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Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by SwTonia(f): 8:08pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
CarmelloANGEL: U got me laffin wit dz...perhaps d sim cards were etisalat's...so u cnt rili call her a liarabi oo, al d same she z working 4 etisalat if na etisalat sim she dey sale |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AbuMikey(m): 8:12pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
InvertedHammer: This girl had so many suitors cos she fine die.The only Serious minded Nigga who has spoken a perfect lie Told by his ex!! 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AbuMikey(m): 8:14pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
emmanuel4758: hi nadia ?hey emmanuel .nadia where ar u from ?am frm s.a.which part ?cape town .wow nice one u luk so sweet in u pix?thank u . I ga enyem ukwu nwere nti make i jolly ? Lol iga eburikwa.i den bust out lafin like mad man on the street start tinkin dis girl hear igbo ,speak igbo, and even write igbo ,but claim to be frm s.a .oboi girls can lie ehh .but i outsmart her lol .no be n.land nadia na anoda nadia in capetown lol.You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!! Her husband is an Ibo guy [Ikechukwu] and She sure knows how to speak and write Ibo!!! And finally she is actually from Cape Town! I have her on my BBM!! So,speak what you know sir!!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by sandyblings(f): 8:21pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
jackbauersballs:. Ever considered mayb he's scared he might not satisfy her? |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Diarogba: My ex... Sounds like we've ban ged the same girl. I don't understand why Nigerian girls lie over virginity bullshhitt. Even a hoe from Las Vegas could be a virgin in California |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by cnwamo(m): 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Chairman we don hearna!!!!!!!, you don't have to type it twice... Infact you are a suspect. Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
emmanuel4758: hi nadia ?hey emmanuel .nadia where ar u from ?am frm s.a.which part ?cape town .wow nice one u luk so sweet in u pix?thank u . I ga enyem ukwu nwere nti make i jolly ? Lol iga eburikwa.i den bust out lafin like mad man on the street start tinkin dis girl hear igbo ,speak igbo, and even write igbo ,but claim to be frm s.a .oboi girls can lie ehh .but i outsmart her lol .no be n.land nadia na anoda nadia in capetown lol.see as you disgrace yourself |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by FILEBE(m): 8:26pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Nna mehn. Na una lies funny pass! Al of una name na LIEnus Igbokwe 2 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Magicdon(m): 8:27pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
akereconfi: She told me she has repented and no SEX... I logged into her 2go account and a guy was asking her if she took the POSTINOR 2 yesterday....wat is PORTINOR pls? |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by peziz(f): 8:30pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!!wetin dey do this teenager sef. Did'nt you read the part where he said not nairaland nadia. See how quick you were to jump in and defend nadia. Make her husband catch you. 6 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by mortee: 8:36pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Orikinla: That her mother gave her N18, 000 for abortion. This may be true. In secondary school, my friend's mum did family planning for her because it was a polygamous family and my friend was the only girl and her mum didn't want her to bring disgrace to her by having an unwanted pregnancy. She developed complications with the family planning, so it was removed. 11 months after, she gave birth to twins girls for a married Alhaji in her neighbourhood. So if some mothers can take their daughters for family planning, a lot more will pay for abortions. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by bakry86: 8:40pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
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Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Aliyubest(m): 8:41pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
The funniest i av got is when ma ex told me her dad is a biz man wen i knw he is ..... infact we give up |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
demelza: Dont know if this will count because we never dated. Lwkmd |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Pvin: 8:45pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted. So after the show, I asked her how come and without wasting time she starts crying and telling me that she thinks she is still one and suggest that she may have lost it when she was little when her elder sis was checking to see if she is still a virgin with candle, the funniest part was when I was pettin and telling her that I undrstand (but knows too well that she is telling a fat lie) she began to swear that she will report her elder sis to their parants if she gets to there house. 12 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Godson201333(m): 8:46pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
She said she is not feeling fine and she went to a night club with a dude... |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by cnwamo(m): 8:48pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
:DROTFL You got me cracking with this one Hahahahaha CANDLE THINGS Reporter Pvin: Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted. 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 8:49pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Pvin: Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted.buhahahaha Naija ladies, I salute una |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Adufaye(m): 8:50pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Faye: babe who b dat bobo wey make run go hide 4 person motor?huh Babe: my frnd,met him on 2go sha Faye: give me ya 2go password Babe: xxxx Faye: weitin b d guy username? Babe:esejonz1 Faye:tnx (na so faye login d account chat wit ese, found out say she dy kiss d bobo nd anoda bobon#datin 3guys at a tym#) faye nd babe do nyt call! Faye: u don kiss any bobo apart frm me? Babe: hell NO! U were 1st guy nd d last guy hv eva kissed Faye: sure? Babe: YEAH (Nxt morin dy begin chat online) Faye: so u neva kiss any guy apart frm let alone date? Babe: yes na,don't u trust me? Faye: I trust u wen it cums 2 u kissin ese at ya backyard? Babe: is dat wat he told u?huh Faye: yea! Nd him frnd also said dsame tin,so spit out Babe: yea I did,it was a mistake,it was only once! Faye ok! Wht abt idris,wey u kiss 4 ya backyard durin d summer? Babe: jesus!!!! Faye am sorry,pls 4give me,I won't do it again Faye: well I don 4giv u,bt I no fit trust u again,u lie pas linus! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AbuMikey(m): 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
scipher: see as you disgrace yourselftell am oo |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AbuMikey(m): 8:52pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
peziz: wetin dey do this teenager sef. Did'nt you read the part where he said not nairaland nadia. See how quick you were to jump in and defend nadia. Make her husband catch you.Na my Padi her husband be!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by drnairalov: 8:53pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
did this topi make front page or what |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
drnairalov: did this topi make front page or whatNo it made back page. Olodo 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
drnairalov: did this topi make front page or what Sudden increase in traffic can only be one thing *dancing azonto* .. its like am famous now |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by emmanuel4758(m): 9:01pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
peziz: wetin dey do this teenager sef. Did'nt you read the part where he said not nairaland nadia. See how quick you were to jump in and defend nadia. Make her husband catch you.pls dnt mind dat zinjantropus creature 2 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by IamAthens(m): 9:04pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
If you believe that 89.820% of these experiences are lies click like pls. 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by emmanuel4758(m): 9:05pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Abu Mikey: Na my Padi her husband be!!micky how old ar u pls and do u study english at all 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Butoneday2(m): 9:05pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Lol,Caught her wit anoda man, from guest house,imagine she tell me say na him uncle. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Hmmn...abhg hit 'like' if yu nor get lies to tell |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by jude33084(m): 9:13pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You? That she is a lite person, only for ♍e to discovered that she is bleeching 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by jude33084(m): 9:17pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Pvin: Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by kyrianomang(m): 9:20pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
druid06:devil.am none.itz jos against my pesonal and religious principles to engage into pre-marital sex 2 Likes |
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