Like me?? Puhleeeaze.

Seriously, do gurls say i love u to one another??

I don't know about others but I don't.

@Sisikill
I don't get it . . .
Because JD and that other dude do it so we must do it?
You mean now I'll buzz Slymonu or Jackal on yim and say 'Dude, I love you'
That's a step from what Lil Wayne and Baby were doing na!!!

Na wa ooo
See . . . we connect
How?? Football, playing the same chics, pub gist, arguing . . . etal
What do you want to do that you can't do in public??

Yeah . . . I don't need to go on a date with a guy to knowi'm mature
Thank you madam, keep your maturity to yourself

eldee:

@Sisikill
I don't get it . . .
Because JD and that other dude do it so we must do it?
You mean now I'll buzz Slymonu or Jackal on yim and say 'Dude, I love you'
That's a step from what Lil Wayne and Baby were doing na!!!

I would personally tell ma Jamaican brethren in south London to manually castrate you.

Na wa ooo
See . . . we connect
How?? Football, playing the same chics, pub gist, arguing . . . etal
What do you want to do that you can't do in public??

Well spewed, brother!!!

Yeah . . . I don't need to go on a date with a guy to knowi'm mature
Thank you madam, keep your maturity to yourself

Thats HARSH!!!

stillwater:

I don't know about others but I don't.

So who do u say it to?

Hannibal:


So who do u say it to?

My uncle.

stillwater:

My uncle.

Holy Moses!!!

What's shocking about that? Is he not family?

He is, he is, he is. . . . . .

eldee:

Na wa ooo
See . . . we connect
How?? Football, playing the same chics, pub gist, arguing . . . etal
What do you want to do that you can't do in public??

Am I the only one who was disturbed by this comment? Cause i seriously think i am.

Onyinye, you dey mind am. boy wey dey never talk to a girl up close. he suppose to dey dream na

Ruby_Pearl:

Onyinye, you dey mind am. boy wey dey never talk to a girl up close. he suppose to dey dream na

LMAO!!! Good to know cause i seriously thought that Eldee was literally one of those brothas who don't have girlfriends but "cutty buddies". . . . which is truly questionable.

@Hannibal
It's both frightening and hilarious
See women pointing to an example of mature men and they choose JD and Elliot!!!
What happened to Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida??

Aight . . . I see their plan
Since they've failed at making us kiss their bums, they want to make us start lipsing each other
Hmmmn . . . women and their ways

Hannibal:

He is, he is, he is. . . . . .

Thanks for agreeing

onyinye2:

Am I the only one who was disturbed by this comment? Cause i seriously think i am.

You are the only one

stillwater:

You are the only one

Truly Questionable.

eldee:

@Hannibal
It's both frightening and hilarious
See women pointing to an example of mature men and they choose JD and Elliot!!!
What happened to Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida??

Try Rooney n Ronaldo.

Aight . . . I see their plan
Since they've failed at making us kiss their bums, they want to make us start lipsing each other
Hmmmn . . . women and their ways

Women and their evil ways u mean??

stillwater:

Thanks for agreeing

Agreeing?? No way.

@Hannibal
You'll always look for away to draw Divino into this
Shioor . . . I heard Divino is already dragging Rooney to start waxing

@Toyin
Fact 1 . . . that guy's with you only for your milk factory
Fact 2 . . . say sumn else and watch me spew

@Onyinye
It didn't start today, it won't end tomorrow
Street cred mst be earned in whatever way possible
Choke on it, tranny

eldee:

@Toyin
Fact 1 . . . that guy's with you only for your milk factory
Fact 2 . . . say sumn else and watch me spew

Whcih guy?
Tellme right now so I can leave him o

wetin you wan spew? abegi, lo joko sibi kan jo

Ruby_Pearl:

Whcih guy?
Tellme right now so I can leave him o

wetin you wan spew? abegi, lo joko sibi kan jo

Do I smell fear right there??

Did you actually think sumone will endure that eczema ridden face without incentives??
Anyways . . . don't blame him, it's the rise in food prices and credit crunch, at least he's getting a good bargain
Tesco and Sainsbury's put together can't give a better deal on day-old milk

eldee:

Do I smell fear right there??

Did you actually think sumone will endure that eczema ridden face without incentives??
Anyways . . . don't blame him, it's the rise in food prices and credit crunch, at least he's getting a good bargain on milk
Tesco and Sainsbury's put together can't give a better deal on day-old milk

Hmmm, you sound so much like. . . .whatchamacallit? animal or what is it again?

Yes, I tot he would endure my eczema ridden face. So you telling me he's wiv me just because of my milk?

How dare he!! Now am prolly going to have to call him and ask him. ^{*going to her corner to cry**}




_{But then, he's not like a typical Naija man}

Ruby_Pearl:

But then, he's not like a typical Naija man ;

Shioor . . . see the words of a coward
We're talking about paying your hospital bills for quick facial cosmetic surgery and all you can say is Naija men did this!!!
Did naija men make you ugly?? where I come from, we term people like you 'Alainironu'

Wait sef . . . if them dey call naija chics you sef go raise hand??
Extra-ordinary the Wowo . . . shioor

eldee:

Shioor . . . see the words of a coward
We're talking about paying your hospital bills for quick facial cosmetic surgery and all you can say is Naija men did this!!!
Did naija men make you ugly?? where I come from, we term people like you 'Alainironu'

Wait sef . . . if them dey call naija chics you sef go raise hand??
Extra-ordinary the Wowo . . . shioor

rotflmao!!!
So this is what you promised to spew?

You did not let me down, trust me.

1. If I tell you say naija man made me ugly, what will your response be? Let's assume that this is a reasonable conversation.
2. You term ppl like me as Alainironu, based on what? Let's also assume that I'm not laughing right now
3. If them call naija chics, am not suppose to raise my hand? I be Indian?
4. Ok, am going to need you to help me here, what is so cowardly about "he's not the typical naija man"? Or are you assuming that I was frightened when I typed that?

Hannibal:

The world is screwed up right now for peops to see this as HARMLESS.

Of course, i hang out with ma geezers to play video games, meet up in bars/pubs and wherever things can be cracked.
This is way different from 2 guys going to a restaurant, light up a candle, exchange cards and feed each other.
Sis, that is drifting towards the neighbourhood of HETEROPHOBIA.

Rotflmao! Feeding each other and exchanging cards. . . Is this what you really think this is about? No wonder you guys are so unreceptive to BROMANCE!  Do me a favor and read the first post, okay?

Hetrophobia. . . lmao! You slay me!!!

@Ruby_Pearl & eldee.

I think both of u have once been in love,'cos i wonder how eldee get to know dat Ruby_Pearl has ezcema on her face ! . u better do a re-union !

stillwater:

@ topic

This is weird. Also, the insinuation that girls do all these mushy stuff is weird too.

Bwahaha! Yeah, they have us undressing at the blink of an eye, crying and handling while sitting on each other's laps. Good stuff!

Lmao@weird topic.

Hannibal:

"I love you"?? ?? I didn't see that part.
I just saw the topic and posted. . . . . .
So Sisikill included "i love u" in the shebang?? . . . . . .Seriously, Sisikill should be locked up.

Ah ha! I knew you didn't read it!!!  

Locked up eh? Hmmm, never tried that kinda bondage but I'm always open to warreva!  I've been a baaaad girl! Oh la la!  

By the way, your predilection towards kinky stuff gives me hope. It's only a matter of time. . . just a matter of time.

lexicon:

@Ruby_Pearl  & eldee.

I think both of u have once been in love,'because i wonder how eldee get to know that Ruby_Pearl has ezcema on her face !  . u better do a re-union !

Lexicon and Sisikill walking in a garden

Lexicon - It is a shame eldee can't express his feelings in a better way.

Sisikill - I suppose he's hesistant because he is does not want to come off as a softee in front of all the other guys.

Lexicon - Yeah, If only there was a way to correct that, make him more open and make other guys more receptive to a man's mushiness. Oh if only! if only!

Sisikill stops and grabs Lexicon by the arm

Sisikill - I know! Bromance!

Lexicon - Bromance?

Sisikill - That's right Bromance! Bromance is the first step to a new and improved man.

Lexicon - Interesting! Tell me more.

Sisikill - Bromance is the process of making guys feel comfortable enough in their skin to be open about their feelings. The first step is to be open with another guy, once that is done, the rest comes easy.

Hannibal comes into the scene, he is holding a football

Hannibal - Surely there is more to it. Some hidden fees, contract. . . kissing, candle light dinners, feeding each other and sending cards?

Sisikill - Nope, nope no hidding fees, no kissing or candle lit dinners. Just two guys being friends.

Hannibal - Wow! This is incredible!

Lexicon - Far out! I can't wait to tell all my friends about Bromance.

Sisikill - Don't forget Eldee.

Hannibal & Lexicon - Thanks Sisikill!

Sisikill - No problem guys, I'm always here to help out.

Voice over

Bromance. . . a man's path to emotional growth!

Sisi. . . . you are really something

@ sisikill
So what you're saying isss, ?

Onyi bekee good whatever is the time there.

Anyways Sisi,

If you are expecting any one of these boys children  pikins  men to agree with your idea. . . . you are kidding yourself.  You see people think women's self esteem is easy to down pour on but actually it is men. That is why they do things for "Street Cred" [/i]or what have. So from them except that they do have [i]"Emotions" is a hit and miss. They will put up a front of being hard and tough when they really aint.

onyinye2:

Sisi. . . . you are really something

Never doubt the power of advertisement! 

oziomatv:

@ sisikill
          So what you're saying isss, ?

Men should free to say. . . I LOVE YOU BRO!!!

onyinye2:

Anyways Sisi,

If you are expecting any one of these boys children  pikins  men to agree with your idea. . . . you are kidding yourself.  You see people think women's self esteem is easy to down pour on but actually it is men. That is why they do things for "Street Cred" [/i]or what have. So from them except that they do have [i]"Emotions" is a hit and miss. They will put up a front of being hard and tough when they really aint.

I know how fragile their esteem is, that's why I am determined to help, it for the betterment of mankind. I've said it once and I'll again, all the problems we're facing today can be traced to a man's bruised ego/esteem, his desire to prove "himself" at the detriment of others. Something has to be done and like Joan of Arc, I am obeying the voice! 

Sisikill:


Men should free to say. . . I LOVE YOU BRO!!!

       There's one thing you've to get clear, our custom is so closed that some free life being applied in certain places may turn as a taboo, which at last cause most of the youths acting primitively when accidently mixed to other youths from western world.
    I remember back those days of secondary school we used to hold hand in hand with male friends but in western world it's only Gays do practice them.