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WebmastersRe: Nkiruka Blessing Okoro Buys A Brabus Ride As Early 30th Birthday Gift by Zedoo(m): 10:42am On Mar 14, 2019
truthsayer009:
Please tell them oh. People just think everyone is Daft on Nairaland here.

If you have a Revenue of 50M, will you go ahead & spend the whole 50M? It means you need to calculate your profits & extract it then Invest some. Before you now remove the one for spending, So how do you buy a G-Wagon of 36M+ with Instagram?

This has to mean that TundeEdnut is making around 1M dollars for his page, because he has 1M followers on IG. She has wayyyy less.
tunde ednut is BROKE compared to this woman. VERY BROKE.
he posts crap on his page 70% of the time.
this woman owns a dating site, runs a relationship based Instagram page with a huge following and impressive interaction rate.

I make art works, just from her Instagram page ALONE I got clients that have kept me busy from 2017 till date....and I don't charge peanuts so imagine how much she makes from adverts and her dating site including Google AdSense.

She still works as a police pensions officer on top of all that.

people talking about Linda ikeji, Linda is very rich but was only blogging.
this woman works a 9-5 and still does these other things.
she owns properties she rents out too.

50m is very affordable to such a person.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend's Mother Doesn't Like Me Because I Have Tattoo - Lady Cries Out by Zedoo(m): 10:30am On Mar 14, 2019
comments on this thread will make you realise how daft people are.
judging someone for having a tatoo?? backward coons.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend's Mother Doesn't Like Me Because I Have Tattoo - Lady Cries Out by Zedoo(m): 10:28am On Mar 14, 2019
anybody with a brain in his head knows your mother in-law does NOT need to like you.

such is the thinking of 3rd world unprogressive people.

she already has the tatoo, his mom should deal with it.
PoliticsRe: Stay Away From My Adoration, Fr Mbaka Warns Politicians by Zedoo(m): 10:24am On Mar 14, 2019
anybody who believes this mislead miscreant deserves to be in a 3rd world country forever.
CrimeRe: Mohammed Ness, Faceless Nigerian Facebook User Who Lures Women To Send Nudes by Zedoo(m): 7:39pm On Mar 09, 2019
WarriFirstBorn:
I swear some women's brain is filled with Akamu. Imagine sending intimate photos to someone who doesn't have photos of him in his profile.
Worst of is that he didn't even ask for it. Just because aunty heard sweet words BOOM, she yaff pull pant and bra and snap pizure.

SMH!
I swear you will be taking it easy and being sensible with people trying to even have logical conversations and not sound crazy.
one nigga go just freestyle without face or identity and without even asking fiam see full noodles.
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Addicted To Masturbation? Read This by Zedoo(m): 1:53pm On Mar 04, 2019
echepops:
Please do not let anyone deceive you. While masturbating you are basically having sex with demons and donating sperm to the satanic kingdom. Be warned
no wonder the world doesn't want to do business with Nigerians... demons?? smh. wetin Satan dey use sperm do?? oh God. . some of you are legally brain dead
CelebritiesRe: Timi Blaze Accuses Tega Peace Odudu, RCCG Pastor Of Assault And Fraud by Zedoo(m): 7:37pm On Mar 02, 2019
pastors... smh
EducationRe: Why Do Science Students Always Score Higher Than Art Students In UTME? by Zedoo(m): 7:33pm On Mar 02, 2019
Bacteriologist:
I think it starts from the grassroots. When choosing what class to fall into, more intelligent students are pressured to go to Science class. While the not so bright are told to go to Art class.

At least that's what happened in my own set. And I witnessed it in several other sets too. So I think a random science class has more Average I.Q than the random art class.

This answer is an anecdote and has not been particularly researched though.

And on a lighter note, It's why Atheists are more averagely intelligent than theists.
art students are more interested in creating exciting things and excel more in adventurous courses, science students excel more in courses that need meticulous focus and repetition of process.... it doesn't determine who is more "intelligent".


most creative people have a short attention span especially when the topic/subject is drawn out and boring. This is where art students fall into.
PoliticsRe: IBB Congratulates Buhari, Sets Agenda For President-Elect by Zedoo(m): 7:13pm On Mar 02, 2019
fvc IBB. he will die a slow painful death for everything he did and everybody he killed.

he should geddifok with his pointless agenda
Christianity EtcRe: Father Mbaka Speaks On Buhari's Victory by Zedoo(m): 7:22pm On Feb 27, 2019
Rolandonyi:
Don't ever ridicule God or genuine prophets who are God's elect. It has consequences.
smh. some of you are so gullible. tufia
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 10:57am On Feb 22, 2019
Portrait of Temi Otedola.
18x24inches.
Acrylic/oil on canvass

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 19th January 2019 by Zedoo(m): 4:52am On Jan 20, 2019
Nope hazard is pussy.

xynerise:
Nope, Chelsea's strikers are shitt!!
FamilyRe: Is There Anything Wrong With A Wife Buying A Property In Her Name? by Zedoo(m): 4:50am On Jan 20, 2019
I wonder if some people really have brain matter.

What is wrong with women owning some shett around this bxtch?? Heh? Hehhuh
Don't men buy shett without telling no one?

Its called insurance.

Women need their own shett too just in case the bxtch in men come out.

Its 2019.

Can y'all stop thinking like uncivilized coonshuh

Gaddamnit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zedoo(m): 4:46am On Jan 20, 2019
Barca have had to mediocre coaches back to back, its no surprise they are both rakitic ball lickers.
I'll still be here when you come to complain after barca has probably been kicked out of the UCL.
"Underrated" what is he doinghuh
This same foolish coach bought paulinho and y'all applauded him.
Coming here to tell me "there is a reason rakitic plays every game".
That guy belongs in sevilla, Valencia or some club...but when you have a cheat called messi I guess every other bullshit flies as long as results come.

This is the whackest playing barca team ever and its all because of the valverde and that technique-less midfield.

Adiwana:
Are you OK at all??Sell Rakitic?? lmao.Wetin person no go read this days.I see some people complaining about Rakitic and I just laugh.Just like Busquets,many dont know the importance of the role Rakitic plays in this team.Just because you don't see him popping out with goals or going forward or doing some defense splitting passes doesn't mean he's dispensable.Rakitic gives room for a box to box midfielder like Vidal to operate.Without a CM like him who just patrols the midfield area,Vidal's function will be highly limited and this will mean lesser attacking threat and just trying to dominate the midfield which we are no more playing this days


This days we play a flat 4-4-3 system in which Busquets now is no more fulfilling that DM responsibilities he's known for.Hes no more "Shielding" the defence or being that anchor that translates play from the back to attack.Playing him in an advanced position as a CM,means a natural CM like Rakitic must come in,in order for for them to form a double Pivot and not to only protect the defence but to give us that compatibility in the midfield we have been lacking for years.Infact Rakitic is now used more as a DM than Busquet.Thats why Busquet at times is substituted and Rakitic slots into that role.Hes highly underrated but there's a reason why he arguably played more minutes than any other player last year.You all should actually watch football and not some livescores
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zedoo(m): 4:38am On Jan 20, 2019
Everything you've just said = pussy.

Rakitic is the absolute worst midfielder in barca.
Passes the ball backwards 95% of the time.
Don't ever equate what that fool does to busqets, rakitic plays every game because a dumbass decided to give him that clause to prevent him from going to PSG.
A lot of you just love to type like you know football, Barca's midfield has become worse and worse.
The team play has become boring and boring.
What the Bleep is the point of having 2 non defensive midfielders in a team and they can't initiate attacks.
Every game is a labour.
If messsi or dembele or coutinho isn't picking the damn ball.
I'll forgive Arthur he is new and has good composure but still can improve on going forward, no coach in his right mind will make rakitic a starter in barca from 017-019 on the back of his whack performances.
He is ridiculous on the ball.
You people be quick to blame valverde's tactics, yea he is whack too, but rakitic is ass and needs to leave barca.
Barca's only luck is that messi is still up and doing else!!!!!! Different story.
I watch ALL barca matches, rakitic is the Croatian Andres gomes with shot power.
This barca team is BORING, and with the the look of things might get kicked out of the UCL again this season before the final because they keep depending on messi to paper the cracks but still have a gaping hole in the quality of personnel in other positions. That midfield is the whackest there has been in years.
Sell that Croatian whose only job is flipping his stupid hair like a cream commercial.

Adiwana:
Are you OK at all??Sell Rakitic?? lmao.Wetin person no go read this days.I see some people complaining about Rakitic and I just laugh.Just like Busquets,many dont know the importance of the role Rakitic plays in this team.Just because you don't see him popping out with goals or going forward or doing some defense splitting passes doesn't mean he's dispensable.Rakitic gives room for a box to box midfielder like Vidal to operate.Without a CM like him who just patrols the midfield area,Vidal's function will be highly limited and this will mean lesser attacking threat and just trying to dominate the midfield which we are no more playing this days


This days we play a flat 4-4-3 system in which Busquets now is no more fulfilling that DM responsibilities he's known for.Hes no more "Shielding" the defence or being that anchor that translates play from the back to attack.Playing him in an advanced position as a CM,means a natural CM like Rakitic must come in,in order for for them to form a double Pivot and not to only protect the defence but to give us that compatibility in the midfield we have been lacking for years.Infact Rakitic is now used more as a DM than Busquet.Thats why Busquet at times is substituted and Rakitic slots into that role.Hes highly underrated but there's a reason why he arguably played more minutes than any other player last year.You all should actually watch football and not some livescores
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zedoo(m): 6:31pm On Jan 10, 2019
Sell whackitic
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by Zedoo(m): 5:47am On Oct 11, 2018
Nigerians act like Cumming through masturbation finishes your sperm while Cumming through sex doesn't.

a lot of disinformation here. Learn to go read about sexual reproduction before diving on your keyboard.

your sperm is like your sweat, it never finishes.

have you ever heard where they said 'the man was old and couldn't produce sperm?'
Women have menopause at a certain age but men don't.
a 100 year old man who has bleeped a generation's worth of pussies or masturbated a million times cannot kill his sperm cells.
Sperm cells depreciate more from the foods we eat.

Encouraging someone to quit masturbation is one thing, misinforming people is another.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by Zedoo(m): 5:41am On Oct 11, 2018
falcon01:
To quit is simple
Note you can never stop it completely you can only reduce it to a point of 1 per month, like me now I masturbate 3 times per month sometimes I can go 2 months I used to be an addict but the fear of impotency and losing the sensitivenes of my penis made me stopped.
1. Dont feel.bad about yourself for wanting consider it normal its your body.
2. Reduce your Masturbation to twice a day 1 when you wake up and one at night.
3. Drink lot of water as it helps to increase your sperm due to fact that you ate an addict and this means your sperm count is getting low
4. Try reducing indecency thoughts
5. Keep yourself busy during the day
stop preaching false gospel ejaculation doesn't mean sperm count gets low. the sperm cells are reproduced within 24 hours, and on full use can be reproduced to full thickness within 48 hours..

no matter how many times you cum, you can never cum until your cum is totally finished and can't be reproduced.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by Zedoo(m): 7:24pm On Aug 11, 2018
Portrait of Nigeria's highest paid sex therapist, jaaruma.

24x30 inches.

+2349105683368. Call/WhatsApp.

Follow on Instagram @zed_Agubata

Thank you.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by Zedoo(m): 7:22pm On Aug 11, 2018
Commissioned portrait of couple.

20x24 inches.

+2348105683368

Calls, WhatsApp.

Nationwide delivery. No extra charges.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by Zedoo(m): 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2018
Commissioned portrait painting.

20x24 inches.

+2348105683368 call/WhatsApp.

Doorstep delivery, no extra charges.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by Zedoo(m): 7:18pm On Aug 11, 2018
A drawing from last year

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by Zedoo(m): 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2018
A doodle

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by Zedoo(m): 7:14pm On Aug 11, 2018
Oil/acrylic on canvass.

18x24 inches.

Call/WhatsApp +2348105683368.

Nationwide/worldwide delivery, no extra charges.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2018
Couple portrait.

20x24 inches.

Oil/acrylic on canvass.

DM for rates.

+2348105683368

Nationwide/worldwide delivery, no extra charges.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 7:09pm On Aug 11, 2018
Portrait of Nigeria's highest paid sex celebrity sex therapist Jaaruma.

24x30 inches.

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Good rates available.

Easy and quick deliveries.

No extra charges.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 7:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
Few works. Place orders . please call/WhatsApp +2348105683368

SportsRe: The Way Iheanacho Was Begging Musa To Pass The Ball Is Actually Very Funny - Pic by Zedoo(m): 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2018
CSTR1003:
Iheanacho good linkage with the midfielders is a major reason why our attack looked decent today.

Ighalo would have isolated himself.


Iheanacho starts on Tuesday.
story .

Nigeria 1-3 Argentina
RomanceRe: Recharge Card Printing Business For My Boyfriend: What's Your View On This? by Zedoo(m): 5:11pm On Jun 14, 2018
Desiree47:
Good afternoon nairalanders...I was discussing with my boyfriend about setting up a business, with what he has,I suggested he should go for recharge card business.he should buy the machine needed for printing recharge card.He said,he cannot do that kind of business.To me I think there is money in that business.
what do you people think about recharge card business.
run.... such a person that looks down on some businesses dsnt know the value of money but just wants to have it...
I can promise you that as soon as he starts touching money, the whores will blot you out in their hoardes. He is more concerned with what people think and 'levels' ..and time will come when you will be too low for his standard WHEN he eventually gets as rich as he feels he should be....
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 3:53pm On May 17, 2018
nijabazaar:
This is beautiful....


Am I sensing a tendency to produce as much as possible while sacrificing ur trademark style, Dear Zedoo?
thank you.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 3:52pm On May 17, 2018
nijabazaar:
This is beautiful....


Am I sensing a tendency to produce as much as possible while sacrificing ur trademark style, Dear Zedoo?
well nope. its not a tendency. These are commissioned works the way the clients prefer I still have works of my style I will post much later
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 2:19pm On May 16, 2018
12x15 inches portrait.

17,000

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