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This thread is becoming redundant. One person came here blabbing how his brother got an appointment letter last week,the other fellow is askn God to bless him and took over space many more pple could have used,the last one is askn for salary scale. Maybe he has gotten the job and is tryn to compare with his present job. Is this the kinda info you guys are dropping this new yr. Three of u need JESUS

U need to see the four gigantic mean looking neapolitan dog breed my aunt owns. The day i went with some of ma homies to see ma aunt and da family,these guys refused steppn outta the car. They had to whine the glasses up cause the dogs were patrolling around the cars.
Then i saw one that looked like a lion in a cage. It was brought to mate with ma aunts dog. That one gave me the shivers when it growled and barked

I think i like this lulukay chic. Fat girls rock. Slim girls rock too. As far as you are pretty,got good brains and feel confident about urslf,i can rock wif u

I can still remember her statement * God has used this man to cover my shame* chai!!!

ikanason: i can help a little but Baba God is the giver of work

sent you an email via neptunes ystday. Xpctn your reply

gloriana: sins wen has a kiss bcom sorrow? Anyway, i was taken 2 a hotel room 4 d 1st time in my life last wk thursday n i cldnt blive it. Wanted 2 share my experiens here on NL but i dcided against it 2 save haters like u 4rm comitin suicide.

Hahahaahahahahahaha
Nothing wey i no go see for this nairaland

Yawnssssss!!!!

Bia @adaobi123,this is almost 2.30pm. Wey that sunday rice na

I remember one time i met a chic with a punany that smelled like fresh meat from the abbatoir. Couldnt take my nose down there and for three days after that i was smelling like fresh meat to me. Yuck. No be to do hair,wear nice cloth come dey shake waist they waka about. Make sure u are clean there

Got a call from a friend who i helped apply yhat he got an sms for the test. I checked mine sms inbox,e-mail,i didnt get any. Logged into their website and saw this

Home About Us Services Vacancies Contact Us
Vacancy Announcement
Invitation for the first batch National Youth Service Corps has been sent. If you have received yours, click on Applicant's Loginon the Navigation Bar and login with your email and select National Youth Service Corp as your Vacancy Advert.
Other Batches will be released subsequently.

Seems it is a batch thing

Please i am having some problems with my Nokia E63. The problem is almost a week old now. I configured my email addresses via the settings wizard. So i have my 3 email addys i.e yahoo,hotmail and gmail running there. I send and receive mails through them. But close to a week now mails havent been dropping into my yahoo. When i click on the connect button to refresh my inbox,i get a message *cant connect to server*. Anyone else experiencing me? Can someone pls proffer a solution to this pls

Nice thread.
Take care of that cutie in your arms
And please,never cheat on that pretty lady.

No Naija woman can send such a text mistakenly and blame network providers for that for me. That will raise my anger too 100times the normal level. Hw kwanu u go wan guy guy man?
As for the lady,i dont pity her. 30 years of marriage to a man she started loving when she was 15 and she still went out on an evening dinner. She even wanted more evening dinners. You can say nofin happnd but na frm play play na im small pikin dey use wound.
As for the husband,he has a little blame too. Something died in the relationship that made the lady seek excitement outside.

#MyTake#

Haunted: Shut up and stop seeking for her attention. Immature thing.. you can clearly see things are calming down but you still want to say your own.

i can see you have anger management issues too. You just couldnt resist screaming shut up. Go and manage your anger and learn how to pass a message across without resorting to anger and using curse words.

[quote author=s!s! afrika]too bad u fail to realize the difference btwn online and offline personality. Too much for seriousness over here, easy man, no need to curse or wish one bad. It wont do you good.[/quote]There is nothing like offline or online behaviour. Infact this is the first time am hearing this. Whatever she is doing here is what she is capable of doing in real life.

Anyone who marries this lady will surely have a problem. There is nothing worse than having a wife who abuses people in public. One day she will embarrass you before family and friends.I didnt mention any name but if anyone quotes me,that person is guilty about sumfin.

Did anyone notice the number of likes 299 had in his comments compared to those of kulyie? Hehehehehe
And yes,two of you scammed this thread

There is this thrill most adventurous young men get @ the prospect of nailing a supposedly older pretty lady. Peter u are the man.

odua boy: You see the reason i termed you a moro'n is miss nigeria a yardstick for measuring the amount of beautiful girls in a particular tribe......if we are to go with your myopic ideology then cross river should be the state with the most beautiful girls in nigeria,since it produced the first and only african miss world.
Now get this into your flat moronic head.....every tribe has it's fair share of both beautiful and ugly girls

Agbani darego is from Rivers state u dunce

GentleMimi: Oooops! I guess i just burst ur bubble! You feed from NL,and derive joy when u insult other people's tribes.Yes,u do have a job.Nobody is gonna take ur job from u on NL as the ''forum retard''.

Lol. Who has NL as his/her job between us? I joined NL in 2009 and i have abt 219 post. U have been on nairaland since august this year and you are close to a 1000 post. Do the maths. Nobody envies u being over active here

Booty butt chic: So truueee....some gurls and deir '"fake promises believe",,,some stay cos of just d boyfriend unseen relative dat he claims leaves abroad... ...dis naija ehn jand can make some gurls go crazy ...some becos d guys father is a military man,,,or d guy is a local champ in deir area lool dat brings fame for d gurl too in dat area...

Eeeerm
Are u talking outta experience young lady

This one spychic dey laff like this,are u sure u are not a GNLD babe

Thunder fire u @ lovina for trying to get me into GNLD. I am wiser than you. No wonder you refused to disclose to me the nature of the job. I just did a background check on u before your stupid interview date and discovered it is this sham that you call work. Your only saving grace was that i did that. Had it been i walked in2 your stupid office and discovered it was GNLD on tha interview day,i would have beat you and causea scene there.

Nobody should go close to #2 tetlow road. It is GNLD

Adaobi12: Mine is joining the ushering department in church,so as to be close to him every sunday. I stayed in that department 4 8months,the guy no look my way. But after sum tym,i lost interest,that was when the dude startd asking me out. I STILL THEY POST AM SHA.

I am having a crush on adaobi ooo. Everyday i see her comment on NL.i get this butterflies. Adaobi what should i do na? Will u reply ma pm? Promise me before i send one

Mine happened in calabar. Met this chic and i was all over her. Took her to meet some friends @ a spot and they were all gushing praises @ her coz she was beautiful. I went to da counter to get drinks and b4 i could come back,four of my guys have collected her # and the fifth one was doin so. My guys come dey laugh me oo. On the way home,i asked her why she was giving out her # as if it was freebies. She was like they are your friends na. Na dat day i knw say c alabar girls are dogs

[quote author=Stånd]I'm good [/quote]For your mind na

bestestgirl: In May, I was lucky to be among 13 people who were sent to France for a short training from my organisation. One early morning after dressing to kill, I took the lift from the fourth flour of the hotel (where my room was) to the ground floor for breakfast. Since I was alone in the elevator, I started admiring myself in the mirror that formed the walls of the lift. I was busy twisting this way and that way and shaking my booty and did not notice when the lift stopped. Suddenly the doors slid open and I saw about six of my colleagues, including our oga at the top, and some white men and women stare at me seconds before they all burst into laughter. I was so mortified that I skipped breakfast

Lolz

[quote author=Stånd] Wish I was a nurse...You know a nurse can also help you shave before surgery if you forgot to do that yourself... [/quote]Bad girl

blakky97: I attended a concert on visitation this year, all uniformed bodies were present,( police, custom, ndlea, even nurse, manowar, scout, students and all).
when it was time to leave, it was raining heavily and I hate entering rain. soldiers started coercing everybody to leave the premises because it was a security specific environment. I just couldn't enter the rain, besides, my bb was too new for a rain bath. Everybody left except me.
Two soldiers approached me. I told them I can't enter the rain and my phone was in my pocket. They only said " na only you get phone baa?" They left!
One smaller fine one approached me from across the road and pushed me. I started challenging him that he had no right to push me. We were alone there so I wasn't afraid of him. He later left me alone.
I then proceeded to report him to the ndlea official who invited me, who peacefully approached him and demanded that he should rather report anybody than manhandle him. That was when trouble started.
First, I became aware that he was a conel and the overall commander of all the army men there. Even the police present were advising me to just run away, but it was too late. He ..... In short I don dey cry again

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Abeg no cry again
This is crazy!!!!!

Dont wanna deviate such a wonderful thread but Nigeria really dealth with my tribe i.e the igbo's.Thank God for our resilience.