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Education / Re: Were You Broke In School? Share Your Story by Yaks02(m): 1:31pm On Sep 17, 2021
PrinceJoeWan:
Still in school, nt easy though at one time I had to go more than a week drinking garri with just salt, at one point salt got finished so I was left with only garri but I survived and still surviving by HIS GRACE

Everywhere just red 4 me, from trekking to school to staying all day without eating and to trekking back home. The fees got high and I couldn't afford and the painful thing is I had to drop out, I'm now a security man in Lagos..... Abeg if anyone has a better menial job I de ready abeg, I wan go part time..... I get NCE certificate sha

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Jersey No10 From Gianni Infantino by Yaks02(m): 3:06pm On Sep 16, 2021
daddytime:
Lol

Chelsea don sign new midfielder....

Lukaku don suffer.

Up Blues grin


Abeg abeg abeg
Stop it nau
Na Everton jersey b dat
Celebrities / Re: Simi Called Out By MC Morris, She Reacts (Photos) by Yaks02(m): 10:37am On Sep 16, 2021
Crowwejihadist:
Stupid girl

Very very stupid girl
Family / Re: My Neighbor Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by Yaks02(m): 12:16am On Sep 16, 2021
Kempinski:
How am I a tool for the devil to use?

Give me her number nau
I want to tell her something
Properties / Re: Simple Steps To Successful House-hunting In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 11:11pm On Sep 15, 2021
A very good self contain apartment available in Lekki
Hit me up if interested
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shows Off Her New House, Splashes Champagne To Celebrate by Yaks02(m): 11:00pm On Sep 15, 2021
saphiere:
PH

Too far
I de Lagos

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Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Denies Comparing IPOB, Yoruba Nation Agitators With Boko Haram by Yaks02(m): 10:48pm On Sep 15, 2021
Abeg who get any jumia voucher code na
I wan order for something but I need discounts
Politics / Re: Amir, Aisha Yesufu's Son Graduates From Regent University London (Pics, Video) by Yaks02(m): 10:28pm On Sep 15, 2021
Okoroawusa:
So you have a grown up son like this and you hid him in London during #ENDSARS protests?

Unu afugonu isi okwu anyi?

Didn't she participate??
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shows Off Her New House, Splashes Champagne To Celebrate by Yaks02(m): 10:23pm On Sep 15, 2021
saphiere:
Congrats baby girl.

Who is going to take me out this night? I feel bored and bitter. I need to free up some thoughts.


Send location
Romance / Re: Addictions: Which Is Hardest To Quit? Sex, Masturbation, Drinking, Smoking Etc? by Yaks02(m): 9:56am On Sep 15, 2021
Bahamas95:
My boss few years back was having the same problem. He was a chain smoker trying to quit but all his efforts proved abbortive, he was frustrated. According to what I later heard his wife took him somewhere for deliverance and he quit after sometime.

Lemme tell you my smoking story grin. I was a smoker for 1wk.....There was this fateful day my guy and I went to the jungle to smoke weed years back and I met one senior man in our street there. The guy was well respected by niggars, he was shocked when he saw me and called me to a corner to advice me.

He stared at me for like a minute without uttering any word while smoking. I thought he would even shot me with the way he was staring. grin.....Las las he said "Oboy you wan smoke"? You know how many years I don dey smoke this Igbo now"? "So na this same thing small fine boy like you wan do abi"? The way he was dropping the lines slowly I almost shed tears. He asked me a question that I couldn't answer, the question is still fresh in my memory. It's like a puzzle.....He said " Pikin wey dem carry for back dey tell he mama say he match sand, how he take match the sand"? After some time of silence he said "nor come this jungle again or go any other jungle anywhere for your life, I like you well well"

That was the last day I touched weed. Lemme shock you now, could you believe I came across that my childhood friend last year, the guy I followed to the jungle and he is still smoking till today.....I couldn't even recognize him easily because he looks far older than me. Someone who is 2yrs my senior now looking like my grandpa, weed has destroyed him......Thank God for my life today.

No b small tin at all
Family / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Yaks02(m): 6:21pm On Sep 14, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
Just as the subject above

What is the funniest thing you ever did when you still a child?

Mine is very funny cheesy

When men was still a child living with my parent, my mom woke me up one day for morning devotion. I hurried to the bathroom to pee. Guess what. I start sleeping while peeing cheesy i slept of the bathroom floor.

Share yours and let's laugh ...

I came back from school and after eating I was in a hurry to go and play, my mum bought new pants and I wanted to wear it that day so I went into the room and put on my trouser as I was about moving out I remember I didn't put the pants on, I removed the trouser and I forgot why I took it off so I put it back, on putting it back I remembered that I was supposed to wear my pant but I was too lazy to remove the trouser again because it was too tight so I just wore the pants on the trouser and went playing, everyone that saw me that day laughed like there's no tomorrow but I no send oh.......... I can't forget this day at all

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Romance / Re: Addictions: Which Is Hardest To Quit? Sex, Masturbation, Drinking, Smoking Etc? by Yaks02(m): 5:55pm On Sep 14, 2021
Bahamas95:
I can't do without sex and don't believe it's a bad addiction.

Judging from what I have heard about smoking I think it's the hardest to quit. Most people who engage in masturbation are sex starved. No sane person would engage in that rubbish..... Instead of me to masturbate I would rather go to a brothel to cool off.


U are right
I do smoke and I can tell u smoking is the hardest
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 5:53pm On Sep 14, 2021
Offpoint1:

I see one like that for Farm City, if see nonsense werey wear.

Transparent small top wey just barely reach her chest, no bra... Breast dey completely see through... Come wear transparent skin tight, no panties... Na so viva dey show with tick forest.

I dey inside those small shuttle bus, driver wan lose guard... Even woman wey dey inside bus shake head.


Hahahaha
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 10:07am On Sep 14, 2021
Offpoint1:

Things dey happen for Admiralty way... Ladies literally walking naked in the name of dressing.

Ahswear
I once borrow person bike oh
As I de ride de go I com hit person car because of nyash
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija - Angel Opens Her Private Part In Front Of Whitemoney And Queen by Yaks02(m): 1:23am On Sep 14, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 1:14am On Sep 14, 2021
Offpoint1:
Even as a broke guy, I concur.

My eyes has seen something in lekki... I pity alot of future husbands.

I fear for future generations...

U know dis exactly, anytime I enter Itedo market or Admiralty way I keep on wondering how many people will make heaven 4 Lagos
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 1:12am On Sep 14, 2021
sammieguze:
It's hard to serve God everywhere.

It takes grace to live according to the standard God wants us to

E different 4 Lagos
U need to com see mehn
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija - Angel Opens Her Private Part In Front Of Whitemoney And Queen by Yaks02(m): 12:55am On Sep 14, 2021
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How does someone withdraw?
Family / Re: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by Yaks02(m): 12:33am On Sep 14, 2021
James4358:
Thanks,, am thinking of sending a relation that is close to my home town to go say some words beside his grave side, while i buckle up to send the money to the church's branch where he made the vow.. He was always aggressive while alive, & am afraid of further beatings. Av left home for a colleague's place where i'll spend this week but am afraid to tel him of my predicament.

If u can open up here, try and open up to ur friend as he may profer a lasting solution
Car Talk / Re: Let’s Laugh Together And Also Learn From My Funny Experience by Yaks02(m): 12:26am On Sep 14, 2021
emorse:
This isn't funny at all. Maybe you get plenty money sha.

Him get oh
Family / Re: Married Only: How Often Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by Yaks02(m): 12:23am On Sep 14, 2021
Onyi22:
Op said Married people only but make I shock una
Na singles dy Bleep pass married couples.
cheesy cheesy
To the question,unless am on my period, I Bleep everyday

No wonder u just de glow anyhow
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Been Mistaken For Somebody? by Yaks02(m): 12:50am On Sep 13, 2021
what's yours?[/quote]

Till today this sh*t de happen to me, I have plenty Sha but here are d few.

1. I was born and brought up in Jos and I started venturing into entertainment business since when I was 18, I frequently go for shows and through that I became friends with a lot of popular faces and my OAP friends do give me hype on radio from Time to time. A lot of people do tell me I resemble Ice Prince and would want to know if I'm his brother and I'll always say no and that's the truth (I have never met him in person) so one girl met me and was telling how long it took her to finally meet me cos I'm Ice Prince brother, I told her several times I'm not but she said I'm just lying cos I don't want people to know my identity. I later said she was right and we f*cked

2. Recently, I went to church (Province 20) in Lekki and as I walk in one security guy just shouted Ice Prince. People were just amazingly looking at me. In fact I left the church before the closing time oh because the way some girls were starring at me I just know they will later come for selfies


3. I was in ss3 nd I sneak out of the hostelv and on way way to the market, I was surrounded by touts who claimed I fought their superior in the jungle and ran away, their superior was giving them order to deal with me but I kept on saying I wasn't the one and one of them just asked them to go. I was wondering how I can beat up such a hefty man and I was just 17 then.

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Career / Re: Should I Take This Deal...? I Need Advice Please by Yaks02(m): 2:46pm On Sep 12, 2021
IfIPerishIPeris:
Seek GOD's Face and go with what he tells you.

These are very crazy times. Not Everything that looks Good is Good.

Personally, I rejected a Full package Sponsorship to the USA early this year, as GOD did not Permit me to take it. And I have no regret for it.

U can never reject it if u are doing a security job like me
Career / Re: Should I Take This Deal...? I Need Advice Please by Yaks02(m): 2:43pm On Sep 12, 2021
Moving4:
Take it! There are a lot of Nigerians in Canada too not dat u are going to where no Nigerian is living. And it's even a work visa, meaning you'll be giving a job when u get there.

Ah! I need this kind opportunity o, even if I'll have to pay the whole money when I get there.

We are on the same table my brother
Career / Re: Should I Take This Deal...? I Need Advice Please by Yaks02(m): 2:42pm On Sep 12, 2021
Softboy001:

I just what to weigh my options. Well thanks anyway, I will pray

Take the deal my bro, life is all about risk besides you are on a better side.
Please I'm also interested, if u can talk to the man, I will remit 2m bro
Religion / Re: My Experience With Prophecy by Yaks02(m): 2:31pm On Sep 12, 2021
macrodata:
There's this Prophet in Jos who told me about my mom's ailment she' had been managing for 5 years then. I was shocked because not even one of my friends knew about it. He ask that I bring her to Jos, I did and her healing started that week.

Same prophet told me about the girl I discussed the possibility of marriage the night before. He told me the next day on a Sunday service that if I marry that girl I was discussing marriage with the previous night, it'll be my biggest mistake in life. Funny enough she sat 2 seats away from me but didn't hear a word of what the prophet said, everyone one else heard it clearly.

The prophet's name is Ritabbi. The church is called Christ As Of Old Ministry.

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Please stop all these quotes of advertising a church! This is not about the Prophet but about God who gets all the glory and praise for what he has done in my life and the life of my family. God cannot be mocked, after insulting me and the prophet for God's blessing, you think your own prayers will be answered abi? Don't let the Devil use you to discredit God. If you have any contrary opinion or wokeness, please
keep it to yourself, there are people who you're denying the blessing of a testimony with your filthy words.


Where in jos?
Send location ASAP
Celebrities / Re: Sanwolu, Gbajabiamila, Dbanj, Makinwa, Storm Mo Abudu Birthday Party: Pics/Video by Yaks02(m): 2:12pm On Sep 12, 2021
Zoharariel:
And what exactly are we supposed to do with this useless news & pictures when Boko Haram is already knocking at the gates while Buhari’s induced-hunger is pushing us into opening the gates for them?

Answer me?

They are trying to let you know that these girls rule Lagos indirectly
Romance / Re: Should I Wait For My Girlfriend Who's In 300L To Finish While Am Already 34yrs ? by Yaks02(m): 4:24pm On Sep 11, 2021
Kadejo:
Abeg na sincere response I need oo

Don't wait, that's what I can say.
If u haven't start any formal process, go ahead and start. No time bro
Family / Re: A 50-year-old Man Impregnated My 16-year-old Sister. by Yaks02(m): 4:13pm On Sep 11, 2021
munstaqq:


Hmmm... Won't it affect her? Our fear is death.

If it's less than 3 months, it won't affect her hence it's going to be carried out by professionals
Family / Re: A 50-year-old Man Impregnated My 16-year-old Sister. by Yaks02(m): 4:08pm On Sep 11, 2021
Amotolongbo:
That is bad. cry

Getting the traditional rulers and the police informed on this will be the appropriate step to take.

I am talking my own mind now. If you quote me to say nonsense, thunder will strike you.
“I will take the girl to the hospital and sign to terminate the pregnancy”..

Who is going to take care of the baby, the young innocent girl or the old irresponsible foolish man?
Having the baby is an eternal stain on the girl.

I'll will also go with this
Politics / Re: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by Yaks02(m): 3:33pm On Sep 11, 2021
Gov. Simon Lalong of plateau state
All in all I'm rating him 4/10 and na just payment of salaries make 4, E suppose be 2/10
Career / Re: Experience With Helping Friends Fund Their Business by Yaks02(m): 2:39pm On Sep 11, 2021
Philipmems:
Don't do it, gave someone $5000 for almost 4 years now not a cent. Although it's nothing compared to what I earn monthly, it's just the principle and the betrayal that hurts.

That shouldn't stop you from giving out to others willingly or voluntarily
People like me

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