ItsModella:
jisos, na you be mxxpunkxx?

Hahahhahaha! Mrs Colombo!

2sexy: me no get that time again. All my time for her has been expended in her previous thread which got closed... Any body wey say money no good ehn na amandioha go strike him testicles.

I must make millions upon millions... nothing go stop me.

before nko, u want dey dull urself . . if u make oil money ,
ogugua go shaperly remove that ugly picture wey she go attached to her profile . .
na ur own go dey there, this time around, for real oh,
cos me know say she dey advertize sexkillz for comestic-surgical-procedure-fund-raising . .

ItsModella:
jisos, na you be mxxpunkxx?

all join! I just dey talk my own...

Sweetlemon:
You have a point there.
But don't forget that guys view things completely differently from the way we view ours esp in the area of sex.
My dear, I v stopped "investigating" him. My mum told me that as long as a man loves you and shows it by making you happy, just relax and enjoy it cos when you start "investigating" you will start imagining things that are not there and that will be the beginning of the end of your relationship.

Lai Lai! Ur mama no fit talk dis kian Bullshyte joor! U tell ur mama d guy no gree lapansh u? Am sure ur mama will b like " o sure pe d guy no b Lakiriboto Oga Okobo?*

mxxpunkxx!:


before nko, u want dey dull urself . . if u make oil money ,
ogugua go shaperly remove that ugly picture wey she go attached to her profile . .
na ur own go dey there, this time around, for real oh,
cos me know say she dey advertize sexkillz for comestic-surgical-procedure-fund-raising . .

jeez *falls from obo* why na... sexkillz where at thou?

2sexy: me no get that time again. All my time for her has been expended in her previous thread which got closed... Any body wey say money no good ehn na amandioha go strike him testicles.

I must make millions upon millions... nothing go stop me.

guy, my new NL resolution includes "AVOID POSTING ANY ADVICE ON ANY THREAD CREATED BY SWEETLEMON"...lol

ItsModella:
jisos, na you be mxxpunkxx?

wetin do jesus christ?

2sexy: all join! I just dey talk my own...

na me be subject of discussion now, abi

mxxpunkxx!:


before nko, u want dey dull urself . . if u make oil money ,
ogugua go shaperly remove that ugly picture wey she go attached to her profile . .
na ur own go dey there, this time around, for real oh,
cos me know say she dey advertize sexkillz for comestic-surgical-procedure-fund-raising . .

buwahahahahahahaahah...*faints*

mxxpunkxx!:


i get time oh, yes oh, until this girl come back to her senses
thou shall not rest

lmao...if every advice given to her is being used, the guy must've gotten VITA and MOUKA FOAM/BED for her

mxxpunkxx!:


before nko, u want dey dull urself . . if u make oil money ,
ogugua go shaperly remove that ugly picture wey she go attached to her profile . .
na ur own go dey there, this time around, for real oh,
cos me know say she dey advertize sexkillz for comestic-surgical-procedure-fund-raising . .

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mxxpunkxx!:
@sweetlemon
hmmmm, i reserve my comments . . but i must say:
i've noticed your threads, u're a big time "ajepako" in the list of 190-the-clown's description
u no go let us hear word again? i just wonder what would happen if Seun asked you out
see as you dey shake like person wey catch flu . .
is this your first time, or is the guy so cute, that ur sense of reasoning
is starting to go under . . ?
by the time, the bobo enter your zanga, 1-2-3-4-5 times,
all this shakara go end oh . . .dis one u don parade yourself finish for here . .
i just dey wonder if sexkillz go accept you back . .

Did somebody just mention Seun here?
LMAO!
Kai! You guys are something else wallahi!
Yes o! I be aje pako. And I don't pretend to be otherwise. But I'm proud of how far I ve come thus far. I'm an independent woman who can pay her own bills and have extra to buy my own BB, brazillian weaves, etc.
I LOVE THIS GUY THIS MUCH BECAUSE HE RESPECTS MY BODY. BECAUSE HE HAS SHOWN TO BE A MAN OF SELF CONTROL.
I v met many loaded guys. But he treats me like a queen. Like his FRIEND. That's what stands him out from other guys. He's a focused, goal-driven person, highly intelligent and skillful. Always there to give me useful advice, listen to me or just hug me reassuringly. And his charisma? His swagger? That will need me to open another thread for that!
You guys should try get that piece of info into your heads and stop acting so bitter.
*rolls eyes

mxxpunkxx!:
@sweetlemon
hmmmm, i reserve my comments . . but i must say:
i've noticed your threads, u're a big time "ajepako" in the list of 190-the-clown's description
u no go let us hear word again? i just wonder what would happen if Seun asked you out
see as you dey shake like person wey catch flu . .
is this your first time, or is the guy so cute, that ur sense of reasoning
is starting to go under . . ?
by the time, the bobo enter your zanga, 1-2-3-4-5 times,
all this shakara go end oh . . .dis one u don parade yourself finish for here . .
i just dey wonder if sexkillz go accept you back . .

i really don't know who she wants to impress or intimidate

When you get there, don't forget to ask him how big the bed is (the bigger, the better, you know what i mean? Good)

and don't forget to tell us the after experience.
Am more interested in the Sex on a new bed!

Make sure you are real, clean the house, do the washing and make sure that you be cheerful to the parents and siblings. Ask for his mums cloths to washed. Never be too quick to talk and watch what you say. Be quick to hear ,not nosy, but slow to talk. Too, make sure you do way with your bad habits and be yourself. Avoid skimpy dresses that reveals your front view. Good luck.

Don't fret much about it, just be yourself and act like the perfect daughter in law. its just for the weekend
it is either they like you or they don't

A-ZeD:
Be in charge of the tv remote
Wear short skirts and bum shorts
Eat like the "food prefect"

nawghty thing

all hail sweetlemon, ONILA's alter ego...

Ehe and make sure you start sweeping and mobing everywhere from as early as 5:30AM in the morning.

wear paiint and white singlet and high heels

Nor be this op be the babe wey nor dey gree us hear word on top matter say she intelligent and smart?

andyanders: Make sure you are real, clean the house, do the washing and make sure that you be cheerful to the parents and siblings. Ask for his mums cloths to washed. Never be too quick to talk and watch what you say. Be quick to hear ,not nosy, but slow to talk. Too, make sure you do way with your bad habits and be yourself. Avoid skimpy dresses that reveals your front view. Good luck.

Did you just say I should wash his mum's clothes??
Kai! I'm not desperate o! Thank you