₦airaland Forum

TheSuperX:
You be mumu, na your type women dey stab to death, weakling of a man.😡😡

go fight your fellow men nigga. Stop being a coward and weakling.

TheSuperX:
Be a fool

Your fellow inmates go dey beat you every day for being a weak man. They go beat you say you no come prison becos of better thing

TheSuperX:
Only a fool will allow a woman to beat him without fighting back, if you give her hot blow for neck her brain go reset to default

Then you rot in jail.

NastiLord:
Weak men everywhere.

I nor dey beat woman o but wonan no carry ur hand hit me else...

else what?

SpatialKing:
In 2012 I gained admission to Osun State University to study Applied Mathematics through Nairaland...

I met a renowned scientist who has helped me publish more than 14 international publications on nairaland...

Before LinkedIn there was Nairaland

Today I'm in the USA pursuing a PhD in Statistics through information and inspirations shared on nairaland.

Thank you Nairaland!

Note: Forget all the tribal banter here
Nairaland has kept Nigerians more united than any other platform...

congratulations bro for your success so far.

Please I'm also preparing for US graduate school, scholarship though. I had 3.61/4.0 GPA. Please i wouldn't mind if you can walk me through the way or guide me through. I'd be grateful for your support. Thanks

babzo:
That article on Tinubu by Gistlover was Complete rubbish.
I am not saying Tinubu is clean or was not involved in drugs, but the article was rubbish.

So Gistlover knows all these amazing secrets and OBJ ( mortal enemy of Tinubu), GEJ, Cabal , US FBI don't know all this.

Then Tinubu would just meet a random guy at the port and make him head of his drug business. Not his towns man o, not his relative, not son of his friend, not known thug, just random guy. That's absolute rubbish, beer parlor talk.

Then when Gistlover only did 1 page on Atiku and never got to Obi as he /she kept promising is when I knew it was just anti Tinubu gist.

And I didn't vote for nor support Tinubu, but we blacks need to be more intelligent.

aptly said.

An average nigerians are hypocrite. Once they support a candidate, such candidate automatically become the best after bread and butter while others are nothing to write home about.

onuman:
Despite your devilish alliance, Obi defeated your tin god drug baron and certificates forgery expert; Tinubu who lives in between hospital beds.

Do you think that Nigeria's voters are all ethnic bigots that they would renew the tenure of APC after APC reduced Nigeria to become the poverty capital of the world, as well as one of the most terrorised countries on earth?
What sort of alliance do you think you have formed? Alliance to take 223 million Nigerians finally to inferno?
Develop more sense.
What if the true leaders in the Niger Delta tell you tomorrow that you are not of the same political alliance or ethnic group with them, therefore, go and use what is in your soil and immediate vicinity to develop your area of Nigeria?

LOl

Obi who came a distant third as rightly predicted by the erudite scholar, prof Chukwuma Soludo? Lol. If Obi won Tinubu, then what should Atiku who took second position, what do you expect him to do?

The earlier you know presidency isn't food to dish to anyone the better.

onuman:
The most unreasonable Yoruba leader is Aketi; Akeredolu. Except Akeredolu, other reasonable Yoruba governors and leaders steered clear of Tinubu with his disregard for the Igbo in his claim of its his turn. How would a Yoruba become president 2wice before an Igbo? Akeredolu championed this injustice for Tinubu and it's his turn.

presidency isn't micro zone. Presidency is zone between the North and the South. Presidency isn't something they give on a platter of gold or dish like a food.

Honestly speaking I'm fully in support of igbo presidency but i wouldn't support dishing it to them like a food. For you to win the presidency, you need to make friends, build alliances in the north and south. Presidency isn't a child's play.

For now, no serious contender in the east to win the presidency, unless it'd be given to them like a plate of food.

malcom1X:
Bro you would have impregnated her before she left for NYSC
She's definitely cheating on you right now.
She's free from your watchful eyes.

The reason why you are thinking this way is because she told you to wait after NYSC.

Meanwhile she can take permission from the Zi and come back and stay for a month or so with no issues.

LOl

You think everyone is Yoruba that got pregnant or impregnate their women out of wedlock before marriage? Lol

You think you can actually impregnate a woman for your mind? Lol.. woman wey no want you go flush the thing commot ASAP

Keep deceiving yourself, thinking you can hold a woman with pregnancy.

Nawa o

advanceDNA:
I know she explained....baba na u no get the meaning of the explanation....see ...If u dey live for Maiduguri...if woman gbadun u..she no go get excuse for not seeing you...

Woman wey dey jump her papa electric fence for night to be with man....na ordinary shop go come stop am from seeing u in two months...

Dey play

woman can have your time and still doesn't want you. I can have a woman's time but still doesn't want her.

[quote author=nkemdi89 post=123055220]My boyfriend got another girl pregnant due to distance, he barely knew her and she insist on keeping the child, but he still going ahead to marry me . Both of them are irresponsible, but the girl feels she could use pregnancy to trap him . So many baby mamas today are as result of ladies thinking they van play smart over a man. [/qluote]those girls are foolish. Men will always go with their heart. If you like born 100 pikin, if he doesn't love or want you, he'd rather go for someone who doesn't have a womb

jibs4lv:
Oloko bi oko inaki , go and marry the one you impregnate, she's the one for you already.

Leave the one you are eyeing for other person, simple.

LOl

Stop misleading people on nairaland. You mean once i impregnate anyone, that automatically make the person meant for me? Lol

Once an idiot impregnate your daughter or sister that makes the idiot her husband, your son inlaw?

coputa:
Do not marry who you love but love who you marry.You love the first girl but she doesn't have your time, the second one is your woman,as you continue living with her your love for her will increase.

Marriage is beyond ticked boxes,it's your spouse character that matters most and not beauty.

This theory doesn't work for everyone. How can you marry someone you don't love with the hope of loving her later in marriage. That's a huge risk biko. The man will later be sleeping around with the one he truly love. This obviously might lead to divorce

I can't marry who i don't love o.. it's not a must for love to be equal but i will love her more

tishbite42:
💯
And that's what a man needs

nope

He needs to marry who he love himself. A girl can love you and you don't love her. Do you want him to frustrate the poor girl in marriage? Do you expect him to sleep around after marriage having married someone he doesn't love but later met someone he truly love?

RealSolution001:
The girl I truly love and want, always form busy busy for me. Although she has a shop that keeps her on duty morning till night, but after closing from the shop, you would have to beg her to come out to see you for once in one or two months before it happens. Even Sundays are no exception.

Meanwhile, this other girl I don't even love was giving me all the vibe including mind-blowing sex but look at it now, she's taken in for me and I am not in support of abortion.

How do I sort this thing out because I still genuinely love the other girl and I want to marry her. She's a good wife material and ticks most of my boxes. I also dont intend to birth children from different women.

No insult please.

you don't like abortion. What if the girl want abortion? Will you stop her?

iammolise:
No i don't. I know a man at his early 50s who still sulk his tongue, i could tell coz i do it too... This man play with his novel, i've seen him bury his one hand at his novel area most times. Dis won no be say, e dey do am around people.

old man sulking and playing with his novel even in public, his people must have gotten used to it.

I know a little boy who does that. He has a big novel. He sulk while playing with his novel.

ekitimanalways:
Yes, Two.

(A) One copy of guarantor's valid Nigerian passport data page.
AND
(B) One copy of your guarantor's NIN slip
OR
(C) One copy of guarantor's valid driver's license.

ok

My guarantor only fill part one of the guarantor form and sign at the signature of guarantor/declaration

Is there other compulsory part of the guarantor form he ought to fill?

victorazy:
Your a baby in politics. What do you know?

Wike, Fayose, Otom are the heroes of PDP and should be honored.

makinde not fayose. Fayose isn't that relevant

ekitimanalways:
These are extremely important documents. Each copy of the data page of the guarantor's Nigerian passport and NIN slip or driver's license.

Sorry is the data page more than one?

Jozilinn:
Which 8k cannot cook soup Must you put everything inside the soup,abeg learn to manage for here 2k go cook you soup, while 8k na 3 soups and stews haba.

depends on the soup though.

2-3k manageable ogbono soup might be okay for an average person/family, that 8k might be okay for Turkey/chicken stew for some average family. Some soup no matter how you try to improvise still cost money.

byMikee:
Yeah Sure.

Make sure to get there on time. You'll be surprised to see so many people there at 6 : 30 am.
Make sure you go with all the required docs, I think an extra copy for each doc should be okay.

1. Appointment slip
2. Application form
3. Payment Receipt
4. NIN copy. Original will be sighted
5. State of origin certificate copy. Original will be sighted.
6. Birth Certificate or Affidavit. Original will be sighted
7. Guarantor's form (duly signed)
8. Guarantor's data.

The queue to the right of the office is for collection, the one to the left is for capturing, the queue for capturing will be two, one for agent applicants which will most likely be close to fence, the other one for DIYers. Even if you don't see a second queue at the time of your arrival, start the line yourself. If anyone ask you, tell them you did it online. (You'll see people checking their names on a board, don't bother checking, your name cannot be there.)

Then you need to buy a file and file tag (White for Fresh, Brown for renewal), both goes for 500 Naira.

As soon as you buy this file, put all your docs inside, be careful not to lose your file tag.

After so much wait on the queue, an officer will come to check your docs. If they are complete you'll be directed inside.

Once you're inside, just go straight with confidence to the main hall, the one directly opposite the gate even if you were told to go upstairs.
There's a desk to the right of the entrance off the hall, that's where you'll start from. It's pretty straight forward from there.

After you docs has been checked and signed, you'll be asked to go upstairs.

This is where the waiting begins.
While waiting, be attentive, an officer will come with files to call names.

All the best.

Thank you so much. I sincerely appreciate.

iammolise:
no o, only sulkling of tongue, i never for once played with my novel.

okay. I believe most people who suck their tongue always play with their novel to compliment it, unless such person do not had big or protruding novel. If na novel wey go inside then nothing to play with

boldtruthalways:
Why not join them since you like it. If your father married a man, would you have been born? Terrible and abominable generation.

The last time i checked he or she didn't ask to be born right? Many average Nigerians will chose not to be in existence, than to be a Nigerian suffering and smiling. Stop making it look like parents did their kids favour for birthing them. Those kids didn't ask for it

Also, not everyone will get married. Those who got married, not all will have biological or adopted kids.

I am not in support nor against gay, lesbianism or whataview. My own mantra, is to live and let others live.

byMikee:
Compared to other centers, I think it's DIY friendly. But as a DIY, since you're not paying extra money, you're going to pay with patience.

When is your capturing date?
I might have some tips that could be of help.

I captured at Alausa.

my capturing is next week at Alausa, team DIY

You could help with some tips if you don't mind.

olenime:
My little Advice for people like me then, who no get money or family who go help me go abroad.....

When you have an opportunity to meet anyone abroad (who has been abroad for awhile) please, please and please, be of BEST behaviors -money wise, moral wise, humble, dont be too smart and dont be dull. Keep them updated on anything you asked to do, be a good person, learn to use whatsap often to update them of anything you asked. Know what to do at the right time, BE GOOD!!!!

Abroad people like to ask intelligent questions, please answer them intelligently too, tell them about how you wish to advance in your career....

LET THEM ASK YOU about you career before JUMPING for them to help you.

I was studied for more than 6years before then earned my TRUST!

All expenses paid, UK tuition fees etc and I paid them back all the monies.

wow!

Congratulations man. Grace found you bro.

Cassandraloius:
If they engage themselves in yahoo, you guys will complain, if they involve themselves with selling hard drugs or criminal activities you people will also complain and even punish them, currently things are very difficult, some lecturers understands the language of money, some are writing projects, some don't have financial assistance.

If betting is cool for them, let them be, I'm not justifying the fact that gambling is the answer, y'all know that the best thing anyone could do for these student is to empower them financially.

Nigerian system of education is another Big Disgrace, amongst the 300 students in my department that graduated, I can count the ones that are working and earning well based on connection, meanwhile majority of them are Jobless.

same here

Very few of my course mates are working after school. Even the job itself is nothing to write home about but better than sitting idle

Many are still unemployed.

StayMotivated:
I went through study visa to Canada. That's the first time I travelled out of Nigeria... I remember the moment I got my Visa, I was so elated. Canada has been wonderful, currently working alongside my studies. The only downside is the weather, the winter period is terrible

congratulations bro. Was it through scholarship or self funding?

juliuscapps:
Finland bro... I got Finland Government Scholarship

congratulations bro.

Please which year was that? Also, is the opportunity still open?

Karleb:
Let him be for some more months. Give it more time, he's going to miss you and when you reach out try to tell him about your achievement however little they may be. Also apologize to him for your own part of the trouble, doesn't matter if he was the architect of the whole problem. Remember, he's still your dad.

Take this from someone who didn't speak to his dad for some 7 months or so.

I will advise against going to see him now especially if he doesn't have any illness. Trust me, he's going to say something that will provoke you and you will respond because you inherited his temper.

When you allow him miss you, he's going to mind his speech because he would have realized your importance in his life.

Nigerian parents would only miss him if he has money or the only child

If otherwise, i don't think they'd miss him to the extent that they'd avoid to offend him

juliuscapps:
Through fully-funded scholarship. Only paid for flight ticket.

wow! That must be US right?

INDUSTRIALFAN:
I took a loan from Renmoney and traveled. Will be done paying it back at the end of this month

wow! What a risk

How come they were able to borrow you high amount of money to travel? You must be lucky