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You are earning more than most of your advisers here.

Most of your advisers here have never crossed Murtala Mohammed airport.

Eagles don't ask for advice from chickens.

Go online and find out how much those who do what you are doing abroad are earning.

Find out what quality of life they are living.

In Nigeria, if you are shot, no hospital will treat you without a police report. Many who earned more than you have died in same conditions.

If you are bleeding out and losing strength at the clinic, you will curse yourself for not leaving to a well run country.

Just the other day we heard how Nigerian planes fly with half of their tanks filled with water. That's because those charged with inspecting such planes shirk their duties.

Another thing, you think you are at the top of your game because of $3k because the average Nigerian has a poverty mindset. If you go abroad you will be forced to up your game and develop yourself to be great.

UK, Finland, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia and Canada will give you a job from Nigeria.

The starting salary of a Nurse in New Zealand is 45k NZ Dollars.

A nurse.

And they employ from Nigeria

The poorly informed people responding to you haven't even heard of skilled workers visa. They kept droning on about how you will leave the good thing you have for the unknown. Lol.

You will be here and receive a job offer 3 times what you are earning before you even apply for a visa.

I don talk my own

hazinibones:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have this decision bothering me. I know it is a personal problem, but I believe everyone need some guidance at every point in life.

Straight to it, I have been considering Japa for over two years now and I think the opportunity might be here but I am having a cold feet.

I recently started working for a foreign company as a software engineer and the pay is decent when converted to Naira. Enough to live an averagely comfortable life. But my challenge now is that, I have been talking to some friends that are outside the country and they keep telling me how life is not easy there and cost of living is super expensive out there.

I currently earn $3000, which I plan to either save and travel or startup a business here in Nigeria. Please, Nairalanders with experience, is it worth japa to live an almost average life for almost the rest of your life or investing here in Nigeria and growing wealth?

The healthcare and quality education benefit is there as an advantage for japa though.

Thanks in advance for your responses!

God forgive me. I haven't laughed this hard in a week.

Title is hilarious and this Belarus President can destroy ribcages

My father's house is the biggest in Africa says the boy who has not left his village. Lollz

Nigerian women are not even in the Top 4 of most beautiful women in Africa.

Where do you place Somalia, Ethiopia, Rwanda, South Africa and Tanzania?

Eriokanmi:
You no fit go Benue oo, as you dey appreciate the woman's beauty like this. Tivs have beautiful women. Most of them don't go outside their state . Nigerian ladies are the most beautiful in Africa. Sadly, the encroachment of Western culture is making them behave strangely all in the name of feminism

So Ronaldo earns than $2 for each post?

talented321:
Do u know Ronaldo earn 1.87dollar in each instagram post.
I no pity hookup queens whenever they are trapped because those guys are useless criminalS and reckless, they don't take advice. So if u wan die die

Kindly tell us what you base your evaluation on?

Dspsalvate:
THIS MAN IS REALLY TRYING HIS BEST, IT'S ONLY THAT SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T HAVE PATIENCE....... MY OPINION OOOOO

BBC generated £5.7B in 2022

But this snakeoil salesman wants to generate $20B with broadcasting in Nigeria.

Anyway, screaming big figures likes this tends to draw attention

Leave the bigwigs of APC alone. You should be questioning the minions who are suffering and smiling.

They live to lick the bigwigs shit

Xscape1993:
APC and lies are just inseparable. When an old man that is on drugs tells lie in the morning and defends himself in the evening, then something is wrong somewhere. I rest my case on the evil party's issues for now.

If you are ready to humble yourself and do some healthcare training, you can be in New Zealand in less than 6months.

They pay about $30k NZD per year and their cost of living is nice.

2 yrs to Permanent Residency. NZ is bae in your case

But of you don't want that then you can get a business visa for like $5k NZ USD. That can lead to Permanent Residency also

Leandah:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please I need people with first hand experience to advice me on the best country that I can legally relocate to in the next 6 months with my son (Not UK pls). I was planning towards December 2024 initially but the situation of things in the country currently has made it become a thing of urgency, before the small savings I have is totally wiped off with forex and inflation rates.

I would really appreciate suggestions/recommendations.

Thank you.

Easy to identify an urrrchi.n

TemplarLandry:
Keep trying in futility to presurize the judges.

Although most of us know that you are not mentally sound.

You should not twist the Word of God to suit your depravity.

I know you don't read the Bible.

Leave it alone.

Even if you have a version written in your coven don't display the madness here.

'Eve went to work' ke

What a foolish thing to say

Candidlady:
Nothing bad in it...

Stay-at-home dad


In Nigeria today most men stay at home with the excuse that they are working remotely while it is their wives that actually do the 9-4pm jobs


Men are getting extremely lazy... Anyways they have always been like that...

Eve went in search of food for that lazy man called Adam.. dude was just at home in the garden waiting to be fed by his wife...

And they still blame the poor woman for enlightening MEN.. INGRATES

Likes of Samueltemi337 and miracrood2 lazy set of individuals who would rather beg and gamble their wives money away

Ireject beings like em for my sisters out there

Tinubu knew Peter Obi won.

Mahmoud knew Peter Obi won.

Everyone that went to the collation centres that night knew Obi won.

But you who have nothing tangible doing outside waiting for monthly stipend from HQ claims not to know he won

Lolllllz

Praktikals:
She learnt the act of fraud from Peter Obi; a man that came distant 3rd but claiming to be the winner.

The reason why we ALL know you have nothing going on outside Nairaland is the sheer volume of time you spend here. It's even worse when you add your numerous monikers.

Nobody who is actively engaged in life can afford to spend over an hour on Nairaland each and every day, weekly, monthly, year in, year out.

Definitely not.

Those things you claim to engage in, how much time do you give to them that you people will have the time to drop 15-20 posts all in one day, almost every day?

You are fooling yourself not Nairalanders

Acekidc4:
Good achievement, with this your level of education maybe i will consider you for employment in my Company. I will soon open a big branch in the UK. Why not go for your PhD on time so you can automatically qualify for immediate employment.

You People with Una small brain always believe that people like me, helinues or don't have major tangible things going on for us cos we choose to support People you don't Support. That's Fish brain. Many of us supporting APC might even be more well doing than you lots. Mtcheeeeew 🥱🥱

Whatever liquid passes through a pipe must have an effect on it first.

Clean Water has an effect and Acid has another.

We can see what passes through you and we already know the effect...sooner or later it will be obvious for all to see

MTNnews:
How much are you willing to bet on me feeding your wretch of a father n mother in this broke state for countless years.

So your cursed miserable soul can have problem with people insulting the bastard Pandora criminal Peter Obi but if it was Tinubu that was being insulted he go de sweet you.

May it not be well with you in this life or the next for the effrontery to make the below comment when you are obviously a biased bigoted foolish ipob.

So let us all dance and clap for Joy that an exchange rate that Buhari met at N160....

...has come down all the way to N742

We don't need anything again.

Let APC kontinuuuuuu

Mtschewww!

The truth of your statement has got nothing to do with the basic fact that a grown man should not be sucking his mother's breast any longer.

Deliver yourself from mental slavery as Bob Marley sang.

Go and research about how China turned from a broke nation to a world power in 40yrs.

It wasn't by bringing foreigners in but by empowering it's citizens to go out and learn how to do things

TUANKU:
People here complaining about China coming to take OUR(?) Lithium have no idea that China is the biggest player in Lithium both in terms of Lithium deposits and Battery development.
Calm down.

You are sounding deranged!

What has his desire to marry an Igbo woman got to do with your curse?

How is he supposed to know if he has a drop of igbo blood in him. So if his great great grandmother was an Igbo then he will be cursed.

You must be sick

MTNnews:
Since you claim you are seeking Igbo blood may it never be well with you, your born n unborn generation if you have the tiniest blood of Igbo in you at this moment but if not may your wish become a reality n may you succeed with your generation born n unborn to the extent many will pray for your kind of success.

Mumus are still trying to divert people's attention from the disastrous first 60days

alanto:
I need a book on how to satisfy igbo people can you help with that please?

Orubebe

Take it easy

Confirmedzombie:
I condemn this marriage, I condemn it, I condemn it.

The couples never followed due process. This an arrangee marriage and wont stand.

DSS must investigate this marriage. Even the lady is older than the boy.

This marriage will not stand.

Face Me I face you is not the world standard.

That you grew up there and watched all sort of aberrations does not imply that that was how EVERYONE in the world was behaving

jubrilELsudan:
INFIDELITY IS NOT ON THE RISE... IT'S BETTER NOW

GROWING UP IN THE 80'S.....I REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO HEAR STORIES OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN FACE ME I FACE YOU USED TO FVCK THEMSELVES LIKE IT'S A NATION COMPETITION

I REMEMBER HOW NEIGHBORS FIGHT UP AND DOWN BECAUSE A MARRIED MAN BELIEVES HIS NEIGHBOR IS FVCKING HIS WIFE

I REMEMBER HOW NEIGHBORS ARE FIGHTING AND THE MAN WILL TELL THE OTHER MAN THAT HE FVCKED HIS WIFE OR THE WOMAN WILL TELL THE OTHER WOMAN SHE FVCKED HER HUSBAND

I REMEMBER HOW A WOMAN GIVES BIRTH AND PEOPLE WILL BE TELLING THE MAN THAT THE CHILD RESEMBLES HIM

I REMEMBER HOW A MAN DISCOVERS THAT ALL HIS CHILDREN ARE FATHERED BY HIS NEIGHBORS

BACK IN THE DAY...THERE WAS NO GSM OR INTERNET....A MAN OR WOMAN CAN GO FVCK SOMEBODY AND PEOPLE WILL SEE THEM AND BY THE TIME PEOPLE SEE HIS PARTNER TO TELL THEM ....MONTHS COULD HAVE PASSED THEN IT BECOMES MERE GOSSIP

Illiterates have taken over the farm.

44% of US adult citizens do not have a passport.

In Nigeria the percentage is much higher.

But this illiterate is trying to tell us that a valid passport is what PROVES your citizenship.

Daft.

So the day my passport expires I cease to be a Nigerian till I renew it.

These are people who cannot pass a standard job test but they come here to disturb us with their empty brains

pquaver:
Exactly if obidients say otherwise they should present their proof. Afterall as Nigeria if my passport expires i wont be allowed into the country unless i have proof from Nigerian embassy, LGA or any relevant authorities..

Let obidients show us the proof..

A fake moniker that registered AFTER the election is talking.

Hahaha.

APC hoodlum. We see You

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Thank God am no more Obedient.

I still would have been swimming in the ocean of self deception and delusion.

Doesn't the App have a name?

Nigerians are generally so cowardly even on an anonymous forum

obembet:
My dear Nairalanders, kindly save me from this loan Marchant. I was deceived by Thier agent.

Please ignore my typing errors.

According to Otijah

I have been borrowing from this app for sometime now until I decided to stop due to the one week duration they do give and the high interest rate during this interval

After 2days an agent of them chatted me up and told me about the increment in my loan to 50k and and extended duration of 1 month, I told him if its not what he said then I will wait he said no problem. He even said I should carry him along while doing it.

I went to the app clicked on it and saw 55k to pay 66k and after I did it I received an alert of 38k in my account instead of the 55k and a one week duration at that to pay 66k.

I chatted that agent to tell him about the outcome but he ignored me, I called him up he refused to answer, I told him I want to refund the money because I don't need it, as I did tell him initially yet he was ignoring me.

After three days I contacted another agent of theirs and told him about the incident he later gave me an account number to refund the principal, which I did immediately

Fast forward to one week later these people started threatening the hell of my life that I must pay those interest, that is non of their business. One even openly told me that they are trained to Deceive their customers and tell them lies do at to attract them.

Even till today am still receiving threatening messages from them

please I need an appropriate place to channel this. thanks

A young girl began sleeping with her senator boss who is obviously married and began to treat her boyfriend badly because of the perks of the job and your response was to attack the young man and praise the girl and now you open your mouth and say you want your daughter to marry a responsible and successful husband.

What you actually mean is you want your daughter to marry a married senator and deliver some of the dividends of that relationship to you.

You see your daughter in OPs ex gf and that's why you praised her so.

Shame!

Lifestone:
I'm a Nigeria Man too and Married. Anytime my partner is into anything progressive, I get involved without even been invited, I offer advise, share significantly in the advancement and most of the time, they end up thanking and appreciating me for making it happen. But the fact is that I know I have to be part of that success otherwise another person will play my role and I will be left behind. Even if she's going to the wrong direction, I will usually championed her into seeing that the direction she's heading is headless.
The other part is that Men should consistently grow themselves. I am also praying for my daughter to succeed and marry a responsible and successful husband. You can't wish less

"People" that are browsing on top your money.

Just Imagine

What kind of silly entitlement mentality possessed you to make such a statement?

1Sharon:
I think it was an invasion of privacy to view people's browsing history.

So both you and the group of 25 people who liked your comment didn't READ the part where he said he blocked her.

No wonder your responses are usually off point.

You just skim and rush to comment

Kobojunkie:
○ Block access to inappropriate content on the network using your router. There is no sensible reason why you or your mom should be paying for her to visit porn sites. She can go make her own money to do that with her life.

In addition, ensure everyone is aware that there network use is tracked down to ID used to access a site, the number or minutes spent on what page/site etc., so she is alert to the fact that whatever unacceptable activities she engages in online can be reporter back to her parents if need arises.

○ Your mom has already spoken to her about it so no need for you to say much except encourage her to use her mind wisely. She can chose to be promiscuous without porn. That you can't do much about. Sending her back to her Dad because of that will just be your family abandoning her for no real reason.

Please which Network Tracker did you use?

Actually, you are mistaken.

There is nothing in these pictures that is fundamentally different from the manufacturing plants of Ford, BMW or Toyota.

They will have robots everywhere now but 20yrs ago all their plants looked like this with just a sprinkling of mechanised arms.

The 2004 cars peeps are driving today were produced in plants that looked like this.

With time Innosun will upgrade his plants to meet current global specs but for now, this is good enough.

Of course, nothing is good enough for haters.

They will never buy even if Elon Musk buys an IVM Loll.

So one shouldn't bother about trying to meet expectations of haters. That's a fools game

SangoOlukosoOba:
Stop disclosing too much! You are spoiling and tarnishing the image of the brand.

Look at the picture you posted? Do you think prospective buyers will see it and still be willing to purchase the brand?

And does the truth of your statement negate the possibility that the story is true

Almaigaa:
Who told you the confession was real? Don't you know that, most of those Pastors hire People to come make such baseless confession during church programmes?

7am tmrw type in NSPPD on YouTube and join along in the prayer.

Sooner or later, your case will be mentioned and your wife will conceive like others before her.

Hospitals have turned IVF into virtual betting.

Therefore, The house ALWAYS wins

This is hilarious.

Talk about seizing her power source. Lollz.

Those words make it clear what will happen if she messes up and yet it's not even a threat

thesilentman:
You are right.And this is the right time for you to display your masculinity over,if she responds by being submissive,keep her but if she turns out the opposite,let her go!
Everytime my wife tells me that some men out there made advances towards her thinking i'd feel jealous(pysche game wey be say na my discipline,)
[b]I Just tell her calmly,"do whatever you know will favour you and your children on the long run!"[/b]Works like magic.

You have just identified yourself as one of those he talked about.

Congratulations

Fuckingmallam45:
Well, there was a tribe that started it first. Believing that they have Monopoly of cyberbullying and harassment. It's typical of them to be sending messages that can be intimidating or threatening in nature. But they forget that there's another tribe that owns the Media 😂🙌, I come in peace 🙏