₦airaland Forum

bodyonchecheche:
Small dick negro spotted

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Nigerian women are too petty, selfish, insensitive and always playing to the gallery.
Almost daily, we hear women divorcing their husbands because they claim their husbands have small joysticks, the husband is a one minute man, the husband can't satisfy them on bed: and such reasons are supported by all women.
But just for this complain by this man who has sort other ways for her wife to give him sexual satisfaction, because of the woman's sexual inefficiencies, all the ladies are now attacking g him.
Nigerian ladies are hypocrites, he obviously loves her and wants to keep his marriage, but was only looking for ways to be faithful and happy.
Seriously, if you can't give your husband or wife Mouth Gig, if he or she asks, then you are not compatible.

Babacele:
I'm sure he would go behind to beg Keyamo by the time the heat is turned on him to substantiate his spurious claims. Let us wait and see.

Mumu, wetin you know?

buhariguy:
if you want to interview head of state, will you demand for his credentials.
It ought not to be so.

He meant job interview?
Where is your brain app?

Omoekun931:
So, that girl is 16. How I wan take know

I believe some nairalanders should be cage in psychiatric homes and you are just one out of thousands of them.

CilicMarin:
It Can Only Be One Buhari!

Sai Buhari Till 2023..

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jumpandpas:



The rate of illiteracy in the north is alarming. People there go into marriage without proper planning for the children apart from shipping them into various states to do shoe shining and packing of refuse.

Their youths don't contribute any meaningful thing to their immediate environments. They don't take part in weekly or monthly sanitations, they don't develop any place of their abode, they don't rent house or build one etc. everything about them is archaic.

Before you quote me, check Northern youths in your immediate environments.

And GEJ tried to emancipate them by building 9 universities for them, yet they rigged him out because darkness and illiteracy are their norms

deliveryboy:
You keep posting stories as if Christians are not the aggressors in this case. The Christians are fighting and killing because a Christian chief has been killed. There are reprisal attacks going on. Portraying on religion as the perpetual victims and the others as aggressors won't solve the problem. We should desist from spreading hateful news such as this one. Pray for Kaduna and spread words of inspiration instead.

So they should hide true stories?
You have no true story , except trash full of sentiments, but you will all fail at the end.

PapalsBull:
Pita Heobi, you're saying the truth. I mean, gov't is far away from and nobody is gonna tell you the truth while you are in gov't.
But, unfortunately you and Athifku are gonna loss woefully come next year and we are gonna arrange your OBItuary.

Kiss the truth .

See grammar!
Lifeless begets lifeless
Dullard begets dullard.

barojana:
This nk na just loud trouble maker. If he is ready let him come to Nigeria and continue his agitation.

What if the broadcast was fake and a manipulation by APC?
What if he is really dead?

Nnaabros:
See your life. Even if the world is crumbling, hustle continues. Besides, it's just a threat and you've already crawled into a hole, shaking like water leaf

And you are always digging holes with your criminality, causing problems for is locally and internationally.
Just listen to yourself "even if the world is crumbling hustle continues", and you think you are impressing who?
When your family crumbles then you can impress us with your 419 advert.

Nnaabros:

What is wrong with you?
Something very worrisome is being discussed and are advertising your 419/

abc115:

This guy apperance has already divided loyalty to PDP/Atiku ticket
Do you see any atikulating today, after the news broke?

Is that your dream?

CharleyBright:
A bus with Passengers plunged into river and people are still missing and rescuers as standing on site of incidence taking pictures as super heros
Every single counts in saving life.

It is either you are a kid or a very big fool!
People volunteered amidst the high risk of the high water level, with little or no technological help and, rescued drowning people. The fact that they saved life at all is a pass mark, and they saved more than one person. Okay you wanted them to continue swimming to futa jalon

The people are still missing, so you should come out from your hiding and start searching for them.

rxmusa:
The youth need initiatives that harnesses their potential and maximise their productivity, lottery isn't one. Its just a way of robbing people their money, sadly people keep having hope that they'll win.

That's why President Muhammadu Buhari is committed to ensuring maximising productivity in youth. His reelection is a sure way to better stability of Nigeria and Nigerians.
God bless Nigeria

In four years how many job did he create for the youth?
Buhari's supreme agenda is to seize the land that the youth inherited from their fathers, and give them to Fulani herdsmen as cattle colony and grazing land.
Imagine the plan a 21st century president has for his youth, when people are using ranch world over.
Unemployment has been at its peak under buhari.
Buhari can not even manage his party APC, ordinary primaries he can not conduct.
It's either you are schizophrenic or naturally mischievous.

sagio09:
Wetin una want make we do naw. We should go to sambisa and collect her from boko guys ?

May your misery be everlasting and may your sorrow be devil's hobby.

ATEAMS:
slightly albino fine boi

Better no dey ever good for your eyes!
You are so angry with nice things that you always have to improvise bitterness, just to taint fine things.

My guy, for once, force yourself to be happy.
Ok

Fukafuka:

Do meaningful thing with your time

Earthbound:
Mixing religion with politics f***ed Europe up for centuries under the Popes.

Oyedepo is a disgrace for fraternizing with these lots.
Modified.
Let me make it clear that I'm not a supporter of either side. They're one and the same.
Fela sang and it still applies today;

Election story nko

Obasanjo plan am very well

Election story nko

Obasanjo plan am very well

Him take old politicians

Wey rule Nigeria before

The same old politicians

Wey spoil Nigeria before

Obasanjo carry all of them

All of them dey there now

E no finish, e no finish...



The young Africans them get two ears for head

Them get two eyes too

Them dey see the thing wey dey happen

Them dey hear am too

Few people dey fat with big money

And the rest dey hungry

Me Fela, I challenge Obasanjo

Na wayo him dey all the time

Make him carry me go any court

I go open book for am

Na wayo government we dey o

E gba mi o

Na weak government we dey o

Ye paripa o

Na paddy paddy government we dey

E gba mi o

Yeah!

We give money

Paddy paddy

Arrange ni

Wayo wayo

Economic

We give money

Paddy paddy

Wayo wayo

When the kinsmen of a government slaughter your flock, burn your sanctuaries and the president tells you to transfer your land to him and his murderous kinsmen, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO PROTECT YOUR FLOCK AND RELATIVES?
Oyedekpo is a human been and the Churches razed down including the worshippers are houses of God and children of God respectively.
Oyedekpo and other Nigerians who support Atiku/Obi do not do it because buhari is a Moslem, no, Atiku is also a Moslem and a Fulani too.
We do it because buhari is does not care about other tribes and religion.

Kingspin:
Even till tomorrow Buhari/APC will not give you any constructive answer or issue base reply. APC busy picking anything to defend Buhari. Don't waste your time with them

Note; Before you vote for APC consult senator Shehu Sani right now.

Ooh!
Why did you mention shehu sani the puke drinker

otukpo:
You included that failure Theodore Orji in the list of those that can represent Igbos interest?

Tufiakwa, now I know that you are anti - Igbo.

Wetin I do now.
OK, you fit in.

Doerstech:
The VP will defintely be one of the above, and when i say "clout" i don't mean one with a cult followership but one who fit's into the criteria for the VP as outlined by Atiku and PDP

Everybody fits in, just as Atiku is trying to fit in.
Most people especially Southerners including Obasanjo, never thought Atiku could fit in, but they are all behind him now in a bid to make him fit in properly.
So Chidoka, Iweala, Ekweremmadu, Theodore Orji, Enyinnaya Abaribe, etc can conveniently serve.
After all, who was Osinbajo in Nigeria politics before 2014/2015?
He was just a mere commissioner.
Atiku can atikulate anybody as running mate.

Doerstech:
Yes, but he won't become even if Atiku goes East for VP..he needs someone with more clout

So it will be either of

Ngozi

Peter Obi

Soludo

or

Adesina.,....(SW)



It will be any of these 4...

I have nothing against youthful Chidoka who will definitely represent the SE well...but aside youthfulness where else does he fit into the criteria lay down for Atiku VP? on the economy and international reach? that's where NOI, Obi, Soludo and Adesina comes in....

Nobody has cult-followership in the east.
No easterner has such clout that you implied, south east is peculiar. it is an acephalous region. The only easterner that enjoyed such followerhip and acceptance across five eastern states recently, was Nnamdi KANU, but he is no politician.
Any high profile name form the east that is not openly opposed to restructuring or Biafra, could sell.

uboma:
There is no smoke without fire.

The lady cannot be entirely free from blame....

Will you guys stop defending evil.
Shut up!
This is why crime is persistently circulating in the country, that is why God is punishing us with bad rulers.

slivertongue:
SAD &WICKED!!
bt some of dis girls aint as innocent as dey want d public 2bliv. he exploited u, bt didnt force u abi

Have you ever heard of "undue advantage" or "taking advantage of someone"?
A lecturer, teacher or any other school official is ENTRUSTED with the duty of making STUDENTS graduates , in CHARACTER and ACADEMICS.

amaniro:



Its now that they know they'd speak out.

The did has been done

May your daughters and sisters, even your mother be victims of sexual abuse.

samysmoothfresh:
(1) we broke guys no get money to lose....................which money dem wan collect?


(2) which orgasm?............oga we one-minute men no dey give any stupid hoe any yeye orgasm................we no dey give dem orgasm even by mistake becos before dem don pull pant, we don already cum.............


(3) lick wetin?................wetin lick?..................suck wetin?.................which vagina?,..........vagina which?............................


(4) Na dem dey ravage you and una!!!!........................dem no dey ravage me and us!!!

Senseless

samysmoothfresh:
preys that'll still end up devouring you and ravaging your vagina........................

You lose your money, time and energy.
She takes your money and makes profit from your loss.
You get orgasm per round.
She gets copious orgasms per round; depending on how you kill your self per round.
You pump up and down to satisfy her on top your money.
She does not work to satisfy you, even when she moans in pleasure, you foolishly think you have killed.
You even lick and suck her vvagina even when most of them are smelling like pre-independence latrine, yet you paid and willing to pay more.

My guy nothing wey we dey ravage,
Na Dem Dey Ravage Us

Neyoor:






FTC.



I dedicate this FTC to my newly elected governor; Gboyega Oyetola. A.k.a Ilerioluwa.

You enemies shall always be frustrated just as the policemen is frustrating this shameless men.



The jobless men are washing their linens in public when their party already challenged the result of the poll at the court. Why not wait for court judgement before constituting nuisance in the country.


Ilerioluwa ti se, haters shall be frustrated

Talking of nuisance, you have just exhibited mental nuisance.
Let me use "FELASOPHY" to analyze you and your mental slavery.
All you just said, na animal talk be that, na animal sense be that.
How animal like you go no say peaceful protest na human right.
How animal like you go no say human right our property.
When your loved ones gets brutalized by the police, you go begin dey cry foul.
Personally, I don't pity Adeleke or anybody or any party that loses any election or rigging; it is just karma at work.
But rubbishing the right of people is childish: REMEMBER, KARMA IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.

KenOne:
I am in pains, severe pains, i can't take this any more.

They're not picking my calls, Oshiomhole, Buhari and Amaechi are not not picking my calls.

Any APC candidate that PDP supporters and e-warriors supports, APC should check out for that candidate he's another Saraki and Dogara in the making.

Magnus Abe mumu don really do.

Tonye Cole isa goal. Governorship candidate
Andrew Uchendu isa goal Rivers East
Oji Ngofa isa goal Rivers South-East
Asita O. Asita isa goal Rivers West.

See as plothiefcians matter chop your head.
E no get anything wey dey give you joy?
Try now, bros, leave politicians, na una head dem rush.

anayolity:
Keep kwayet... what shall we then call you.

Ladies anything to make you trend do it.... so a rich guy can find you

Is it any body's fault that you are never happy.
Try to like yourself, small.