Happy birthday man. Wishing u all the best in life. Have fun

lefulefu:
omo if someone wey i allow lodge for my place for sometime then he start to dey carry different ashawo to shag for pad and i happen to know omo i go tell such a guy make im comot for my pad.most of these ashawos dey roll with armed robbers and drug users and dem dey also serve as informants for criminals.no be say u go come dey sleep one night den person go point gun for ur face.

Exactly! Some ppl no dey use their head I tell u. Dem just dey all out there. No coordination whatsoever. Every right thinking guy go coordinate so long say him dey squat for another person domot. No bringing of unwanted attention and certainly no random strangers.
To some extent, same applies to family house cos others stay there too.

That's more like it. That's the way to go

Master. Udoka suppose go rent his own house if him want to dey carry different girls dey come house naa. Chijioke wife don dey para cos she no dey fit keep track of how many oloshos him dey bring again and she no know the one wey fit carry armed robbers come there one day

God bless u sire. And may he give u excellent health as well as prolong ur days of awesome soccer.

perdollar:
omo, see reasons! ..dts y NeSSI wl never b a leader-maradona

Lol, wetin I wan carry drug addict opinion do? He's simply jealous say the gifted maestro don outshine am. Make him go high push motor wey dem draw for wall abegi...

IKON360:
all those shouting leave Barcelona, please if you had a job as the most important employer in your firm with so much leverage that you could ask for any amount of money as your wage and other employees are employed to help you maximise your output. Will you leave such a job knowing that any other job on earth was a downgrade, will you leave?

Plus that very job gave you life and a reason to believe in urself when others didn't. His bond with his job at Barca is unbreakable...

The G.O.A.T

Welcome to Juria. The land of crisis and confused folks like headless chickens running helter skelter in all directions....

There was simply a country....

fujirice:

That may be true though.
Teaching requires patience and above all, it requires self-control among other qualities.
I have a student that is so empty that I am ALWAYS tempted to ask her, why are you this daft? But I realised it's not her fault and moreover that's why I have the job in the first place, to help her.
So, with great care, I teach these ones.

Yes, I think a good teacher should be tolerant and patient but yet persuasive. It's good to know when to push or scold a student and also when to retract and encourage them. Finding the balance is the key.

Lol, big kudos to her for being real and truthful. Time waits for no one me dear....

fujirice:
And she has such a wonderful handwriting.
Why didn't the teacher see that?
Please o, teaching is not just a profession, it's a calling!

That stupid teacher was probably envious of her brilliance. There's no way that girl could have been dull in class. When I saw her handwriting I paused for a moment and took a closer look to see if it was typed or indeed written by her. That teacher must have hated her attitude or something else. What a waste

This story reminds me of this line from one of the greatest wiggaz of all times. "Over-reaction is my only reaction" - Slim Shady (I sh!t on you) that yr....

Saintsami:


i know wetin dey do him, he can toast with that voice

Lol, no time for Jebez. Next pls....

Saintsami:
But jazzy, what are u waiting for?
go and married too

Lol, he will married when the time is due...

My guy is sensing. No be to come rhyme about how woman body dey make u collo, ur flashy car, chains and all sorts of trash.... Nice one Falz, keep the fire blazing

Lol this is daylight robbery like someone's monika said. Me nah fit do am ooo. If dem no gree collect the bride price, make dem kukuma marry their daughter by their self. Smh.....

Wasted semen. Abegi help them waste finish by sending them to hell.

I don't blame him. I blame sai Jubril. All he knows is to create problems and controversy in everything he's involved in. Smh.....!

Hmmmmm, nice. I like.... I like....

Lol, see as hediat just go wreck himself. Anụ mpam!

Emeikus:
We used paper in our time.

And for the record the indomie generation is certainly better than the other generation.

The indomie generation have improved health care and long life span
The indomie generation have better communication systems
The indomie generation have better education

Lol @the bolded. I disagree bro. The level of ntutu (expo) that goes on in our academic institutions is like cancer. Corruption, sex for marks, sorting and mandatory payment of lecturer's textbooks and handouts by students has ruined our current day education. So indomie generation ain't getting no better education in 9ja than the old timers. Period!

hisexcellency34:
who dash this mgbeke most beautiful girl in Nigeria?

I wonder.... I thought I'm the only one that noticed

hisexcellency34:
who dash this mgbeke most beautiful girl in Nigeria?

I wonder....

berrystunn:


Lard have mercy on those waiting to vote buhari

No be small matter I tell u....

Chai, ppl go soon turn to cannibals dey devour each other with the way things are going. Lord have mercy...

Nice piece. Had to read till the end for the first frigging thyme. But yeah dearie, I tell the ladies same too. Its not all about the stunner n all. U cld hold ur future hobby down just by being true to urself and doing natural stuff.... What's real n what's not..........

AmazonHippolyta:

I know a lot more than you in football.
So run along to the kitchen where you belong and pound fufu for yourself.

No mind am jor. Na Penaldo bingo

Samexdx:
Messi still remains the Greatest Of All Time. Argue with your ancestors, if you're pained find your way to the lagoon

Penaldo's bingos won't like this.....

Spoken like a real man and a true hero. Ride on my hero....

So he went ant took a knife to launch attack first?serves him right....