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So you are a scammer?

LooneyLester:
This made me remember when I was a fresher in uni, I gifted my ma $500 but she refused saying she no know wetin I do to get that money

I had to lie say I day code before she finally accepted am

That is 20% not 2%.

Nobody takes food pictures with such a camera and expects to get more than 50%

fadilaMaikiriki:
Ah! Why please? This is so poor. I was expecting more than this. Just 2 percent for all my efforts? I feel so bad right now. You're not being fair at all.

Maybe it's because of the pictures. I bet you if you taste it, you would definitely rate it far higher than this.

Your last statement is incorrect.

Let me rephrase it.

In comparison to the population in their home countries, there are proportionately more Nigerians resident in the UK than there are Indians.

mofedamijo:
Indian has a population of 1.4billion people, and about 1.8 million Indians are living in the U.K. Statistically, by population ratio, we have 0.12% of Indian population lives in the U.k

Nigeria has a population of about 200 million people, and about 300,000 Nigerians live in the United Kingdom, by population ratio, we have 0.15% of Nigerians living in the United Kingdom.

Therefore, statistically, we have more Nigerians living in the U.K than Indians.

It's amazing you didn't understand the point he was trying to get across.

Your answer shows you completely missed it lol

CapitalBank:
It’s for personal use not business. Thank you.

You are wasting your time.

Go over the previous posts of the person you are talking to.

You will realise she has serious trauma issues.

She has lost psychological equilibrium long ago

SmartyPants:
Do you have some information to show that this particular guy was also unfaithful? If not, what is the point of your rant??

You wouldn't know how hilarious your post is.

Such dry humour.

I was struggling to hold back my laughter.

Carcholce:
In 2024, one thing I really want to do is to be able to completely avoid threads that has to do with man and woman relationship. I don tire to read these things. Reading posts as these is not helpful to the mind, and if you are not strong minded, it plants hates towards the opposite gender.

OP, sorry for not contributing to help your situation. Happy new year in advance. Extend my greetings to your fiancée!

No picture of the cake!.

What a wasted thread

My ribs are trembling with laughter.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
All these dramatic beings

Imagine she said she is looking for someone who loves her


And when they finally see such man they won't reciprocate and take him serious
They will start coming up with other qualities.. how can a man have up to seven unrealistic qualities
They will say a God fearing man
A man who can last up to 3 hours on bed without drugs
A tall black bearded handsome man
A man who is rich with houses and cars
A man with a almost 7 inches dick and above to touch all their sensitive places

The Religion of Pxxxx is at it again.

Although I can't blame them.

I blame the morons who deny the truth about that religion even when it's right before them, clear as day.

Islam is about world domination by force.

Destroy all other religions, belief systems and ideologies.

Terrorise people of other faiths into subjection.

Kill Muslims who relate well with people of other faiths

Your first two sentences were great but your last unnecessary.

You don't get to live their life for them.

They have a right to follow a path that makes sense for them and that will not always conform to what society accepts as right.

They did not commit sin

So face your front.

When you get married, you too will take some decisions that make sense for you and your spouse but will be seen as strange by family.

If you don't ever do that then you are nothing but a slave to society's dictates

We4all:
Congratulations to the couple! They probably didn't want to adopt kids and longed for their biological children. However, I think 24 years is a long wait to have a child when they could have easily adopted one hitherto.

As if you have ever had a private moment with Sanwoo-lu to know his preferences and prejudices.

You're a foot soldier, you don't get to be in the same room with these people that you praiseworship

LeoDeKing:
Absolutely correct.

He is actually regretting and wondering how he allowed himself to be misled by ipob terrorists on social media.

But Sanwo-Olu is a perfect gentleman and hates nobody.

And yet the journey of Lagbaja ended not long after Ego left.

You have no understanding of what the word synergy means.

There are people that when together, produce wonders but when apart are impotent.

She herself who was known in every village made no tangible mark after leaving Lagbaja.

Anyway, back then I heard it was Lagbajas wife who insisted on the split.

I believe that and not what she says here because if it was truly time both of them would have gone on to greater things

Raph82:
That may not be true, Lagbaja has a strong origin in music, he's a song writer and music originator, Ego is just a vocalist with sonorous voice to make a balance in the frequency spectrum of a song. This can as well be done by any other female artist with a dynamic pitch.

What faith do you practice?

JASONjnr:
Me I don't really know what the problem is between Christians and Muslims.

I see Old testament as more of islamic book because lots of it's scriptures are related to islamic scriptures.

Like the story of Moses and Jonah. And many more. Also the old testament talked about going to your place of worship without your shoes and that's what Islam is practicing. It's also warn against women being in charge of any organisation. Even covering of a woman's head. Most Christian movies scripting the moses era would have women cover their heads completely. Islam uses hijab as well.


The only problem I see is Christians referring to Jesus as God.

Aside this, I don't really see any difference between these two religion.

One of the quickest ways to identify a simp is when he writes a long epistle like this and you cannot find a single sentence where he blames a woman for her state.

Giving an example of a woman whose husband was murdered is so useless because that does represent perhaps 1 out of 100,000 single mothers!

So why use it as an example when the majority of single mothers are women who decided not to force the man to wear condoms or who chose not to take advantage of birth control which has been in existence for 60yrs.

On tiktok there are hundreds of women who openly regret leaving their husbands.

That represents the majority of single mothers.

Are there toxic men that created an environment that was impossible for the wives to remain? Yes of course, but check the circumstances that led to the marriage in the first place. The woman neglected the signs that she was marrying a monster (usually due to materialism or love of great sex)

Oga, stop simping

signature2012:
It's 2023 for Godsake.
You guys should stop this stereotype.
Many of us any had a single parents in our life and we become the best of best in the society while those with both parents upbringing can't stand where we stand.

Fyi, it's still the same men that made these mothers single.

I was on IG few weeks ago, a video on Reels pop up on my page.This lady was crying bitterly and cursing the kidnappers that kidnapped her husband, got ransom money and still killed him.
She just gave birth to Twins.
I can bet the kidnappers are male like the Op.
From the video, this lady make not get married again and focus on the kids.

Though, I won't lie. Fathers play a significant role in a child growth, but when he is not there, won't the child still grow?

As a male, I have few friends who are deadbeats around me.I do fight them a lot from playing their fatherly role.You Dont have to be with the mother of your kids to play your part.

I know of one or two old men begging their kids now for forgiveness because they were not there when the kids needed them.

DEAR MEN, STOP BEING A DEADBEAT!!!!
And to the ladies, be careful out there, Dont let some little money he spent on your open your leg and assume he is responsible.Also, trying to have good character helps build a good relationship with your man.

Your response is so personal.

A nerve was touched

smalls001:
What makes you think you're better than them. For all I know you may be some random dude in a in a face-me-I-face-you hiding behind some cheap Nokia torch fone with access to 300MB without a job.

People may have their reasons, never look down on them. It's not like you can afford one hook-up sef. SMH

Give it a week and the true story will surface.

The suicide angle is fake. That is a sympathy play.

There was more going on than she is letting on

To make is easy for you to understand.

Submission is what a woman does when she wants to go on leave in her office.

She picks a date and informs her boss.

The boss okays it or rejects it.

Sometimes he okays it and at the last minute rejects it because of an emergency.

In all of this, that woman submits to her boss.

She accepts that his will can prevail over her own.

But when she married she does not want to extend the same courtesy to her husband.

Is that not evil?

Note: The boss doesn't have to be right, yet the woman will submit to him.

Any woman who will not submit to you in relationship is automatically disqualified from becoming your wife.

Let her marry her boss who she willingly submits to

kkins25:
I've been thinking about this alot, and can't seem to understand what "submission" means.

What does it mean for a wife to submit to me? Also, can women provide what "to submit" means to them?

Is submitting to a man similar to submitting to God in the sense that man has the last and final say? Does this mean, the man's will should supersede that of the woman? Does submitting mean, taking care of? Please, explain it to me like I'm a dumb 5 year old.

Rantings of a Terrorist sympathizer.

Belonging to the religion that claims to be about peace but death follows it everywhere it goes

Andrelade:
Since the war started ,how many Hamas have you been able to kill or arrest apart from the children and woman and innocent people you have been killing .While not say, the war will not end untill you kill all the Palestinians and take their land .
Is it not a shame on you that even the few hostages you collected was negotated for ?You beg Hamas to release them .Despite all the destrution and killing, you and your brainless fighters have not been able to free one of the captured people on your own .This shows you are nothing but a failure . Israelite are waiting for your head .Mad man Netanyahu!!!!
Can you tell us while the Jews attacked and kill Isreal christian worshippers just yesterday in Tel Aviv?
Some foolish people here in my country think you all mad jew Isrealites give a damn about Jesus.The dont know the Jew call Jesus a thief and they are always proud of nailling him to the wood .
May the blessing and Mercy of God be with Jesus the Messiah where ever he is presently .Amen.
And may the mad people that call Jesus receive healing with no relapse
Amen

Talk of a terrorist.

Bliss52:
Mumu man

Naso Russia take dey fight war?! Did Putin kill women and children

This is a statement that reeks of ignorance

No trained therapist in the world would make such a callous statement.

People with low self esteem are rarely worth the trouble to marry whether male or female.

Nothing you do will ever satisfy them.

Because they are prisoners of their own negative imagination they will keep on conjuring up scenarios in their head that have NOTHING to do with reality.

They will keep saying and doing things that will eventually lead to the realisation of their expectations.

This is because your life moves in the direction of your dominant thought. If every day you are focused on thoughts of your partner cheating from Sunup to sundown, you will engage in behaviours that will create the very conditions that torment you.

That's what is termed a self fulfilling prophecy.

The woman needs the help of a therapist who has significant experience in dealing with low self esteem bases issues.

eazzzy1:
It is your duty to make your partner secure. If she doesn’t want you to go out, insist on her coming with you. When you receive calls from female clients put your phone on speaker and keep the call short and straight to business.

Give her access to your phone and the right to go through it whenever she wants. Let her be able to answer your calls if you aren’t willing or available to answer. She is suspecting you because you have given her a reason to and only you can give her a reason to trust you.

In my opinion, getting angry over a partner’s insecurity is usually proof of guilt. If you were innocent her insecurity will be cute to you.

A Tribalist spotted.

buhariguy:
idiotic pigs are trying hard to bring Nigeria and nairaland down,
they will not succeed

This is one of the tribalists.

Nothing can change them.

Overflowing with hate

Goodnewsforlife:
u igbos are d problem

Even when he did everything to satisfy u, he brought chinedu here live during election, he created a thread to support obi mumus, he made it clear here that he instructed his mods to ban all apc accounts

He even said it here that the accounts should b banned n that’s how my main account was banned till 2026

Imagine n still u igbos ain’t satisfied

We can see how you tempered down your support for Hamas and your attacks against Israel.

You are pretending to be more objective now.

Even though we know you are pretending- keep it up.

By the way.

Hamas must die.

By the time all this is over.

Palestinians in Gaza will sound the alarm once they see a Hamas fighter to prevent Part 2

God1000:
Russia-Ukraine war is ongoing

Israel-Hamas war is ongoing

There's hunger war in Nigeria as well.

I pray for a peaceful and prosperous 2024


But how come Hamas fighters are not dying, but instead we keep seeing dead and injured women and children everyday from airstrikes

Something isn't right, there are a lot of controversies about the captured persons Israeli military paraded some weeks ago, so I don't believe that story


Killing innocent civilians is a sign of weakness

The Urchnns will soon show up to tell us that Nigeria is the safest country in the world and attack those that are japaing.

What they will not mention is that their own visa applications were refused.

Wicked souls

Urchnns want 200m Nigerians to believe that they are living their best possible life.

Hahahaha.

They want you to believe that nowhere is better than Nigeria despite the fact that they want to travel out but were refused visa.

deji17:
Stories like this is common in the US. Some of us laugh when ignorant people that has never left the shore of Nigeria will be telling you about "saner climes".
It rains and pours everywhere.

Hahahaha.

Not sure whether you are trying to fool yourself or a few gullible ones.

WantsandMore:
Most people think money is a priority for women, for some yes, but majority of women wants empathic men with money been the icing on the cake. Stop playing

Your N50m was worth $30,000 before APC.

Today it's worth $10,000

By this time next year- it will be worth $5,000

I won't say more than that.

If you need more advice than this then you didn't make that money using your intelligence

Miracle112:
Hello Nlanders..
please I need advice on whether to relocate abroad or stay and invest in Nigeria .
I just graduated from the university and I’ll turn 28 in a few months time.
I come from a very poor family, I sponsored myself through the university as matter of fact I am the first graduate in the family.
I am here to seek advice from experts and enlightened nairalanders.
I have over 50m in real estate and I intend to sell 50% of my properties to raise funds for an online marketplace i intend to launch in Nigeria but I’m having a double mind as there’s no 100% guarantee that the business will succeed…
Since I just graduated from the university, should I rather use 25m to relocate abroad and further my studies or stay in Nigeria and invest the 25m ?
I don’t want to regret selling my properties to relocate abroad for studies.. I don’t even know if 25m would be enough to further my studies in any first world countries since I’ll have no support from family.

So my people, should I japa for studies with 25m or stay an invest in my fatherland?

For those wondering how I made over 50m as a fresh graduate. I didn’t make the money in 1 day or 1 month. I do land banking, crypto trading and farming.

I keep telling people.

None of the Men Who Built America belonged or could ever belong to the liberal left.

None of these men and women who espouse far left views represent the DNA of the USA.

The woke left people are the harvest of an environment and structure built by pragmatic men of timber who were firmly on the Right.

Imagine this buffoon saying he loved his job and would never disrespect his workplace.

Baggar doesn't see anything wrong with filming himself having sex in his office.

Lefty is trying to blame his sack on his homosexuality.

Cos those on the left NEVER take responsibility for their blunders.

Note, I'm not saying that all those on the right are the best but whenever you want to find common sense people, look towards the right as they have them in abundance.

You did well till you got to the last two sentences.

A luxury car is not tax exempt for an employee.

The footballers apply tax avoidance by incorporating themselves as a business and paying themselves as an individual
a reasonable salary which is the only part of their earnings that is heavily taxed.

The rest is bought under their corporation which pays corporate tax after most of their frivolous expenses have been written off.

pedel:
False information.
You pay 0% tax on the first £12,570. 20% basic rate tax on the part of your income which falls into the next tax bracket (£12,571 up to £50,270). This means you'll pay 20% tax on £37,700.
Anything you earn above £50,271 to £125,140, is taxed at 40%.
Your income over £125,140, is taxed at 45%.
That's why you see those footballers with fleets of expensive cars. That is where they put all their earnings to avoid paying big taxes.

This is one of them.

See how he mentioned Shell as if they are allowed to employ 100% foreigners but decided against it to employ Nigerians.

The Nigerians abroad carry many of the bad character traits that are found in abundance here.

The Nigerians who excel abroad have filtered out those nasty traits and embraced excellence

LikeAking:
Lies!

Yet Nigerians work in Shell, etc..

Same Nigerian work abroad too.

Go rest..

Your problem is impatience, you want instant perfection..


Na Nigerian mentality be your problem.

Armchair Supreme Court spokesman has spoken.

We should all listen to him because he is a constitutional lawyer and speaks for the Supreme court.

Jackass

BondRiv:
Those opposed to the reasons stated by the lawmakers for their defection should approach the court for judicial interpretation. In the absence of that, they are still members of the assembly unless the court says otherwise. INEC is not going to conduct any fresh election because there is no judicial pronouncement to the effect that the seats are vacant. They remain lawmakers.

Hahahaha.

It's today I finally realised this fellow has a mental problem.

From Finland to Atiku to Trump to Sim Fubara.

He forcefully joined disparate topics and attempted to make sense of nonsense.

What a psychotic post

FreeStuffsNG:
US don buy market for tiny Finland.

Naive Finland that has been forming Van Damme by keeping a wanted IPOB terrorist in their country. Smh.

Now Finland too have been jinxed by the unpatriotic elements, naysayers, cyberbullies, criminal defamers and bigots with their bad luck they gave GEJ, Donald Trump, Alhaji Atiku, Peter Obi ati be be lo. Everyone and every organisation they support will always end with bad luck.Smh.

I pity Sim Fubara.