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IslamRe: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by zmurda(m): 3:17am On Sep 04, 2009
dont i just feel the stupid dude. hope you gave her belle. then you can name your daughter ramata conceived during ramadan
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ladies Post Your Real Pictures And Be Honest by zmurda(m): 1:41pm On Sep 03, 2009
waiting
IslamRe: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by zmurda(m): 1:40pm On Sep 03, 2009
where's the story going?

do u want to torment us that are virgins?
smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nl Christians:how Do We Clean Up The Religion Forum? by zmurda(m): 1:25pm On Sep 03, 2009
Pastor AIO:
There is the christianity bashing or the God bashing and then , .

There is the fraud bashing. And unfortunately there is a lot of fraud going about under the name of christianity. The real damage to christianity was done when certain fraudulent individuals started using christianity as a platform to perpetuate fraud.
true!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nl Christians:how Do We Clean Up The Religion Forum? by zmurda(m): 1:17pm On Sep 03, 2009
What has happened to freedom of speech?

If people cannot be allowed to move around and say what's on their mind, then you are creating an artificial polity, a police state. You can simply choose to ignore the christian, Jesus bashers. Let God be the avenger, why do his work for him? Even Jesus was criticised when he was alive. From my sunday school I remember something about turning the other cheek

I thought there was already a 'Christian Board'

There is no need to burst a vein over this, I no you are impassioned by this. It might be easier for you to just ignore all the bashing or respond if you can

Peace
Christianity EtcRe: We Are In The End Of The World. by zmurda(m): 1:06pm On Sep 03, 2009
Guy, you have been reading and watching too much crap.

Even the new age pastors don't think the world would end again. Its the suffer suffer people that think about the world ending.

The world ends when we die.


Please do not delude your self about the idea of heaven, al-janna or wherever people think they'll go. Make the earth a good place for yourself and others

GBAM!!

Peace
Christianity EtcRe: Give your life to christ by zmurda(m): 12:37pm On Sep 03, 2009
dang!!

this will solve loads of problem. How I love you!
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by zmurda(m): 12:30pm On Sep 03, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Romance is dead or on life support, Guys just want to sleep with you even before they say hi and if you refuse they move on along to the next girl, lipsrsealed
sleeping with the women is romance too
Jokes EtcRe: Teissys Is Pregnant For Me by zmurda(m): 12:29pm On Sep 03, 2009
Just back from the GP, Teissy is pregnant for me too.

How did that happen?

Please somebody help
shocked huh
EducationRe: Why Is It Always ASUU, What About Asup? by zmurda(m): 12:25pm On Sep 03, 2009
Its called marketing.

Make loud enough noise and people will listen!!
PoliticsRe: Sanusi's Dirty Deals As First Bank Md by zmurda(m): 12:14pm On Sep 03, 2009
becoomrich:
see the man face
Dayo coker, why are you so desperate for money that you have sold out your soul. Do you know it is God who make a man rich. You can go about and lie , no matter how you shout support for the north just to get constract and frame story, if God says you would never be rich, you are  wasting your time.  Do you think Akingbola built the bank to be worth $8 billion by shout support for the north to get $8 billion.?

And Dayo Coker , do you want to Know Jesus. ?

Why do you hate Akingbola? Do you want to meet him? And ask him all this nonsense you are written. ?  You dont have to lie Dayo coker to make money ok


Dayo coker is this your picture,
I found it on facebook.

Dayo coker pictures.
RomanceRe: Can You Take All The Blames In The Name Of Love? by zmurda(m): 12:08pm On Sep 03, 2009
I like taking the blame when I am high on my budweiser and/or my courversier (pounded yam too!). It makes me mellow and I am at peace. In fact I can take being nagged.

Aside from that, I keep quiet till she's stopped completed the rantings, then I methodically pick holes in her complaints while I stroke her ego too. That my friend is the way to treat woman.

Love is a big mirage walai talai.
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by zmurda(m): 12:02pm On Sep 03, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:
Maykelly. . .Please go away we dont need any Righteous laugh here. . .by the way you didn't tell me you have finally become a winch shocked shocked
grin grin grin

winches they fex
PoliticsRe: Shocking! Nigerian New Customs Chief Forges Certificates by zmurda(m): 11:57am On Sep 03, 2009
A thief in charge of making money for Nigeria. Just classic
PoliticsRe: Adeboye Floats Millionaires’ Club by zmurda(m): 11:53am On Sep 03, 2009
Help me say Hal le ya

I have recently joined the Millionaires club, this was made possible by the loans I got from Oceanic and Intercontinental banks to the tune of 5 bn naira
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by zmurda(m): 11:50am On Sep 03, 2009
Maybe we should go back to those days people get girls from the village, send them to school and they run away after their eyes have 'opened'
Jokes EtcRe: Click On This Thread And Have Hiv/aids by zmurda(m): 11:49am On Sep 03, 2009
[quote author=by.dot link=topic=318666.msg4474222#msg4474222 date=1251974847]Crazykid, i can never catch your crazy fever lailai, he dey find person wey go join him at yaba left[/quote]Na true sha, maybe I am joining him. Better make my escape before them catch me join
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by zmurda(m): 11:47am On Sep 03, 2009
May kelly:
Thou shalt not be afraid of them: but shalt well r[b]emember what the LORD thy God did unto Pharaoh, and unto all Egypt[/b];Deuteronomy 7:18 (Righteous laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy)
You wait. The monkey that howls, knows the leopard is around. The leopard that prowls walks with stealth to eat the baby of the monkey

I'll not fear, there is no need to. The laughter we shall quarter and boil, in the cauldron of hot ashes

Pharaohs made them cry for 400 years, do you want to wait that long before you escape?

I say you should flee before I open my eyes
Christianity EtcRe: How Can Satan Carry God by zmurda(m): 11:41am On Sep 03, 2009
May kelly:
Oh YES! He is; Lord Jesus cheesy

Romans 8:1
There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.

1 John 5:6
This is he that came by water and blood, even Jesus Christ; not by water only, but by water and blood. And it is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth
this is strange, there is no where it is mentioned that Jesus is spirit here. Or are you getting the verses wrong?
Jokes EtcRe: Click On This Thread And Have Hiv/aids by zmurda(m): 11:37am On Sep 03, 2009
hmmm,

this na crase sha.

so you don get hiv now

na wa for this technology thingy, hiv thru internet
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Old Are You? by zmurda(m): 11:35am On Sep 03, 2009
Ain't our profiles supposed to have our dob grin

I was born in 1974 or 1984 (depending on the calendar you believe) in the Koma Hills. I am the only one who can read and write from Koma.
Christianity EtcRe: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by zmurda(m): 11:30am On Sep 03, 2009
May kelly:
Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts. Nahum 3:4
Are all these English?

Sounds like you are casting some spells, this I won't take lightly

I retaliate: the fire power of the flying spaghetti, the mystery of the koans, life in depths, depths in life

I conjure up the hosts that fight in the clouds and seas, that see the trade winds and the unknown tempests

There is no cutting off here, I see Jehu the son of Omri bowing to the Assyrians

May it follow you, May Kelly from the coven to the cloud

By the power of the flying spaghetti, I tell thee to flee!!
CrimeRe: Love In The Toilet: Man Bathes Intruder With Acid by zmurda(m): 9:42am On Sep 03, 2009
sick
Forum GamesRe: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by zmurda(m): 9:40am On Sep 03, 2009
I got money on my mind
Christianity EtcRe: In What Capacity Is Adeboye Expected To Intervene Here. by zmurda(m): 9:32am On Sep 03, 2009
I think they have a right to demand Adeboye intervenes considering the political clout he has, they are members of his church and have donated a lot of the stolen money to the church.

It is said, he who pays the piper calls the tune.
PoliticsRe: Ceo For Islamic Bank In Africa(Nigeria?) Wanted by zmurda(m): 9:22am On Sep 03, 2009
I recommend one NLder called Abuzola
Christianity EtcRe: Nl Christians Are Fraudster And Scammers by zmurda(m): 9:15am On Sep 03, 2009
No2Atheism:
grin I think abuzola has a crush on Jesoul and is just looking for some action ( grin grin grin which he would never get by the way  grin grin grin), hence his possible veiled attempts at trying to get in touch with her by trying the character assassination method.

This is what i would like to call :

grin grin grin Islamic toasting  grin grin grin
lol @ islamic toasting

Peace!
Christianity EtcRe: Queen Of Sheba Took Off At The Arrival Of Bishop Oyedepo by zmurda(m): 9:09am On Sep 03, 2009
AjaraEwuro:
Trying to change the focus of the topic just points to how shallow minded you guys are - even if I am an illegal immigrant in the UK, what has that got to do with your smelly mouth father and mother and your foolish lineage? If you need employment in the UK, call me, I will employ you and feed your moda fu cking atheist minds - foolish goons.

An Atheist who attends a christian school has completely lost his mind- explain to me the logic behind his thinking.
Is this what the good bishop would do when people malign him

Shame on you AjaraEwuro!

AjaraEwuro was it you I saw begging for money on the street of Peckham, you wore a red bowler hat, pink shirt and green trousers
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram States Have Lowest Literacy Level In Nigeria - Npc by zmurda(m): 9:05am On Sep 03, 2009
But of course!
Christianity EtcRe: Nl Christians Are Fraudster And Scammers by zmurda(m): 9:01am On Sep 03, 2009
KunleOshob:
I don't know wh you guys are bothering to respond to Abuzola? Is he not a self confessed homicidal maniac? If you argue with a mad man how would peoplebe able to tell the difference?
My picture of Abuzola is a man of 33 with a gaunt face, full beards, intense blood shot eyes from too much hashish taking and reciting arabic verses in a dim lit room with a 1995 PC picking his words on the keyboard with one hand and with the other hand, when not in bosom of a hijabbed woman is counting his tesbi while foaming and frothing at his mouth as his mouth moves silently screaming gibberish

Abuzola, peace be upon thee!

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