₦airaland Forum

Babatunde Omidina AKA Baba Suwe is the authentic NDLEA Ambassador.Na bad bele now.

pekelepekele: Baba were. If you are a Nigerian and you love this man you are just a bastard , This man is responsible for all the problems this country is having till date ., I just don't know what kind of juju this man is using that still make some folks likes him .

He is the one responsible for what?You mean IBB and Abacha contributed less to our problems.You mean say na Baba caused the insurgency of Boko haram in the North and kidnapping in the south.Abeg,everybody including yourself has contributed to the nation's problems.The building of Nigeria is in the hands of every Nigerian.

Chicken change.Okonjo ewenla na chairwoman now.

Congrats!!!

Great Messi AkA "the flea".What a record!Also 23 league goals;10 braces+1 hatrick.No controversy,Messi is the king of Soccer.

godsboy4eva: When Mimiko started market construction in Ondo state the other, ACN members criticised him for embarking on local government projects but those who criticised him then are now doing the same thing...ACN...bunch of fake progressives!

You are making sense.

May his soul rest in peace.Our politicians and leaders shd begin to learn frm this,u may think u are safe frm the up-heavals caused by the boko haram in the north,the ethino-religious crisis in Jos,armed robbery and kidnapping being perpetrated by hoodlooms in the south.Definately,our leaders and politicians are nt immuned to die naturally,irrespective of ur affluence and power.Jonathan is pained over his brother demise,the same way everybody who has lost his/her relatives to various avoidable crisis in the country feels pains.The only immortal is God.

[quote author=Joel.]Thanks for your help but I need drugs prescribtion of tablet for skin infection. Just to tackle it from the inside skin. The blood. Any help? Tell me somebody...[/quote]You had better see a Medical Doctor.Perhabs u need thorough examination and investigation.I dont even know why u re asking for advice again when u ve already made up ur mind dat it is in d blood.That point is a vital area and needs special attention.A stitch on time saves nine o,and half a word is enof for a wise.SEE A DOKITA.

E be like say my candidate go reach tribunal before hin fi win o.Some pple don dey do some irregularities wey contravene the rules of this contest.e.g one voter don dey use hin eyes comot cloth frm my candidate violently,this con remove her make-ups,some dey pee for sokoto....Anyway,make i no reveal all my evidences,we go definately meet for tribunal.

BoboYekini: look well well and confess! lie make u die!

Sweetlemon noni.

For now,no player can better the best of Lionel Messi.

At least lawyers go chop,u go see the de-registered parties going to court tomorrow challenging INEC and FG.This country,na wa o.

faithclin: The Buses were promised when it was 140 bucks...but after it was reduced to 97 the government said it would recall the Buses......

Are u the spokeperson to the FG?This na d hand of Esau,voice of Jacob.

That one na JAMB Question o!Make Ogbeni Rauf answer am ke.

Alfa jona,o hun bere rugbon.

Alasoadura:FAST GUY.What abt the customized MTN recharge cards in ur possession too?The guy don convert them to VTU and sell.May Tinubu continue to dash U enof cloth to do ur ADURA O.

Messi has scored 21 league goals this season.9 BRACES+1 HATRIC=21 GOALS.No known player can better the best of this guy in this generation.

wengerjay: Jesus cry so tey!John 11:35.

Shortest verse in the bible.Bt some talk say na grammatical simplicity.

Jesus cry so tey!John 11:35.

Abeg,find me bible,ppl don dey quote heresy for here o.

E get one particular young chic,wey no get breasts.Wetin we go do for am on hin wedding day.Song of Solomon 8:8.

Hw did the usher knw she is single?It means married church members mst use their wedding rings every sunday.Or couples wear uniforms to church.No be only singles dey attractive to pastors,even some married elegant women can subject pastors into temptations.

The Oracle!I salute thee,u brought GSM to Nigeria.This in a way reduced the gap btw the rich and the poor.No more TURAYA.

A plane was abt to crash with 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes
The first passenger said,"i'm Lionel Messi,the world number 1 footballer.FIFA needs me,i cant afford to die."So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second,Hilliary Clinton said,"i am the wife of former US president.Im the mst ambitious woman in the world,i was also a NY senator,presently d state sec general to US and a potential president of d US."So she too grabbed a pack and left the plane.
The third,Robert Mugabe said,"im the president of Zimbabwe and i ve 13 million helpless ppl who always look to me.Above all im the cleverest president of Africa,and its ppl wil nt let me die." So he put a pack on his back and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth,Nelson Mandela,says to the fifth passenger,a 10-year old Chinese schoolboy,"i'm old and have lived a fruitful life,God will decide my fate.So i'll let you have the last parachute." The boy said,"it's okay,there is a parachute for you too,Africa's cleverest president has taken my school bag.

An animal kingdom where a hen is made the Judge,the cockroaches there shall know no justice.

Thank God say the police officer no shoot fashola,he go talk say na Accidental Discharge.Case close.

The new album called 200 million MUMU!Meaning a nation wit population of almost 200 million and they are all MUMU.What is the name of the nation?

Me no sabi this woman o,abi na him dem dey call orisabunmi, the wife of Jimoh aliu.E don tey i see am last o.

Danka7777: Something is drastically wrong with your eyes.

perhabs u re the one having cataract that needs urgent extraction.I ve made my own assessment,make urs and dont attack people.

JAMBS,UTME ,nawa o.I stil dey laugh.

The pick of the pack:Ondo,she is breathlessly pretty!Pretty in appearance and manner.Followed by Enugu,ogun,lagos........and finally bayelsa.

Boko harama style!