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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uber/bolt Business In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 12:49pm On Oct 19, 2021
GistFullGround:




If you have the money, I can help you get a very sound car from the USA but you must pay for the shipping & clearance fee.

My fee is $250

Pay for shipping and that's all?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uber/bolt Business In Lagos by Yaks02(m): 12:46pm On Oct 19, 2021
SmartGadgetz:
Hahaha I dey laugh.

Use your money do other things o.
No risk your life, your health, your time, your money, your car on something that is a temporary source of income.

I have corolla 04 for sale. 1.250m.
Check my profile for more pictures.
Location : VI

Give me hire purchase biko
Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by Yaks02(m): 12:25pm On Oct 16, 2021
ntrukpum:
Hello friends, my daughter is very far ahead of her peers (class mates and outsiders) academically and otherwise. She started school when she was 2yrs. 3wks in school she had already knw how to write 1 to 10, A to F (I mean write not just to read).

Now she is 3yrs and she does things extraordinary. She can write 1 to 200, Aa to Zz without anybody assistance. She does her H/W alone, can read and spell two letter words. She sings a lot. I wanted her to play at least one musical instrument b4 she turns 5.

Two yrs ago, I had this vision of grooming "exceptionally intelligent" kids btw 9-12yrs to study outside their normal school curriculum. I mean a 9yr old kid in JS1 answering physics and advance maths question. Am still working on it. But my child is just 3yrs old and i am begining to be afraid. Married with two kids, an average of 30k monthly income as a private school teacher, I think, I lack the financial resources to push my daughter to where she deserves.

I need proper advice on how to guide her now.

Do u believe in reincarnation sir??
Properties / Re: I Cried When I Entered The Houses Of Billionaires In Lekki by Yaks02(m): 11:58am On Oct 16, 2021
Ndubuisipaul1:
Abeg I don't have enough time to tell long story . But I will make sure I capture some of my experience in Lagos island.

Note : If you have not been to Lagos island please make sure you do before Jesus Christ come.

It's an experience worth having .
I was opportuned to get a job with industrial cleaning company in Lagos . We clean houses of rich men before the they pack in .That was how I entered houses of rich men and celebrities in Lekki, Victoria Island Eko Atlantic etc.

I have entered Don Jazzy house , Ay Comedian, 2 face. Etc. More of non celebrity super rich billionaires.

I cried when I entered one Igbo guy house his name is Frances. I asked God one qestion " Lord why are some people so rich while some people are so poor in the same country"

People reading this comment who are currently in Lagos island will tell you that demon of poverty is no where around Lekki.

Some churches in Lagos island runs on 24 hour electricity . Example house on the rock.
Brethren Some people are enjoying heaven here Earth. Although you can't compare heaven and Earth but some people have unimaginable wealth here in Nigeria .

Am just writing for people who have not been there . If you want to come to Lagos make sure you visit places around Lagos island.



How much is the job salary and is there any vacancy?
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by Yaks02(m): 11:50am On Oct 16, 2021
Juliusmomoh:


Oga sonnobax...
I just receive the new yesterday... And guess what, all what they told me is true... They can't tell my father direct. Since am the first born, they had to let me know first... They said i shoul get back to them before sunday.


Trick him into going for DNA if u tell him, it might turned against u (maybe) just mek sure u trust ur dad very well before telling him..... My dad died this year in his 90s and it was at this point that he was told by my steps that I'm not his legitimate child, it didn't bother him a lot because he knew everything
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by Yaks02(m): 11:49am On Oct 16, 2021
Juliusmomoh:


Oga sonnobax...
I just receive the new yesterday... And guess what, all what they told me is true... They can't tell my father direct. Since am the first born, they had to let me know first... They said i shoul get back to them before sunday.


Truck him into going for DNA if u tell him, it might turned against u (maybe) just mek sure u trust ur dad very well before telling him..... My dad died this year in his 90s and it was at this point that he was told by my steps that I'm not his legitimate child, it didn't bother him a lot because he knew everything
Phones / Re: Method Hackers Are Using To Hack Facebook Accounts (Photos) by Yaks02(m): 4:15pm On Oct 06, 2021
NoChill:


They can also use other click baits that bother on sports, news, crypto etc, just anything that'll make you click the link.



cc lalasticlala
mynd44
seun

please push to front page to alert more people

Walai na same method Dem use collect my 10 years Facebook
Crime / Re: Plantain Thief Caught In Rivers State, Flogged & Paraded (Pictures) by Yaks02(m): 12:37am On Oct 06, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
That serves him right. Stealing is a crime.

But na same u go say Tinibu is doing well abi
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photos) by Yaks02(m): 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2021
Zaxbash1:
Well mi hasn't been the goat to me but his brother Jesse jagz...Garba was fire,odyseus was hit,jagz of all trade was the hottest of all time

Sabi man

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Celebrities / Re: Cute Abiola Acquires A New House (Photos) by Yaks02(m): 7:14pm On Oct 04, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
WhatsApp, instagram and facebook are currently down except nairaland cool Seun now

No wonder
I thought my Facebook was banned oh

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Phones / Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by Yaks02(m): 12:37am On Oct 02, 2021
Offpoint1:
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.


You must be an Aries
Am I right?
Health / Re: What Could This Be? by Yaks02(m): 12:26am On Oct 02, 2021
silentvoice:
This appearance has been on my private part for as long as I can remember. It doesn't itch except when I shave on some occasions. I'm a 23 years female and not sexually active, is there a way for me to clear this? Does anyone have experience on what this is? I also keep having reoccurring boils close to my vagina

Nothing is wrong with u, just stop using shaving stick to shave and stop shaving everything. This is same cause of men's rashes after shaving off their beards completely
Next time call me to com and shave you
Family / Re: What Were Those Superstitious Things Your Parents Or Elder Made You Believe by Yaks02(m): 2:28am On Sep 30, 2021
Justinlean02:
That if you continue pressing that phone you'll end up useless, making cool cash with my phone now... Wanna know how, take a long look at my signature


Teach me bros
Celebrities / Re: Skales And Hassanity White Wedding Pictures & Video by Yaks02(m): 12:50am On Sep 28, 2021
mayklef:
People dey drop hits and dope EP...baba go marry, anyways HML

Go check his E.P "Healing process" B4 u say anything
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With The Wife Of A Major In The Nigerian Army by Yaks02(m): 12:05am On Sep 28, 2021
Lindner:


I wish you would truly believe me. I could have mentioned the Major's name but that would not be nice. But the name of the GOC at the barracks at the time was Brigadier General Chukwu. Any corper or soldier who lived at Lemauck Cantonement between 2008 or 2009 reading this could confirm this. Corpers occupied 130 rooms in the barrack so we were quite many. I don't know about now.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on nairaland so far..... It seems fictional from the beginning but I had to believe u after u confirmed it to be true
Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch: I've Been Cooked Up In A House For Months; Never Got Asylum To Canada by Yaks02(m): 11:28pm On Sep 27, 2021
Fahdiga:
If Canada fails to grant this worthy patriot an asylum then they have failed humanity and should be ostracized and avoided at all cost by the rest of the world. Here is a heroine that exposed the atrocities of these brutal and despotic regime to the world and instead of being rewarded she is being left in the cold by Canadian government. I implore the international community and lovers of democracy world over to step in and look into her case in view of granting her asylum to any country of her choice and making sure she never lack anything. Our dear DJ switch, we the reasonable Nigerians are solidly behind you and we assure you that very soon you will get what you want


Left to me, she's in Canada and just wants to divert attention
Career / Re: I Am Confused: Please Advise Me! by Yaks02(m): 10:45pm On Sep 27, 2021
Raalsalghul:


I agree, but there's need to always have some physical cash lying around in case of emergencies.

Not all investments can easily be liquidated.


Bro I get NCE too oh
Work no de dat una side?
Mek I see if I fit jakpa
Pets / Re: Baby Snake by Yaks02(m): 10:09pm On Sep 27, 2021
Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

The mother is not far from your backyard, just keep a watching eye B4 she comes for u
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by Yaks02(m): 9:02am On Sep 26, 2021
drake2:
Lets flip the question !

Have you picked her up in à night club?; had your fun but never thought you bump into her office during the day?

Yes, it happened to me. Very embarrassing for both of us.

This is interesting already
Gist me abeg
Romance / Re: I May Not Return - Ghanaian Teacher Says After Finding Pretty White Lady Abroad by Yaks02(m): 9:43am On Sep 25, 2021
pocohantas:


I don’t think he went there to bomb. Post says he is a teacher and from what I read from the Vietnam thread on NL, they have a high demand for some subject teachers.

Trained teachers should look in that direction.

Really?
Crime / Re: Missing 7-year-old Boy Found Dead With Throat Slit In Jos (Graphic Photos) by Yaks02(m): 9:35am On Sep 25, 2021
Totilopussylick:
Jos now a land of the dead.

No single day them don't kill people in that God forbidden state.

Watch ur tongue
Health / Re: What Happened To Me Today In A Brothel by Yaks02(m): 12:09pm On Sep 23, 2021
IgiveLadiesBj:

I was thinking in that direction... After I came she used the tissue that she used to clean the condom to clean her VJay.

Bro you dey put fear for my body

So u de fear like dis?
grin nothing go do u
Car Talk / Re: Can A Peugeot 307 Work As An Uber Car? by Yaks02(m): 9:59am On Sep 21, 2021
osuofia2:

All you said is correct but for the 80k engine.
Peugeots is very good car. Fuel economy, efficient and will serve you any time and day. Least I forgot the parts are way cheaper. I no de use my 406 joke.
406 one of the best cars in the world

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Car Talk / Re: Can A Peugeot 307 Work As An Uber Car? by Yaks02(m): 9:57am On Sep 21, 2021
EricSmallz:
I don't see too many people using this car for Uber. Since the maintaince is cheap, a lot of people would have preferred it, if it was good for Uber. I am just saying though

It only have market value in the north, I bet u it's a good car with it's assembling plant in kaduna, most users are around Abuja upwards, it has less market value in Lagos and likes

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Fashion / Re: Oluchi Madubuike Emerges MBGN 2021 (Photos) by Yaks02(m): 12:33am On Sep 19, 2021
Abeg who get jumia voucher code na?
I wan order something but I need discounts
Crime / Re: My Sister Is Getting Serious With A Scammer by Yaks02(m): 12:18am On Sep 19, 2021
you4me:
Not like that actually we're from a conservative middle class Muslim Core Northern family and her parents are well to do
So she can basically afford basic things of life
JSYK wasn't raised here so she's not after money like other uncultured Nigerian girls
S/O to the very decent ones whom are in abundance and i have so much respect for


Barka Dan labwai
I'm from the north too and I need you to connect me to that particular scammer so I can run his errands for him so he can leave your cousin...... Allah ya sa mu dace
Career / Re: Female Bosses by Yaks02(m): 6:12pm On Sep 18, 2021
Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.

Madam Ladipo will resist all these
Road 14 in Lekki
U can't just stand that woman
Education / Re: Were You Broke In School? Share Your Story by Yaks02(m): 8:39am On Sep 18, 2021
waploger:



That was how it was for me back then.... do you try to ask some customers.. that was how i left mine for another job.

It's a house with about 8 tenants in Lekki, everyone is busy with work and lifestyle, no one knows wether you exist or not, just open gate, say hi and close gate
Education / Re: Were You Broke In School? Share Your Story by Yaks02(m): 11:25pm On Sep 17, 2021
waploger:



is the job paying well?

Not at all
I'm trying to get another one but I can't even find
Business / Re: Should I Open A Domiciliary Account? Why? by Yaks02(m): 1:52pm On Sep 17, 2021
Truth234:
First, given the Nigeria's unstable economic situation and policymakers' fire brigade approach to foreign exchange and other economic matters. It is important to have a more stable savings account that can help curtail, manage and even profit from their recklessness or cluelessness.

Nigeria is a petrol-dollar economy. This simply means that Nigeria, Africa's largest economy with population of 200 million, have to sell crude oil to generate the US dollar needed to service her economy. Suggesting that any time OPEC or OPEC+ capped Nigeria's production or Millitants strike, the economy will suffer as the healthiness of the economy is directly tied to her foreign reserves (an account where all foreign revenues are kept for use).

However, the reason we suffer so much or why we have high forex volatility is because Nigeria is an import dependent economy. We import over 90 percent of what we consume due to our weak manufacturing sector. This, also explains the high unemployment rate of 33.33 percent since we export all of our jobs.

Now, here is how to mitigate the risk associated with this unpredictable nature of the Nigerian economy. Read one of my articles titled How to Save, Invest and Earn in US Dollar in Nigeria https://investorsking.com/2021/06/28/how-to-save-invest-and-earn-in-us-dollar-in-nigeria/

OPEN a Domiciliary Account

Recently, I discovered a better and economically viable Domicilary Savings Account (FCMB, pls note this is purely for information purposes and not paid ads).

This account can be opened with just $10, Euro or Pound depending on your type of account.

Here is why I think this is better for people looking to start saving in USD, especially the youth.

Interest bearing account but forfeited once there are more than 3 withdrawals in a month.
A serialized non-clearing cheque-type withdrawal booklet used for withdrawal by account holder only.
Allows for Foreign Currency Salary payments and cash lodgement.
Account can be operated either as an individual or a joint account
NO charge on cash withdrawal.
Offers Issuance of foreign currency denominated drafts
Free E-mail transaction notifications
Free monthly electronic statements

Requirements for Opening FCMB Domiciliary Savings Account - the most straightforward I have seen

Completed account opening form
1 passport photograph
Minimum of 18 years-old and provide the following:
International passport or Driver’s License or National ID card or Voters Card or Resident Permit (for immigrants)
Address verification e.g. Utility bill, recent bank statement or local authority tax bill etc.

To read more on FCMB Domiciliary Savings Account click https://www.fcmb.com/domiciliary-savings-account

Any more question? Ask me.


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