₦airaland Forum

aysometin:
You cant' even compare Nigeria to Ghana sef, how much more?

Is Ghana, Botswana, Somalia and Eritrea not Abroad again

no show.
unlucky me. is it just that i am IT deficient?

I prefer to study in Nigeria because I will get more holidays in the form of ASUU strike. I also will not mind Nigeria because I can join cults and beat people up. I will also do love-vendor for aristo girls. I can also not do practicals through out my stay in school. Also, if my father has money I can avoid ASUU strike and go to Convenant Uni or Babcock, where we must become 'born again' and have our freedom curtailed.

I think with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince even the most hot headed antagonist of Nigerian schools mentally, socially, educationally, physically, generally, psychologically and spiritually that schooling in Nigeria is better than Abroad.

God bless y'all

It's a love locked down, you lose!

Madness!!

spikedcylinder:
Its one thing to grant loans without collateral, its another for the loans to be unperforming. Question is: The loan that was granted to Dele Olojede, is it being serviced or is it an unperforming loan like the others?

Good question.

I have collected loads of loans from banks in the UK and the US without putting down a dime except for my good credit history and credit ratings. I don't particularly see a big deal in collecting loans when you can repay it back/can service it and you have the means to.

I think we should move from this petty banking thing, where only cronies get loans in Nigeria. I wanted a loan, no one gave me. I started a business with foreign loans and they all want to be my banker. Its depressing.

AjaraEwuro:
Z-Murda

I will buy you and your entire Atheist lineage - and your unborn children and they will serve me forever- you calling someone you dont know poor - u need a lesson in eating rubbish out of the dustbin.

Jagoon

You obviously didnt read where he said he has been an atheist all is life.



Tudor-


You are the best IDIOT that ever walked the face of this earth - an atheist attending a christian school - i still laugh and will forever laugh at your buffonery. You even quote the bible and call it delusions - an atheist indeed.

Idiot is spelt - I D I O T - you fit one perfectly - a man of an unknown conviction.

Mr Ajara Ewuro, whoever gave you that kinda name certainly knows you well. My guess its urself - and you know your self to be someone suffering from dementia. We are way gone past the era of slave trade.
I think you are poor in many respects. You are poor financially, you are bankrupt morally, your vocabulary is in deficit, your pysche is f**ked 6 ways from Sunday at Sango Otta, your human relations are in recession and your irrelevant rants are like those of the Queen of Sheba's hyenas.

I see that the only place left for you is the Synagogue where by chance Mr Josh might put some spirit into your dead self.

I am agnostic not an atheist. I know your moronic and hypocritical mind would find that too big to comprehend.

As for buying my lineage, can your bankrupt life pay the money upfront

Christians like you are the reason people turn away from organised religion.

off to try it


back with some news soon

crackers!!

I always ask this questions why do we have to marry?
Is it because as Nigerians we are always under undue pressures from one's parents, friends, family, church etc etc?
Every1 starts trying to match make when you start getting past the magic age of 25

Dang!

you'll be fine. just pretend you are still dating her for another 4 years

nethacker:
with all these jagbanjantis,u xpect me not to steal my father's money to study abroad

If you had the money you won't be here in the 1st place

Holy Spirit carry cutlass pursue them

monopolist:
I see Mount Zion Faith Ministry taking over Nollywood.
Watch out for Zionwood soon in Jesus Christ name. Amen

Instead of the corrupt love-lust, sinfull, epidemic films we shall with the whole of our hearts welcome Mike Bamiloye and co. whose films glorifies God and help us fear God, watch out for the devises of the Devils.

Check out the back stage even. some of them sleep around,jumpin from bed to bed in order to play a role.
All the dirty-minded script-writers will be retrained, regenerated and reemployed.

We need Christ-minded writers ,actors, directors and producers and film censors board in Nigeria.

The Zionwood would be real classics. I remember those things used to scare the sh*t outta me.

Who is going to be the face of Zionwood (meanwhile, can't another name be used?), is it going to be Helen Ukpabio?

I dont think I particularly fancy watching Storm of Life over Love shoots me in the leg

I think its your warped mind and infertile imagination that sees people jumping from one bed to another for roles. How are you sure this would not happen in your proposed Zionwood. Maybe this time people will go for night vigil together to get roles.

I do agree with you we need a better film censors board in Nigeria, both Nollywood and Zionwood are crap

if there was contest for movie titles, Nollywood would win walai talai, sumu bu lai

Ladies, what happened to you wooing we the men instead?

If we have stopped trying, you babes should be more pro active and do something about this!

I think I hear more Yoruba spoken than Igbo. Is it that most Naija in diaspora passed through Lagos at one point.

We jokingly say Yoruba is the second Naija language after the Pidgin English. I even picked up a few words of Yoruba even though I never used to speak!

I love Daddy Oyedepo because he's a good business man who will not be caught by EFCC. He doesn't even need to have money injected into his Covenant Banks because he has poor people like Ajara Ewuro to constantly be his maga.

love the name of the church

Praise Resurrection Ministry aka Jehovah Sharp Sharp.

Stupidity will never end in Naija sha.

I was always wondering where the money that was injected into the banks came from since provisions were not made for it in the budget

Gaddammit, we are in for some inflation soon. If I had money, I would be stocking up on foreign currency. There is going to be some kinda inflation soon and naira rate would surely fall some more.

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just great stuff.

shows these guys have talents that cannot be surpassed by western education thought pips.

actually waging a chemical warfare, classic. we need them in our military.

can we get a source

dang!

just called the line and i said i wanted to talk to the president, Yar'adua

I was handed over to a lady who said she was the president, by name of Turai Yar'adua

double dang!!

In your mind abi?

A league is a long distance race. Its for the Ethiopians and Kenyans, maybe a few Tanzanians.

Chelsea, Mancity and Tottenham are like Usain Bolt, Tyson Gay and Asafa Powell.

Man Utd is like Haile Gebrselassie, they deliver in the long run

I hope they do not make the same mistakes Nigeria has made with oil. Too easy for blessings to become curses

http://allafrica.com/stories/200908060027.html

go to Obalende or Allen.

its a long thing

why bother when you could get your rocks off for less.

dang!!

its a shame. but i think we bring it on ourselves.

say, if the Nigerian Government puts out free flight from China to Nigeria will the 'illegal' immigrants agree to come back?

i doubt it. because there is no belief in the system in Nigeria, there is nothing for them to look forward to. its easier to do the hustling in china, where they are at least sure they'll eat make money to even send to dependent relatives.

i feel so very sad for Nigeria and Nigerians in diaspora

Imagine what President Turai would collect for Kitchen allowance, Boko Hijab allowance, wedding allowance for daughters, plane flight allowance.
Chai, Naija don suffer!!

where?
it certainly has ne'er happened to me. they tend to want to know which part of Nigeria I am from. Most tend to know loads of people from Lagos, not one has ever mentioned being Igbo