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Politics / Re: Fela Durotoye Describes His Running Mate As A Delectable Lady by Xkalaban(m): 11:15pm On Jan 20, 2019
So? Make we begin push motor when dem draw for wall? The woman talk say she no welcome the compliments? Some Nigerians love to be myopic man... Raaaabbish!

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Officer Drunk As Skunk Last Night In Ikotun (photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:18am On Jan 20, 2019
Na so Baba God go disgrace them and expose their shady lifestyle one by one. Staggat grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Android Q – See The New Features Google Plans On Releasing by Xkalaban(m): 6:57am On Jan 20, 2019
Ejadike:
lol.. You de find trouble sha, who are "the people"? IPhone people abi? grin

Lol, they both have their merits and demerits. I know first hand cos I dey use both...

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Politics / Re: Atiku Withdraws From Presidential Debate, States Why by Xkalaban(m): 11:15am On Jan 19, 2019
KilmerRougeDon:
Jubril is a shameless coward. He knows he will wreck himself up if attends that debate. That is why he will never attend, even if one is pointing a nuclear warhead at him. 9ja folks, if una like make u go lick this vomit a second time. Na una go suffer am.....


We're all in it together bro. Let's use our pvc's to expel the dullard from aso rock come next month. It's time to act for the sake of our unborn kids....

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Romance / Re: Blessing Bili: Lady To Marry Man She Asked Out On Facebook Page by Xkalaban(m): 8:34am On Jan 19, 2019
Eiyah, and she's quite cute herself too. Nice one girl... Ain't no shame nor blame in there wink

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Debate (Live Updates) by Xkalaban(m): 8:05am On Jan 19, 2019
Gbagam! E don kpeme. Today na today.
Onye gbọsọ, nne ya grin grin grin

Politics / Re: 8000 Flee From Rann In Borno To Cameroon After Boko Haram Attack by Xkalaban(m): 1:36pm On Jan 18, 2019
Pat4321:

Another Zombie /Jubril slave

And who exactly is ur quote referring to? Hope not me cos if so then u need medicated glasses. I don't sai no dullard mofo mehn.

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Stealing Female Pants Stained With Mentrual Blood by Xkalaban(m): 10:48am On Jan 18, 2019
Chai, hanty said she usually help ppl to wash there panties. This one good Samaritan of the underwear. U need to enroll under Lai Mohammed for ur tutorials... Raaaabbish!

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Crime / Re: Five Men Arrested For N466m Fraud After Hacking Into Bank’s Application. P by Xkalaban(m): 10:44am On Jan 18, 2019
NCAN make una no go develop migraine trying to solve this one. Make una abort mission sharperly... grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Imo APC Suspends Governor Okorocha by Xkalaban(m): 10:22am On Jan 18, 2019
CọckroachAss OkoroNwusa and APShit decapitating themselves from within... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: 8000 Flee From Rann In Borno To Cameroon After Boko Haram Attack by Xkalaban(m): 10:16am On Jan 18, 2019
Ok, I thought bokos were technically defeated already. And also that any fight against them is a fight against the north....smh

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Politics / Re: Owerri Zone Won’t Govern Imo Unless I Complete My Second Term—ohakim by Xkalaban(m): 11:50pm On Jan 17, 2019
Kaaam'on wee u shattap there. Shameless staggat!

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Politics / Re: Ogboru The APC Governorship Candidate Buhari Called 'APC Presidential Candidate' by Xkalaban(m): 9:21pm On Jan 17, 2019
Chai, 9ja don chi chomchin walahi grin angry grin

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Forgets The Year He Was Petroleum Minister by Xkalaban(m): 8:32pm On Jan 17, 2019
omega2128:


i told people that this is the real Buhari, if you ask Buhari ABC, he will be talking about XYZ with unnecessary stern face

Lol, grin

U'd be better off arguing with a mule than argue with him. Whether he's right or wrong, it doesn't matter. In his mind he is forever right, no compromise. How can such a person move a complex nation like 9ja forward. Smh...

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Forgets The Year He Was Petroleum Minister by Xkalaban(m): 7:59pm On Jan 17, 2019
mekaboy:
Kadaria: What are your thoughts on restructuring with regards to education?

Buhari: I’m expecting the press to investigate the corruption in the local government.

Kadaria: Why should the Nigerian people vote for you again?

Buhari : I’ve said before that if my party nominates me, I will contest.

Kadaria: The soldiers are protesting poor treatment and are ill equipped. What are your thoughts?

Buhari : I get situation report from the military. The military should investigate the demonstrations because they are not supposed to demonstrate.

Kadaria: BH targeting the military and killing soldiers. Are you worried about that?

Buhari: They choose the time to attack. We have resource limitations. BH get help from external forces.

Kadaria: What’s the solution to the conflict between farmers and herdsmen?

Buhari: we studied grazing routes from the 1st republic. Benue Governor shouldn’t ban grazing but provide routes for grazing.

Dear Buharist, can you people see your President? This is embarrassing.

Very, very embarrassing... Smh!

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Politics / Re: I Don't Know The Technology Used In Making Of Ganduje Bribery Videos - Buhari by Xkalaban(m): 10:03am On Jan 17, 2019
Lol, where is Prosident Buhari? Come and see what ppl are saying about you ooo. They said u can't tell ur left from ur right cheesy

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Politics / Re: Buhari Reveals Boko Haram’s Sponsors by Xkalaban(m): 8:55am On Jan 17, 2019
The sources outside 9ja has no name abi? Ransom money comes to mind too...
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Nwobosi And Nnamdi Kanu Meet In Israel, Speaks On 1966 Military Coup by Xkalaban(m): 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2019
Sai Jubrilists will not like this... undecided

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Nearly Falls In Kogi During Campaign by Xkalaban(m): 6:35pm On Jan 16, 2019
No be small matter ooo! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by Xkalaban(m): 4:24pm On Jan 16, 2019
Lol, that's crazy grin

Even though I'm not a CR7 fan, they should appreciate him. Cos without him, RealMadSh!t is washed up trash. As their current season clearly reflects. Well, karma is one hell of a nasty bitch!

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Sports / Re: Giorgio Chiellini: Cristiano Ronaldo Broke My Dreams Many Times by Xkalaban(m): 3:30pm On Jan 16, 2019
LesbianBoy:


This picture under this your post shows why CR7 is the greatest player ever. See the kind of players he played with yet he and Messi were competing. grin grin grin

Lol, now ur shifting goal post. Focus on the message bro grin

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Sports / Re: Giorgio Chiellini: Cristiano Ronaldo Broke My Dreams Many Times by Xkalaban(m): 3:27pm On Jan 16, 2019
DREAMZZZ:
try another league try another league...if messi joins man city now he will score more goals and win the epl if he join juventus he will score more goals and win serie a.. same with joining psg or bayern munich nothing special.in joining top clubs and winning titles there..messi is happy where he is tell...since ur ronaldo is a god why not tell him to join ac milan and win serie a ballon d'or..there.....some1 that dosent contribute anything just stays in the 18 area looking and hustling for easy tap ins so he can rush to the corner flag..to jump and celebrate like a little bìtch that he is

U know what time it is brother....
Sports / Re: Giorgio Chiellini: Cristiano Ronaldo Broke My Dreams Many Times by Xkalaban(m): 3:23pm On Jan 16, 2019
LesbianBoy:
That is what a G. O. A. T does to you grin grin grin

Meanwhile whose heart as A.S.U.N Messi broken before? angry angry

U should ask around. Starting from Ronaldo, Morinho, Maradona the drug addict, Pele a.K.a the new Kanye, the entire Real Madrid team and its board of directors, Man U, Juventus, Bayern Munich, Athletico, Chelsea, Man City, PSG, AC and Inter Milan, Arsenal, Tottenham....... At this point need I say more bro?

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Politics / Re: US Visa: Reps Panel Chair Nkem-abonta Attacked Me Over Punch’s Report - Activist by Xkalaban(m): 9:02am On Jan 16, 2019
armadeo:



Fixed

Lol, the common ppl are part of it too. Especially the way idiots drive on 9ja roads like animals on wheels or put there goods in the middle of the road and convert it to a market place cos they want to sell goods. Or corruption in our various institutions on individual levels. But then again if the govt was effective such ppl would've faced severe penalties to deter others from doing same. Many things are just wrong with this country. Common sense is for free....

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Politics / Re: US Visa: Reps Panel Chair Nkem-abonta Attacked Me Over Punch’s Report - Activist by Xkalaban(m): 7:14am On Jan 16, 2019
9ja which way na? When are we gonna wipe out all this vomit we call leaders from A to Z? Na them be 70% of the problem....

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Politics / Re: China Promises Huge Investment In Imo As Chinese Ambassador Visits Nwulu Of UPP by Xkalaban(m): 9:56pm On Jan 15, 2019
Hmmmm, wetin come concern isolo and oshodi for Imo state naa
Sports / Re: Pele: "Kylian Mbappe Can Become The New Pele!" by Xkalaban(m): 7:54pm On Jan 15, 2019
Lol, maybe the next Pele. But the next Messi.... Nada grin
Crime / Re: Policeman flogs driver for refusing to bribe them in Benin (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 2:55pm On Jan 15, 2019
tstx:


So upon all the obvious signs.. You still think God answer prayers related to Nigeria


Bros me I wonder. The thing just tire me. Are we supposed to give up then cos God isn't answering? He has to answer ooo....
Crime / Re: Policeman flogs driver for refusing to bribe them in Benin (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 2:07pm On Jan 15, 2019
Dear God, when will all this oppression of the common ppl in this country stop? Why have thou forsaken us in this country? No good news for the masses whatsoever. Is it because our problems are man-made? Is that why you have forsaken us and looked the other way? Please exercise ur infinite mercy and eradicate this evil in this country. Even though I'm not the one being flogged. It's unbearable hearing such, talk more of watching it sad

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Sports / Re: Vandals Cart Away Kanu’s Medals by Xkalaban(m): 1:35pm On Jan 15, 2019
Vabasi:


I think you should ask Jesus Christ to forgive you first before you type another rubbish.
Next time try not to blaspheme.


So says Mr. Notice-me. Git da 4uck outta here....

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Sports / Re: Vandals Cart Away Kanu’s Medals by Xkalaban(m): 11:50am On Jan 15, 2019
This is really a shameful and disheartening thing. Savagery and desperation has become the order of the day in this country. Even if Jesus should come down here in person from the sky, he can't save Nigeria from the evil it has become. Tụfịakwa!

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Crime / Re: Man Caught With Stolen Panties At Oscohtech Ogun, Disguised As Woman by Xkalaban(m): 9:25am On Jan 15, 2019
Nawao, at this rate ppl will soon turn to cannibals and start devouring each other's flesh. Desperation is the order of the day in this Juria. Smh....

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