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AgricultureRe: An 'ewedu' Plant That Is Almost Twice The Height Of An Average Female Being. by Wiseoldman: 10:59pm On Aug 08, 2017
wtfcoded:
Others dey their side dey celebrate Technology, una dey here dey celebrate,dey jubilate, dey pop over single Ewedu plant.
Diz is how u pple ma$turbate over Biafran thread.
Who eats technology? I guess you ate a Techno phone this Night...In Africa, we know what we eat in our belly is what is truly ours...everything else is VANITY!!!
AgricultureRe: An 'ewedu' Plant That Is Almost Twice The Height Of An Average Female Being. by Wiseoldman: 10:57pm On Aug 08, 2017
EasyWork001:
Ur 100% correct. Veggies are the best... even if its ewedu

By the way, where I'm from, we arguably have the best variety of soup in Nigeria. So I'm as proud of my dishes as you are proud of your hydraulic-style soup grin
Thanks brother, I love them hydraulics soups as you'll them....Ewedu, Ogbono, Okro, etc...
AgricultureRe: An 'ewedu' Plant That Is Almost Twice The Height Of An Average Female Being. by Wiseoldman: 6:02pm On Aug 08, 2017
jaymichael:
Lol, na my people you dey yab like this so o. No worry God dey.
Don't mind him, I guess he would have good things to say about "French" fries, "Scotch" Egg, "American" Burger, "Chinese" Rice, "Italian" Wine, "French" Toast. Africans need to rise up and think!!!

Neocolonialism is alive and thriving in the heart of the Indomie generation!!!! I guess we have to bank on the next generation to save us....the story continues.
AgricultureRe: An 'ewedu' Plant That Is Almost Twice The Height Of An Average Female Being. by Wiseoldman: 5:53pm On Aug 08, 2017
EasyWork001:
Christmas don come for my Afonja bros cheesy grin huh

Come see as ewedu dey give dem joy!!!

Hip hip hooray!!!
Same way Beef Burger gives the Americans Joy. In sure you will more proud of the beef Burger compared to you local food. That's why we have all these terminal diseases nowadays, when we where eating our Ewedu, cancer was non existent. Now with all these crazy foreign food everything is upside down.

This is the same Ewedu that has been grown for food since 6000BC. It us said that the Egyptian queen Clopatria ate if for its health benefit. As African we need to be proud of what we have. All these slay queens will be asking for French fries in every outing even when the potatoes is grown in Niger state, what makes it French.
CelebritiesRe: Christabel Ekeh Arrested Over Her Nude Photos by Wiseoldman: 1:02pm On Jul 31, 2017
How is this illegal
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Wiseoldman: 12:11am On Jul 24, 2017
Hello Gauzz, my 2007 Toyota Avalon seem to be consuming more fuel than normal. I spoke to a friend and he suggested that there is a hissing noise below the car when I rev the engine suggesting exhaust leakage. Kindly advice is this could cause excessive has consumption. Also, please advice on a very RELAIBLE Avalon technician in Port Harcourt.

Many thanks.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Reveals 9 States To Follow Biafra After Referendum by Wiseoldman: 7:28pm On Jul 08, 2017
AntiNigerian:
and yet your people have been fighting more than 40 yrs to ensure all traces of Igbos are wiped out from the Niger Delta... It's OK. forgetting that 77% of Rivers state is Igbo speaking! làst time I checked map of Ijaw land I saw small of opobo inside Ijaw land map, while the Igbos inhabit the rest! angry

And don't even bother worrying yourself about Port Harcourt because we are seizing that place away! If you're an afonja, tell your people to get the Fuçk out of my state (Rivers) ! Unity has been the biggest terror of Land grabbers! Nonsense! angry
Bro, I am Yoruba, although I'm not a direct decendant of the ancient Yoruba WarLord Afonja. The name Afonja is a complement nonetheless. My question to you is why would you want every Yoruba person out of a state. I'm not sure how old you are but please, we have a very short time to spend on this earth to focus on what divides us. We would always find something. There is Racism, Sexism, tribalism...for some its street rivalry, while others its family tussle.

Learn to be at peace with all men. This goes also to other Ethnicities in the country; Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Benin, Efik, etc.
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans: "Top South-East Businessmen Shared Loot With Me" by Wiseoldman: 10:20am On Jun 24, 2017
swiz123:
I am extremely surprised at how this weakling ended yoga kidnapper,considering the way he runs his mouth.Gosh!you can't rat your accomplices out because you were caught,not minding that he took more of the ransom being paid.Evans is bullshit.zero mind for a once thought tough man
If SARS hang you upside down to dry in the sun or water board you for a day...you will also tell them who you lost your virginity too.
PoliticsRe: Men Kneel Before Nnamdi Kanu To Address Him In His Home. Photos by Wiseoldman: 1:37am On Jun 12, 2017
goodheart02:
Early modern maps of Africa from the 15th–19th centuries, drawn by European cartographers from accounts written by explorers and travellers, reveal some information about Biafra. And the word Biafra was a language gotten from the Tenda ethnic group who reside primarily in Guinea area (Present day Equatorial). As it is, this region lies next to the delta part of southern Nigeria, hence the name Bight of Biafra (as the amalgamated Nigerian map calls it) before it was technically deleted.
Interesting, what does Biafra mean in Igbo language?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Declares June 12 As Public Holiday by Wiseoldman: 1:32am On Jun 12, 2017
Mcowubaba:
undecided undecided
You have diverted to another thing entirely, wetin bring Igbo coup and history come here grin

Why should I admit my hate for Yorubas, when I don't hate them undecided
See me see trouble ooo
Na by force for Igbo man to hate Yoruba man...
I don't hate Yoruba people naaa grin grin Kilode

Why should I hate Yoruba people?, what did they do to me undecided grin
The tribe has not offended me naaa grin
So, I have no problems with them.

Your case.....
You don't wear tribalism as badge, badge is small , angry you wear tribalism nd bigotry like a school uniform grin grin
Igbo matter go give you High blood pressure oooo..

Any of my Igbo sisters break your heart, Mbok forgive and forget naaa grin

Go Romance section, dem plenty there, go toast another 1 wink
Good, don't mind him. They are mostly kids here. I'm Yoruba by the way, and I have no reason to hate Igbos
PoliticsRe: Lagos Declares June 12 As Public Holiday by Wiseoldman: 1:27am On Jun 12, 2017
simplycarro:
Will you keep quiet!!! Keep your useless epistle in color for those that don't know or can't discern your subtle bigotry and tribalism! Dont let me go that route with you of else..
Nonsense
Omò kaarò jiiré my Igbo brother's initial post was OK and you didn't have to be offensive.

Yoruba osí ni idí ibajé!
PoliticsRe: Men Kneel Before Nnamdi Kanu To Address Him In His Home. Photos by Wiseoldman: 10:11pm On Jun 11, 2017
goodheart02:
I guess you're a new generation kid. because if you knew the old map of Nigeria, there was a place called bight of Biafra even before the white man came in. But the name Nigeria was coined by a lousy concubine right from the bed of her master Lord Lugard. Get educated !
Is "Bright of Biafra" an Igbo word?
PoliticsRe: Seven Nigerians Win U.K Parliament Election by Wiseoldman: 10:18pm On Jun 09, 2017
korel9:
Only Afonjas and iPOBs.

The abokiis are only good for ruling Nigeria.




Why did seun censor the word abokl and left iPOB and Afonja without censoring them? grin


Or is he showing the true Afonja in him?


Scared of d abokiis...?


Just wondering sha
Because IPOB is the name of a registered (I hope) self determination group and Afonja is actually a name people have till today. The original Afonja was a Yoruba war general of ancient time that fought over 28 wars. He became so powerful that he hatched a plan to annex a part of the Yoruba empire (Ilorin, a town in Kwara State of the present Nigeria). To do this he partnered with a foreign country...He was eventually betrayed they the foreign nation (Fulanis). Thus you have a mix of Fulanis and Yoruba in Ilorin till today.
PoliticsRe: Ango Abdullahi Is On His Own – Northern Elders Forum by Wiseoldman: 9:52pm On Jun 09, 2017
vayne:
Ultimatum or no ultimatum,our stance remains thesame!

Let the country divide peacefully after which everyone can relocate!

You can't ask anyone to relocate when the division process has not been concluded,conclude it and see if any Igbo remains anywhere outside igboland!

If the north wants a breakup,they have their members in the HOR through which to channel their idealogies!

1)Why is the SW so scared of condemning the approach of the north towards secession as it did to NK led agitation,under the guise of "following due peaceful process",what are they scared of?

2)why can't the SW tell the north to represent their case through their members in the house of reps like they always tell igbos?

3)why haven't they threatened the north with war like they did to Igbos?

What are they scared of?
Who is SW?

Tinubu, Obasanjo, Fayose, Fani Kayode, Fashola, Mike Adenuga, Anthony Joshua?
CrimeRe: Rice Smugglers Caught By Customs In Ogun, Rice Concealed In Boots, Engine by Wiseoldman: 9:50pm On Jun 09, 2017
If only they put this effort towards farming...see them putting rice in engine. #BlackMan
PoliticsRe: Katsina Emir: "I Will Give My Blood To Protect Igbos" by Wiseoldman:
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PoliticsRe: Katsina Emir: "I Will Give My Blood To Protect Igbos" by Wiseoldman: 9:37pm On Jun 09, 2017
cjrane:

If you are Igbo living in northern Nigeria, must watch this video and share it!

"Passionate plea for Igbos in northern Nigeria" .

Please listen to the voice of reason

You cannot blame anyone or say you were not begged to listen when the deed is done.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpqN4Sa1Gso
And this guy asking people to leave their life's work in the North is based in Europe right....lol

He should relocate to the east from whatever country he is first...
PoliticsRe: Ango Abdullahi Backs Quit Notice To Igbos Issued By Northern Youths by Wiseoldman: 4:56pm On Jun 09, 2017
Guyman02:
Yorubas are more scared than any other group about this Arewa Youths shenanigans, Igbos act as buffer between them and Hausa, Igbos seem to stand in the line of fire for the Yorubas and they are scared that may disappear and they would be at the total mercy of the Fulanis who already control Kwara State.
Lol....the since the creation of Kwara state Yorubas have always ruled it....
PoliticsRe: Ango Abdullahi Backs Quit Notice To Igbos Issued By Northern Youths by Wiseoldman: 4:43pm On Jun 09, 2017
talk2emma:
Without Biafra there will be no deference between an animal and a black person in Africa
Humans are animals albeit a higher animal. With this tone, I don't think Biafra would be allowed into the African Union, since you believe we are all "lesser" animals.

Good luck in achieving Biafra young man/woman
PoliticsRe: Ango Abdullahi Backs Quit Notice To Igbos Issued By Northern Youths by Wiseoldman: 4:38pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lloydfolarin:
Bleep off scumbag

If Ango Abdullahi is arrested cos of that statement, then Nnamdi Kanu deserves to die.

It pains me when i see Igbos shouting and screaming blue murder despite the fact that Igbos started the whole war-calling declaration.

It's only a deaf that ll listen to Radio Biafra while Nnamdi Kanu is talking with thousands of Igbos calling on the phone and feel alright.

If 2% of what Igbos are spewing on Radio Biafra is done in retaliation to Igbos, by now, no Igbo man ll remain in any part of the country except Igbo land.

Why are you guys destroying the peace of this country right from independence?

You want Biafra, this is an opportunity to go. Pack your things from the North and West and move to your East.
The amount of hate talk on the Biafra radio cannot be compared to even Nazi...It scares me to see what young minds are busy doing...
PoliticsRe: South-East Governors Almost Mobilized Buses, Trucks To Evacuate Igbos From North by Wiseoldman: 7:20am On Jun 08, 2017
Ugo4hotish:
Any body saying southsouth is not part of biafre is a mad man. The person should tell me who and who were part of the Eastern region.
Any southsoutherner that despise biafre is an ingrate, they have forgotten 2015 so soon.
The most dullard people in nigeria are the southsouth. Till the day they can differentiate their left from their right they will continue to languish in stupidity. Igbo including anioma in delta and ikwere, oyibo and portharcourt (ala iguocha) can survive withouth southsouth. Before you term biafra as only igbo, make sure you include all igbo territory in the south. Igbo is not land locked. Abia has access to atlantic ocean, if you doubt me travel down to ukwa west and east.

Biafra can survive without niger delta morons
Why so much hated brother...life is vanity up on vanity
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Ultimatum To Igbos By Northern Youths by Wiseoldman:
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PoliticsRe: "We Are Urhobos And Nigerians, Not Biafrans" - Senator Omo-agege by Wiseoldman: 3:08pm On Jun 07, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
angry
Urhobo Wayo. We don't even want them in Biafra.

We are an honest Nation and their wayo is legendary.
Hmmm, all these insults and you know have them on the Biafra map.
God bless Yorubas, Hausas, Urhobo, Kanuri, Efik, Igbo(Biafra), Benin, etc...
PoliticsRe: "We Are Urhobos And Nigerians, Not Biafrans" - Senator Omo-agege by Wiseoldman:
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TravelRe: Dangote Truck Hits 2 People In Upper Iweka, Onitsha (photos/video) by Wiseoldman: 6:27pm On Jun 06, 2017
If you people had sat down in Math class you will understand why you hear a lot of Dangote trucks having accidents. Let me explain, due to both internal factors (driver training, behaviour) and external factors (road condition, other road users, weather, etc) they are bound to be accidents on the road. Even the most advance countries have road accident, same reason the most advance machines have failures. Thus we have the term "Mean Time Between Failure" or in Dangotes case "Mean time between accident". This can for sure be reduced by working on the factors I mentioned above. But not that since the number of Dangote trucks out number all other trucks on the road by a significant number, the frequency of their accidents would also be higher. Its simple Math
PropertiesRe: Can A Committed Land Be Released? by Wiseoldman: 7:38am On Jun 06, 2017
MonkeyNoFine:
One Chance.

The OP is not intelligent at all. How can you not know what you are buying?when everything in Lagos can be verified online?
How do you verify a land online.
TravelRe: "There Are No Jobs In Dubai, Nigerians Don't Be Deceived" (Photos/video) by Wiseoldman: 11:50pm On May 17, 2017
gentlegenius:
OP, I had a good friend who left this country for Dubai early this year and he's been telling me everything going on there. According to him, the agent that processed his visa lived in Dubai and the visa he secured for him was an employment visa. That means before he even left Nigeria, they have already secured up to four different jobs for him to choose one. When he arrived, he chosed a job in a construction company where he works till now and is living fine.
I know it's not all that rosy in the diaspora but trust me some countries are much better to stay than this horrible country of ours. My friend in Dubai is now urging me to come over there if I can't find a good job in Nigeria this year. He said with a little money, you'll be very OK over there because the cost of living is minimal compared to Naija.
So please gather your facts very well before posting these kind of stories here.
I pity this guy...lol

You won go from blue fire to yellow fire...
PoliticsRe: Lagos Inaugurates Ibile Oil And Gas Corporation (IOGC), State Oil Company by Wiseoldman: 7:59pm On May 17, 2017
Good one Ambode, better than some governors e.g. Ibori that created his own company from state purse...Bleep Drilling Company. We all know these company are have since been money sinks, after spending billions of Delta state money on million dollar rigs.
TravelRe: U.S Visit: Port Of Entry Interview/stories. by Wiseoldman: 2:54am On May 02, 2017
Can someone please enlighten me on the 2nd CPB. I was checked and stamped in by one CBP only....


For those who need the info, I came in through Turkish airline. The guy only joking asked the following questions:

1) CBP: How much u carry
Me: 1.5k
CBP: only
Me: yes
CBP: Where u dey stay
Me: YYY
CPB: Why? That's cheap
Me: Yes, but looks good online
CBP: where do you work
Me: Bleep
CBP: Big company, Next time stay in a good hotel, spend the money. Live well.
Me: Oshey
SportsRe: Man Utd To Pay Tribute To Fans Who Lost Their Lives In Calabar by Wiseoldman: 1:35pm On Apr 28, 2017
unclezuma:
It has further boosted their fanbase I hope UNICEF and others can speak up when disasters like this happen so our president can hear too.
UNICEF are you for real? Do you know what UNICEF stands for?

Let me educate you: The United Nations Children's Fund
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by Wiseoldman: 2:25pm On Apr 17, 2017
samclnt:
Then I stick to a conference as my purpose of travel still enjoy my vacation afterwards. FYI, can't embark on something as int'l conference without being conversant with the nitty gritty of it, it's not my first time attending a conference or travelling overseas; and you'll be making a big mistake to think am leaving my job and country for some American dream. All Nigerians are not fraudsters with nothing but evil intentions. So please, ma'am/sir, all I need is a good conference on accounting or oil and gas in the states then i'll take it from there. Thank alot.
You are underestimating the power of Google. Just type the above question "US conference on accounting + oil and gas" and see the magic happen....
TravelRe: Photos Of The First Storey Building In Nigeria Built In 1845 In Lagos by Wiseoldman: 6:31am On Apr 16, 2017
isalegan2:
Thank you eternally! One of my favourite Nairalanders of all time. I was just speechless as I read the thread. I doubt it is even the first storey building in Lagos. And the girl is posing like it's a glamour shot - in front of a place of misery for our kin. Worse of all, they're celebrating some nonsense about missionaries who the whole time were using their religion to subjugate and denying freedom to innocent people and their descendants into perpetuity! There is so much wrong with the presentation in this thread, I can't list them all. My God! Our people are getting dumber.
Would you rather have them burn it down? No need to doubt bro, some well educated people paid to use their thinking faculty have done the work for you. Building Storey buildings is an imported technology so the first one can be tracked...the same way the first car, first airplane can be tracked...

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