CarmelloANGEL: U got me laffin wit dz...perhaps d sim cards were etisalat's...so u cnt rili call her a liar

InvertedHammer: This girl had so many suitors cos she fine die.

Each time she set her young sister up to be crying when each of them (me inclusive) arrives.

If you ask the small girl, she would tell you that she lost her dad's money ( N2000) and that her dad would skin her alive.

To claim big boy, guys dey pay.

Na the mechanic wey dey in front of their house told me it was all "game" after I don pay finish. Chei!

Long story short, I left the hustler alone and counted the N2k as cost of doing business.

emmanuel4758: hi nadia ?hey emmanuel .nadia where ar u from ?am frm s.a.which part ?cape town .wow nice one u luk so sweet in u pix?thank u . I ga enyem ukwu nwere nti make i jolly ? Lol iga eburikwa.i den bust out lafin like mad man on the street start tinkin dis girl hear igbo ,speak igbo, and even write igbo ,but claim to be frm s.a .oboi girls can lie ehh .but i outsmart her lol .no be n.land nadia na anoda nadia in capetown lol.

jackbauersballs:

You must be Gaddem ugly then...no offence

Diarogba: My ex...
Me: Are you a virgin sweethrt?
Girl: Yes dear... MY hole is still tight... And bloody
(During sex).........
Me: But sweethrt , ur hole is big..and blood never came out..
Girl: Yes...i used my finger to tear it out b4 we started
Lies!!!!! Lies!!! Lies!

Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!!
Her husband is an Ibo guy [Ikechukwu] and She sure knows how to speak and write Ibo!!! And finally she is actually from Cape Town! I have her on my BBM!! So,speak what you know sir!!!

emmanuel4758: hi nadia ?hey emmanuel .nadia where ar u from ?am frm s.a.which part ?cape town .wow nice one u luk so sweet in u pix?thank u . I ga enyem ukwu nwere nti make i jolly ? Lol iga eburikwa.i den bust out lafin like mad man on the street start tinkin dis girl hear igbo ,speak igbo, and even write igbo ,but claim to be frm s.a .oboi girls can lie ehh .but i outsmart her lol .no be n.land nadia na anoda nadia in capetown lol.

akereconfi: She told me she has repented and no SEX... I logged into her 2go account and a guy was asking her if she took the POSTINOR 2 yesterday....

Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!!
Her husband is an Ibo guy [Ikechukwu] and She sure knows how to speak and write Ibo!!! And finally she is actually from Cape Town! I have her on my BBM!! So speak what you know sir!!!

Orikinla: That her mother gave her N18, 000 for abortion.

SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?

SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?

demelza: Dont know if this will count because we never dated.
Anyway the jerk told me he hates sex. Later discovered he had a steady galfriend who was feeding him on the side.

Pvin: Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted.
So after the show, I asked her how come and without wasting time she starts crying and telling me that she thinks she is still one and suggest that she may have lost it when she was little and her elder sis was checking to see if she is still a virgin with candle, the funniest part was when I was pettin and tell her that I undrstand (but knows too well that she is telling a fat lie) she began to swear that she will report her elder sis to their parants if she gets to there house.

Pvin: Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted.
So after the show, I asked her how come and without wasting time she starts crying and telling me that she thinks she is still one and suggest that she may have lost it when she was little and her elder sis was checking to see if she is still a virgin with candle, the funniest part was when I was pettin and tell her that I undrstand (but knows too well that she is telling a fat lie) she began to swear that she will report her elder sis to their parants if she gets to there house.

scipher: see as you disgrace yourself

peziz: wetin dey do this teenager sef. Did'nt you read the part where he said not nairaland nadia. See how quick you were to jump in and defend nadia. Make her husband catch you.

drnairalov: did this topi make front page or what

drnairalov: did this topi make front page or what

peziz: wetin dey do this teenager sef. Did'nt you read the part where he said not nairaland nadia. See how quick you were to jump in and defend nadia. Make her husband catch you.

Abu Mikey: Na my Padi her husband be!!

SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?

Pvin: Dated this gurl for 16months without s**x but smooch only with the claim that she is still a virgin, until d day we were smoochin on high spirit after consumin some liquor, nd I try forcing my way in with fingers, wow! it quickly swallowd it and sharpely I mounted.
So after the show, I asked her how come and without wasting time she starts crying and telling me that she thinks she is still one and suggest that she may have lost it when she was little and her elder sis was checking to see if she is still a virgin with candle, the funniest part was when I was pettin and tell her that I undrstand (but knows too well that she is telling a fat lie) she began to swear that she will report her elder sis to their parants if she gets to there house.

druid06:

Girl, if you're half as fine as any of those 3 beautiful ladies in your profile picture then you're good looking. So you believed a mature dude telling you he is a virgin and hates sex. No guy hates sex except he has a side-chick or he is a closet gay.