₦airaland Forum

otemanuduno:
I was inspired to write this when I saw an Ambulance whirring piteously on the 3rd Mainland bridge as it tries to manoeuvre its way all the way from somewhere to a GBAGADA Hospital. I was moved to tears.

Now this is my advice to our billionaire pastors. Let them construct hospitals in every corner of the states and let the hospitals have heliports where helicopters can land(instead of building churches up and down)

Let them provide helicopters in case of emergency(instead of buying PRIVATE JETS which profits no one except themselves). Helicopters instead of AMBULANCE buses will save more perishing souls than Private Jets. Hospitals instead of Churches will even save much more.

MY PIECE OF CAKE!

Building hospitals is antithetical to the God business. God provides garri and gold in the afterlife. He also provides womanliness. So there's really no incentive for the God followers to go to a hospital, unless they are cowards.

Poorly written article from an aspiring freshman journalist. #Idontbelieveit

Well to his credit, he's always looked the SAME. Seen him play with Marseilles or something and he looked like he looks now. That was about 10yrs ago.

igwegeorgiano:
how i wish some blurred minds on this plaform will have this mindset. its an exercise in futility. the said loan will be domiciled in china and some block heads are saying good for naija. time shall tell. i rest ma case

In addition to that, dey go carry their own workers come and pay their Nigerian handlers to hire diggers who will then be paid dirt cheap.

Jesusloveyou:
to go jail for his money, clap for urself, becos he stole ur fathers money

It's called tax evasion and many countries have federal laws against it. It is a crime, maybe even felonious.

Stealing is a crime in the Bible too, but TB doesn't care about the Bible. He only uses it to sell hope in return for cash money to deposit in his hidden offshore account.

Bad atheist, that TB. Joshua. Let's keep him in the church and out of politics or law enforcement.

otem4eartum:
I have never seen prophecies with date, time and month before.

So you copied what others did before you?

lordnicklaus:
I do not remember calling atheists and agnostics. Any atheist that replies, I would report.

I like your signature, but not your god. I don't see how you like them both.

Apologies, I won't disturb your faith meeting.

Jesus came in person and told you to pray? Pray to who?

hopeforcharles:
Get this fact right, The Bib the doesn't have mistakes had it been it had the people that edited it, sealed and packaged would have amended it, but everything was left that way so that the authenticity of the bible is no affected,

Dead Sea Scrolls Remember them? They're not even in the Bible because humans discovered them recently. Like last week. Hahaha. People are carrying bibles to church on Sunday, totally oblivious of the fact that many of the pages are missing.

And then we find out that the god is a talking one, which to me defeats the purpose of going thru all of this shi.t in the first place. Why leave a book if you can talk in my head or stomach?

lawani:
A simple law saying 'No man must be found going about saying he is something other people can not become. That is a megalomaniac, a mentally deranged man or a demon possessed person.

Unless the person is accompanied by global demonstrations of Dumbledore kyn capabilities. In fact, Dumbledore+Green Lantern+Superman. Kingebukasblog is immediately disqualified. He's only here to consume the bandwidth, even though the individual left him a copy of his diary.

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My technique is don’t believe anything. If you believe in something, you are automatically precluded from believing its opposite

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Terence Mckenna, RIP

Lilbrown007:
SO WE GET SPIRIT EARS HMMM

Yes dude. Some Nigerians are fortunate enough to possess spirit ears.

Avoidhellfire:
2 Peter 3:8- But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2016 years is a lot to man but it is just like 2016 days to God.

Going by your formula, 2016 yrs should be more like 2 days, not 7 yrs.

olaleye1355:
Who are they

If they can convince me that Jesus was drunk when he said it. Then I will listen to them

You're reading the scriptures with your common sense. Try using your spirit ear to understand the meaning of the words.

Muafrika2:
Evolutionists believe that only Africans evolved from monkeys. The non Africans apparently evolved from other humans.

Source? BTW, monkeys have a pale integument in general.

Tb Joshua is a charlatan and noise maker. But he's a shrewd businessman, even if he has no conscience.

Expect no answer from your fellow Christians. Or expect elitism, they will claim to have sharper and more refined spiritual ears and eyes than you.

So now you have two problems:

1. Nobody answered your question from the OP
2. Your spirit senses need to be upgraded

99.9% of Nigerian pastors are atheists in disguise.

asalimpo:
But you need to know about how the law works to QUESTION the judgement and wisdom of the JUDGE/JURY.
So let the op state his depth of knowledge of God's healing system/power and how it operates in the human realm first.

Dr. Holy Spirit, asking the judge a question is different from questioning his judgment. Now answer the question in the OP, and stop seeking refuge in this your spiritual pseudo elitism. The cat is already out of the bag.

Kanye is not as dumb as he acts. His mother told him all about white Jesus before her untimely passing. He's just been depressed since her death.

truthman2012:
Allahh is not the true God. He is Satan who disguised as God. Before Muhammad, his fathers worshipped allahh as an idol. This is why Mutaleb, an idol worshiper named Muhammad's father Abdullai (meaning servant of allahh). It shows that in Muhammad's family allahh had been worshipped as an idol before his birth. So Muhammad was only used to elevate the god of his family to the status of the true God.

The Jews and Christians had been worshiping the true God before Muhammad's islam and allahh declared in quran 109:1-6 that he is not the same God known in Israel before islam. But it is the God of Israel we know to be true God, where came allahh?

The words of allahh are not the same as the words of Yahweh, thereby making allahh a foreign god. Everyone has the right to choose his God, but we are saying what we are saying to educate those in islam ignorantly. But those who are deliberately worshiping allahh after clear proofs that he is false are on their own.

You cannot understand the ways of Allah. He has given you freewill to choose between good and evil and you choose evil. May he forgive you and your fake god. Pray to Allah and then carefully read the Quran again. The words will be clearer.

truthman2012:
We saw wars in the Bible (OT) that happened for some reasons and for that particular times only. They were wars between Israel as a nation against other nations and not a religious war by a group of people forcing people to believe their religion as in islam.

It was not recommended for anyone to continue for life. Not even once without a cause. But allahh prescribed wars for muslims till the end of the world. As long as there are people who do not believe in islam, the war is unending. And that is what is being carried out by Islamic terrorists worldwide.

You cannot legislate God. Allah is God and he does what he wants. Your carnal mind wouldn't understand. You need to read the Holy Quran and ask the merciful one for guidance. Making noise on Nairaland won't change the identity of Allah, God Almighty.

asalimpo:
before you propose your arguments to discredit the God of the bible , you've got to be conversant about how He works and his Modus operandi on issues concerning healing.
In diplomacy and international relations, emissaries from host nations have to observe the protocol of their guests. They must be knowledgeable about it before they set up a meeting, they dont attend a meeting with a notion of how the protocols should be then try to impose their own notions on the guest. I doesnt work that way. So atheists, valid question thrown but you are pointing accusing fingers at God and labelling Him. Are you doing so according to His protocols and Modus?
Dont ask me to teach you God's ways here. Your questions are kindergaten questions. Just backtrack and
understand how God operates b4 you proceed.
Otherwise, logically, philosophically, all your arguments will be null and void. Just empty noise.

In case you want to trifle the diplomatic example,
Note also differnt fields of human endeavour have their own customs.
The enquirer doesnt re write the customs and techniques but learns them well enough b4 trying to extend them:
Mathematics - it is a field with its own language and practices e.g division by zero is impossible and will get you an error.
The language of mathematics is set, to communicate mathematical ideas - you , not the math community-
has to conform and deeply understand the language of math. Then you can tell your stories with it.
Don't bash the math community until you are at least rudimentarily conversant in it.
They're many challenging mathematical conjectures that have been proved, using established
techniques and many more that are yet to be proved.

Chemistry - it has its jargons and techniques. the table of elements are its alphabets
Medicine -
Engineering -
Law - Has it languages and terms. Ways of pushing a case , arguing it, etc
Complicated issues have been resolved through the legal system and many more will be
But a plaintiff doesnt just barge into a court room and demand his rights.
If you're are not a certified lawyer (which takes years of training), all your criticism of the law
would issue from an ignorant and uninformed mind.

So answer the question in the OP. One doesn't need to be a lawyer to understand crime.

Leaving the Bible to criticize the Quran. SMH. Meanwhile, some other charlatan has opened a thread to explain why Yahweh has the right to order the genocide of human beings.

Olumba Olumba is the creator of the universe. If you don't believe me, prove me wrong.

ifenes:
Do people need a conference to be enhanced into being fully human. Spit it out OP

They must carry money.

John Hagee said the same thing when Bush was president. Nothing happened. Let sleeping dogs lie, we humans don't live forever.

The entire premise of this thread is ludicrous. We first need to define who or what God is before proceeding to discuss laws that he or it doesn't follow.

Is this the same one who talks to you?

ATMC:
We defend nonetheless because MY has come to abide with us. And so long that's the case, we will remain this way. Nobody truly is rid of his convictions and beliefs. To rid oneself of these is denial.

This is not entirely true. For the human individual, beliefs and convictions are temporal by nature, there is an element of time within them. Most people stopped believing in God a long time ago. Example, ALL PASTORS. Point to any pastor, and there is a 99.999% chance that he or she is an atheist. It is the day-to-day actions that betray the real thought process.

Serenity008:
Ain't you funny bro.
Magical abilities.
In Christianity, there is nothing like magic. We display power

And if the wave of pentecostal revival across the country and world is not enough evidence for you, then I leave u to my helper the Holy spirit to help you.

Note. Don't tell me about the fake preachers in town, they are all aberration

So you were able to find customers who were willing to believe the story. Big deal. Even Mohammed found customers, over a billion people who believe that his rice and stew spoke to him one day as he was preparing to eat. I don't believe it either.

So oya, leave it to the holy spirit. In fact, it is the very magic that I've been asking for.

Serenity008:
You must try to differentiate Christianity from religion.

Jesus while on earth never associated it with religion.

Christianity is an exercise of power. Displaying God almightiness here on earth.

That there are fake paracetamol doesn't mean there ain't good ones out there


The fact that there are aberration in Christendom is an evident of its autencity

Aberration is an understatement.