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Am sure that woman must be from Benin

She removed from the last letter L.. Making it HOTE!

faladeSM1132:
Why don't you move with your family to clare them since too,
i wonder i you people of NL talking without brain;
have you ever seen any militry switch into action without deep research ,
for how many years he took american to end Osama s life?
did you know the numbers of innocent people died including sodier before most powerful country in the world can end the life of Osama bin-lardin?
pls stop insulting nigerian sodier or FG on this insurgency matter for the sake of political intrest:

STOP IT !!!!

Misyarn
I dont even know what to tell u

Cherrywhite:
Hmmmm....very intresting.
And the wives with a philandering husband will be lyk''God pls let him read dis''.

I am not a philanderer but am pretty sure my wife in her mind would be like.. I pray he sees this.. I dont wear my ring not because I dont want to but because of safety concerns...

Have ur wife send her friend away with the excuse dat since her mum is around, Wummi's services are no longer needed... If she refuses to do so, let her see reasons... Make no apologies to her mum...You are not answerable to your mother-in-law. Since she has not told her daughter, dont raise the issue... Pretend like it never happened but ensure the lady leaves...

For those calling u names.. am pretty sure they do worse things...

She no get speech...

priscaoge:
I know someone who has been married for over 10years now but no issue(Keep having series of miscarriages ) and some senseless ediots keep selling the most expensive and cherished gift God gave them for a few thousand notes. Thousands of married women cry every night and pray they experience the pains of childbearing!

Why is it that people are cruel and wicked?? It pains me to see young girls been used n deceived in this manner #Povertyisadisease

I swear they have never seen or witnessed the pains that barren women go through I Wish the can understand

NNE we will keep praying for u,this 2015 will not pass u by. #Amen!

Those people are meant to be roasted alive... The heart of man is desperately wicked! This is pure wickedness...

VICTORCIZA:
,they never born the lady that will friendzone ME.
one week if i don't see the benefits am out!!! i can never spend anything more than 1000 on any chick without flying on her Aero!

Poverty talking (no offense)

aisha2:
Abusing drugs and self prescription is the most common and so many are guilty of this
We decide what is wrong with us by ourselves and concoct drugs to take. You should not take pain relievers if the symptoms persists after 72 hours but what we do here is after 72 hours instead of going to doctor as prescribed by even the company we take a stronger drug or self prescribe malaria drugs for something probably unconnected with malaria thereby killing our kidneys and building drug resistance

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I agree wiv u 101%... A lot of people are guilty of this... They tell u they experienced dis signs b4 and when they took malaria drugs, they became ok... They are scared of visiting labs for test...

yorke1:
Delayed emptying your sperm nko?

lol... dat can cause kidney failure too... agbaya...

SeverusSnape:
Nigerian pirates forming 'pirates of the Caribbean'.

They have met their waterloo.

Next time, Learn to be smart as captain Jack sparrow.

lol

Bros.. try ve a naija rat as pet.... These tiny naija rats that re too smart... na body go tell u... u just don't know how they sneak into ur house and they re very fast..

HugeCock:
Just a matter of time before BH start recruiting calabar ppl

lol

Nora, God of Shiloh is still that same God u know.. U may still wanna call Him, God of Abraham... d name u desire to attribute to Him depends on u... calling Him God of Shiloh isn't out of place

nora544:
Who is God of shiloh
are you a real christian or is this a new God a man mad God-
That is heresy

2014 has been an Exceeding Grace year for my family and I... a lot of things which I never thot wud be possible was made more than possible this year that it makes me scared to see this year come to an end... but I do know one thing, there will never be a better last year...
Thanks to the God of Shiloh for making all these possible...

I like d guy Buhari but if he actually made those comments.... Itz kinda confusing knowing whom to vote cos these past 6yrs has been so bloody under Jonathan's watch... Seeing the way the Jihadists re killing non - Muslims all over the world and Buhari 's soft spot for BH, it begins to get scary.. God shud take control and let the one wiv d right intention win...

Lol

gracile:

Though I ve not experienced such wiv my wife but I must say u behaved maturely by walking out and also by keeping neighbours away... If she ever tries it again, I'll suggest the both of u meet ur pastor for counseling.... I am not also opposed to the idea of u taking her back to her parents. Let her parents talk to her when u think her head has cooled down, Take her back in...

Please do not bring in friends into this... If there must be a 3rd party, it shud be God and at most her own parents... not ur parents or relatives... cheers

If it will take a Northerner to set this great nation aright, if it will take someone from the North to make every Nigerian enjoy the dividend of Democracy, surely he will have my vote.

Our politicians are comedians... Willie is a comedian... Joke of the century... He wants to turn Anambra police officers to Cowboys... Dat guy shud sack his advisers... Soon he shall give them ropes instead of guns...

One won't blame these CJTF. BH has pushed them to d brim wiv their menace. I just pray they ain't d killers ain't d BH themselves

I pray the guys arrested are the true guilty ones...

Very Funny, How u wan take submachine gun kill fly? Death penalty wont solve any problem. It wont reduce it one bit, The govt should better the economy, provide jobs for the people. Even u wey dey shout death penalty, Aint you using pirated CDs, why do u still patronize those selling pirated CDs, People will suffer to write programs and instead of u buying the original, u go for the pirated ones, and because ur own crime is not broadcasted, You here shouting dealth penalty, Most people who get involved in this are graduates who have looked for jobs and gotten none and instead of stayn idle, So dont blame them, atleast they are not armed robbers, One has to keep body and soul together!

dat was good! cudnt help laffin

Please I need an explanation on how to upload/download files from mysql database in dreamweaver 8 using php

Nairalanders, I have a D-link switch, NICs already installed, CAT 5e (568A standard) cables already crimped and 2003 advanced server already installed,
Please I need a guide on how to configure it as an intranet server for intranet network. I wish to use Apache webserver cos am quite familiar with it.
Thanks in anticipation

MC Usman:
Your Sister seem to drinking too much of coke and grass. The ealier you send her back home the better. Coz onr day she will declar you dead as well.

You better mind your words,  she heard something and called me and that I posted here to know if someone could confirm it. If you don't have something reasonable to say, you shutdown your mouth.

Please is Wentworth Miller dead? my twin called me yesternyt and told me that but I've not confirmed it. Does anyone know about it?

Olud64 and Pasuma, I wanna say a very big thanks to both of you,

I run XAMPP on a networked system so what sort of config do I need to do to enable other systems on same network access them?

Please how do I build an intranet web based system?
What are the tools and softwares needed to build intranet
What window version is good for it?

How do I access sites in my local webserver (Xampp) from other systems on same LAN?
Do I need software(s) to do that? if yes what software?

Please NL members assist me urgently, Thanks

mkab:
A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Mr Biggs and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great, but how did you know I was at Mr Biggs?

I love this one,

dat waz bad,
you're really good, poor telemarketer!!!