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Chei!!! So Seun,  u're an ESUTITE,
The greatest of the greatest Nigerian students,
ESUT is the BEST university,  whether u like it or yes,

@Hotstepper,  are you in ESUT? if yes, abeg holla me, letz keep things going. I mean letz run things,
Whitelexi, I guess you are an ESUTITE, We cannot be messed with,
I think we are suppose to have a separate room in this forum,
Hety Seun, do something

@ Rhod,
can she eat her cake and have it? it'z her cake, she has the right to eat it or abi u wan steal am? just kiddin girl
She should be FIRED,

I have same problem with u bro,
There is this girl I like, she knows that, I have told her about it but she keeps saying NO. Her reason is because I slept with her friend, but the funny thing there is that, the act was commited b4 I related my heart to her,
I've asked her a number of times to forgive but she wont and it'z up to a yr and 3mnths, Though she allows me access to her body but wont say YES and that is what getz me confused.I dont want her body only, I want her heart.
I have problem relating with other girls because of her, I mean she occupies my thought,
Girls are just difficult,

na waa 2 d guy oh,
Girls dont have the whole time like guyz, if it was the girl dat left for US, the guy could take the risk and wait, but since it'z the guy that left hmmm.
The girl shuld take him as a spare tyre and at same to keep her door open for another incase someone comes knocking,
Once she gets to 30yrs, na im b say her time don dey expire so she should MOVE ON,
U know husband is scarce, I wonder y a man would keep a girl in bondage and leave her?
Baby abeg forge ahead

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this story abt lust and love makes me laf,
I believe love is what one feels after lust is gone,
At first sight, he/she is handsome/beautiful, romantic, rich, strong/well built, dat I call lust, but when it has stayed, u've known her and she has known you, dat is now what I call LOVE, after u've had misunderstanding and correction,
As for the teenagers, It'z film trick, Believe it or yes,

Hey, I'm in 2006,

well I didnt notice the absence of #9. U got me all crackd up

@Chxta,
y not join Olympics (Olu Leave Your mother Police Is Coming Soon) and do the jumping, I mean the guy that jumped thru a whole with large nails,
Nice one , cudnt help laughing

kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell ur dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd,
Thank God the man no kill pussycat,

chei!!! well he'll have to do that all alone,
d guyz wud have to wait 4 him up there while he pays for his carelessness,

chei!!!
dat was a smart one? poor him,

I dont understand it, does tyin the pubic hair together make one a virgin? plz can someone explain,

@jayemkay
I dont think he was greedy or something, If he had come to u with that 15" wud u have accepted him, He wanted something dat wud make u girls happy and not run,

He shud threaten the frog or beg the frog to marry him so that he wud be restored
D joke was fun but I'm already feelin 4 d guy,

Olunifeni, ur bros strong oh, how im commit genocide?
thx 4 d joke

Chie dat was hillarios,
Keep it up

chei!!! na wah 2 dis nairaland ppl. Una go kill person oh. C as my lungs wan burst because of too much laughter,
una don turn me to mad man so tey if I dey waka 4 road, I go dey laugh when I remember una joke

2008 seems real slow, I need to graduate and leave this school,

How do I make so much money? I need something legal

When do I get a girl of my own, when do I start creating time for myself?

Where can I get an explosive idea?

O boy ehn. it'z a big curse if u sleep with her, Dont ever try it, it'z very easy for a guy to let go a girl but for a girl to let go a guy, men it'z either the man is dead or ,
Avoid her like plague, But whatz the problem with the other guy? he shud come take his wife na than leaving her to waste, u know women are so different from men, a man at the age of 50 can still marry but a woman at the age of 30, will need both fasting and praying,

Look for someone else men, but I dey pity the girl oh,

Enjoy,

datz damn wicked even to say that 2 ur enemy, I enjoyed it, ppl around me didnt understand the reason for my laughter until they came around,

I tried it but it didnt work,
it waz a little bit close but it gave me the exact candy number,

lol.A nice one
The man don suffer abi no b the woman kill am?

lol my lungs are bursting,
Where did u get this joke frm? cudnt help lafin

@ Presleva
U can take this 4 a pet name Sleva lioness

This guy is damn young, What does he know abt life to get married at this age (18); nna guyz make una check dat kin thing,
because he'z got the money, men if he gets married now, he'll lost direction,
In short he is lucky he is not in Naija cos Ciara will leave him high and dry,
Well if his plan works out, letz watch what will then become of him in the nxt 3yrs

Yea Bob Manuel,
He comes to my office most of the time and he is friendly, He'z got sweet height though same with me, But more handsome

oh Larry ur too good, Love dat
my lungs are bursting

@ presleva, Which animal are u? or r u one of the monkeys?

Which tree does your birthday fall under?
(Descriptions are listed alphabetically.) DATE of BIRTH ~ TREE
December 23 to January 1 , Apple Tree
January 2 to January 11 , Fir Tree
January 12 to January 24 , Elm Tree

January 25 to February 3 , Cypress Tree
February 4 to February 8 , Poplar Tree
February 9 to February 18 , Cedar Tree
February 19 to February 28 , Pine Tree
March 1 to March 10 , Weeping Willow Tree
March 11 to March 20 , Lime Tree
March 21 , Oak Tree
March 22 to March 31 , Hazelnut Tree
April 1 to April 10 , Rowan Tree
April 11 to April 20 , Maple Tree
April 21 to April 30 , Walnut Tree
May 1 to May 14 , Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 , Chestnut Tree
May 25 to June 3 , Ash Tree
June 4 to June 13 , Hornbeam Tree
June 14 to June 23 , Fig Tree
June 24 , Birch Tree
June 25 to July 4 , Apple Tree
July 5 to July 14 , Fir Tree
July 15 to July 25 , Elm Tree
July 26 to August 4 , Cypress Tree
August 5 to August 13 , Poplar Tree
August 14 to August 23 , Cedar Tree
August 24 to September 2 , Pine Tree
September 3 to September 12 , Weeping Willow Tree
September 13 to September 22 , Lime Tree
September 23 , Olive Tree
September 24 to October 3 , Hazelnut Tree
October 4 to October 13 , Rowan Tree
October 14 to October 23 , Maple Tree
October 24 to November 11 , Walnut Tree
November 12 to November 21 , Chestnut Tree
November 22 to December 1 , Ash Tree
December 2 to December 11 , Hornbeam Tree
December 12 to December 21 , Fig Tree
December 22 , Beech Tree




Apple Tree - the Love

Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination

Ash Tree - the Ambition

Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trust-worthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.

Beech - the Creative

Has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialist, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch - The Inspiration

Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar - the Confidence
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy,tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree - the Honesty

Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritate and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

Cypress - the Faithfulness

Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgement, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.

Elm Tree - the Noble-Minuteness

Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends to not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.



Fig Tree - the Sensibility

Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

Fir Tree - the Mysterious

Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to it, rather modest,very ambitious, talented, industrious uncounted lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree - the Extraordinary

Charming, undermining, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody and capricious lover, honest and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgement.

Hornbeam - the Good Taste

Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgement, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with his/her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very consciences.

Lime Tree - the Doubt

Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress and labor, tends to laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous, loyal.

Maple - Independence of Mind

No ordinary person, full imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-respect, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, many complexes, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak - robust nature

Courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not love changes, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree - the Wisdom

Loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree - the Particularity

Loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, many disappointments till it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

Poplar - the Uncertainty

Looks very decorative, no self-confident behavior, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

Rowan - the Sensitivity

Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree - the Passion

Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

Weeping Willow - the Melancholy

Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

Monkeys are in the majority, hey fellow monkeys start climbing trees,
Watch that banana tree?,

@Kinglarry,
Thanks, it took me sometime 2 figure that out,
But I know there are critical games, I do sacrifice my queen, once I have an aim,