d msg, u automatically enter his black book.
It is well!

And you think this subservience will guarantee his job Sometimes we, Nigerians are the cause if our problem. Someone is making it a habit of taking advantage of you and you think it's cool.
The Op has been kind enough.

drstone1:
Quote me again and again.
Violent crimes like robbery,ritualistic and kidnapping as well as destructive crimes like looting,fraud and corruption tendencies will drastically reduce or even face complete extinction when security agencies apart from nabbing culprits, are able to track and obliterate or evil spiritual men who back them and provide demonic cover for these criminals. Kill d root and d tree dies.

True but the law does not recognise juju

temmypotter:
I don't even know what to say, but guys for real these fetish charms are somewhat potent, the bible even confirms this, the devil is anointed and releases that anointing and power for his subjects. herbalist charms work at least I know from experience. My school is around a fetish place in Osun state, so last week a friends phone got stolen and he told me he went to see an herbalist who did some things for him. I was dumbfounded. this guy got his phone back yesterday, the thief just found his way back and gave him the phone.. I was there! it was as though the thief was under an influence! chai..
charm dey work o..

nonetheless Jesus is the chief herbalist. lol

Yes things like this do happen but God's power is supreme. While I was young, my brother sent me to buy some eggs for him. I met one smallish boy who was trying to challenge me. I shoved him aside and went my way. Thus small chap said to me, "your eggs go soon break" . There and then, all the eggs I bought got broken in the basket
I was young and that was the first time I had experienced such before.

Does this have anything to do with MMM

commyluv:
there is this guy who is disturbing me to date him although I love him. but I don't like short people so I don't know what to do guys I need advice pls.

You love him but you don't like short people . Na wa for una oh. Well, wsit for the tall one you'll like. Btw, are tall are you sef

fatymore:
Enough of all this blame game.. Let Jonathan rest in peace

But Gej never die nah .

But this administration still behave as if they are the opposition I just taya

helphelp:
Go on...but please, don't forget to post what LBS will teach people.

Thank you very much. Some people just come here with a -ve mindset. They are the same people who will tell you the glass is half empty rather thsn half full.

soberdrunk:
see as Oge just fall our hand "Globally"!!! Kai!!! This thing nah "national" shame, DSS suppose invite her for questioning.....


Ps-Lmao @ "she is even verified", all ye 'verified "African" celebrities' on Instagram, Oge don because of ordinary "nkita" picture turn una to "laughing stock"

She be mumu . Why do people try to be what they're not ? Does she think everyone is a fool or an illiterate

REIIGN:
OP made some very strong points. If you fornicate for free, you have no right to mouth-off a girl that chooses to make money off of it. There are ladies who will fling their legs wide open for any sod with a bushy cork simply because he bought her doughnut and cupped her breast properly. A runz girl is choosy, she won't fvck Dele because he has swag. She won't give Chima a bllowjob because she hopes to be promoted from side to main chic. Regular girls have even more sex, they are the ones in abusive relationships and they are more prone to STD's and STI's than these so-called runz women.


I'm not advocating for the act, I'm just saying that we shouldn't throw stones since we all live in glass houses. Nice one @OP

How did you come to this conclusion

ammyluv2002:
I follow dis programme like no man's business. I'm so in love & crazy with all of them especially Ahmed

I'm a new member to your crew !! Hembelembe... olololo !!

Kingsley1000:
will do all these if she looks like this

Chai . This one go cure man of impotence...

JosWatchDog:
I just saw this on facebook, and it got me laughing all day. I think this man is making a whole lot of sense.

The guy is just ignorant