₦airaland Forum

harrysterol:
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Qn;
Which language is named after a continent?(tricky right )

Africa (from Afrikaans)

ZACHIE:
For the most ridiculous nothing compares to The Aircraft hovering Synagogue church and felling it so doing. Nothing.
The infrasonic BS is mere added spice to an odoriferous concoction.

Oh, how could I forget that? It shouldn't be the most ridiculous but the most hilarious story. And the whole infrasonic BS just makes the whole bogus claims more amusing...

harrysterol:
[size=15pt]Cool Facts[/size]

**There are more nerve cells in a human brain than the stars in the Milky Way

**The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'

**Unless food is mixed with saliva u can't taste it

**It takes 25 muscles to swallow

**If u are snoring, u aren't dreaming (in otherwords you can't be snoring and be dreaming at the same time)

**Aliko Dangote is the richest 'black' person in the world *NG* ($16.1bn)

Qn;
Name the 3 Chemical elements with greatest % in a human body

Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen

jreyez:
No, I dey get tooth problem... I dey swallow am.

*sigh* ok oh!!! Happy swallowing.....

Sexy woman... Though she's not a pretty woman IMO...

jreyez:
Like if you think I'm correct.

You dey chop like

The abduction of Chibok girls definitely tops the list. The Ebola saga coming a close second...
The ‘ceasefire deal’ with Boko Haram has to be the most ridiculous of them all...

Oya Ngozi, come and explain your austerity measures to me oh!!! I thought I understood it perfectly until I read somewhere that the presidency will spend about 4bn on feeding and travels. Now they want a new aircraft....... What 400million can do for the citizenry

Anytime I want to have a reason to trust this govt, they go ahead and act like their brains are in their wallets..

temitemi1:
To HELL with those lawyers!! Why dnt they go after ameachi n tinubu. Nonsense!!

They flouted the constitution. Whether Amaechi and/or Tinubu did same is irrelevant in this matter and in saner climes, they ought to be brought to book (the donators I mean)...

If I remember clearly, you lot were quoting the constitution as (supposedly) violated by Tambuwal not too long ago irrespective of the fact that precedence and other factors were in his favour.
Do I sense double standards??

And we all used to think only OBJ (in the democratic era) had no respect for the constitution.

Of course more funds increases your likelihood of winning and nobody would have rejected over 21B naira for campaign (even GMB).

What GEJ ought to have done was to stay away from the fundraiser (along with Sambo) and condemn (but not reject) the amount of money raised...

A lot of our politicians defy the meaning of Homosapien: Thinking man

If we have a strong enough intelligence unit to "obviously" prove that Chad is cohabiting this BH menace, then this should be an all-out war with Chad...

Unfortunately, until we do that, any attack on Chad will be termed as aggression and we'll swiftly lose international sympathy (a crucial factor in interstate wars)....

WHERE THE HELL IS OUR INTELLIGENCE??

Collynzo22:
There is no candidate that people don't vote for, but how many votes will he get?
APGA's Alex Otti will win Abia with such an overwhelming majority that rigging will be impossible.

I pray that happens. Will be a big boost for Nigerian democracy..

On the contrary, why is abstinence from premarital sex so celebrated? As long as protection is used, I wouldn't consider chastity as a yardstick to judge anybody...

customized13:
even APC will dust PDP in abia without rigging, but the problem is the ability to minimize rigging of which we know ta orji has already masterminded.

How can we minimize the effect of rigging on the polls? Go out and vote, monitor and protect your vote.
It starts with me and you.

It doesn't literally start with you and I as I'm not based in Abia ..
But on a serious note, whether he rigs or not, people will vote for him. That's how politics is played in Nigeria. Sad but true...

Nigerians voting sentimentally since 1960!

Chasing shadows. Whether they admit it or not, they are fighting a losing battle.

TA Orji's brand of politics leaves me grossly ambivalent... I just laugh and weep for abians. The nail on the coffin of abians will be for his political calculations to all materialize.

And to think abians will vote for him and his cronies en masse.....

Safari29:
op you are trying to woo yorubas and still insult them again,
na so dem train you?? we all have right to vote for anyone we so desire


This thread should be deleted.

Seconded!!!

MayorofLagos:
closing this topic does not stop Asari from throwing out more ethnic hate...neither does it stop boko calling for ethnic wipe out.

Before daybreak news papers will be filled with fresh prints of hate speeches criss-crossing the political landscape. .....and you know where they are archived?

Nairaland!

what do you want Seun to do to his archives, wipe them out? Shyyyyte!!

Valid point. But at the end of the day, what can we say was our own individual (infinitesimal) contribution to the propagation of interethnic tolerance? What you should understand is that a bigot will always be a bigot, the only thing that changes is what they choose to loathe.

Even if Nigeria were to divide according to the hundreds of ethnic lines, these same bigots will still engage in intraethnic hatred and wars (Ife vs Modakeke comes to mind). The mindset is the problem, not the tribes.

I am a South-south Christian and I strongly condemn all the trash Asari has been saying

These are the kind of topics that should be closed!!! All they do is generate interethnic hate!!! Seun and co., where are you??

NIJJAking:
The yorubas should be careful and watch the consequence of their actions on the future of the nation. The hausa fulani have ruled this country longer than any other tribe in the history of the nation and its they who have brought us to the present problems we face as a people. Yet the south west want to deliver us into long years of slavery by handing power so early to this northerns. Once buhari get power when he is through , he is surely going to organise a coup and hand power to a northern military officer to take the south on a long years of dramatic power play , in which hausa fulani will rule for long years to come.. The yorubas need to wise up.

Please read your post over again. Then read it again, and again. Then delete all forms of ethnic bigotry from your mind and re-read it again. Then again and again... THEN YOU WILL REALIZE HOW FOOLISH THIS POST IS!!!

For Pete's sake, if you don't want a northerner, go and vote for who you want instead of this useless and myopic hate speech you spewed here!!! HABA

Penboy:
lolz... Now, this got me laughing.

PhockPhockMan:
It's unfortunate that Some misguided people like you think Buhari can fight corruption with extremely corrupt personalities like Tinubu, Atiku and Amaechi around him, can he prosecute them?

Yes he can. But whether he actually will do so is anyone's guess (I personally don't think he will).

But then, while GEJ might be a decent man on a personal level, his approach towards corruption is overtly abysmal. The least he could have done to gain anti-corruption credibility would have been to suspend the erring ministers (petroleum and aviation), even though temporarily pending thorough investigation.

I will not insult my president, but while he may not be directly corrupt (or even to a minimal degree), he's one of the most indirectly corrupt presidents we've had.



P.S.: He may not persecute them (blame democracy for that), but he may plug loopholes in the system. One method is proactive, and another reactive. Go figure...

Don't change what you do. Continue to be yourself. You'll definitely come across people who are looking for your type, trust me on that!!!

Forget the bad boy issh. If you aren't a bad boy naturally, you'll end up being worse with the ladies...

Is Buhari corrupt? Yes
Is Jonathan corrupt? Yes

Which of the above is more corrupt? GEJ

If you believe GMB will make a worse president than GEJ, then that's your business; I wouldn't argue that. But if you even think GMB will have a more corrupt regime than this regime, then I'm sorry to say, but you have an extremely biased mindset!!!

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I stopped bedwetting at about 3 years....

Growing up, my mum would make sure I urinate just before sleeping; then again, around 1 or 2 she would wake me up again to go to the toilet, till I got used to it and started waking up on my own to ease myself...

I love my mum...

God bless Dangote!!! One businessman I truly admire...

I'm still of the opinion that if we refine our oil, govt won't be forced to sell at international prices to local refineries thus evading a (severe) crisis in the event of a crash in oil prices (now?) and with ~400k bpd processing capability, we may even start exporting refined products. All these despite the thousands of jobs the refinery will create.

P.S.: I'm not an economist...

senatorken01:
u are suppose to ask a question to each n both of them are twins remember

A question to each means you're allowed to ask 2 different questions... That makes the riddle too easy........ Was thinking you had only ONE (same) question to ask both and decipher the correct road


*yawns*

"What will the other twin say if I asked for the road to the village?"

*Don't ask me for an explanation, it's quite lengthy*


*EDIT*
@OP, are you supposed to ask each one a different question or is it the same question for both?

Caisenes:
words of looser, if he had been nominated would he have cared??

I think you missed the part where he tweeted SOON AFTER WINNING THE AWARD FOR "LYRICIST ON THE ROLL"

Jeliman:
hi guys, i made it through to the next stage. got a letter inviting me for an interview at their V.I. office. Anyone has an idea of the nature of this interview?
PS: quite unfortunate some of us didnt make it past the video interview, especially williamso. ur contribution actually helped me in mine

Congrats man!!! Wish you good luck...... Only SC knows why my "full application" didn't scale through...