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The Avengers
Harry Porter
Captain America
so many of them...

How can Avatar, the Avengers and Harry Porter ever be overhyped?? Seriously! Hv u got any idea abt the box office records those movies smashed?! Wow!

B4 I 4get, it's happening at †ђξ University of Ilorin...convocation paroles on the 23-24th Oct. †ђat's where †ђξ parties wld be!
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^Rice, Semo, Vegetables Plenty^

B4 I 4get, it's happening at †ђξ University of Ilorin...convocation paroles on the 23-24th Oct. †ђat's where †ђξ parties wld be!
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Y'ello everybody! How are y'all doin this humble morning? Best wishes to you as we expect the mob list to be released in earnest 'cuz this boi is tired!

Word brah! Word! M.I killed it hard on those joints. Saro Wiwa is frm the MI2 jam sessions...got it yrs back but I still chill with it.
Love, love "heart of the city", especiali Ghost of SDC's verse.

No time now! Man must not dull in these times...

blackbalang: Let me help out...... Lol
For those with tiny peanuts- to make them look bigger
For those with slippers boobs- to lift and add volume
For those with moderate size but sensitive nipples- to protect themselves frm unnecessary stares( visible nipples)
For those with extra large mountains- ehmmmm still trying to figure this one out
All of the above- GoOooooooooood packaging

Very well said lady. The extremely down-to-earth unmentionables, arrogant ones, the away-on-leave ones and the salvation-army type! Hehehe. Each with a separate motive.

log1: Pls do anybdy receive a txt mssg frm FC WAPCO? The txt is abt an aptitude test on Aug 22 @ premier hotel? I av neva applied 4 any vacancy b4 so help me confirm mayb d txt is real

Hello boss. I receivd same invite frm WAMCO PLC. I dont know how they got the details but by God's grace, I'd be there for the test nxt wk. Would be rollin frm Ilorin down to Ib. Any other person in the house goin?

Mech. Eng grad, Unilorin.

Mechanical Eng, from Ilorin. I intend serving in the Oyo/Lagos region or the Owerri/Uyo axis. Tryna keep an open mind for now (until the mobilizatn list comes out). This whole educatn/agric/gov sector placement directive is a big letdown!

The fact that Nigeria continues to remain in a very sad state is undeniable. Nevertheless, the future must be better! The plight we face daily, in a country so diverse, in a country so blessed as ours in confusingly pitiable. We have not had the right crop of leaders in aons it seems: behold, the people have had it to their necks! We demand a change: the economy and our livelihood must improve.
However, comparing Nigeria to the US or the UK is plainly baseless in my opinion. Rome surely wasn't built in a day: let us try to always differentiate b/w the trees and forest.

Hah, where do I start from??

Hello. It's obviously simple mathematics that u need to aim at 5.00 cgpa in final yrs else, u won't cut the 4.50pt mark. Cheers!

Hello. It's obviously simple mathematics that you need to aim at a 5.00 cgpa in ur final yrs else, u still won't cut the 4.5pt mark Cheers!

Hello everyone! How are y'all today? A freshman in the house!!! Batch 'C' dude frm the "Better by Far" district. Salutey!

Wow! Peeps have sure used lots of phones (or many phones hv passd through ur hands).
Personally, I startd with a sagem my X-1 in 2004, then a nokia 3120c to a motorola L6 (slim), nokia 3510, nokia 6151, nokia 5310 express music, nokia 6303classic and now a nokia C5-00. A host of "connecting people" and my touch-lite too (nokia 1280). Proudly nokia. 9 in all.

My ex used to but I so didn't. I still don't (nothing against those that engage in it anyway)!

The mistake I made was letting her go...I should have been "selfish".

Invigorating thread...
I grew up in Lagos, 21 road Festac town in the early 90s then moved to Satellite town. Both had wonderful experiences, lots of kids my age n older, kites, video games, street football, bike racing, fun in general. St Jude's in Festac to Air Force primary schl, V/I.
Later, we moved to Maryland opp Mende. I especially loved the vibe of that place: very cool, mature environment. Schooled at Maryland Convent Primary School. Loved my simple life back then...ate biscuits like no man's business, got to love Jazz music through listening to Lighthouse family and watching Tom & Jerry...top-cat, freakazoid, comics n even power rangers. Wow!
*A nostalgic moment*

Oh my, this sagamite dude is such a poor bigot! What an appaling mindset he's got.

This is very, very sad news for the naira and Nigerians at large. I pray it doesn't materialize any time soon.

The debate on who is better: Cristiano or Messi is simply pointless in my opinion! The main question remains: could Lionel Messi rise to be the greatest footballer of all-time? And my response would be probably!

Mba Emeka has said it perfectly. No objection!

In the meantime, a Freecocoa & Idowuogbo collaboratn wld really give this thread some life in my opinion. You ladies could drop some lines to keep the ball rolling as lola.luv seems to have Janded on us!!

@blank has said it all: hunger na eternally bad thing! Why u no go dream nopata when lite no dey, mosquitoes yapayanski n weather hot?!
Make we no dream dt kind scenario o! Amen.

Chilled bailey's n gala on a scorching day. Lol. Truthfully, it depends on my locatn in the country. It cld be:
Gbegiri and amala
Farmhouse (gr8 for lunch)
Edi ka ikang n semovita too.

I admire ladies with a unique sense of style, I like them in heels (moderate ones n nt the 5" and tiny stretch marks could be really sexy too (on the inner thighs n arms.....hah!)
My ex was always confused as to why I loved her hair natural whenever she wantd to get braids. Simple, natural hair is hot!
I'm attractd to ladies who are bold enough to dress casually frm time to time. It exudes confidence and decency imo.
@MrsChima, men attractd to onscreen Beyoncé is not the same as diggin real life Beyoncé. We are talkin abt the real world here: Jay-Z prbly won't fancy her lookin like a doll when they are home!

I remember writing the Mobil undergrad scholarship test in 2009, as well another by TEPNG. They were very similar to all that's been said here. The tests comprised of 4 sections: English comprehension, Mathematics and Statistics, General knowledge and Abstract (which tests reasoning skills).
My advice to those writing this NNPC/CHEVRON test is that you should prepare yourselves by practising GMAT-based and I.Q test questions extensively. Do not 4get, however, to keep an eye on current affairs in World politics and from the homefront. God bless

@Okija_juju wan kill me with laff o but I no gree! Dude got me rotfl. Dayumm!!
In line with the question, the benefits of drinking garri/soaking garrium are based on what u ingest alongside the flakes in my opinion. If u add milk, u'd benefit frm the nutrients in the actual compositn of such lactose. Same goes for g/nuts and fish. The drink itself should be a medium to gaining proteins/vitamins/carbs but garri on its own has very little nutritious content!

What I love about Ikpeba is that he simply doesn't care! The man was very successful and exposed to the world yet his anglophone grammar kicks harder than karate atimes.
Personally, he spices up those discussions on tv and I admire his confidence very much.

I love M.I and I'v been loving IM2 since last yr! Dude is crazy when it comes to flows and he's so intelligent, I expect nothing less frm him: can u count hw many hit trax u'v heard him on these past 4-5yrs?!
Personally, I believe he is the best hip-hop head we've got in this country (not necessarily the dopest wordsmith). He keeps on raising the bar.
My fav tracks on the mixtape are (in descending order):
1. The x.o bit (dayumm x.o!)
2. Lost
3. 6 ft 7
4. F u etc.
Ponder on these bars by X.O Senavoe: "...take my scrotum wen I die so u can hv a ball, na f it, they can hv them both cuz they need some balls!" and M.I's bars "so here's anoda fancy quote: I'm married to da game, these fruity rappers cant elope, take a second and emote, ma shit is in all stores I spit pantry dope,nah antidote". Mehn!

Great story by Umari Ayim. Kudos to you. Job well done (you've got quite an imaginatn!) I especially love the part where the O.C's brought Patricia n Tola back to earth frm their ascent to cloud 9 (or was it 10.5)! Got me laughing.