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Romance / Re: I'm 29 But Look 13, I'm Depressed, The Disrespect Is Too Much! Please Help Me by Zhahovic(m): 11:34am On Mar 29, 2019
first thing you should do is to remove the " lil " from your username..
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some things are actually psychological, have it in your mind that you r big and mature and forget about your small physicality

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by Zhahovic(m): 9:37am On Jan 12, 2019
grin . She wants it every now and then and as a man, it is making me to LOSE BALANCE

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Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me With Cuddling"-nigerian Girl Laments (REACTIONS) by Zhahovic(m): 9:34am On Jan 12, 2019
women hmm... confused since the dawn of the Nephilim. smh
Romance / Re: Mention Two Celebrities You Would Cheat On Your Boyfriend/girlfriend With. by Zhahovic(m): 9:32am On Jan 12, 2019
Angelina Jolie and Mila jovovich
Romance / Re: What Is The Biggest Lesson You Learnt From A Past Relationship? by Zhahovic(m): 3:22pm On Jan 08, 2019
there is no love without money
Celebrities / Re: Girl In Peruzzi’s Leaked Intimate Video, Finally Speaks. by Zhahovic(m): 1:22pm On Dec 26, 2018
englishmart:
who is Peruzzi, does he stay in Nigeria?
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He stays in PERU...
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grin
Romance / Re: I Want To Date My Best Friend's Ex Girlfriend. Is It Proper? by Zhahovic(m): 1:38pm On Dec 23, 2018
very bad... I once stupidly tried that... the girl told my friend i was asking her out and we had a big misunderstanding.....
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I was surprised cos I knew they had broken up.. .I am much wiser now.....
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don't do it bro... there are plenty women out there
Sports / Re: Hazard Ponders On Chelsea Future : I Don’t Want To Have Any Regrets by Zhahovic(m): 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2018
RTSC:
This guy should fucck off abeg.

I am a Chelsea fan. I understand his predicament.

But he should move if he wants to and should stop playing with our emotions.
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On point
Romance / Re: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Zhahovic(m): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2018
SyberKate:
Hi

So I decided to go into a long distance relationship with this guy I have not met yet. We just met online and have exchanged pictures.

So far the relationship is just one week old and I was in a bit of a situation where I needed some money. Nothing much just about 15,000 to solve an issue.

So I asked my BF if he could assist me with the money, only for him to start saying things like the relationship is still young for me to be making demands, that what if he starts demanding for s3xx this early in the relationship.

I said I wish I could have solved my problem myself but I really need all the help I can get. He still insisted that he hasn't even met me physically and I could be trying to swindle him for all he knows.

Then I said if he feels that way then no need to continue with the relationship and it was over, just like that within one week.

So do you think I was being unreasonable to make demands this early in the relationship.
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Hahahahahaha..this reply alone is a STINGER MISSILE!!!!
Religion / Re: If You.Are To Spend One Day With One Bible Character, Who Would It Be? by Zhahovic(m): 1:21pm On Nov 25, 2018
Delilah grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Let's Show Off Phones Home Screens by Zhahovic(m): 4:10pm On Nov 16, 2018
Daniellano:
Here's mine
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Is that Deadshot?
Phones / Re: Let's Show Off Phones Home Screens by Zhahovic(m): 4:06pm On Nov 16, 2018
here's mine..

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Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Zhahovic(m): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2018
Jiang:

Video game bro not handheld
.. oh my bad!!!..it's super Mario then
Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Zhahovic(m): 7:48pm On Nov 14, 2018
I think brick game was the first ...it was way popular back then
Music/Radio / Nigerian Female Artistes Don't Feauture One Another In Music Tracks by Zhahovic(m): 12:23pm On Nov 14, 2018
Has anyone noticed most Nigerian female artistes do not feature each other on their music tracks?..
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or am I being paranoid??..
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Zhahovic(m): 6:37pm On Nov 05, 2018
Anyone listened to this awesome song......metro booming ft swae Lee and Wizkid.....borrowed love now..
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It's so dope!!

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Celebrities / Re: Folu Storms In Braless Open Chest Outfit To "King Of Boys Premiere" by Zhahovic(m): 10:15am On Oct 22, 2018
grin
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Blood of Zechariah!!...this woman's astrological sign must be Sagittarius
Crime / Re: Principal Flogs Corps Member In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Zhahovic(m): 11:11am On Oct 20, 2018
The principal is a fool for assaulting a lady physically, and not even respecting the fact that she is a corps member..
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And the interest, sorry, the lady herself is another fool for allowing an ordinary principal to flog her like that...

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She's an adult not a kid.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Keeps Sending Money To Me Monthly As Pension Facebook User Shared by Zhahovic(m): 6:07pm On Oct 15, 2018
This guy na iwutu
Celebrities / Re: 'Immediately' Belongs To Mystro - Wizkid Clears The Air by Zhahovic(m): 12:20am On Oct 14, 2018
I don't like the song...it sounds like a remix of socor socor... .. I still love wiz though anytime!
Romance / Re: Please Help, My Wife Is A Meat Extinguisher. by Zhahovic(m): 4:30pm On Oct 08, 2018
grin
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I pray she does not eat you up one day
Romance / Re: Is It Still Possible For Girls To Keep Their Virginity Till Their Wedding Night? by Zhahovic(m): 4:26pm On Oct 08, 2018
It is very possible to keep your virginity till marriage, but remember, building up your character to be a good wife is far more important than the virginity factor
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Cheers

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Romance / Re: When Yoruba Guys See Igbo Girls by Zhahovic(m): 4:23pm On Oct 08, 2018
Nigerians and tribalism ......
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Just like Celtic fc and the Scottish league..
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Inseparable!..
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Smh
Romance / Re: She Deflowered Me, Says No Sex Anymore As She Turns Born-Again by Zhahovic(m): 10:55am On Oct 04, 2018
Sorry bro....most of the time, first love is just experimental love..
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Your true love will come along, with or without the sex
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Always remember it's not always about sex.
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Keep your head up
Romance / Re: What Turns You Off/On In A Lady/Man? by Zhahovic(m): 8:40am On Sep 28, 2018
1..Hard to get syndrome in ladies...I can't stand that poo
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2..meeting a lady within days and she starts asking me for recharge card or financial favour
Romance / Re: 'She Jazzed Me': Man Set To Wed A Lady She Met In NYSC Camp 4 Years Ago (Photos) by Zhahovic(m): 10:17am On Sep 19, 2018
This is me saying I don't care..
Romance / Re: I Love Her But She's Tough To Get. by Zhahovic(m): 4:05pm On Sep 15, 2018
Maybe she's lesbian..
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Don't ask her though..

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Romance / Re: What Do I Do To This Guy That Flirts With My Girlfriend? by Zhahovic(m): 12:25pm On Sep 15, 2018
Dude..never take women seriously..you'll just die of hypertension....love them with your head and keep an open mind...
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U can't make that guy back off..it's up to your babe if she can't set boundaries with the opposite sex...
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Since you've explained your own principles to her right from the outset and she's behaving like this, just keep a very OPEN MIND

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Romance / Re: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Zhahovic(m): 12:39pm On Sep 09, 2018
This story is legendary...truly....very touching...!..
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plenty women are confused and co-fused with confusion!!!

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Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Interest In Someone You Were Wooing? by Zhahovic(m): 3:58pm On Sep 08, 2018
NiggasInParis:
There was this girl i met in Ilorin late 2015, A law student as at then second year in Unilorin.

When we first met it was really interesting and fun. Infact the day we first met we had a swell time, good conversation remarks which led to me even accompanying her all the way to her house in Basin.

Got to even meet her dad and enjoyed a little bit of reception all on the first day we met.

Deep in my heart i was already down for her and was already making plans for the future with her. I had taken it that serious.

In physical features she was my dream type, slim, tall, straight, front and back well served in admirable proportions(a real turn on for slim girls)

As for her intellect and communication skills she was moderate enough though as a law student i expect more.

Now as a grown ass man who knows the hierachy in which i place girls i meet and usefullness of all the ladies on my radar... I already knew this was someone i will want to have a long term relationship with and possibly cross the bridge with in the future so i wasted no time in going straight to the point.

After a few chit chats, follow ups and calls and one informal meeting we went on a date were i asked her out with all my heart, 2nd time we were meeting after the first day we met.


Having replied with the famous "i will think about it response" i had thought she just wanted to be conservative and stretch me a bit you know..Normal forming things

But no. it took another turn!

She started becoming too reserved unlike the lively and jovial person i had met that got me attracted to her. Delayed giving me a reply and when She later did went on to tell me that she don't think she's ready for relationship but we can just be friends.


Really!!!

This was a girl i am sure was into me in every variables and means by which i cant explain here.
Did not say much and let it slide in the few days ahead by sublty killing communication with her..Little effort she made by starting any chat convo wouldn't yield as i woukdnt lead her on and i stopped calling her as well. The spirit was already weak!


Now You wont believe 4 months later in 2016 she called and was complainng i had forgotten her, that i claimed i loved her when I did not, asking that i never called her or talked to her after she said no. That i was suppose to continue persuading her, that really was into me too but just wanted to delay me a bit....

I was SPEECHLESS!

"Firstly i'm longer in Ilorin, secondly the love i had for you had died after the way things turned out and what you're just telling me now has buried it. If we must have something between us again, there will need to be some sort of rekindling- which will go on to reflect the lovely, receptive and good attitude of yours that attracted me to you in the first place"

That was what i told her

Since then i never heard from her again!
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That's how a lot of them are programmed.
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I'm sure if u didn't open up to her and just played along, the mystery would've kept her glued to u...
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I don't know why women don't like straightforward things..

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Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Interest In Someone You Were Wooing? by Zhahovic(m): 3:34pm On Sep 08, 2018
The only thing that pisses me off about a new girl u are trying to woo is their boring attitudes on chat...
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Boring..super boring...
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If they are not boring, then they are pretending...
...that one irks me too
Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Interest In Someone You Were Wooing? by Zhahovic(m): 3:31pm On Sep 08, 2018
sodiqapril:
like most Nigerian girls, she is boring AF...chatting with most Nigeria girls identical to chatting with a robot..i think its due to this their stupid pride...i've like five White girls I chat with on watsapp, we met on Instagram..(I use my real name and pictures), we are just friends.I've Even gone as far as making video calls with one of them..the level of maturity and lack of boredom in the way these girls converse has made me sworn not to waste my energy chasing Nigeria girls..what most of them understand is money but there are few exceptions sha
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U are so right.. seriously!

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