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Fashion / Re: The Hairstyle That Pleases God As A Believer. by Zhahovic(m): 10:24pm On Dec 14, 2023
You are just the " Christian " equivalent of Hama's.
Religion / Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses "Hate" Christian Songs But Sing Secular Songs? by Zhahovic(m): 9:58pm On Oct 01, 2023
They have their own Bible where they edited some important verses to suit their doctrinal agenda
E.g
John 1 Vs 1 JW VERSION
In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was a god
Can you spot a difference?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Secures $13bn Oil And Gas Investment Commitment From Shell, Exxonmobil by Zhahovic(m): 2:38pm On Sep 22, 2023
Investment that 95% of Nigerians won't even feel the impact
Career / Re: Auwalu Salisu, Tricycle Rider Returns ₦18 Million To Passenger In Kano by Zhahovic(m): 1:01pm On Sep 19, 2023
Person wey get mind forget 18m inside keke, it means he has much more from where that came from😂

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Romance / Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Zhahovic(m): 1:30pm On Sep 13, 2023
iamtardey:
like your cousin is married to the girl which was your girlfriend then? Is what you’re saying?
Co ask o😂

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Among Top 3 Countries With Highest Oil Discovery In 2023 by Zhahovic(m): 6:35pm On Aug 30, 2023
More oil, more money to be looted
Family / Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Zhahovic(m): 1:42pm On Aug 30, 2023
😂😂

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Romance / Re: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by Zhahovic(m): 6:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
grin
LINSAR:

Wrong analogy.

Campaigning after election can be likened to wooing after acceptance.
Losing interest after acceptance can be likened to resigning from post after emerging winner.
Romance / Re: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by Zhahovic(m): 11:15pm On Jul 29, 2023
After winning election, do you continue campaigning?
Romance / Re: Faithful Men: What Keeps You From Cheating? by Zhahovic(m): 4:53pm On Apr 19, 2023
1. STD,
2.i can't multi task with women. It's not fun at all,
3. Annoying sequence of billing and expenditure that would've best been given to my wife and children

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Food / Re: Cockroach Entered Into My Pot Of Soup. Is It Still OK To Eat? by Zhahovic(m): 7:57pm On Apr 09, 2023
All those canteens and restaurants you have been eating their food, do you know if they have removed roaches from their cooked food before serving you before? tongue
Food / Re: I Bought 5 Cups Of Rice For #50 Today by Zhahovic(m): 3:27pm On Mar 14, 2023
Bluezy13:
Don't go explaining to the woman. You'll never earn her trust again.
Be sure to give an equivalent amount to cover-up the cheating with sincerity.
If you were to balance her #400, go to her shop with #500, buy stuff worth #100 and tell her to keep the balance. If she insists on returning it to you, tell her you remember you were owing her #400 a long time ago and although she must have forgotten but it feels right to pay her back. Walk away as soon as you finish talking.
Be at peace with your mind.

Note: this is not a mistake but an intentional act.


That's if and only if this story is true
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Apart from the thousands of wives and concubines he had, are you in anyway related to King Solomon? shocked
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Releases “Citizens Participation” Phone Numbers And Mobile Apps by Zhahovic(m): 12:10pm On Jan 29, 2023
I hope this Townhall is different from Bulaba

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Blasted Ukraine Capital, Kyiv With Waves Of Kamakaze Drones by Zhahovic(m): 10:05am On Dec 20, 2022
Ukraine has really suffered but you guys hyping Russia should click this link below and read the article
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/12/16/world/europe/russia-putin-war-failures-ukraine.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Goes Savage, Shares Photos Of Ladies Who Called His Girlfriend Ugly by Zhahovic(m): 9:35pm On Dec 19, 2022
XCADBZXCAB BRUTALITY grin

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Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by Zhahovic(m): 4:25pm On Nov 30, 2022
bummyla:
Yesterday they surgically removed part of my guy's gbola, due to some untreated STD. Doctor said it will be a miracle for him to shine congo ever again. And they guy never marry, never born pinkin
Wtf is this na?
Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by Zhahovic(m): 11:52pm On Nov 26, 2022
Bills everytime. There's always something to buy or pay for. It is well undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by Zhahovic(m): 10:29am On Sep 26, 2022
ednut1:
Sometimes you cannot tell your partner everything about your finances to avoid trouble and problems. The 50k may be for savings towards a project or to take care of some family issues. Your husband or wife may frown at you doing that but when they dont know the wahala is not there. Marriage and relationship in its simplest form is transactional
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I love this take
Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by Zhahovic(m): 3:18pm On Jul 10, 2022
immortalcrown:
You are twisting things unnecessarily. Reno tries to make the world believe people are not who they claim to be. This David is doing the same thing to Reno. Whether David is saying the truth or not is a different thing. Maybe it was recently that you began to hear about Reno. Those who have known Reno for years understand what David is trying to achieve.
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Well said
Health / Re: Akwa Ibom Barber Dies From Poison After Vomiting Blood (Pix) by Zhahovic(m): 3:09pm On Jul 10, 2022
They should check on all his friends and interrogate them one by one. One of them is def the culprit.
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Look at this fine guy wasted! lipsrsealed
Family / Re: I Refused My Husband From Sleeping With Me. See Why? by Zhahovic(m): 7:49pm On Jun 06, 2022
JovialJune:



It is the same you mistakes of men that insult women that ooze offensive smell down there, rotten fish smell and other nonsense saying they hardly bath, yet you want women to condone dirty stinky disgusting smell of men like Op's husband that hates bathing abi?

And your silly comeback is to use money as an excuse for a filthy man? In this 21st century that 99.999999% women work and earn a living? Either you are the Op's husband or you are also a filthy smelling slimey man with a terrible body odour.

This counter attack is epic!

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Romance / Re: Please Help! Should I Attend The Wedding Or Not? by Zhahovic(m): 11:19am On Jun 02, 2022
Your cousin's wife-to-be is behaving more like family than your actual family, what a weird world!...
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Here's my thought..don't attend. Let his wife know the reason why, but you can send her some money to add for her wedding expenses.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "Are We Your Slaves?" Imran Khan Slams West's Demands To Condemn Russia by Zhahovic(m): 9:58am On Mar 07, 2022
This Pakistani PM looks like Gaddafi of Libya or is there something wrong with my eyes!?? grin grin
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Serving In US Army Surprises Wife At Work After 11 Months (video) by Zhahovic(m): 3:14pm On Feb 03, 2022
I've seen plenty of this in movies, next post please
Education / Re: Abiodun Gives Automatic Employment, N2m To 2 Best Graduating OOU Students (Pix) by Zhahovic(m): 8:45am On Feb 02, 2022
Loewe:


Conquer who? I thought u were smarter than this! embarassed

Nairaland and tribalism ehn!
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It's really unfortunate. Tribalism will never leave this stupid country
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing A Woman Has Done On The First Date? by Zhahovic(m): 8:10am On Jan 29, 2022
SmellySperm:

She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga cheesy
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Yes dull nigga. It has happened to me before and I never got a second chance again cry
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing A Woman Has Done On The First Date? by Zhahovic(m): 8:09am On Jan 29, 2022
Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room
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You for tell her make she open her panties make she show you proof �, i hate nonsense cool
Sports / Re: Who Will You Blame For Nigeria's Loss Against Tunisia? by Zhahovic(m): 9:12pm On Jan 24, 2022
Sheuns:


That challenge was a red card offense, no excuse. It’s in the rules, such challenges attract red cards. Reason is that it can end the career of a player. He freaking stepped on his ankle. That could have been lethal.
...I tire o...most Nigerians on twitter I know are just arguing with sentiment
Sports / Re: Nigeria Doesn't Have Players In Chelsea, Man Utd: Rohr Takes Dig At Super Eagles by Zhahovic(m): 2:13pm On Jan 12, 2022
techmo:
cool



Typical failure making excuses

It's good to see eagles back to their old style of play

Very entertaining to watch


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My brother you took the words out of my mouth
Politics / Re: Video Proves Buhari Is Not Well & Should Either Resign Or Be Impeached - Reno by Zhahovic(m): 9:29am On Jan 07, 2022
Resident evil....Welcome to Ask Rock undecided undecided undecided undecided
Education / Re: The Current State Of Toilets In UNICAL Hostels by Zhahovic(m): 9:22am On Jan 07, 2022
It's a Nigerian factor...our maintenance culture is horrible, and this applies not just to toilets but to every single infrastructure and facility we have.

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