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How do I embed news on my site? that is if I want the headlines in www.ngrguardiannews.com to show on my site, how do I do it? is there a script for it?
Thanks

Try putting all your files in one folder then relink them. I think while you were designing, you saved some files on your desktop and some maybe in your c: drive. If you must put it in different folders, then create a sub-folder, that is a folder inside the main folder then re-link.

The first page is suppose to be index.htm and not HACHPLE_index.htm.

Problem got solved,
The Ubuntu linux I requested for just arrived so I installed mozilla firefox and it now works perfectly,
A BIG THANKS TO LINUX

I went to a friend's house with my cousin to watch the match. The whole family was supporting france as though france will give them visa after the match and my cousin and I was the only ones supprting Italy,
Zidane's act was so unprofessional after all his professional play, What a shame,
He is my man though.


Italy all the way bro

I do appreciate all your contributions. Thanks very plenty. I just sent you a mail Kamsik

MySQL error
no "name for table found" sometimes it will even display "page could not be displayed" error.
I've re-installed the XAMPP many times but the error keeps coming.

Please, I'm having problem creating table using PhpMyAdmin. I just installed XAMPP on my p3 1000MHZ system. I run a windows XP pro operating system. I have tried re-installing windows.

yea I need one.
one I can submit to a company. A web design proposal. Sorry I cudnt reply this on time.
thanks

Please, can someone send me a web design proposal? Plz i need it badly. If you have a copy of a proposal, plz send to me I'll appreciate it.
Thanks

Hey Niggy,
I've never tried out Linux but what I've read from your writeups makes me wanna try it. So Please, which of the linux version do you advice me to try and how do I get it? fedora core 5 is now available sha but I dont have enough speed to download it. if you can send me one of your linux OS, I'll appreciate it. I stay in Enugu so plz holla me opec60@yahoo.com.

counted only 2,
didnt notice the OFs

nice joke sis.

diddy4dt:
recycled, here is the link, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-12551.0.html

dm:
@Olembe , Hold up,
Diddy's got a point, what's the essense of recycling if it's still on the same Site/Forum.
There are different pages ,Jokes are read here on a daily basis why try to make it boring when one gets to read the same stuff over and over and over _{need i continue} again?

It'z ok. I think NL has noticed the both of you (recyclers). Na wah 2 una

am a fucking CENTRIST

I did not come to England to take pictures of Big Ben or tour London Bridge. I just wanted to get paid and get even with those colonial people. With a name like Ogundele Kayode Omobrukutu, I could not even buy a bus pass let alone open a bank account.

This is my story,

It took me 6 months to study the system, but I still could not figure out my squares and circus's. I could not travel from Leicester Circus to Oxford Square without getting lost.

I was at YMCA (Young Money Chasing African) when I joined FRAUD (Fine Rich Africans United in Deals). It took me 3 months to attain my ACCA (Advanced Certificate for Criminal Africans) and I needed an MBA (Major Bank Account) to do my first HND (Heavy Nigerian Deal).

I arranged to meet this guy at Animal and Something, I mean Elephant and Castle. We were supposed to meet at 10.00am. I got there at 11.30am and he turned up at 1.30pm.

He pulled up in a Mercedes 500SL with a private number plate - 419 ADE. He was a definite Nigerian, he had it all - leather jacket in summer, air condition on full blast with his roof and windows down whilst smoking cigar and choking on his smoke just to impress me. Being a fellow Nigerian I was more than impressed.

He introduced himself as Adepoju Kunle Babatunde and asked me to call him Ade or Babs. He spoke with a strong Nigerian accent but he messed the whole thing up by slanging - he sounded like a Canadian born Chinese living in Germany and studying French.

I had not been in the country for long but I could tell that Omo(my man) was trying hard to be British.

After hanging with Ade for about 2 months I became an OBE (Opportunist Bank Employee) and specialised in BBC (Breaking Bank Codes). Money was flowing and I wanted more so I did my PhD (Passport Handling Degree) and became an FBI (Fraudster Bringing Immigrants).

My status,

I had a BMW 328is convertible and a Porsche 911 with a private plate - 911 OMO and living in a council flat and signing on. I went to Moonlighting every Friday and drank champagne and danced to music supplied by DJ Pace and Skills. I became foolish - I remember one night I spent over ?1000 on just champagne at the club and had no money for petrol so I walked home.

My downfall,

Greed and selfishness inevitably led to my downfall. I got involved with a CIA (Cash Investing Asshole) and we did a couple of GMTs (Good Money Transfers) but he later turned out to be a CID (Cockroach in Disguise). I was under surveillance and I did not even know.

I left the NHS (Nigerian Housing Scheme) early that morning with about 12 different cheque books to go and do my business. They followed me unto the high road and it was then it hit me that something was wrong.

I could not leave all that evidence in my car so I started chewing my cheque books. I ate 8 before they pulled me over.

They read me my rights and all that crap and all I could say was -
OGA, water please!

na wah oh!!! na crase people full nl,
as for me, it will look like a dream to me,
I'll first say my prayer to make sure the money doesnt disappear then
I'll go to the market, buy a cane then guess what,
(agba ego nkiti, ona ezuzuari) I'll flog hell out of the money,
after that, I'll start jumping on the money with shoes on
I'll then walk the street like (muna onye ha, muna onye ha)
I'll wear boxers, with one shoe on one leg and slippers on the other one, I'll wear a long time and tuck the end into my boxers.

Inshort, lemme reserve my comment, When will dat come to pass

Mine are
Starlight nursery/primary school (cant remember the actual location in Lagos)
Elshadai nursery/primary school (cant also remember but in Lagos)
Airforce nursery/primary school Enugu
Uwani Secondary school Enugu
Government college Umuahia (GCU)
Command Day seconary school, Enugu (CDSSE)
Currently in Enugu State University of Science and Technology (ESUT) studin Elect/Elect.

Listen and listen good!!!
The worst thing you'll do is to sleep with ur guy'z friend. It is better you sleep with some other guy outside whom ur guy doesnt know than to sleep with his best friend. My friend's girlfriend did that with me. I told my man and he told me to go ahead since she'z decided to be promiscous. I did it yea but men!! she regretted ever knowing us.
Both of them may be having some secret discussion abt you but you wont know and the worst is to let your man down.
U better come try it with me than him

sexyncool:
Bob manuel all the way!!! his height kills

Priscila:
Xdos
please tell Bob Manuel am dieing to chat with him if not seeing him face to face.
Pass this message for me
His english very polished
The courage in movies i hope he is like that
I like everything in him but tell him he annoyed me in that Corner kick movie. he is above such stuff

Rhodalyn:
im wit U sexncool, he sure is a good-lookin man

lol, I showed him this when he came up the last time, He cudnt help lafing, He said he wished he had much time, so he cud reply 2 u all, Well he said I shud tell u all dat, He loves you all, Keep it real good, keep it happening,
So ChillOut

ojd:
Man, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?

na y I come say thank God?

seductive:
thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatz rotten?

I cudnt help laughin, a nice joke, keep it up,
I like 4, 10 & 11

I registered with graphcard, Generated a credit card about $50 with them, I tried using it to register a domain name for a friend and after the registration, it was cancelled and refunded, not once, not twice,
I tried it with godaddy, supernamecenter, everyone.net, but none accepted it,
What should be the problem,

how can I have snazzy as my girl?
y is she soooooooo sweet to b real?

@Vichel
May your dayz b longer than that of Methuselah,  If u open it there, a lot of okpekes and Okpakas will b made up of so much simple interest,  May u walk and never stumble,
munwanes is a bembestic son of ilya Engine, that iz 2 vibr8, Enugu State University of Science and Technology,
Muwaness is made up of so much Obioma-ngwa to onyopus d Kegite club of New york.

@Wadosky,  u dnt have the right to have the handbk once you're not karid,  Their are cult members in there but u just have to becareful,  Kegite is no cult,

Where can one confirm this,
I'm missing my boy Oracle, He went to prepare for his JAMB,

My mother right now is the QUEEN of my life
But when I get married, na my wife oh,
My wife will be the queen of my life[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][size=8pt][/size][color=#990000][/color]

Mine is Maxi
Intellectual dominator

These are my brithday buddies, MAY 8th
Birthdays: osobase (26), sayome, konyeha (30), CHIMUMMY (29), Abosede (29), Eudorah (17), ABDSALAM (29), Tony58 (32), stivisa (30), Dj zukk (31), Fikunayomi (24), Iyanuni (32), kemiluv (33), kimo (24)

@ johnny,
The best thing to do is to STOP THINKING,