kcdollars: op make we hear word.na me dem cum teach dat as a kid abi?

Elli-dude:
Religious reasons..

Elli-dude:
Speak for yourself..Like i said earlier it maybe useless to you but not others..

Thanks for your advice..Don't forget you're also a Nairalander

all4naija: Bwahaha... You are indoctrinated to believe it is immoral when it is not. What do you do no if you don't masturbate?

MiriamOLA: Thanks Op. I saw sm1 recommend The Purpose Driven Life, I have that book. God used it to change many things abt me, so do read it, nd let God minister 2 u. Hope u re a christian. I'll also recommend my two favorite books on relationship: 1.'I Kissed Dating Goodbye' and 2.'Boy Meets Girl', both by Joshua Harris. Also, check for 'Sex is not the Problem (lust is)', by d same Joshua Harris. They are common bestsellers in Christian bookstores. Stay pure, make God proud. God bless you.

willibounce:

Shut up. Go to bed

Elli-dude:
Oops!! Can't recall the last time someone told me that..About 7years ago..
Pls come take me to bed..

willibounce:

Am not gay bro. Get a girl and use ur dii..ck. That's if u have one though.

Oglight: What a boring story... Why u dey tell us sef?

Elli-dude:
Lol..The doctrines i received today made me who i am..And i'm proud of myself..

Besides have you imagined yourself RUBBING YOUR STUFF CONTINUOUSLY..

People would say after you applied VASELINE..

Elli-dude:
Lol..The doctrines i received today made me who i am..And i'm proud of myself..

Besides have you imagined yourself RUBBING YOUR STUFF CONTINUOUSLY..

People would say after you applied VASELINE..

Elli-dude:
Some decisions are made out of Ignorance.. Certainly my case was more than just ignorance peer pressure almost added to my PRESAGED MISTAKE..

I met a lady online some two weeks ago [2yrs older than me] we got along so well..Like we were dating..She's more of a Nymphomaniac..

Knowing about this, i made a sex proposal to her and she accepted..

Seeming so excited, i made plans on how it would happen for its my first time of going to such extent of FOOLISHNESS ..

Since i stay with my parents, i knew their every activity and move as well as their schedules..And the 31st night would be one busy night for them..So we agreed to meet on the 31st night..

Leaving the consequences behind and focusing on the pleasure i got over excited about this adventure..

Behold, i soon came to find myself in a seminar..LUCKILY, THE TOPIC DISCUSSED WAS BASED ON SEX AND SEX ALONE..

Having noted the consequences and why its meant for only SPOUSES, i felt remorseful about my decision..

God willing, that same day [Two days before the day we decided to meet], i read a topic which talked about the dangers of early sex..

Touched by these two TOPICS, i gave up on my proposal to have SEX..

Still curious, i shared this with my friends..Some said there was nothing wrong about it but others DISAGREED STRONGLY AND PROFUSELY..With my own perception of wrong doings, I dropped it totally..

And finally i told her i couldn't do it..She asked why and i explained..

This is a story i shared for it maybe of help to someone who's having a similar thought in mind..

I keep wondering what saved me..

Could it be my conscience or GOD or those topics?
That i don't really know.
PLS O!! STOP INSULTING ME..Here are the lessons i'm proposing for young dependent guys..
1. You loose your worth
2. Virginity and Dignity
3. Lack of concentration in your studies
4. May lead to you becoming a young Dad which probably causes hitches in your marriage tomorrow
5. Contacting STD'S
6. Loss of worth among your loved ones..

Its not for popularity!!

MiriamOLA: Okay. Can't release my number. E-mail me.

all4naija: You will still do that after you are married. Perhaps your wife will help you with that. Stop following primitive people's doctrines. People who know nothing about many things about life. Like the bullsh*t heaven and hell, Adam and Eve,etc talks

Newkidoo: Seriously wat is this shiit?
Next time u bring a story here, let there be a lesson in it!

saxtinz: Can't lie to u,there isn't any lessonh here,and it's even a tease topic just to draw attentions.mtcheewwwwwwwwww

Prodigal son: if u b female, I promise u say dis Elli dude go fucck d hell out of u. Na so d guy take dey trick babes to get dia contact ooo wt all his pathetic gayish boring stories. My gal nor go fall victim ooo

Prodigal son: guy nw u wan dey lecture us on how to mastturrbate, u do well

Ibime:
Arrant nonsense!!

Nostradamus: there's already a lesson in it,read d story all over

Elli-dude:
Ignoring helps a lot..

Prodigal son: I have been trying to rate ur stupidity but u just confirmed hw stupid u ar. Pls dnt quote wat u "ignore" nxt time

bakry86: So you think you are no longer a kid?

Elli-dude:
I don't wanna break rule two..

I never said "I WILL IGNORE YOU" i said ignoring helps a lot sometimes..

Elli-dude:
Quit criticizing my religion..

Prodigal son: u dnt want to break rule 2 but u can break rule 8, cos am sure u actually fuccked dat biatch afterall. kan dey form virgin 4 here.