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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by Zhahovic(m): 10:48am On Mar 23, 2020
DTeekay:
I don't like checking my partners phone, but one day I was just playing a game or using internet on her phone can't really remember which, a text came in, what showed on the notification bar was just a hotel room number and name eg "107,John Edward".

I was shocked to my bones, I just kept cool as if nothing happened when she woke up she told me she had to go meet up with a female friend to get something. Knowing where she was going I told her she wasn't going anywhere she protested but as I insisted she kept quiet and went back to sleep.

Later, I checked her phone and noticed she switched it off before going back to sleep. Then I switched it on, she was receiving several calls from that same number, when the person got tired of calling he sent a text, "I have booked already and u want my money to waste like that".

I didn't confront her with my findings immediately
, I decided to wait some days on another day I was playing with her phone randomly, the next thing I saw is "you were so sweet".

N/B she gave me an excuse that she was going somewhere on that day too, when I protested she said she had to go and get something.

D/Day- When I packaged only my findings and showed her she was shocked to her bones, couldn't deny it, she only apologized and crying her eyes out.

Note- I am not broke o, I give her everything a guy can do for his GF.

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I'm speechless. ... Goes to show you a cheat is only cheat when caught
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by Zhahovic(m): 10:42am On Mar 23, 2020
iso604:
Through her pussy because before it was tight now wide after I came back from 2 days holiday
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My man! grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Reason This Matter With Me by Zhahovic(m): 10:22am On Mar 22, 2020
I can't reason with u.. Go and meet PSQUARE
Romance / Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Zhahovic(m): 11:44pm On Mar 21, 2020
Man! The attention is sweet!.. Don't do it bro!.. So many other women out there you can have;..!.. Don't give in to her!.. She's not worth it... But enjoy the attention while it lasts
Romance / Re: My Strange Experience With The Girl I Have Been Asking Out by Zhahovic(m): 5:11pm On Mar 21, 2020
Don't go all fetish.. U might just be too anxious or nervous about making love to her.
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For me.. I hate girls that don't do pre-intimacy.. Once I notice that... I won't even go further.. I hate that as it makes me loose my sexual aura.
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Nothing is wrong with your d**...
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If u want to confirm try another babe
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U see all those spiritual comments above me?.. They are the ones that go to church everyday and yet Increased the price of hand sanitizers and face mask by 2000%

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Romance / Re: I Am Confused by Zhahovic(m): 6:57am On Mar 20, 2020
baralatie:

the post shows the young lady is not confused but has a very clear mind of what she does at any one time and place.
Rather the op definition of his confusion has nothing to do with the literary facts surrounding confusion but he does have a problem dealing with the same rules he laid down for this part time relationship
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Hmm sounds like the girl is just enjoying the multi exploration
Romance / Re: I Am Confused by Zhahovic(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19, 2020
Kimzo:
And I have decided to let her be, but even if I leave her the guy would go on to be hostile around her, and maybe lead to violence, because the last time he called he was saying he would beat her up, which I hate
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So u want to fight the guy now?..
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Romance / Re: I Am Confused by Zhahovic(m): 4:00pm On Mar 19, 2020
The girl is obviously confused. U should not link your confusion to hers. Forget about her unless u are enjoying the games. This one is not love
Romance / Re: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by Zhahovic(m): 3:57pm On Mar 19, 2020
miclef86:
I met this lady, a colleague of mine for over a year now, we work in the same unit. Don't get it twisted, our Organization permits marriages but one of us will make a transfer to another branch within the same location.

I liked her, everybody in our unit noticed there's a connection between us. However, we're like cat and dog we fight over everything, always disagreeing, yet.

I have been getting a lot of advice from my fellow colleagues about how she's the perfect match for me and how compatible we're if we decide to be together.

However, truth be told, I have not been really serious with her, I flirt with other single girls in the unit. The other day, they were having relationship discussion, a senior colleague of mine said that I use to jump from one girl to another.

The last Valentine's day, I called her that we really need to talk she told me if it's really that serious I should come over to her house which I did. I went there to profess my love for her, I asked her to give me a chance that I'm gonna be a better man.

She calls me a confused human being, that I don't really know what I want, that it's too late. That she already has someone and planning to get married to him next year.

Now, I've decided to accept my faith and move on with one particular lady that cares about me, I no longer call her like I used to anymore, just greetings that use to join us now.

I have noticed a hostile attitude from her towards me, she gets angry whenever she sees me with the other girl.

Yesterday, during lunch hour, I met her with few of my colleagues and little conversation ensued between us she said I should bet with her that I'm going to leave that girl and come back to her, that made me a little upset within. So we had a bet.

Pls I need your advice, I truly love her, I think about her almost all the time. Should I swallow my ego and try to make things work between us again or I should let the sleeping dog lie?
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U better ignore her!.. Women and their sick games and cravings for attention!.. U told her u want her a d she rejected u, moreso she's getting married to someone else soon.
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Forget her and focus on the other girl that is showing u love... Pls life is short abeg... There is no room for pretense in this CORONA WORLD we live in now

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Romance / Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Zhahovic(m): 3:51pm On Mar 18, 2020
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Kekereekun123:
once meet a fine yellow babe at a wedding. she gave me lift back as our area no far my friend actually said i she lives near me. we exchanged numbers and begin chatting on BBM then. got to know she was lonely and guys used to be intimidated by her. fast forward to 5 months later i began to go to her house, she lived alone her fam was based in ibadan but she came to lagos for work. we then began to sec chat i used to make mouth about how i would suck her till she cums and all. the d day it would happen we romanced and kissed and i took off the pant. i started to perceive dead rat/fish. i was like chimo wetin be this. i went back to romancing and told her it was too soon. i later told her on chat what happened she denied having pussy odour and later blocked me. since then i have phobia for tall fair ladies o

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My chest o
Romance / Re: Can A Man Say No To Sex? Ladies React (Video) by Zhahovic(m): 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2020
The problem is if a man says no to sex with a woman, most women will play the emotional card and think either the man does not desire her much as he used to or he is probably sleeping with someone else
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by Zhahovic(m): 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2020
I hope this man of yours is ready to work on himself?..
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1. He should focus less on thrusting and penetrating. He should kiss, explore and handle u for at least 20 mins before thinking of penetration
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2...encourage him to eat less sugary stuff. This is very important!.. He should exercise and more eat fruits. If u are not fit physically, you will definitely be poor in bed.
Remember the erection in the penis is fuelled by the heart.
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3.. If you guys are using the missionary style of sex, I suggest you use other styles as the missionary style encourages quick ejaculation.
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4... Teach him to take deep breaths and take short pauses while having sex with you. Controlled breathing can help delay ejaculation.
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Do more research!.. All hope is not lost!

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Romance / Re: Can A Man Say No To Sex? Ladies React (Video) by Zhahovic(m): 1:35pm On Mar 16, 2020
Fortuna2:
As far as I'm concerned, men are too cheap. It takes extra discipline for a full ass grown man to reject sexual advances especially from cute chicks like us cool.QED.
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Fortuna Dusseldorf of Bundesliga grin

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Romance / Re: Am Too Handsome Please Help PHOTOS by Zhahovic(m): 8:19am On Mar 13, 2020
Romance / Re: Am Too Handsome Please Help PHOTOS by Zhahovic(m): 12:08am On Mar 12, 2020
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You look like a Nigerian version of BEN10
Science/Technology / Re: World’s Largest Crab That Feeds On Birds And Breaks Bones (Pictures) by Zhahovic(m): 12:38pm On Mar 11, 2020
ReneeNuttall:


Ah! D sight of it alone is scary,d way its walks alone is creepy and did I mention it was at night?
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Oh! Sorry about that grin
Science/Technology / Re: World’s Largest Crab That Feeds On Birds And Breaks Bones (Pictures) by Zhahovic(m): 10:54am On Mar 10, 2020
ReneeNuttall:
Last yr December at Elegushi beach,around 11pm while I was jejely seated just by d shores enjoying my fish grin I saw something creep outta a deep hole,I scampered for my life,twas later I discovered it was a crab.A massive one at DAT.
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Why didn't u stand and fight it off like the beautiful queen you are? grin
Romance / Re: What Is Your Current Ring Tone? by Zhahovic(m): 6:33pm On Mar 08, 2020
Metro booming ft wizkid borrowed love
Romance / Re: What Do You Hate during Sex? by Zhahovic(m): 8:53am On Mar 04, 2020
Lamanii22:



You'd cum inside her and she becomes pregnant... Better save yourself the stress and cum on your palms.. Then use your boxers to clean it...
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grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: What Do You Hate during Sex? by Zhahovic(m): 8:53am On Mar 04, 2020
A woman that does not like pre-intimacy... That's a big turnoff for me... I really hate direct entry... I like to tiki taka my baby first before entering...
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Also.. I hate incoming calls during sex.. Its a big distraction...

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Romance / Re: I Love Him But Just Dont Want Sex Now by Zhahovic(m): 2:27pm On Mar 02, 2020
Stick to your principles dear.. But the truth is alot of guys have been lied to by their babes that they are virgins.. Believe me.. Its not funny..
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The first babe I had told me no sex till marriage. I was a virgin and kept myself for her for 2 years only to discover she had been banging a friend of mine..
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Its your body.. Stick to your principles dear.. All the best!.. But try not to loose that good guy.. Find some other ways to pacify him... U have to be tactical!
Politics / Re: Usman Dan Fodio: Founder Of The Sokoto Caliphate by Zhahovic(m): 10:23am On Feb 28, 2020
This history is incomplete.
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It didn't talk about how the Jihadists conquered Ilorin and the whole of Kwara?.. Have you not wondered how come Ilorin has an Emir and not an Oba?...
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How about the failed invasion of the Oyo Empire with the help of the betrayer Afonja. Oyo empire was saved because of the thickness of the rain forest, tsetsefly, unfamiliarity with the terrain and the fierce resistance of the Oyo soldiers
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by Zhahovic(m): 12:33pm On Jun 23, 2019
Wow.. thumbs up for this epic piece.. I love the word play too
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Makes crazy sense!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Avengers- Endgame (Discussion Thread) by Zhahovic(m): 10:29am On Apr 28, 2019
temmy59:
Some goofs I realized about it..

1. There concept of time to travel is really complicated.. And not comprehensive.

2. How was captain able to carry the hammer and not only that, was able to use for ligthening
3. They gave thanos too much power credit; how can iron-man, Thor and cap not even have a chance against him.
4. Cap shield broke, � and
Thor is too badass for Thanos to whoop his ass like that
5. Hulk didn't even fight thanos
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no goofs here!..
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1. time travel is very tricky... for anyone.. even Avengers!... it's not easy to mess with time!
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2.. only one who is pure of heart and worthy can lift that hammer... in the comics cap lifted it too...
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3.. Thanos is very powerful even without the stones. he is one who has destroyed entire civilisations and planets, so it is difficult for those guys you mentioned to defeat him.
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4... I think Thanos sword is made of a stronger material
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5.. Hulk lost an arm while snapping his fingers with the stones.. I think that's why he didn't even fight at all

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Romance / Re: Look At What This Guy Sent To Her Girlfriend After She Cheated On Him(photo) by Zhahovic(m): 11:04am On Apr 23, 2019
lol... I don't blame the guy though, but he should just move on. .. the girl's replies are classic!.. hahahhaha... oh thou guilty one!
Romance / Re: I Crush On My Colleague: Should I Let Her Know Or Should I Keep This To Myself? by Zhahovic(m): 9:07pm On Apr 16, 2019
office romance between colleagues does not usually end well..
if you can't control this your crush, just let the cat out of the bag and oh, don't fall too hard in love with her.
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she might just want to toy with u or have " fun"
Romance / Re: What Is That Sweetest Thing You Can Never Get Enough Of It Nomatter How You Try by Zhahovic(m): 5:19pm On Apr 05, 2019
the sound of my moaning wife when I am giving her mouth action...... it's like listening to Marie Carey sing opera
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Zhahovic(m): 8:14am On Mar 31, 2019
About 10 years ago while in Ado Ekiti, I went to Central market to purchase something, that's when the stomach upset started.
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gosh I swear, if that thing catch you, you go get heightened senses like Spiderman.
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I quickly called a bike man and pleaded with him to take me to any nearby bush where I could splatter my load.
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omo!.. the bike journey too no be here.. the bumpy roads almost killed me. when I dropped from the bike, I did not even bother collecting my change.
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I rushed into the bush and the rest was history!.. chai!! �� grin

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Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi Named The Best Tackler In English Premier League by Zhahovic(m): 8:40pm On Mar 29, 2019
classic player... I'm full of respect for this ball winner but I am disappointed in the tribalists in this thread ...
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it shows how tribalism is seriously wrecking havoc on this nation!...

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