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AllahEatsShit:
Sasha is the younger one with a curvy figure, while Malia is the slim, tall older sister

Malia is 23 years while Sasha is 20.

AllahEatsShit:
Sasha and Malia, now 20 and 23 were recently spotted enjoying an afternoon stroll on their parents' estate.

Obama your daughters are ripe. May I ask for Malia's hand?

allwell51:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbMYQPDDlML/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dirlCd4vTc


Man fries out about the poor Safety system by truck owners as he spots an Anthony Truck in Lagos that was only tied with 1 belt and is about Falling off if the truck happens to either overspeed or bends slightly to the right

That driver should be castrated as punishment.

aguele:
Tinubu @70 Ex-Super Eagles Players to Honour Him with a Novelty Match


Tinubu support Group, The management and staff in collaboration with Lagos state government have perfected plans ahead of the 70th birthday of their principal, Alhaji Ahmed Tinubu, to commemorate the birthday of their Leader, who will be 70years on the 29th March, 2022.

The Director General of Tinubu Support Group, Arch. Umar Ibrahim made this known today in press conference held in it's office today in Abuja.

Umar during is speech said we will collaborate with the Lagos state government to organize a football match and Prayers simultaneously across the six (6) geo-political zones of the country.

There will also be a Novelty football Match between Ex- Super Eagles International Players and the Asiwaju Team at Onikan Stadium Lagos on 20th march 2022.

Among the Ex Super Eagles players set to play are Kanu Nwako, Jay Jay Okocha, Peter Rufai, Tijani Babangida, Mutiu Adepoju, Garba Lawal,Julius Aghahowa, Victor Ikpeba, Uche Okechukwu, Ifeayi Udeze, Taribo West, Victor Agali, Ike Shorunmu, Victor Ezeji, Obafemi Abiodun, Dosu Joseph, Jonathan and others

While an award will be presented to His Excellency, Alhaji Ahmed Bola Tinubu by Ex-Super Eagles players and Kanu Heart Foundation.

The 13th Bola Tinubu Colloquium, an annual high-powered policy roundtable, which is expected to add colour to the Birthday celebration and attract prominent Nigerians from all walks of life in preparation for what political pundits described as a remarkable watershed in the career of the man known to be wielding considerable influence on the political landscape of the country.

The colloquium and the above listed TSG activities will mark the 70th birthday of the National Leader of All Progressives Congress (APC), Alhaji Ahmed Bola Tinubu in Lagos, Nigeria.

An ailing 70 years old to be the President and spend government money on medical trips than rule?

Don't we have sensible people again in the west?

[quote author=Ballack1 post=110994082][/quote]What if the increased money comes with more freedom and lesser workload?

Ballack1:
Money is important though, but you have to consider other factors as well

Factors like? Personal relationship?

If you have an arrangement to have #150 000 atleast added to your annual earning, would you quit your current job?

Timoleon:
Yes! Work for one month, collect his salary. Blow like 30k in booze, food and olosho. Carry 9k enter betshop use 5k stake ten odds, use the remaining 4K fire virtual. If he lose the 9k finish, he should use the remaining 1k to buy strong rope and sniper. Just before he hangs himself, with his neck in the noose, he should gulp down on the sniper and kick the balance off. Hopefully, if some busy body were to try stop him from killing him self, the sniper will finish the job.

Are you a human being? Such devilish thoughts.

Samusu:
Hope yhu are not referring to one school like that at Mararaba?

Lol. No but it's a common occurrence.

Zazu

Iyaebe:
Yes because an average Nigerian man has a small dick.

So of the problems troubling the world. You still have the time to think of dik?

I'll tell Putin to send a warhead your way.

During my course of sojourn in the teaching field, I have discovered that small schools pay more compared to bigger schools.

There's this big school I teach which pays me a bit higher than what a smaller school was paying despite having more than 3 times the population of the small one. They usually complain they pay a lot of people which is true but theres a good response to payment of school fees from the students as more than 80% of students pay before exam starts and 95% plus pay at exam commencement.

What are your views about this trend?

NB:The owner of the school has bought cars and houses and no teacher in that school has a bike. It's from hand to mouth.

During my course of sojourn in the teaching field, I have discovered that small schools pay more compared to bigger schools.

There's this big school I teach which pays me a bit higher than what a smaller school was paying despite having more than 3 times the population of the small one. They usually complain they pay a lot of people which is true but theres a good response to payment of school fees from the students as more than 80% of students pay before exam starts and 95% plus pay at exam commencement.

What are your views about this trend?

NB:The owner of the school has bought cars and houses and no teacher in that school has a bike. It's from hand to mouth.

ACRI:
I bought Romoss from one of the guys here

It was really good at first but now NO. wont charge past 60% and goes off at 30%.

Am about to buy another powerbank

Try Remax 60k maH

Beremx:
If he hadn’t call you, you wouldn’t have returned the cash. Withdrew cash in the morning and you didn’t know you where overpaid until you were called in the afternoon.
Anyway you try

Lol. At least he repented nah.

Stay Alert!!!

There's an evil business going on at Etche in Rivers State.
When you are a stranger and enter a bike, the bikeman takes you into a lonely path with the connivance of other bike members pretending to show the way.

Armed men surround you and match you further into the bush, a ransom is demanded, after clearing your bank account for those that use mobile banking app.

If there's delay in sending ransom, you are killed and your body parts are sold.

You have been warned. The days are evil. Police knows about this. They need to be flushed out.

What is the essence of this useless statement? Should we stay at home and wait for you fvckers?

feelgoodstuffs:
You just got to Gambia and you know all these things within few hours?
OP how long have you been in the country? Anyways If I know when you were about to travel, would have sold you few dalasis I have left.

Do you have contrary opinion? Share it humbly instead of forming boss man.

ebukajay184:
Previous Threads:

https://www.nairaland.com/7011621/police-officer-holds-plate-food

https://www.nairaland.com/7011665/police-summon-officer-carrying-female#110693553




https://igberetvnews.com/1415828/vip-whose-police-orderly-carried-plate-food-claims-officer-photos-video/

She think say she wise. So he is carrying his own food with your purse under the tray? Did you also dash him your purse since the food was hot to cushion the hotness

saphiere:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaksOKvIr-r/?utm_medium=copy_link

If he fvck up, 3 of them will cook 'food' he can never finish.

Sucre6:
Thank God she came out unhurt

That's a python. It's mostly harmless to humans.

Hezzyluv:
Lol...

We don totally 4get about covid19 update news, sotey no news about it making headline

Na only Russian vs Ukraine mater dey make headlines.

I wish the war ends soon

Lol. Money has finished nah. They have shared what's left of the scam.

Flexherbal:
Love is worth waiting for. Nice one.

Taa! Which love? Lust.

NwekeUG:
https://www.facebook.com/1113020575410879/posts/5174087765970786/

Pervert. Of all the women in the world na your student you wan shift pant.

This strategy is becoming stale.
Everyone claims to be making millions from affiliate marketing but what they do is they copy and paste and end up introducing you to a website.

They earn the real money or commission for introducing you while leaving you hanging or at best tell you to copy and paste and introduce others.

They litter their ads all over Facebook.

ollins:
I Really don't know what to do anymore as I am so tired and frustrated of begging my wife for sex.
Ok,let me try and explain my plight,I have been married to my wife since 2010 and we have been blessed with two lovely boys.
This whole issue of my wife not wanting sex with me started in December last year 2020 when we were watching a documentary about people loosing weight and I told my wife playfully that she needs to loose weight but I regretted the words immediately I said them as she is sensitive about her weight,before then we had no problem whatsoever .
2 days later ,she told me that I made her angry by suggesting to her that she was fat and that she would never ever forgive me .
I immediately apologized that I was only joking but she said she would never ever forgive me,I went down on my knees to apologise but all to no avail,I then enlisted the help of my brother in law and mother in law to beg her for me,I even asked her best friend whom she is very fond of to beg for me but none of them could change her mind.
She then moved out of my room but we still maintained our marriage and House.
Right now she has vowed never to sleep with me,at a stage I started suspecting if she had someone else as she is always on the phone chatting but I have no proof that she is cheating.
I have tried everything I can to apologise to her all to avail,I am thinking of going to her church now to report to her pastor or something (we don't attend the same church).
The most painful thing in all this is that my wife knows I have high libido for sex and she chose that to punish me.
Please advise me on what to do because I am so confused and I can't believe my wife has refused me sex since December last year till now.
I am tired of masturbating,(a married man o,�)I have cried and all that to her and she told me something last night that chilled me to my bones which I am still trying to understand,she told me she can stay without sex for years if she is not interested, please � women in the House,is that possible?for a Married woman
.

There's no more marriage without sex. You folks are just playing "house".

00FFT00:
And this is rightly categorized in Nairaland crime section.

Of course it's criminal to demand such huge fund from an indebted nation.

Phoneworld:
Tank you so much, but I love her, and it is not easy to get a single mum just like that, they are rare that are hardworking..

You think your love is enough to sustain that marriage. Don't worry, please marry her.

Atleast the younger generation will learn from your experience.


Most women are naturally selfish not to talk of when they make this kind statements. That's what some men will ignore only to open a thread later as if they didn't see the handwriting on the wall.

For me I used to prioritize yansh and breast until I found out that character is of utmost importance.

Gold179:
so this lecturer work is to look at female breasts and possibly touch their breast to know whether they are wearing bra or not? beside, touching of someone's breast without their consent is sexual harassment.

No need to touch anything. Simply look at how the boob juggles under the blouse. See how the nipples presses the blouse you'll know.

rickpat:
from January 7 till date is 10weeks?...well you can go for FETAL TEST ANALYSIS..

January 7 till date is 7 weeks not 10; weeks...FETAL CELL ANALYSIS WILL SOLVE YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM..visit a hospital ASAP.

Fetal test analysis is more like carrying out a DNA test for an unborn child...

I guess it's free. Have you asked if op is buoyant?

yemite100:
I made a post about a month ago on Nairaland about my landlord. He gave me a quit notice when my rent is yet to due, we have not been in good terms, I was rest assured that I still have three months left so no need to panic.

I got home now and saw carpenters removing the roof of my apartment with two abled young men which I haven't seen their face before, the roof of my apartment has been removed now.

I went to the nearby station to lodge a complain but I was told the man had come earlier, and told the police has giving me quit notice that he wants to renovate his house.

It's really a hard time for me and my siblings, getting a quick accomodation. He never informed us of renovating the apartment, I just lost my job last week and this is happening to me again.

My life is in a mess right now as I don't know where to start from, this is just a challenge for me and I will stay stronger and fight this battle till the end, probably God is preparing me for a better place ahead....

Op why not see the brighter side. The rooms are stuffy and he allowed natural air to flow in by opening the roof.

chiefolododo:
New age

New age doesn't have 50000 mAh capacity. I need high capacity Powerbank.