₦airaland Forum

lele007:
This is the quintessential Nigerian ignorance. The sign that says 80km doesn't mean you must be doing minimum 80km on 3rd mainland bridge.

Nigerians. You people are too intelligent!

CecyAdrian:
Nonsense!! And where did your hero of democracy spend his own

SirAweezy:
Most times I don't pity accident on 3rd MB, the only people I pity most are the victims affected my these reckless drivers.

Some people drives as if that is their test ground to know the speed of their car. Mostly people that drive Toyota and Honda those small small cars imagine... like they want to show us their car can run as well. It is well with them oo

Guyman02:
Since that girl gave me this banga soup of fish and periwinkle in Calabar, I realised why women are always afraid whenever their husbands report that they have a conference to attend in Calabar

obinnaoduduwa:
Any person that call MMM and said it tears family apart is a very stupid person, did mmm force u to contributed money,do you think Mmm is a bank?,tell me that bank that can allow all depositors in the bank to withdraw all there money at the same time,mmm is pia to pia contribution.you got help with 4million BBC u are a gready person.is people like u guys that cause this problem,because u wish it never open pretend as if u cares.mmmtears family apart indeed.all of are gready by I remember they said spare money and foolish ones invest there life

mamatayour:
with dia yeye slogan "together we can change the world" dia body Don come down like rat wey rat gum catch

pyyxxaro:
Bloggers una well done oh

Una de see shaaa

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

Ezionye:
I dnt have any. I avoid it like a plague.

Ezionye:
Spot on

BiafranBushBoy:
But I have been in the marketing department for close to four years now

If you are not good... you are not good.

Marketing is a skill... not an option.

I read Engineering but ditched it for my beloved marketing.

Go to my CV and see all the roles I have handled. From Sales Associate to Marketing Analyst to Business Development to Business Analyst. So the list continues. If you don't have the skill... you don't have the skill.

Sometimes they give me a target of 8 million per month . I meet up at least half which is a PASS mark!

P.S. I don't work on commission oo

FcMilan:
All this people shouting

SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE

I pray u don't meet this brutal guys someday


I rem d wicked set of robbers DAT robbed a luxurious bus sometime in 2OO8

After u rob dem finish
u still begin shoot dem



all dis armed robbers u de pity online

if dem catch u fr real life dem no de pity ooooo


if killing Dem will scare d new ones frm joining

den KILL DEM ALL

babfet:
This govt can make someone laugh sha, sambia that the army have turned to training ground and BH still using it. Well there is love in sharing
They always make it sounds as if sambia is bigger than the whole of Nigeria

leo1234:
My friend bought dollar today for #500.
A painter of garri is #900

Keep blaming GEJ.

Be very soon people may start queuing up to buy bread and milk.

If this government can't make things better, let them leave country the way it was before they took over.

ozoebuka1:
you are dumb... Stop putting words into my mouth... all I did wrong was to thank God for Catholic not being part of can and y'all are abusing me and inciting what I never sed.

dre11:
http://punchng.com/26-year-old-husband-suspected-in-death-of-20-year-old-wife/

NaijaMutant:
I Won't even mind a red card if I was in his shoes

denda:
my uncle a Muslim was killed last two week in abuja by Fulani .......the issue is not only Muslims .

NaijaMutant:
While the Islamic North were busy playing their Religious card up north, we were busy playing the tribal card down south


The Northern agenda was Islamic

While Yorubas and Igbos were trying to outdo each other.

Now who is suffering

ozoebuka1:
brother what am trying to so is that can doesn't represent the Christian community as they should, the piloters of the organization only speak out when the said issue is directly affecting them. hence, am happy that my beloved Catholic church ain't dabbling With the already compromised organization...just look at how Muslim organization speaks for their own anytime the need arises...unlike can that speaks without being direct.

Sleekyshuga:
Where that one dey? You sure say na me ? Though, I stopped at Mararaba yesterday on my way to Abuja to activate my Access bank ATM card.. So, maybe, you saw me .

Sleekyshuga:
Why you dey open eye ? I'm @ the next LGA after Karu..

@ Enoquin, I understand that feeling . I do it to my siblings when I doubt the price of things, especially one I bought not too long. I don even taya to say, 'It's well'

CplusJason:
There you have it.

The killers (bubu's loyal boys) walks freely for a job well done.


And a witless chameleon called Tonyebarcannista is somewhere condemning Bishop David Oyedepo.


Nigeria; A big mistake to Africa.


Mtchewwwww!!!!!!

Sleekyshuga:
Imagine ? I really don't know where this country is headed..


I even hear say the kerosene sef no dey; reasons people opted for gas.

zionmade:
U had better shut up if u dnt have anything upstairs. D same modus operandi of d fulanis dat those in South west and north Central had complained of and u didnt think it was politics against buhari, i wish i could thunder a slap across ur face. Wat sort of an idioot are u. We are not canninals like u guys dat constituted bokoharam just to discredit Jonathan government Anyway why shud i be surprised wat can be more foolish dan urinating like a woman haram just to discredit GEJ. If u are also a asked u will say dat southup to disable background . Anyway why shud i be surprised wat can be more foolish dan urinating like a woman's

ettybaba:
Granted Buhari is wicked and his silence gives thumb up to fulanis to continue killing Christians the Delta state governor is very dull and stupid.
How can you keep silent in the face of oppression and watch your people decimated daily. The stupid governor just like most southern governors has his eyes on 2019 and as such would be licking the fulani ass while his people are being killed.
Deltans and Enugu people are cursed with useless governors. They would never speak agsinst Buhari despite being in the opposition.

AfonjasMustDie:
This is the dumbest shiit I've ever heard in my life

Your writeup describes me, i do everything on that list and i tell you what, i can feed you and your family for 300 years without going to the bank
Hard work doesn't determine success

Tell me what millionaire who works harder than bricklayers and bus drivers and construction workers

I can tell you how to procrastinate, stay in your house 365 days of the year without going outside of your house and still make 30 million naira every year

Your ignorance is naturally amazing

Sleekyshuga:
True!! It's the same thing at Nasarawa State. Yesterday, I queued to buy gas at a station (this was after the first wasn't selling; under lock and key), and that was after I waited for over one hour plus for them to unload.. It was tasking, and so sad.

The most annoying was how the price skyrocketed. 6kg of N1800 before is now selling @ N2100

Gflat:
Actually this is the right thing to do... No parent want their daughters to suffer from the hands of a broke boy. Let me share my thoughts in this.

Let's take this from the religious community: A woman is mostly believed to be soft hearted, an item of delicacy and someone you care for (Men are designed to care for women that is why they are referred to as the HEAD)

Enough of the sideway talks. Let's accelerate the hammer towards the nail.

Ladies make sure you have nothing to do with broke boys. As accurate as this sounds many girls will still try to be Sentimental about the golden fact. Broke boys have nothing to offer.


Ok let me give you a quick scenario.

Yester-evening I was at a restaurant on the island just to relax and get a bit of serenity. While I was chilling with what I had requested for earlier, I noticed a couple sitting opposite my table.
I could feel the love from her heart and the optimism for a better future for both of them but what Spoilt the picture was Their table has all sort of similarities to the Sahara desert.

It is so embarrassing to say as beautiful as the lady looked he couldn't make her feel good on a date and later on he got her a chicken pie and ice cream. I felt disgusted at the sight of this!

Ok, having mentioned that, I want to inform you ladies about a Proven point.

No guy will choose you over a richer lady.

This might seem funny to you but that is the truth. That guy that keeps reminding you how much he loves and adores you?
That guy who wouldn't stop sending you good morning/good night messages?
That guy that sounds romantic and sweeps you off your feet?
He will desert you at the twinkle of an eye immediately he Uncovers a rich lady.

So tell me ladies, why are you forcing this to work with him?
Why are you suffering when someone who isn't looking half as good as you are is being treated like a real woman?
Why trek under the hot sun then later jump into a hot distressful danfo bus while your mates are sitting with their man in his latest Ac filled cool machine?

It is no news that Women are emotional beings but being emotional shouldn't equals stupidity. If you don't care about your future at least care about the future of your kids and their upbringing.

PS: Don't quote me to spill your conundrum. I don't reply idiots

saintmark88:
Stop this madness, first of all there alot of muslims tht live n southern kaduna, u will prolly have more muslims than xtains n d southern kaduna, secondly the fact tht they shout Allah hakbah doesn't mean it's just xtains tht r been killed, what is wrong with u??

Doesn't Boko Haram and other radical extremist terrorist chant the same Allah Akbar tin wen dey kill n d North East, dnt they kill their fellow muslims n d name of Allah too??

Dnt b stvpid

iamhorny:
as much is i love to see a united Christendom in Nigeria, the truth be said CAN is filled with mushroom churches with no bearing and direction, occultic, business, yahoo yahoo celebrity men parading themselves as men of God and the catholic church is aware of that, hence they cant submit themselves to CAN.

the only religious body that can still challenge the islamic caliphate in Nigerian is still the catholic church because once you fight the catholic church you not only fight Rome/Vatican but you also fight its 1.8billion followers.