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SmellySperm:
She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga

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Yes dull nigga. It has happened to me before and I never got a second chance again

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

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You for tell her make she open her panties make she show you proof �, i hate nonsense

Sheuns:
That challenge was a red card offense, no excuse. It’s in the rules, such challenges attract red cards. Reason is that it can end the career of a player. He freaking stepped on his ankle. That could have been lethal.

...I tire o...most Nigerians on twitter I know are just arguing with sentiment

techmo:




Typical failure making excuses

It's good to see eagles back to their old style of play

Very entertaining to watch


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My brother you took the words out of my mouth

Resident evil....Welcome to Ask Rock

It's a Nigerian factor...our maintenance culture is horrible, and this applies not just to toilets but to every single infrastructure and facility we have.

Omo, I wish I have a mum to be rubbing her legs now.
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Continue o...your reward is in heaven...you don't need sex at all?�

Which economy is improving?..are they sick in the head?

Bad news up and down
Nawa rip to her

You see that door am pointing at? That's the door for mumu people, pass through there and receive your answer

I keep on wondering why engineers can't manufacture a kind of auto eject system before a crash for civilian planes? Is it really so hard to implement?

It's either she used extra ordinary JuJu or the man is an extra ordinary fool

It's e ither she used extra ordinary JuJu on him or he is an extra ordinary fool

Nigerian Army always " commences investigation" but we never get to hear the end results

Do u take your time to pleasure her in terms of pre-intimacy or do you just try to plunge in between her legs directly?...
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Sex is very important in marriage. It's importance can't be over emphasized. You must try everything humanly possible to get her to enjoy sex .
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Look for a weak point on her body that might trigger her desires. She is human after all and not a Medusa. Explore her body..goodluck!

makjo900:
Yet new borns, innocents etc die like cockroaches while wicked ones live long. But somehow that god is said to be just, only phools believe that nonsense

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Let me be my own Phool, while you maintain your own " phoolery "

It baffles me too but the answer lies in Romans 9:15
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For God said to Moses, “I will show mercy to anyone I choose, and I will show compassion to anyone I choose.” ...

I'm just shocked at how fresh the president is looking

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It makes me remember that question someone asked in the Bible..
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" Why do the wicked prosper?"

It's better to move
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Who knows next year...one bag of rice may sell for 400,000 naira!?

I served in Aba around 2011.....I always remember passing this market with my shoes off and my trousers rolled up .
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When I got to the other side, I usually bought a sachet of water to wash my legs.
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So nothing has changed yet...I'm just speechless!

Ardar:
I am sorry but I fvck mails on my own terms and am not giving, am receiving because I won't stop till I've reached orgasm even if he came before me.

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Crazy down to earth woman

Carchoice:
Nothing can be done bro.


She took your senses with her. You can’t forget about her. I’m sorry.

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I never expired it

U can have male friends but having a male bestie does not make sense for me especially if we are dating.
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How can you love me and not make me your bestie and share your secrets with me?.. And then share those secrets with another guy?.. Heck!
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Funny thing is if its the other way around, women won't take that at all

What is deflowering again..?.. Is it similar to debugging in my phone USB settings?
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Seriously!.. If u really want to marry her deflower her and stick to her... And also try to marry her before she enters that university!..
There is no crime in early marriage and besides once she gets into that Uni... If u don't marry her, she could become very slippery and forget you

In Nigeria any course is a good " curse" if you have the right connection or come out with good grades

Perhaps she is a mutant

Julietsim:
U don't understand. Having sex everyday can be tiring. It also affect the Virgina. U think it is easy for women? It is not. I sometimes have pain because it is too much. We didn't have sex until we were married. I never knew he was like this.

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The fact that he respected you enough not to have sex till marriage means u should find ways to spice up your sex life now that you are bonded together. This is no time for excuses.
He has been dying for you since and can't get enough. Go and buy sex lubricant at any pharmacy. This will reduce vaginal friction and make u enjoy sex more

Mine is flash drive length

XhosaNostra:
Yes. In fact, I was obsessed with him. I'd watch everything he did. I knew his whole schedule. Basically, I stalked the guy He was so handsome though, I couldn't help myself.
After months of stalking, I started planning meeting him. So one evening as he returned from work, I decided I was going to throw away the trash, which means we were going to bump into each other on the stairs I didn't wanna make it too obvious, so I dressed in normal "house clothes". I'm one of those people that look more attractive when I'm a little shabby & dirty, so I went in for the kill in my grimiest look I can pull
Anyway, we crossed paths for the 1st time & we both nodded our greetings as we passed each other. After two or more such orchestrated meetings, we had a chat. He said something & my dreams literally came true in that narrow staircase
Long story short, he wasn't what I expected. After a few chats, I lost interest in him. I wouldn't call him dumb, but he wasn't too bright lol. All big & beautiful with a tiny brain

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Lol women's emotions wey be like NEPA LIGHT... OFF OFF ON.. ON OFF... OFF..

It happens alot same way we love a new shirt more than old shirt.
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Well just don't make it obvious... Remember how biblical Jacob had a favorite son?

5G Wuhan rat