Omo, I wish I have a mum to be rubbing her legs now.
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Continue o...your reward is in heaven...you don't need sex at all?�

Which economy is improving?..are they sick in the head?

Bad news up and down
Nawa rip to her

You see that door am pointing at? That's the door for mumu people, pass through there and receive your answer

I keep on wondering why engineers can't manufacture a kind of auto eject system before a crash for civilian planes? Is it really so hard to implement?

It's either she used extra ordinary JuJu or the man is an extra ordinary fool

It's e ither she used extra ordinary JuJu on him or he is an extra ordinary fool

Nigerian Army always " commences investigation" but we never get to hear the end results

Do u take your time to pleasure her in terms of pre-intimacy or do you just try to plunge in between her legs directly?...
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Sex is very important in marriage. It's importance can't be over emphasized. You must try everything humanly possible to get her to enjoy sex .
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Look for a weak point on her body that might trigger her desires. She is human after all and not a Medusa. Explore her body..goodluck!

makjo900:


Yet new borns, innocents etc die like cockroaches while wicked ones live long. But somehow that god is said to be just, only phools believe that nonsense

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Let me be my own Phool, while you maintain your own " phoolery "

It baffles me too but the answer lies in Romans 9:15
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For God said to Moses, “I will show mercy to anyone I choose, and I will show compassion to anyone I choose.” ...

I'm just shocked at how fresh the president is looking

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It makes me remember that question someone asked in the Bible..
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" Why do the wicked prosper?"

It's better to move
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Who knows next year...one bag of rice may sell for 400,000 naira!?

I served in Aba around 2011.....I always remember passing this market with my shoes off and my trousers rolled up .
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When I got to the other side, I usually bought a sachet of water to wash my legs.
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So nothing has changed yet...I'm just speechless!

Ardar:


I am sorry but I fvck mails on my own terms and am not giving, am receiving because I won't stop till I've reached orgasm even if he came before me.

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Crazy down to earth woman

Carchoice:
Nothing can be done bro.


She took your senses with her. You can’t forget about her. I’m sorry.

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I never expired it

U can have male friends but having a male bestie does not make sense for me especially if we are dating.
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How can you love me and not make me your bestie and share your secrets with me?.. And then share those secrets with another guy?.. Heck!
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Funny thing is if its the other way around, women won't take that at all

What is deflowering again..?.. Is it similar to debugging in my phone USB settings?
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Seriously!.. If u really want to marry her deflower her and stick to her... And also try to marry her before she enters that university!..
There is no crime in early marriage and besides once she gets into that Uni... If u don't marry her, she could become very slippery and forget you

In Nigeria any course is a good " curse" if you have the right connection or come out with good grades

Perhaps she is a mutant

Julietsim:


U don't understand. Having sex everyday can be tiring. It also affect the Virgina. U think it is easy for women? It is not. I sometimes have pain because it is too much. We didn't have sex until we were married. I never knew he was like this.

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The fact that he respected you enough not to have sex till marriage means u should find ways to spice up your sex life now that you are bonded together. This is no time for excuses.
He has been dying for you since and can't get enough. Go and buy sex lubricant at any pharmacy. This will reduce vaginal friction and make u enjoy sex more

Mine is flash drive length

XhosaNostra:
Yes. In fact, I was obsessed with him. I'd watch everything he did. I knew his whole schedule. Basically, I stalked the guy He was so handsome though, I couldn't help myself.
After months of stalking, I started planning meeting him. So one evening as he returned from work, I decided I was going to throw away the trash, which means we were going to bump into each other on the stairs I didn't wanna make it too obvious, so I dressed in normal "house clothes". I'm one of those people that look more attractive when I'm a little shabby & dirty, so I went in for the kill in my grimiest look I can pull
Anyway, we crossed paths for the 1st time & we both nodded our greetings as we passed each other. After two or more such orchestrated meetings, we had a chat. He said something & my dreams literally came true in that narrow staircase
Long story short, he wasn't what I expected. After a few chats, I lost interest in him. I wouldn't call him dumb, but he wasn't too bright lol. All big & beautiful with a tiny brain

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Lol women's emotions wey be like NEPA LIGHT... OFF OFF ON.. ON OFF... OFF..

It happens alot same way we love a new shirt more than old shirt.
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Well just don't make it obvious... Remember how biblical Jacob had a favorite son?

5G Wuhan rat

My brother, the writing is on the wall. You don't need Prophet Daniel to come and interpret this writing for you.

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Leave now before u get heart broken

primesoccer:
I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.

In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.

I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...

She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.

When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.

She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.

So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.

Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.

I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.

Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.

On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.

I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.

Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?

I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...

Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

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Craig David has your best answer already.... "I'm walking away!! "

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

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What a stupid excuse!.. U better look for a better lady that will appreciate u. I bet this one will come for you later and say, " you didn't try hard enough "

dazzlingd:
Why should we listen to her...what does she know, what's the quality of the substance in her head. olosho has no business with the affairs of the nation.
She should crawl back to do what she knows how to do best

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Jesu!

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

What?

Typical ladies and emotional confusion....... U got attracted to your boss FIRSTLY because of his position, even though you wont want to admit it.
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Stick with your boss.. And don't even dare going back to the other guy