jennykadry:

welli who be this guy wey just dey follow our rampant up and down sef 

i tire ohh.love nwantiti

welli:

rampant give me 3 reasonable reason y i should not marry u to dapsycool.una don dey over ripe for nl ohh.haba marry na

I must first know if the guy has 6 legs. . .a test

RampantT:

I must first know if the guy has 6 legs. . .a test 

i knw he has 3 where d oda 3 dey i nor knw

Rampant, i'll do a surgery

dapsycool:

Jenny i dey find wife, i had a vision i was going to marry a priest, thank God you are here.

Mr Man,you are dreaming,she is married to Mr Siena and they jst came back frm their honeymoon,so if I catch you near her,u are looking fo rtrouble

jennykadry:

welli na funkybaby him marry today naaaa

Jenny,ur mouth no go put u for trouble sha

so ty4rea u dey here 4 another person weddin wey u 4 dey shag your wife.person dey accuse am of juju for another thread ohh.go rescue her

roflamo


welli if rampant no give reason y we no go wed she and this dap guy in 3 mins time ,wed them

Mr Man,you are dreaming,she is married to Mr Siena and they jst came back frm their honeymoon,so if I catch you near her,u are looking fo rtrouble

he he he make siena hear am for your mouth,your own don finish

Sorry, I like a guy with 6 legs, you dnt qualify

She got no reason, we started dating from heaven, we lost contact when we got to earth, thank God for nairaland

welli:

so ty4rea u dey here 4 another person weddin wey u 4 dey shag your wife.person dey accuse am of juju for another thread ohh.go rescue her

Welli you no well at alll oooooo!
What are you doing here,are u nt suppose to be busy with uncle wetin be hin name again, jenny oooooo remind me
hunnn, i don remember tattoboy

Sho! you and six legs, i left some of my legs in heaven, you go wait for like 70 years plus because me i no ready to die now. So lets manage what i've got here, just 3 legs

dapsycool:

She got no reason, we started dating from heaven, we lost contact when we got to earth, thank God for nairaland

See this yeye man o. . .you still dey daydream?
Ok, for brideprice. . . .

A mansion like Lionel Richie
$1 b
2,000 cows
vaults and vaults of Jewelries from india
I want my own continent and Islands
more to come

all this is due before the wedding

jennykadry:

he he he make siena hear am for your mouth,your own don finish

Na today!Abeg hes been enjoying the whole show since afternoon,he paged me sef,to say thank you that you ar so gud in 9ja dishes preparation and that I should find a way of tellin you to spend time with him and in the kitchen ok1

Bride price, small thing, go to any bank in the world, just tell them dapsycool sent u, them go dash you pass what u want, as per that island, i'll buy u the whole of cook island, or u prefer bermuda? What else?
Warning!! While going to the bank to claim your money please where a bullet proof vest, cos the guards might wanna test ya strength, hope u understand what i mean

welli:

wit d power vested on me

i hereby join this two -rampant nd dapsycool in holy matrimony

for berra for worse

even if d bride is shy to agree


d weddin will go on

if der's anyone who doesn't agree wit this weddin let him speak now or remain silent forever

i'm waitin. . . .

You berra stop am o. . . .I want my brideprice first. .

dapsycool:

Bride price, small thing, go to any bank in the world, just tell them dapsycool sent u, them go dash you pass what u want, as per that island, i'll buy u the whole of cook island, or u prefer bermuda? What else?
Warning!! While going to the bank to claim your money please where a bullet proof vest, because the guards might want to test ya strength, hope u understand what i mean

ROTFLMGBO!!! you're not serious jare. . . wedding off!!

Fire on

Na today!Abeg hes been enjoying the whole show since afternoon,he paged me sef,to say thank you that you ar so good in Nigeria dishes preparation and that I should find a way of tellin you to spend time with him and in the kitchen ok1

by their lies u shall know them

[size=25pt]STOP AM NOW!![/size]

Please don't stop, she's just nervous of the gist about wedding night. Fire on. I'm printing this page, it would be our temporary wedding certificate.

. . . . ^{pours water on Dapscool}. . . and he wakes from his dream

Dapsycool doesn't dream, this is reality. hurray

dapsycool searches through the internet. "How to Handle a stubborn Wife"