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NevetsIbot:
as for me. Ion wanna be too muscular, just trimmed and all.... So I do just about 40. 10 sets each

Dats 4 sets of 10 abi?

nmreports:
Makes sense.
Learnt about this two days ago when my HOP asked me to open a fresh account on the same browser for an account that was already logged in.
I became dumb but swallowed my pride and asked him for directions.

He smirked at me, shook his head and smiled.
He knows I don't slack when it comes to knowledge of things.

So with that satisfaction of "yes he doesn't know this", he shew me.

I shall continue to use it for private browsing experience now.
Porn is in order.

Premium meat slapper...

This match will end with 5 goals atleast...

NevetsIbot:
I don't know how best to describe this manner of push up to you but let me try. In the end you'll feel your shoulder muscles swelling.

Kneel, the place your hands on the floor before you a bit . (I can't explain directly so I have to do it this way.).... your knees and palms are now touching the ground now.... Good, raise your knees along with your waist up and make sure your l knees are straight like you wanna fart into the sky.your hands too should be place in front of you slightly apart... Then this is the hard part....bend your head, shoulders close to the ground and push ur upper body forward in through your outstretched hands. You'll now have your elbows at your waist... Draw yourself back to the normal position like in reverse mode and repeat. If your shoulders no build .. Call me a bastard. I can't explain well, i Hope you get it right

Oh!,
Bro!
I do get it!,
I've seen and tried that a couple of times sparingly tho...so I should make it more of a routine...

Ohk...

Say how many sets of how many

I don't visit the gym but I Do kip feet regularly say 3weeks cumulatively a month...
Inclined pushups, squats....
I don't wana be conspicuously "muscular" as I have a "large" body but no fat anyway....

Tried usain's routine a while but I dropped it...but now ima go back!


I'm seeing improvements here n there....

But please how do i get well formed shoulders without visiting a gym....
And also my tricep is a bit larger than my bicep

Fresh out tha Paper...

Done...onto the next...

gays in the house...this is an alternative to that crap you do....

akaballball:
Grabbing d bum...is what he should have done before d wife spat on his face n guess what he failed .....

The man should accept he caused it....

u wey dey advice man to send d wife to Naija away from him..u know it could be d end of d marriage. talking from example...
now what should have been settle amicable go lead to divorce

Is pple like u that will do everything to save a marriage but advice a friend wrongly....

Now a man that has married b4 n didnt succeed ....i wont advice that man for even my enemy ...talk more of a man that chase the wife..

If d man didnt forgive his wife ..it shows ..lack of understanding ..wickedness ...n lack of ability to control a woman.

If a man beats d wife it doent end d marriage now..spit...u wan make marriage end..

sobu know Jesus was spat on...n u know the rest

Welcome me to the world.

Husband beat wife, wife go stay because she no get self-belief to make ends meet outside the man pocket...most times....

Its better to slap the man than to spit on him

akaballball:
Dia is no smoke without fire...y didnt u follow her shopping?y did u ignore her when she was asking for d router.....is obvious u dont give her time ..cos u think she has problem n only ask for trouble..u use work as excuse...man she only wants some attention....hiding d remote thou..u play games on ur day off haba...u should be playing with her ...instead of grabbing her n collecting what she was holding...u should have grabed her butt kiss her so tight ..n tell her i know u r mad i didnt follow u shopping..am sorry am tired bra bra...

Now she spat on ur face ....cos u r dragging for what again...ahhhh..she get ming oooo..i cant do it to my husband..ooo choi...but u try u no beat her...chop knuckle ..never lay ur hands on her.... now do what

spend more time with her..
if she is a house wife...she is feeling u not giving her time...

Dont send her back....please....keep ur marriage ..God will bless u...

U think sex solves all problems abi?

See that woman deserves to be sent back to Nigeria...make she know as recession dey go.
All dese women pleading, na until she pour am hot water Una go see truth??
The woman should be sent away first to gain a brain then they can negotiate....which one is grab bum again....after spitting on your face!!! Even a motorpark tout would think twice before doing that to anybody....thats insult of the highest order.....spitting on a fellow human is the most degrading non physically harmful thing ever!...
Damn...

You women should stop pleading and let this man do what is right for the time being oga.

WHY DID YOU MARRY HER IN THE FIRST PLACE..
be very honest about that...because she fine abi??

placeofallure:
God bless you! I looked at all the comments on the first page of this post and I was appalled at how everyone seemed to be missing it. Many men are immature, too unschooled to deal with marital issues. At the point she was asking for the router, why did the man refuse to answer? Nobody likes to be given the deaf treatment, I'm sure that was when she became infuriated. Then look at the places she hid the remote, a soft nibbling behind her ears or her blossom will do the magic and you can avoid this needless fight.

OP she shouldn't have spat on you and say those hurtful words, now the both of you can't take the words back. Don't send her anywhere, she's your wife and never be a wife beater, some men are serving jail time for unintentionally killing their wives. Ignore all of them saying two slaps will reset her brain, these days, one slap can send one to the great beyond. Allow things to cool down, when the anger subsides on both sides, you can sit down and talk about it. God will uphold your home.

Madam that woman CANNOT be good overnight. She needs to leave the home period. She needs to be sent back to Nigeria. For the tym being...before next level crap happens....she doesn't deserve anything nice for now......

Swissheart:
Awww.... ....so sorry
I really have to commend the fact that you have taken full charge of your temper,without holding back words you are a responsible and loving man. There is a limit,you have shown to be aware of this. Your wife has character issues. As it appears,she won't change easily. A year into marriage is too early to have numerous records of quarrels. My only fear is her been always prepared for a fight. Who is always set for a fight with hubby if not a foolish woman? Your happiness is paramount, if she offers anything less than comfort and peace, how she should return becomes the solution. However before doing this, find a good forum to express your mind,your worries,fear and the option of getting her back. Remember consolidation comes before confrontation. Don't stop loving your wife. Forgive her hurting words and don't stop praying for peace. God bless you

Women and stories....

Madam dat lady doesn't deserve to be married.

2. Op obviously married her for the wrong reasons..maybe forced her into marriage or one of those betrothed cases...

Baseline she needs to get her ass sent back to Nigeria. Make she know as e dey go

confistified:
boss hw far na continue ur story na

Boss mehn....no worry.....new story dey....

99.9 % of ladies who marry just because there is a suitor end up single parents, divorced or battered.... If you hate this man, don't even try to pity him.....walk out and take responsibility for your actions.

Zinny25:
please how do I send a PM

Ive followed you alrdy jst follow me back and you LL see the option.

Hmmm zinny.... PM me.

charix:
All these ones na for who don chop belleful. If a woman plays stupid tricks with me I'd flash cash at her in the hope of disarming or confusing her. If after flashing cash she still plays hard to get then I'm off to the next one. Time is money, I better use the time to make more money than chase _pussy.

That will still be spent on pvsse.

What If her boyfriend na her bestie....will she still need to get another bestie for other secrets....in a situation where they were best frnds before dey began dating.

You paint with a mouse?? Bro kudos... You NEED a Wacom...even bamboo.go do for a start.

White men "favoured" a man with dollars.... Slavery and redundancy in the same damn breath....
Why won't people apply for sense for once.....
Just 5naira own to differentiate btwn deception and truth...

In a church of even ordinary 500 members who are definitely working in different places including embassies and consortiums WHY WILL ONE PERSON (AT LEAST) NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH DOLLARS EVERY MONTH.
Chai.....

Of course the recipient will announce his testimony and get tied to the stake and a big bucket placed under his financial breast for proper milking....

....

"Chai.... I just wish i can retake those Virginities I took last year...phew....gato search for new desperate hymens now..."

Yea....dancing around....

The abstract is titled RECOLONIZATION....
While Africa operates her phones and gazes mouth-agape at the dastardly acts going on in her environment, the white man is preparing to invade.....once again.....

RECOLONIZATION...

Think about it....

It may just happen.....unthinkable?

DJHANDSOME:
Some one asked this question sometime ago and i thought i should create a thread for it..what do you think?




...I would love to know how it was possible for only Adam and eve to populate the earth?
The Bible says they gave birth to two sons..cane and abel, Where did the sons see females that they had sex with? DId they have sex with their morther? How is the Bible theory of creation rationable..Please I need genuine answers ??

Dey had sisters....d bible ddnt call them the only children, they were highlighted because of the lesson from their lives....

Cain took his sister as wife when the Lord sent him out to d wild after killing Abel....

saintfellow:
IM not looking down on him but forget it bro. the way i look at life is different from how people see it, like i earlier said, the house its ok for his level, but as for me, that house is not even fit for boyz quarters. i need the c-ronaldo kind of mansion and that what i will get, its all about the mentality bro.

Its all about the mentality bro....i laugh.

Have you heard about "space-management" before?? Who needs bigger space to build one un-aesthetic box and call it a mansion when good architects and interior designers have already helped uncle actor get a very good looking house, not too expensive visually

If you had an idea what it takes to build a bungalow....you will not jst start talking about your taste.. Who ask you? If you no get good to talk...jst look and pass.

Nigga gets everything on a platter of gold...
We call that a gurl-made nigga.

bayinq25:
which humility?with a private jet and luxury of cars i'll be the most humble mo'fvcker in the world.what teachings?is it "I see ten people buying cars this year"?...do the math among 5000 members 10 are bound to buy cars.After receiving cash from these thieves called leaders,you'll hear prophecies like."The lord told me that Nigeria will be great this year".Religion has enslaved the black race without chains

Leave that person Wey dey yap abeg .. Na only one "adeboye" dey dis life

People are just plain blind....wonderfullu clueless....

All because they refuse to read their bibles....instead let their "fathers" in the lord tell them EVERYTHING about life ..... Dogmatic followers and fanatics of church and denominational Christianity....

There is only ONE GOD. Only one Christianity....

Any christian that oppresses his fellow man to whatever end is very very very questionable....
God is in heaven...your actions can only be felt by your fellow man....

cephsaidu:
Bros... What do you mean by a new way to Launder money? Expatiate please

Let me be the typical Nigerian and answer you with a question....

Firstly on what basis does a christian established university appoint a widely known political miscreant godfather and one of the hench-military-men who have looted this nation to such a high post in the school's ceremonial hierarchy On what basis

2. What else if not monetary gain would trigger such action??

3. Do you really think politicians get into anything that doesn't either bring more money or provide an avenue to hide what they already have...

This is no plain occurrence.

Fataiwo:
It isn't allowed in Islam though...



I should call it an achievement....

Dem tell you say she be muslim?

Hahaha
Danjuma.

Hmmm. The school authority (church) is really laughable....

A new avenue to launder money...