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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Nigeria Collapsing Under Buhari by VULCAN(m): 7:35pm On May 09, 2022
The biggest frauds are your paymasters who criticized the last government every single day.

You must partake of the degradation that Nigeria has become.

Rule of Law that Yaradua introduced and stood for has been completely dismantled by Buhari

Whatever gain you derive from supporting this evil will be wiped away soonest.

TheNiceGuy:
All he does is to criticize, criticize and criticize!

He has never for once tell how he'll profer solutions to all the said problem. Nah talk we wan chop.
Well packaged fraud from Alaigbo undecided

No Ipob piglet mentions Will Be responded to

That's why he's a well packaged fraud
CrimeRe: Tambuwal To Emefiele: You’re Free To Run, But Leave Our Central Bank Alone by VULCAN(m): 10:36am On May 08, 2022
Actually you are the one who is daft!

The governor made no reference to where Emefiele made money to contest for President- it's you who are running when no one is is chasing you and trying to answer a question nobody asked you.

No where in the world does a civil servant contest for Presidency while still in office.

That was what Tambuwal is harping on.

But you couldn't comprehend it.

Just like Emefiele has been unable to comprehend what to do to stop the destruction of the value of the Naira under his watch.


Unzerious:
Why are our Governor's Daft? This man isn't a Pauper. He made a lot of Money from his years of Banking. He was a GMD of Zenith Bank.
This Politicians should grow up and stop Chasing Clout.

#Meffy2023
RomanceRe: How Can African American Female Find And Marry An African Man? by VULCAN(m): 10:25am On May 08, 2022
You are ready to marry someone you haven't even seen her picture?

Yet you claim you have a good job and are not a liability.

Lollz. Bro. It's only yourself you are fooling.



kenodrill:
I'm ready if you are also ready.please don't get me wrong,I have a good paying job so don't think I'm a liability.
PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh: PDP Must Present A Strong Candidate Who Can Rebuild Nigeria by VULCAN(m): 10:07pm On May 07, 2022
And who builds the strong institutions- weak men abi?

Stop regurgitating what you heard somewhere and think for yourself please.

Only strong men can build strong institutions

Godismighty:
Nigeria does not need a strong candidate to rebuild her but strong institutions.
With strong institutions even a weakling will perform optimally.
PoliticsRe: Ibikunle Amosun Picks APC Presidential Nomination Form (Pictures) by VULCAN(m): 1:05am On May 07, 2022
You observe with the carnal eye so you conclude with the carnal eye.

When your parents were not around and you did something wrong and got into trouble as a child- was that evidence that your parents did not exist??

If you can meditate on the above, there is a lot there.

I will leave it at that.

SultanOfPuna:
At this point in my life I have concluded
That God does not give a damn about us

I believe God exist
But I strongly believe He does not get involved with the affairs of humans.

I believe if humans want to kill themselves, God will just sit back and grab popcorn and watch.

Because if God were to be putting hand in the affairs of man.
By now, all the poor church goers should be rich by now
But that is the reverse,
The evil rich people control the world.

That's why I don't carry religion
Because if prayers really worked,
Ukraine would have use prayers to save themselves from Putin.
Corrupt Rich politicians would have died

Nigeria is a clear example of how useless religion and prayer is. All na SCAM
Foreign AffairsRe: Jean-Pierre: First Black Woman & LGBTQ Person Appointed White House Press Sec by VULCAN(m): 10:24pm On May 05, 2022
This is the Democrats response to a failing economy-

Keep their base happy by appointments based on representation.

Like Nero, they fiddle while America burns

They chose her because she appeals to Blacks and she also appeals to gays. The two groups that Democrats always pander to.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Gifts $300 Each To Over 400 APC Delegates In Adamawa, Taraba - SR by VULCAN(m): 7:27pm On May 05, 2022
Did you need this report before you knew.

You sef.

The man shared billions of Trader Mini without any accountability.


foryourminding:
So Osunbande too is a thief?
Foreign AffairsRe: An Abomination’: Pelosi Leads Outcry On Supreme Court Draft Abortion Ruling by VULCAN(m): 3:55pm On May 04, 2022
No such thing in the Bible as a liberal Christian.

That's a creation of people that want to eat their cake and have it.

It's either you are led by the Holy Ghost or you are not.

God spits out lukewarm people who are neither here nor there

God1000:
Yeah, I'm proudly a liberal Christian, unlike you cheesy
FamilyRe: Side Chick Vs Second Wife, Which Hurts Women More? by VULCAN(m): 11:18am On May 04, 2022
Actually she answered it but you can't decode it.

Many others can

cloud:
you still haven't answered the question
PhonesRe: Elon Musk: Commercial, Government Users To Pay For Twitter by VULCAN(m): 8:58am On May 04, 2022
He is a dollar billionaire and failed entrepreneurship classes whereas you that passed yours are a Naira thousandnaire

Mko123:
Commercialize everything and see the way Africans will drop the shit of as if it's leprosy.


I'm pretty sure that this billionaire failed his entrepreneurship
courses
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Pictured With Clergymen by VULCAN(m): 8:25am On May 04, 2022
A man that never defended Christianity or Christians once in 7yrs while his boss worked day and night to Islamise Nigeria through supporting extremists, nepotism, herdsmen etc.

Now he is coming to take pics with clergymen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pope Francis Says NATO Started The War In Ukraine By "Barking At Putin's Door" by VULCAN(m): 8:16am On May 04, 2022
I'm not even a Catholic yet I know your post is a foolish one.

I guess your age at around 21.

The Pope has hundreds of millions of followers around the world but you compare him to someone like the unknown girl that wanted to trend so she did the video claiming she was the one who slept with a dog.

You are definitely not a smart one
NwaNimo1:
Why is pope desperate to trend?

[img]https:///media/3-30-2022/GDyBpU.gif[/img]

The matter no concern the vatican.......dem wan loot from the dead bodies again?
NYSCRe: Husband Of Murdered Corper Stephanie Se-ember Terungwa Arrested By Police by VULCAN(m): 10:47pm On May 03, 2022
This is not science fiction.

Nothing less than 300million calls a day of various lengths in Nigeria.

No service provider records and stores old calls. The sheer volume of data will be prohibitive to pay for.

Even if they could, privacy laws will not permit such.

All they store is who you called and who called you


2special:
For the Police to arrest the husband, the Police must have tracked and listened to the phone conversation with the help of the service provider.
Foreign AffairsRe: Supreme Court Has Voted To Overturn Abortion Rights In The US by VULCAN(m): 5:54pm On May 03, 2022
You sound daft.

How do you abort a disabled child?



udoji2021:
Religious trash as usual!

abortion of unwanted babies and chronic disabled children should be encouraged
FamilyRe: About To Break Up With My Girlfriend Because Of Risk Of Travelling In Nigeria by VULCAN(m): 3:08pm On May 03, 2022
You sound like someone who is incapable of solving the most obvious problems that face him.

So sad.

Even before I finished reading your write up the obvious solution to your predicament flashed.

So I'm shocked that you can't do same and want to dump an apparently good girl for such a flimsy reason.

When it's time to go see her parents you organise military boys to escort you.

At least 6 heavily armed boys in a Hilux.

You drive behind them and if there's any trouble you turn back when you hear gunfire.

Problem solved.

Good Girls are rare.

Although I'm assuming you can identify one and are not being fooled.

The chances that you can appear slim though but If she's a good one you don't let her go because it's easier to find a pin in a haystack.


oldienavie:
So I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 months and she is perfect, actually she is a virgin, well behaved and very respectful. The relationship is going very fine but I am starting to really think deeply and I may just break up.
Why ? I have lived abroad for a while and do have a very serious phobia for travelling on Nigerian roads, her parents are a journey of 4 hours from where I am and I understand the area is rife with kidnapping and robbery of all sorts.

I find myself obsessing over having to make that trip to her parents place and also have my family embark on that journey and I always shudder at the thought of it.

I am seriously considering breaking up with her and looking for a lady whoose parents are here in the same city I reside, cos one of the things that gives me serious head ache is travelling on Nigerian roads.

Since I got back to Nigeria I have not travelled outside of the city that I am and it is because of how serious that phobia is.

But how do I tell her I am breaking up with her for this reason, it sounds very trivial but its a serious issue for me.
TravelRe: Rwanda's Capital Kigali Is The Cleanest City In Africa by VULCAN(m): 12:40pm On May 03, 2022
Shameless Liar.

What do you gain out of claiming you are what you are not?

Rwanda was a German colony.

So where did the girls on the street learn French from?

It's like someone claiming he toasted Nigerians girls in German language.

Few Rwandan girls can even speak English and of those that do, it's mainly broken english. They all speak their native tongue except those of the upper class who are also fluent in English

So where did the girls you claim you toasted learn French from?

Faber:
042 dey clean pass this Kigali, Kigali get better ghetto, I visited in 2019 October and took some snapshots...

If I get 10 mentions I post the pics here.

Things dey cost, babes dey cheap ...

Me: " Mon bebe excusiez moi"
Kigali babe: "bien"
Me: " Tu es belle"
Kigali babe: smiles
Me: " Tu t' Apelles comment?"
Kigali babe"says her name eg: Aurore, atfa didine bla bla"

Omoh convo go from there enter... you know as e dey be na
TravelRe: Rwanda's Capital Kigali Is The Cleanest City In Africa by VULCAN(m): 12:32pm On May 03, 2022
And So?

Is there a prize for being a democracy?

Does that grant automatic affordable healthcare, safety and security, basic education and human rights?



blackpanda:
Rwanda is not a democracy
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Visits Obasanjo In Abeokuta by VULCAN(m): 6:13am On May 03, 2022
Out of the over one million Nigerians on Nairaland...


You are by far the most delusional.

A woman who obtained a fake NYSC discharge certificate despite the fact that she was unqualified for one is who you are praising.

A woman who oversaw the drop in Naira value from N180 to a dollar to N350 to a dollar- the greatest loss of value in the shortest possible time.

NOI remains the greatest Finance Minister we have ever had for a plethora of reasons. A major one being she worked to wipe away Nigeria's $40 billion debt.

NOI's greatness can be confirmed in what she is today while Kemi's ordinariness can be confirmed in what she is doing today.

Anyway, no surprises about your support for Kemi as you are an APC urchin. Paid a monthly stipend to tell lies which you guys started in 2014 and you still continue today.

seunmsg:
Nigeria’s best finance minister since 1999. Too bad she was hounded out of office. I hope the next administration will find a role for this brilliant woman. She should be in government helping the country and not taking pictures around cool

OBJ looking dope by the way. This baba go still dey fire at 85 o grin
RomanceRe: 2 Lovers Found Dead Naked In An SUV In Lagos by VULCAN(m): 10:40pm On May 02, 2022
You did a good job of explaining the carbon monoxide car poisoning but it's pretty obvious that isn't likely what happened here.

That's because the only way for such to happen out in the open in "some" cars is for you to block the exhaust and even then it's a low possibility.

It's much more likely that their death was caused by something else.

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: My Ex-Boyfriend Raped Me Daily, Locked Me Up by VULCAN(m): 10:31pm On May 02, 2022
Waiting for the day this OP will drop an intellectually stimulating thread.

Bah, no need to get my hopes up. Lol
CareerRe: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by VULCAN(m): 10:29pm On May 02, 2022
She has already worked at 3 different stations at her age.

Shall we tell her why those other places sacked her also
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Ignored Me At A Party She Invited Me To! I Am Confused by VULCAN(m): 10:27am On May 02, 2022
When a person is so proud of his ignorance
Sheddy5:
i thought redpillers don't have girlfriends??
Christianity EtcRe: How God Saved Me From The Hands Of Bandits On My Way To Abuja by VULCAN(m): 12:05pm On May 01, 2022
That your logic is so obviously flawed is not the problem.

The problem is like most atheists you are so smug in your feeling brilliant with yourself as you superficially judge those who believe in God yet you are blind to the obviously apparent weakness in your own conclusions.

I will continue after I have had a meal

hopefulLandlord:
but whenever something bad happens blame the devil or say god works in mysterious ways

When all good things are credited to God, and all evil is thrown at the feet of mankind/devil, it makes thinking people conclude that theists have only invented a God as a sort of repository for holding all positive beliefs, such as hope for the future, surviving our mortality by means of an afterlife, etc.

If God gets all the credit, he also gets all the blame. And trying to have it both ways is just further evidence to me that God is an invention of man rather than the inverse.
CrimeRe: MNJTF Troops Neutralize 22 ISWAP Terrorists, Recover Arms In Lake Chad by VULCAN(m): 11:43am On May 01, 2022
Audio Report
PoliticsRe: Debts: Borrowing Will Land Nigeria Into State Of Bankruptcy – Pastor Adeboye by VULCAN(m): 11:05am On May 01, 2022
This should have been said 5yrs ago.

Now Buhari has borrowed more in 7 yrs than Nigeria borrowed since Independence in 1960.

A man who borrowed to pay for form is the one who gullible people thought would work an economic miracle.

Mtscheww
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Set ‘to Declare All-out War On Ukraine In Days' by VULCAN(m): 5:50pm On Apr 30, 2022
But Ukraine should expect less deaths abi?

When kids open their mouth adults can always tell.

Ukraine cannot recover from this "invasion" in 10yrs, so how long will it take to recover from a war?

VictorUSA:
Is Putin kidding? What is he saying? Even an all out war won't be different.He should expect the fiercest resistance and more weapons supplied to Ukraine by the west.If he thinks that he can declare an all out war,then he should expect more deaths of his army.
PoliticsRe: Ozekhome: Goodluck Jonathan Is Eminently & Constitutionally Qualified To Run by VULCAN(m): 11:56am On Apr 30, 2022
What I find fascinating is that this is a discussion on law. Yet you are not a lawyer.

You have condemned a SAN's contribution without mentioning a single line in the constitution to back up anything you are saying.

Nairaland should fine you for sheer stupidity.



Mickykarim:
What an absurd hogwash dip in baldadash.

THIS EMPTY RENDITION OF A BOASTFUL SLEEVE IS AWFULLY AS BAD AS A CARACAS OF A DEAD PIG.

Let's take a look at an illogical proposition. The case Ozekhome cited was delivered before Dr. Joe Nothing contested the position of the presidency of Nigeria in 2015, where the court averred that he had only sworn to a single oath of office of president to succeed his boss after he died. And, when he won the election for same position thereafter makes it a second oath for same office for another four years + the previous number of years to fill the remaining tenure of president Yar'dua makes it a second oath and more than four years in office of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria.

HAVING SWORN TO OATHS TWICE TO SAME OFFICE FOR A CUMULATIVE PERIOD OF OVER AND MORE THAN FOUR YEARS AS PRESIDENT. ANY MORE PARTICIPATION IN AN EXERCISE FOR THE PRESIDENCY AND WINNING WOULD TAKE HIS TENURE BEYOND AND ABOVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL REQUIREMENT OF TWO TERMS OF EIGHT YEARS FOR A NIGERIAN.

Making pushing shoving and propping a proven INCOMPETENT DOCILE useless and INEFFECTIVE Jonathan for another shot at our collective I'll being would amount to UNDUE UNDESERVING privilege to further MESS UP our lives. Especially, with no record to show for it. The lapdog opportunists who want him back are up to something not in both our individual and collective interests.

Joe Nothing should keep off and get lost.
FamilyRe: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by VULCAN(m): 11:41am On Apr 30, 2022
@OP StilmaVsBorn2w

I gleaned so much from reading your post and your replies. They are as follows:

1. You were not in love with the lady. That's clear by the absence of any pain for your loss in your write up. Rather you blame the girls tribe for their tradition that existed before your grandfather was born.

2. You do not have a deep bond with your son. That's why you are so ready to give him up so that you can move on as someone else will take up your responsibility.

3. Your only reason for resisting their demand is because you are already in debt. Nothing more. If you were rich you would have done transfer by now if you don't want to go for her burial

4. You are rather proud of your stubbornness even though it hasn't yielded good dividends in your life.

5. You are comfortable shirking responsibilities although you tried by fighting to keep her alive.

6. You have an aversion for wise counsel. There is no way the woman did not mention this tradition to you even though you are pretending now that it's sounding strange to you.

So let me share my advice:

Finally paying the Bride Price for a dead woman who has a child for you and "marrying a corpse" are the same thing but one sounds revolting while the other just sounds strange. You have overblown things by continually referring to the latter meanwhile it is just another way of saying you should pay your old debt that you have been running away from.

Let me share an analogy to explain your present predicament.

In countries where Tax is a way of life, there is a repercussion if you spend that money that should have been paid to the govt.

You might get away with it for a year or two but eventually the law will catch up with you and you will be asked to pay your "arrears".

You earned the money and spent it all now the govt comes for you.

They will demand you pay the arrears at once.

Something that you could have done conveniently before they raised their head in your direction, you will now do by force or go to jail.

The girls family is asking that you do immediately what you should have done much earlier at your own convenience.

You have eaten a big meal. Now it's time to pay up.

Since you are already in debt you better just go a bit deeper and fulfil your obligations.

The alternative means many things.

1. You dishonour your woman's memory.

2. You initiate spiritual battles that you cannot say for sure that you will win in the end. If you lose then they will come and take your boy as next of kin.

Let me stop here
FamilyRe: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by VULCAN(m): 10:34am On Apr 30, 2022
The same thought I had when I read his piece.

The fellow sounds depraved.


StilmaVsBorn2w:
You here for the tribe only?
Or to give me reasonable advise?
CelebritiesRe: “Our Women Ought To Start Marrying Second Husbands” – Daddy Freeze by VULCAN(m): 10:31am On Apr 30, 2022
Equality in the eyes of God refers to treatment not to responsibilities.

God will not treat a woman less than a man but he has clearly delineated the roles of each sex and they are not the same.

There are hundreds of thousands of men who are taking care of 3 wives and their children.

There is NO WOMAN who can replicate same.

If you have any issues accepting what I have typed above you can send a memo to the Throne room of Heaven.

That you even share a mindset with Daddy Freeze should be of concern to your family members since it isn't to you!
FutureIsFemale:
Anyone with a contrary opinion needs his or her brain examined.

Modified:
Why would you want a man to marry more than one wife but would not want a woman to do same?

The bible says that we (Male and Female) are equal before God.

If we are equal before God, who are you that we shouldn't be equal before?
PoliticsRe: SIM-NIN Linkage Now Frustrating Terrorists In North East – NCC by VULCAN(m): 7:45pm On Apr 29, 2022
And the baggar found this out when the terrorists called him to lay complaints.
PoliticsRe: PDP Disqualifies Two Presidential Aspirants, ₦40 Million Form Fee Forfeited Each by VULCAN(m): 7:43pm On Apr 29, 2022
Hahahaha.
Clown grin grin

RenaissanceGuy:
After purchasing a ₦40M form when you should have collected from another person and photocopy it.

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