₦airaland Forum

Workch:
Your are the ignorant person here, you read jargons on internet and dish them out like shit from your anus.

The first documented influenza Virus epidemic was 6000BC, it wasn’t until 1918 that it evolved into a very virulent strain that killed 70million people probably because of idiots like you who don’t understand basic epidemiology and virology but always come on the internet to spew shit and never take vaccines. Something a proper vaccine could have slowly stop its evolution since 6000bc

You are lucky I am not the president of Nigeria, I will force every dick and Harry to take it because I know my people are largely scientifically illiterates.

hahaha look at this fool hyperventilating over rubbish.
The problem with fools like you is that you cowardly went to pump yourself full with experimental fluid, nobody forced you. After pumping your body you feel defrauded because you see other people healthy and happy even without the vaccine. Inferiority complex sets in and you start wishing they either fall sick, die or lose their job. HIV is ravaging Africa, how many people have forced to wear a condom?
Malaria slaughter millions every month how many people have you forced to use a net?
Cowardly Sheep who swallow all the garbage he's fed feeling like a clown with a crown here.
No president can force people to take vaccine. Especially here in Nigeria where people aren't afraid of the sickness since it didn't affect people here enough to induce fear

Workch:
Because you are ignorant and scientifically illiterate doesn’t mean the virus is not out there.

Maybe you can leave your slum and go out to hospitals and test centers to do proper research. You can’t get all the information on your free data package

cover your face with triple mask and pump your skin full with vaccines and ignore people who don't care about your virus. Why are you still scared?
What's your business if get the virus?

Workch:
Cos we need a lot of people to take it so herd immunity can be attained, the efforts will be fruitless if people don’t get to take the vaccine and it may evolve into a deadlier strain.

Educate yourself on how herd immunity works and please don’t reply me unless you understand how her immunity works

oga shut the fucck up. You are just fooling yourself all over the thread claiming moral high ground whereas you are just a sheep. Take your vaccine and scurry back to your hiding with your double mask like the coward you are and let people live their lives.
Real sickness like polio and measles, you don't even have to tell people to get the vaccine, they already see what those diseases can do so they're even ready to pay to the vaccines. It's clear people don't give a fucck about a virus with 99% survival rate.
Deadlier strains are evolving in countries with higher vaccination numbers. Strains are more likely to evolve due to resistance from half baked vaccines

Workch:
I am an expert in this field and you just posted one of the Flying conspiracies.
Vaccines work and this is nonsense.

if it works why do you give a fucck whether I die from it or not since you're protected?

GetMeRight:
What right is that? The right to contract covid-19 and infect others? Laughing

you who is scared of covid should take your vaccine let it protect you. The ones who aren't afraid of it can get infected and die, what's your business? Your vaccine is meant to protect you from the sickness right? Why do you care if I die from it when I don't?

Ajiswaggs:
By January next year, I'm very sure they will still release IPhone 14 for 1millionaire. They know we Africans are mumu when it comes to material things.

oga rest. IPhone 14 will be out in October of next year and they're not releasing it because of Nigerians. Nigeria is not even part of Apple markets. They don't even have a single physical store here. Majority of Nigerian iPhone users buy only used ones of 2 to 3 years old

JimmyDarmody:
A young female doctor friend of mine in the UK once told me :
(Not her exact words)

"I think you're a very smart person and it's because of the environment you were raised in. You needed to adapt in order to survive and the more harder it was to survive, the smarter you became."

She considers me way more smarter than herself but she's way more intelligent.

Our social engineering skills are actually the best in the world. I made research.

what's " more smarter" and "more harder"?

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Oga shut the hell up!!! What do you know about a family...? So because he's out of a job his wife and the innocent children should starve abi...? Nonsense. Instead you telling him to get his lazy ass up to scrap around and hustle like a man, you're encouraging him to fold his hands here on Nairaland by looking for sympathy from people of his calibre . Nonsense. Later you'll say you're a man . Tueh !!!

is the woman handicap? If the OP were in Benin, he would find a lot of women who have good business to date and they will even cater for him until he gets back on his feet. Una never serious. A woman who has already expired after 13 years of marriage with wrinkled thighs and squeezed stomach is trying to form slay Queen and you're here talking rubbish. I blame the foolish man contemplating begging her

Why is this clown obsessed with vaccine? Other sickness that require vaccines such as malaria, polio, measles etc you don't even have to tell people to take the vaccine before they do. It's obvious nobody is scared of your covid which has 99% survival rate

Make una rest

What kind of half story is this?

FakeUnity:
If we were holding Southern meetings in 2015, would you yorubas attend?


You yorubas officially left the south in 2015, remain where you are and stand well well over there, make thunder no dey confused.

who is this mumu? I'm Esan from Edo state. What's my business with Yoruba

Mangekyo:
With the way our leaders are behaving recently, it seems they're also tired of the injustice being melted on us by the abōkis in this shit hole of a country. Normally their loots should be enough to make them overlook but now it isn't the case. I have this feeling we're gonna see some unexpected things if power doesn't return to South in 2023. For now let's continue giving it hot to the fulani terrorists.

God bless Southern Nigeria
God bless Gov Wike
God bless Sanwo olu.
God bless all southerners out there.

oga loot is no longer enough. Most of those governors can't travel from their state capital to their home town without getting sprayed with ak-47 or kidnapped on the road.

Mynd44:
Wike and Umahi will sit beside one another

he won't even come. I don't know what's wrong with those Eastern governors. The other meeting southern governors held the other day they didn't even bother to come sef

You look good. You just need a good camera phone

Southerners should also start slaughtering cows

How many times do we have to see Ckn news in a less than half a page article ?

LadySarah:
Must be a useless school wherever it is located.
So the boys can't learn to bake or cook or sew and the girls play consoles, cycling etc?
Must be run by an ancient chauvinist who believes the kitchen is the sole destination of females.

of what use is a woman who cannot cook? Even if a lady is earning 500k a week she will still waste it on hair, jewelries and maybe her younger siblings if she is a little bit good and fleece her husband of his own salary. The only thing a husband will gain from a wife is coming home to at least meet good food and clean house

Mercychen:
You fit??
Ta!

I'm actually running 3 girlfriends at the same time right now and they all know each other with one living with me.

Mercychen:
That's just an excuse to frolick around. He's married therefore she should respect that fact and Tuface should, too.

there's nothing like one man one wife crap here in Africa. I even blame him sef. If it were me, I would have already married all the baby mamas by now

mariahAngel:
Dude! It ain’t about you!
Not everything has to be about y’all, so get over yourself and let people be how they want to be!

actually it's. We all do things because of others although it's difficult to admit. nobody will buy a 400k Cubans chain if he lives alone in a big village where no one else will see and admire it. You won't fix your 100k weavon if you know nobody will see it. You won't wear the bum shorts and probably make videos and post on Instagram if no one is going to see it and admire your ynash and laps

lkillbrokehoes:
This your Photoshop skill is very wack, try again

anytime you type disappointed on Nairaland it appears there as a mention. None of those people is talking to him

BetExpert:
Payment in crypto? When them scam you finish, your eyes go clear. Your mumu na follow come. Na crypto you take buy am? Nansense and foolishness!

the two are the same person

I actually don't care if dead Ikonso, mc Oluomu, Tinubu or Kanu is the candidate. As long as he's not a northerner he automatically has my vote.

Tajbol4splend:
A leader who has done well and shown love to his country people wouldn't be paranoid to the extent of carrying all that shiit, he's too old to be a president, he's just stealing money for Zahra and the jobless Yusuf to run their marriage

how many US presidents have been assassinated?
It doesn't matter how good you are as a president more than half of the population will constantly want you dead

Oga stop wailing about a war. You don't expect the enemies you're shooting to give you food so you can have enough strength to fight them. It's like your people didn't know what war meant when they decided to start it

SultanOfAbia:
No Wonder Taliban Hate Women

Some help me write "Fear Women" in arabic

I will pay for 1 week vacation for you and all Nairaland Feminist
To a 5 star Taliban Hotel in Afghanistan.

Best place for a Feminist

na only talibans Sabi give these vulva people people hot hot the way them take need am. All those fools in the West have successfully turned this world upside down for men

elantraceey:
My mum is Esan, that's a myth.

did your mum sleep with another man to confirm? Because this has played out in my eyes including one of my uncle and the another house close to my family house. They had to do rituals including parading the woman round the community half naked

Onyi22:
This man na woman wrapper, real men don't talk too much

what does a vagina carrier know about real men?

seunfly:
My present phone Realme x2 pro has screen problem and I need a new phone ASAP pending the time d screen will arrive for fixing.

Pls I want people's to suggest the best phone that falls within a budget of 250k for me.
This are my considerations.
1) Camera quality. I like phones with very good picture quality.
2) Hardware. Hardware is very important to me especially processor, I deal with graphics and I do many heavy graphics intense work on my phone. Presently my wife phone is giving headache because it bearly keeps up with the little graphics I'm using her phone to do but my realme x2 pro handles those things with ease.
3) battery capacity, It is very important because I makes call alot and I also use graphics intense apps like I stated earlier.

Phone guru, kindly suggest any phone that meets my specs at this price range.

add money and collect my iPhone 11 pro. I want to buy 12 Pro

Untainted007:
Nigeria educational structure has collapsed years back.

there's nothing wrong with that question. It's literature. It's normal to compare real life events with arts.
Framing a question like this automatically neutralise any form of expo the students might have copied and hidden in their laps as the name Obi Cubana automatically throws them off balance