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too much road blocks in their collective heads

The presidency works as an aphrodisiac for Mr Snail. Leaving it will mean Turai won't get the man's rock off again. She knows what she's doing

try married,
wtf?

i think you should just get off fb and get a life,

OGD has paralysis, that's why OBJ acts as his carer

All these things are long thing. Why wont my girl friend stay with me.

If any girl is stupid to date me as a married man, why should I complain again?

I believe in football juju.

how else can Nigeria not win world cup? It is because of European and South American demon jass.

It is FIFA jass that also cause our U17 to fail MRI scans. The world demon jass is against us.

@ abbeydot who said

DRILLERS HELP GET THE OIL OUTTA THE GROUND, HAIL THEM

drillers punch holes into the ground to get the oil after lots of talks with the geologists and the reservoir engineers. production engineers/technologists write the start up procedures and get the oil out.

just to let you know without disrespect to the drillers!

whenever there is a revolution, i pray to God Dele Momodu and his ilk are tied to post and shot 41 times.

MrCrackles:
Nobody is safe, even you the poster!

its getting ridiculous. i forsee a situation where people will be kidnapped for as low as 10k, depending on how much your income and status in the society is. especially when the yahoo-yahoo business goes down!

Pastor Erastus was a saint. He was made a pastor in RCCG after putting in hundreds of millions of depositors funds. Bro Eraz, had to run from persecution from the Holy Mallam Saul Sanusi to avoid his Christian hand being amputated. Deacon Era has now been betrayed by the Judases in CIBN who were not aware of his activities before making him their oga.
This is Season 48 of the Nigerian soap. Please watch out for season 49 on October 1.

hmmm!
just our way of life.

hmm,

please give me loan. I want to refurbish nairaland at a moderate price of $50 m dollars. I have my user name as collateral.

no one to regulate the regulators. any oversight committee for the NSE?

just some bunch of thieving folks who call themselves entrepreneurs stealing Nigerians blind.


i do hope she swells and burst one of these days from all those corrupt moneys she's stuffing into her already bloated belly!

baconline:
Come back,nothing go happen this is Nigeria,maximum u get fine of 5 million naira

sad but true

[quote author=,mama-gee link=topic=312435.msg4397313#msg4397313 date=1250877783]Who took him to London?[/quote]Information reaching me just now said it was the RCCG jet,

we still de play the match?

I know there are many nonsensical movie titles, but I am sure even the most avid watchers haven't seen this:

how many times have i told you?

if i was the one

na me be this

yahoo yahoo gals in Okija shrine

love without laughter

mamagee and mrcrackles in love

money no reach.

If anyone needs ideas for movie titles, please contact me. I am very prolific.

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smooooooth:
1 cousins, 1/2 cousins, 1/4 cousins, 1/8 cousins, 1/16 cousins, they all have one thing in common-''cousins'' no matter how u try to make the relationship look so distant, they bitter truth is you guyz are cousins. so if you get involved you will be practicing incense. so ask your self, if you wanna be doing that,
i mean going against biblical ethics just cos you wanna satisfy some lust.

you berra get your head straight and concentrate on building a future, you are too young and too inexperienced for a committed relationship now, and who told you u wont find a guy like that again,   rubbish, at 18 you still have alot of paces to go, faces to see, and believe me, your taste at 18 wnt be your taste at 25, so be careful what you wish 4.

It is in no place under the law you can't date marry your cousin. There were many cases in the bible where relations marry.  Isaac was married to Rebekah, his first cousin once removed (Genesis 24:12-15).

I guess if she's 18, this things would blow away with time. Just have the feeling the dude wants to use her to achieve some stuffs, seen it before, see it again!

All said, you are young, you can use your heart, when you get older you use your head. It would be a shame to still use your heart 7 years from now!

From my experience, alcohol in any form makes one sexually loose.

Why should they probe the sources of the wealth, don't the pastors have the spirit of discernment?

Seriously, why not?

They should even call EFCC to look into the matter. That way they'll scare potential crooks who want to donate. The downside is that our churches' GOs, CEOs and Papas would not be able to fuel their jets again. But considering that they can drive the car without fuel for 300 km, they probably won't need aviation fuel.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=312423.msg4396387#msg4396387 date=1250870106]thanks for the pictures and links oh



King of Kings is the title Ghadaffi gave himself, maybe supported by this sheba queen and other negro chiefs.

Nigeria- una don dey carry last oh- them wan usurp una first in Africa position. Abi Benin is already in on this juicy lucrative kingdomship?[/quote]My small bit of I Too Know
King of kings is a title that pre dates Christianity. It was used in the ancient Persian empire, the Egyptian empire

Nna, na wa o

A deep sigh*

I think our enemies are at it again. Its our enemies home and abroad who do not see anything good in Nigeria that are the cause of thses wahala.
I have to call Nigerians to Redemption Camp, MFM and Canaanland to pray against our various enemies.
They are at it again!!

naijamark:
I am amazed at the level of ignorance shamelessly displayed in public forums like this by Nigerians. Did you guys go to school at all?

How did you pass your comprehension papers when you can not read in-between lines? Read the "passages" again and honestly answer the following questions:

1) Who was Sanusi Lamido Sanusi before he became the CBN Governor? (2 marks)
2) (a) How many commercial Banks do we have in Nigeria? (1mark)
   (b) How many of such banks are affected in this saga (were they picked at random or what)? (1mark)
3) Was any auditing done to their books by any external auditors as obtainable in free societies? (1mark)
4) Was the affected banks pre-informed formally of the imminent sanctions? (2marks)
5) What is more important to CBN, sanction of "affected banks" or recovery of debt? (7 marks)

Why are you asking all these hard questions?

A ha! I know now. You want to test how many people are intelligent on NL

1. Lamidi Sanusi was Lamidi Sanusi before he became the CBN governor. I really am not aware if he has had a sex change in the past
2.(a) I think we had 5 more banks than we had before the CEO sack. Now that the banks are now run by the Federal Government, I think there are 6 Government banks (including the CBN) with the others - at least for now

(b) How do you expect me to know. You never know these things in Nigeria. Conspiracy theorists say other banks are affected, but those owned by the southerners are targeted.
4. Thats a trick question sir. If I say yes, then I become part of the conspiracy, if I say no then I fail. I pass on this question (no puns intended)

5. Bros, your question na for IMF loan. Shuooo
But I think I have an idea why. Its to dash the banks money. Shikena.

Please any one has any ideas where Pastor Dr Akingbola's house is in London?

I would be in London by Monday. Maybe he can roger me small chop money out of all these billions. I promise not to tell any other person where he stays lest they Umaru Dikko him

foyeks2001:
if my fellow NL could remember vividly the Bellview mishap that claimed many lives the other time, there was A Redeemed pastor named Akanni(who was also among those that lost their lives), the man was a director of finance and supply then at Inec before he died.its was after the man's demise that his two wives he had ouside showed up that the man in question is also their husband(they showed their own certificate as a legally weded wives to the man),so people now got to know dat the man had 3wives and he took the three to the registry and the wives started fighting seriously over the man's property.this is not a joke ,this man headed one of the Redeemed churches at Chika village along airport road, Abuja.

I remember this case. A large amount of money was found in his accounts. Running into a billion or more, not sure the exact amount again!

femilangy:
Dayo . . . . . .i am highly dissapointed with lines like dis coming from you.

its a personal opinion, and i am sure the fellow doesn't care one way or the other what you think.

of course you may argue that Jesus was a friend to tax collectors and other 'sinners'. but he spoke against the evils in the society, chased away those trading in the hallowed halls of the temple (bankers ), he encouraged the thieves (@ least i remember zachaeus) to give out his stolen loot.

maybe when Dada GO starts doing all these, he becomes credible