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Hello jackass, go through my posts then come back and call me PDP or APC member. I love prof than yourself, but i will not lick his ass when he fail on his duty.

As an elder state man and activist, i expected prof to be fair and constructive not name calling. How dare you ask me where did prof insulted the woman? Are you blind or is there no electricity in your house while reading the prof statement? First, be A lady before being A first lady? Indirectly, respected prof is insulting our president if you are too daft to comprehend.

As for the error in my first post. You can equally make same mistake but if you are a perfect man, then i wish you a happy sunday.

it is people like you than can utter this statement 'why are you insulting PEJ? Don't you know she is my jesus christ on earth?'

This your #10,000 abi #20,000 a month job. Is that how much your children earn? Their pocket money is even bigger than that. Job ma foot

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Wednesday, 26 June 2013
Photo: Is this Lady marrying this dwarf for Love or For money?
Apparently this looks like the case of 7up, wherethe difference is indeed clear. . .But some sharp naija babes who no dey dull themselves, and doesn't really care especially if the man's pocket is fully loaded and he's ready to spend his dough on em'
Okay, people. .look at the picture below, is it really possible for this Fine chick to settle down with this man, if there are no strings attached?
See photo after the cut
http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/06/photo-is-this-lady-marrying-this-dwarf.html

tobypills
I feel u man. I did mine in Enugu but I thought we were the only ppl DAT were meant to sit on the bare floor without even allowed to sit wit any water proof and also under d sun. so bro, DAT hostility reached u ppl for Lagos. Nawaooooooo

Yes boss. Make this yr olks dem go try

Abia state is lenient then. I was the manager of a fast food coy in calabar from aug last yr till mid june this yr when i quit. The rate @ which cross river state levy buisnesses there is much. There isn't much happening in that state and they lack sources of IGR there. The only booming sector there is tourism hence multiple taxation. The oil wells they had were ceded to akwaibom state govt by the supreme court.Most times different set of people come to the office to submit the same levy with different amount stated there-in. Let me give u a list of the few i can remember now
1) every month,we set aside #30,000 to pay for TDL which means tourism development levy
2) health levy = #35,000
3) environmental = #15,000
4) buisness development levy - #20,000
5)liquor licence = #3,000
6) CRISSA meaning cross river state sign board and signage agency - #100,000
7) fire service = 10,000
buisness operational permit = #15,000
9) sanitation fee = #10,000.
This ones are ffrom the state govt. You still have the ones brought from calabar municipal council i.e the LGA council in main cally. Some of these bills are a bit negotiable but dont expect much.

Before i left,Nepa went on a revenue drive and cut the light of all big organisation using what they call MD meter. Accused them all of tampering with their meters and gave us what they called bill of loss of revenue = #150,000, reconnection fee of #10,000 and you still have your nepa bill to pay oo
Buisnesses are moving out of calabar.

No dull moments wif Amaechi. Whether u did right or not in collecting the mace,u got me 100% behind u all the way

All this force application na man no man. If u dnt have an oga @ da top,u aint going anywhere. This is naija and u have to be realistic.
I applied for this same airforce and i spent 4 days @ airforce base ikeja. This is how everything will pan out
On the first day,u all will be taken by surprise. They wont allow you guys take your bags in. They are scared of boko guys. So put ur credentials in an envelope or black nylon. They wont allow blue nylon in.
After this,u all will be made to jog to the field and u will be arranged state by state in an alphabetical order. U all will be made to sit on da floor. Last yr na sun been dey mama us. Na rain go mama una this yr.lol. U dare not stand up dia.
they wont start their tins early coz they will be provided canopies wia they will seat. They will keep u guys seated on da floor till 6pm b4 they start screening. This is to allow heir wives sell la casera and gala.lol.
When they eventually start,theywill work and once it is 9pm they will stop and ask u all to come back again by 6am. Then the cycle of sitting down,spending ya dough and dia late screening will start again.
On the day of the exam proper,we sat on da grasss and wrote the exam by 12 noon when the sun is very hot. Twas either 30 or 45mins. This process will take place in many states. @ the end of the day they will pick like 6 pple per state.
I did this in lag last yr. I come from imo state and we are known to produce plenty graduates. We had the longest line in lagos last yr. Others had one line. We had 3. Abt 2000 imolites. This is just for lag oo. U had imo sons and daughters in other states too doing da screening and only 6 pple wia taken for DSSC. I happened to meet 2 pple in lag who passed. They did da screening but didnt care for the exam. One had an Air vice marshal as an uncle while the other is related to a senator.
I wish una goodluck sha. I aint wastn ma dough again on this. If u knw no one,forget it. If you tink they will take like 100 pple per state,ur dreaming. The rumour we even heard was btw 20 and 30 last yr. They took just 6 from imo. Jigawa had 1 or 2.lol
Goodluck ooooo

Lol,quit this your story thingy. This is so whack dude. E be like beer parlour yans wey u dey give ur guys.

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All i see is a big nose and a massive fore-head

You guys havent been to calabar. Chai!!!! That is the land of fuckery

@Op,you be coward oo.. After visiting your mama,uwent back to the hotel and lodged because of secuirity? Chai!!! So you no fit crash for your maale place and u say peace dey? Mbanu

See all of una forming good parent now. All of una na my generation and all of us follow watch cartoons 2gda.
We all watched voltron,superman,batman,birdman,justice league,muppet babies,robocop,superted, dodo the kid from outta space,just name it. Then ur parents werent forming demonic or holy holy. Now we are the ones forming good parents and guidance for our lil ones. Tell me which cartoon i listed dat didnt have an element of violence in it? Why didnt u folks turn out to be violent pple?
So ma ordinary Ben 10 go spoil una pikin? Chai!!!
Na pple like una sef go dey watch Big broda for midnyt wit una children. Nonsense

I have always been suspicious of these sisters going to choir practice every evening. This has confirmed their motives
Thursday , 27 June 2013

Two Choristers Cut Younger Member’s Face With Blade Over Affair With Choir Master
Posted by: Tolexon June 27, 2013
Two women, Temitope Abigeal and Temitope Remi, have been arraigned before a Chief Magistrate’s Court in Ebute Meta on a three count of conspiracy, assault and grievous harm.
Abigeal (26) and Remi (28), choristers at a Cherubim and Seraphim church at Ebute Meta, were alleged to have assaulted Hannah Okurabe (18) with razor blades at Abule Nla junction, a fewmetres away from the church.

The incident was said to be the result of an earlier fight over the church’s choirmaster, Joseph Unuigbe, a father of two. Joseph Unuigbe is married to a lady who is also a member of the same church.
Hannah is presently receiving treatment at the Lagos Island General Hospital, while Abigeal and Remi have been remanded in Kirikiri until they meet their bail terms
Two women, Temitope Abigeal and Temitope Remi, have been arraigned before a Chief Magistrate’s Court in Ebute Meta on a three count of conspiracy, assault and grievous harm.
Abigeal (26) and Remi (28), choristers at a Cherubim and Seraphim church at Ebute Meta, were alleged to have assaulted Hannah Okurabe (18) with razor blades at Abule Nla junction, a fewmetres away from the church.The incident was said to be the result of an earlier fight over the church’s choirmaster, Joseph Unuigbe, a father of two. Joseph Unuigbe is married to a lady who is also a member of the same church.
Hannah is presently receiving treatment at the Lagos Island General Hospital, while Abigeal and Remi have been remanded in Kirikiri until they meet their bail terms -

neptunes211@gmail.com

Donjazzy has just donated #1,000,000

http://www.ynaija.com/a-heart-of-gold-mavin-boss-don-jazzy-donates-n1-million-to-ojb-jezreel-for-kidney-surgery/

A heart of gold: MAVIN boss, Don Jazzy donates N1 million to OJB Jezreel for kidney surgery
Posted by Y! Assistant Editor
by Akan Ido
Celebrities are reportedlyresponding to the call for donation by friends of artiste and producer, OJB Jezreel who needs about N15 million to undergo a kidney transplant surgery in India.
Prominent among the donors is super-producer and boss of MAVIN records, Don Jazzy who has reportedly made a donation of N1 million to assist the ailing artiste.
Rapper, Ruggedman has also reportedly made a donation to shore up funds for OJB Jezreel.
To donate, see the account details: Babatunde Okungbowa. UBA – 1015075120.

- In Lebanon, men re legally allowed to av sex withanimals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem thatthey had to pass this law?)

Rawdeal: Mugu I said google. Mcheww... No initiative whatsoever!

Whatever,just go to hell.Learn to pass your message across without insulting the person or being cynical. You aint tech savvy or as internet concious as i am. That i can bet. Rude fool

Rawdea]dunno why people wont use their pea-brains to google their prob b4 they come to spam this forum with something that has been addressed countless times. OP you deserve to work with them
mcheww

The op does not spend his 24hrs here. Maybe you do. Fool

Peepz,i just got a test invite from a coy called royalcon for an aptitude test 2mao. I cant remember when i applied and wont go cause i am in owerri and the test is in lag. Which coy is royalcon? What are they into?

Mr knowitall.]

Nice argument very well written...assylum? it looks like you are the only one who is trying to seek assylum I believe you meant asylum....The Nigerian Education system has failed you once again young locus.... you guys are silly please don't blame this one on homosexuality or corruption...But I will advice you to focus on your education for now and worry about social issues later...or else you will be seeking assylum when you cant find good job..and no one will give you any assylum you guys are funny type of people..



You can't discredit my comment due to typo errors. I typed that while dozing off. Still dosen't change my stance on the issue. Take your gayness to where you are acknowledged. If you think we are backwards,yes let us be. Adieu Monsieur/madame knowitall

Chai,the gay voltrons are online. Thank God for our house of assembly. Whatever these voltrons say ends here. Those of us reading it will only marvel @ your ability to market damaged goods. In reallife,most of these gay voltrons will make good sales men and ladies cause of your persistent attempt @ convincing folks to buy this dead idea of yours. When you are done typing here,kindly pick up your placards and head to the National assembly @ abuja and present your case. Not rambling here.
Guess you already know what there reply will be. Lol. continue deceiving yourselves. This is naija. That thing of yours can never be legalised here no matter how hard you try. If doing it privately isn't ok for u,seek assylum elsewhere where your likes are and leave this place where ma likes are for me.

Comprende?

'Squeaky bum time!' - Sir Alex Ferguson's Manchester United career in quotes
Next Football, bloody hell: Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement a final Manchester United masterstroke
May 8, 2013 3:30:00 PM
The legendary manager has coined many a famous phrase in his 26 years at Old Trafford, while plenty of adversaries have been on the end of the famous hairdryer treatment
Bet: Returns: Man Utd. £ 13.00 Draw £ 55.00 Swansea City £ 100.00 The day has arrived. Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he will retire as Manchester United manager at the end of the season.
His has been a career laden with trophies, titles and, sometimes, tantrums. The 71-year-old has come out with some golden quips over the years,whether in praise of his own side or lashing out at his rivals.
So strap yourselves in as Goal.com runs through Sir Alex's career in quotes.
On other managers
"He was certainly full of it, calling me boss and big man when we had our post-match drink after the first leg, but it would help if his greetings were accompanied by a decent glass of wine. What he gave me was paint-stripper." - on then-Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho .
"I think he was an angry man. He must have been disturbed for some reason. I think you havegot to cut through the venom of it and hopefully he'll reflect and understand what he said was absolutely ridiculous." - Fergie responds to Rafa Benitez 's "facts" outburst.
"They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages. I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages!" - Arsene Wenger used to be in the firing line when Arsenal were title-challengers.
On his players
"I remember the first time I saw him. He was 13 and just floated over the ground like a cocker spaniel chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind." - Ryan Giggs is still going strong but not quite with the same spark as back then.
"On you go. I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Youse are f****** idiots"
- Fergie was fiercely supportive of the much-criticised Juan Sebastian Veron
"I used to have a saying that when a player is at his peak, he feels as though he can climb Everestin his slippers. That's what he was like." - Paul Ince was somewhat more popular before the whole 'Guvnor' business.
"If he was an inch taller he'd be the best centre-half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in – I'd check the milkman." - Gary Neville was left to question his paternity.
"It can be difficult to pinpoint who would make it as a manager. For instance, nobody here thought Mark Hughes would become a manager,never in a million years, and we all thought Bryan Robson was a certainty to be a top manager." - They were right about the first one, at least.
"Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way." - Fergie has a go at replicating Eric Cantona's famous sardines musings when discussing Wayne Rooney 's transfer request.
"Do you think I would enter into a contract with that mob? Absolutely no chance. I would not sell them a virus. That is a 'No' by the way. There is no agreement whatsoever between the clubs"
- So Cristiano Ronaldo won't be joining Real Madrid...
"It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could Iwould have carried on playing!" - The boss explains how he kicked a boot at David Beckham 's head.
On foreign opposition
"That lad must have been born offside." - Another famous phrase coined at the expense of Filippo Inzaghi .
"When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate Icheck under the sauce to make sure. They are the inventors of the smokescreen." - Enough said.
"Everyone sprinted over to the referee. Typical Germans. It was only a slip, a slight tug at the boy, but they saw the opportunity and forced thereferee. The ref wasn't going to do anything but they forced him to get a card out." - Bayern Munich got the treatment in 2010.
On Liverpool
"It isn't just a job to me. It's a mission. I am deadly serious about it – some people would saytoo serious. We will get there, velieve me. And when it happens life will change for Liverpool, dramatically."
"My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their f****** perch. And you can print that"
- Fergie hit out at suggestions that he was struggling
"You must be joking. Do I look as if I'm a masochist ready to cut myself? How does relegation sound instead?" - After being asked ifthe Merseysiders could win the league in 2007.
"A lot of people have to leave here choking on their own vomit, biting their tongue, afraid to tell the truth." - Sir Alex was furious after a visit to Anfield in the Kenny Dalglish era.
On the new rivals
"It's City, isn't it? They are a small club, with a small mentality. All they can talk about is Manchester United, that's all they've done and they can't get away from it."
"Our rich history stands us aside - it's better than anyone. It would take City a century to get our level of history"
- Laying down the gauntlet in 2011
"Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour. You cannot do anything about that. They will always be noisy. You just have to get on with your life, put your television on and turn it up a bit louder."
On success
"It's not so much passing Liverpool. It's more important that United are the best team in the country in terms of winning titles." - After clinching the club's 19th title.
"Look at me – it's taken 10 years off me today. It's these tablets, they're great!" - He was even happier after the 20th.
"I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell"
- After United scored twice in stoppage time to win the 1999 Champions League

Dead thread

@phimaky,i doubt if the score is 25.i should have made that in the verbal and critical. With the crowd,dont be suprised if the cut-off is around 40. Also,tunbum-tumbun does not work all the time dear

I did the test on sunday and failed. All those who failed should take stock and get to know why they failed. I failed bcox of the maths section.My mathematics is bad. The verbal and critical section was easy but my achiles heel (maths) was my albatross.Because of this,i have vowed to tackle my maths issues.Ma maths foundation is bad and i am going to crack this subject.I give it 3months.meanwhile i head to calabar 2mao. Congrats to all who passed.

K.lemme check