mactao:


NIGERIAN MEN, WE'RE A LOST CAUSE.

Abi o, just wish that more of you ppl will realize it sooner or later

mactao:

@Sisikill
NIGERIAN MEN, WE'RE A LOST CAUSE.

ASSWIPE!!!

mactao:

@Sisikill
It seems to me that you've been contracted to promote Bromance. More powder to your face.

Nigerian men will be the last on earth to embrace bromance. I hope you don't take this the wrong way (I know you're intelligent enough not to), but I suggest you spend transfer the time you spend on this thread to the Literature board. You're really good there, you know!

Even people who are man enough won't give it a try.
1. I might become gay.
2. They'll think I'm gay. _{Maria bi Jesu.}

NIGERIAN MEN, WE'RE A LOST CAUSE.

For those who support your idiotic rantings, you are all bunch of IDIOTS.

Guess you are a rejected case and a lost cause. BLOODY YOKEL.

Ahhh. . . . see how men rant like boys when the truth is told.

onyinye2:

Ahhh. . . . see how men rant like boys when the truth is told.

Are you also an idiot?

I guess your brother(s), uncles and male cousins are into bromance right?

@Pataki
Nah . . . don't blame her jare
Blame the media she's been exposed to
She watches Scrubs, Girlfriends and Brokeback Mountain 24/7
Tell me how she'll fit into the real world

Quiet eldee Just because i dont view life through a stupid football soccer jersey.

eldee:

@Pataki
Nah . . . don't blame her jare
Blame the media she's been exposed to
She watches Scrubs, Girlfriends and Brokeback Mountain 24/7
Tell me how she'll fit into the real world

Oh Oh!

My BAD. . . . . Never to make such a mistake again.

Pataki:

Are you also an idiot?

I guess your brother(s), uncles and male cousins are into bromance right?

u n ur mouth pataki

Pataki:

Are you also an idiot?

I guess your brother(s), uncles and male cousins are into bromance right?

Oka yeah i don't take that kind of joking too lightly.

tope2000:

u n your mouth pataki

Sorry I do not know how to heed to your corrections from YIM.

onyinye2:

Oka yeah i don't take that kind of joking too lightly.

You are hereby dismissed!

onyinye2:

Oka yeah i don't take that kind of joking too lightly.

^{Damn . . . Weak point noted}

So your uncles and cousins are not 'mentally mature'
They don't tell their mates 'I love you bro'?

eldee:

^{Damn . . . Weak point noted}

So your uncles and cousins are not 'mentally mature'
They don't tell their mates 'I love you bro'?

Touche. . . . . .

eldee:

^{Damn . . . Weak point noted}

So your uncles and cousins are not 'mentally mature'
They don't tell their mates 'I love you bro'?

Yeah im going to have to ask you to step away from insulting my family. Seriously. Funny how you know about Brokeback Mountain and Girlfriends. Confess NOW!

eldee:

@Pataki
Nah . . . don't blame her jare
Blame the media she's been exposed to
She watches Scrubs, Girlfriends and Brokeback Mountain 24/7
Tell me how she'll fit into the real world

I can't help but ask, if that was directed at me, I'll really like you let me know ^{*softens her voice*} how you came by your assumptions. ^*gasp* Girlfriend, Brokeback Mountain (wtf is that?). Scrubs? (once in a while, helps me with the field am going into)

BtW, omg honey, have you watched the new Superstory? Maybe that's where I got the idea that Most Naija men are a lost cost. lmao!


_{Still thinking, Brokeback and Girlfriend? how e suppose to dey know what the show is about?}

onyinye2:

Yeah im going to have to ask you to step away from insulting my family. Seriously. Funny how you know about Brokeback Mountain and Girlfriends. Confess NOW!

Oi . . . insulting your family?? nah!!!
I'm just saying . . . your cousins and uncles should be 'mentally mature' enough to go[i] bromantically[/i] attached with other men?
Or is that not what your last umpteen posts have been about??
IMO your uncles should be mature enough to go on dates with their guy friends

How did I know Girlfriends and Brokeback Mountain??
I'm versed, I have chics, female friends and sisters . . . the difference is that I don't absorb everything like y'all do

@toyin
As you can see, it wasn't directed at you
It was for people that believe that the height of emotional maturity is the ability to go to Nandos with your pal to discuss how to move the relationship forward

eldee:

@toyin
As you can see, it wasn't directed at you
It was for people that believe that the height of emotional maturity is the ability to go to Nandos with your pal to discuss how to move the relationship forward

I'm sorry eldee ^{*pets his cheeks*} So very sorry!

Wow! Your cheeks are soft
On a serious note, I apologize for the misunderstandings.

Ruby_Pearl:

rotflmao!
you dey crase.

_{So what was eldee doing when he was holding hands and skipping with him? If it's not bromance?} I'm prolly going to get bashed for this

Holding Hands - Bromance   

Holding Hands Skipping - I don't know nothin' about that.  

Ruby ebe ni mo bee ee, ko ti gaymance si waju oh. Ah ah, won run si mi ni?   

Pataki:

Guy love for a sister? Now you talking right! Nice huh, huh?

Puts a little zing, pow, BLIMEY!

Ewwwwww! You'll do that but not Bromance? I Give up.  



Tee hee hee. . . didn't see that coming did ya!  

Hannibal:

Bromance is crap.
Why should anutha geezer make ma hormones run amok??
Where is the sex appeal?

Sisi, i would never ditch a girl for a man on a date. . . . . . .It just can't happen.
Ma buddies wouldn't even let it happen. . . . . .Ditch a girl for em?? They would have me slaughtered for that.

I just cannot picture any man the way i would process a girl mentally.
All those curves, hour-glass shape and the voluptuous chesticles?? Are u shitting me??

Cheese n Rice!!!! I still believe u should be locked up. Forget S & M now. . . . I am talking maximum security prison for conceiving this idea.

Butter and Beans!!!! How many times to I gotta say it. . . . no one says you should ditch girls!! I'm saying. . . wait a sec, me is beginning to think the gentleman doth protest too much. Hmmmmm ^Thinking

Maximum security prison? Are they gonna throw the keys away too? Oh You! I'm not up and up in the bondage speak but I know they say something about locking themselves up and throwing away the keys. I think it's got something to do with having all the time in the world for rrrrrravishiiiiiing. Grrrrrrl! Hubba hubba  

Bromance is just a nice word for "I have homosexual tendencies that I can not/am not willing to hide" ^{**not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals**}

mactao:

@Skill
It seems to me that you've been contracted to promote Bromance. More powder to your face.

Nigerian men will be the last on earth to embrace bromance. I hope you don't take this the wrong way (I know you're intelligent enough not to), but I suggest you spend transfer the time you spend on this thread to the Literature board. You're really good there, you know!

Even people who are man enough won't give it a try.
1. I might become gay.
2. They'll think I'm gay. _{Maria bi Jesu.}

NIGERIAN MEN, WE'RE A LOST CAUSE.

Are you telling me to give up? But I want to be like Joan of Arc. . . you know lead Naija men to victory over their man to man friendship paranoia!!!

Negro_Ntns:


For a first step of the seven-step program, YEP!  

Ay! Sensei. . . don't you remember you're supposed to read that really fast, like they do on TV when they tell us the drugs that will bring us peace of mind, change our outlook in life, make us happy as a clam. . . mayalsocausedeath?

Riskie:

Bromance is just a nice word for "I have homosexual tendencies that I can not/am not willing to hide"  ^{**not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals**}

Ay yi yi! You girls are worse than the guys, I'm doing this for us oh. I'll tell you one thing, when the guys finally change. . . you are nothing getting any! That's right -  NO BROMANTIC GUYS FOR YOU AND RUBY! ^{How do you like them apples?}

Sisikill:

Butter and Beans!!!! How many times to I gotta say it. . . . no one says you should ditch girls!! I'm saying. . . wait a sec, me is beginning to think the gentleman doth protest too much. Hmmmmm ^Thinking

So what are u saying?? Explain in clear n concise language.

Maximum security prison? Are they going to throw the keys away too? Oh You! I'm not up and up in the bondage speak but I know they say something about locking themselves up and throwing away the keys. I think it's got something to do with having all the time in the world for rrrrrravishiiiiiing. Grrrrrrl! Hubba hubba  

It seems u have had too much Sarc packs in the past few weeks.
Maybe its time u go back to ur GREEN apples.

@sisikill

As i said before. . . . it depends on the maturity AND the environment involved.

Sisikill:

Holding Hands - Bromance

Holding Hands Skipping - I don't know nothin' about that.

Ruby ebe ni mo bee ee, ko ti gaymance si waju oh. Ah ah, won run si mi ni?

ejo, iye mi, mi ke fe bi yin ni nu [size=4pt](ekiti version)[/size]

ngba wo ni odi romance ki okunrin meji madi owo pkapo? haaaa!!! Aiye daru!

Sisikill:

Ay yi yi! You girls are worse than the guys, I'm doing this for us oh. I'll tell you one thing, when the guys finally change. . . you are nothing getting any! That's right - NO BROMANTIC GUYS FOR YOU AND RUBY! ^{How do you like them apples?}

Not only do I like them apples, I love them.
You know why? Because I like my guys straighter than an arrow

Sisikill:

Ay! Sensei. . . don't you remember you're supposed to read that really fast, like they do on TV when they tell us the drugs that will bring us peace of mind, change our outlook in life, make us happy as a clam. . . mayalsocausedeath?

mayalsocausedeath . . .hehehehe
What won't I hear from this babe sef . . .

@toyin
You know what . . . let's just flip the page
You're my person jare, and leave my fresh cheeks alone

eldee:

@toyin
You know what . . . let's just flip the page
You're my person jare, and leave my fresh cheeks alone

Yea, after I don reported you to Ibk

Ruby_Pearl:

I'm sorry eldee ^{*pets his cheeks*} So very sorry!

Wow! Your cheeks are soft
On a serious note, I apologize for the misunderstandings.

eldee:

@toyin
You know what . . . let's just flip the page
You're my person jare, and leave my fresh cheeks alone

Hmmmm. . . what do we have here? 


BROMANCE COMMERCIAL.

Ruby is sitting on a swing, Eldee is pushing her gently. Camera pans in, she pets his soft cheeks. He smiles and looks into the camera.

Eldee - 10 hrs ago, I had problems expressing my feelings. Every time I tried to, the opposite of what I wanted to say came out.

Ruby gets off the swing.

Ruby - Yes, it was a frustrating time for both of us. I was this close to giving up.

Eldee - Then one day My friend came to see me.

In Black and white -  Lexicon and Eldee talking.

Lexicon - Dude, I have the answer for you.

Eldee - Nothing can help me now.

Lexicon - No, no listen. . .  Have you heard of Bromance?

Eldee - Bromance?

Lexicon - Yes Bromance.

Eldee - What’s that.

Sisikill Suddenly appears.

Sisikill - Bromance is the first step to a new and improved man.

Eldee pushes Lexicon out of the way.

Eldee - Interesting! Tell me more.

Sisikill - Bromance is the process of making guys feel comfortable enough in their skin to be open about their feelings. The first step is to be open with another guy, once that is done, the rest comes easy.

Hannibal comes into the scene, he is holding a rugby stick

Hannibal - Surely there is more to it. Some hidden fees, contract. . . kissing, candle light dinners, feeding each other and sending cards?

Sisikill - Nope, nope no hidden fees, no kissing or candle lit dinners. Just two guys being friends.

Eldee - Neato! How do I start?

Sisikill - It’s easy. First, Hannibal put down the stick, now give ne your hand and yours too, Eldee.

Sisikill joins both hands

Sisikill - Now walk to the field and after 2 mins, stop holding your hands.

Eldee and hanibal walk a couple of feet and then turn,

Hannibal - Wow! This isn't bad.

Eldee - I agree

Sisikill - Told you, easy as ABC.

Hannibal & Eldee - Thanks Sisikill.

Sisikill - No problem guys. That’s why I am here.

Black and White fade. Ruby and Eldee on a picnic mat, Eldee is feeding Ruby fresh strawberries.

Eldee - Bromance saved me.

Ruby - No Bromance saved US.

They both smile and look into the camera

Ruby and Eldee - Thanks Bromance!

Voice over

Bromance. . . a man's path to emotional growth!

lmao!!
you dey crase

Eldee pushes Lexicon out of the way.

Eldee - Interesting! Tell me more.

rotflmao!! Imagining that got me laughing

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!!
you dey crase
rotflmao!! Imagining that got me laughing

What? Can you fit deny Bromance didn't work for you two? Eh ehn.

Sisikill:

What? Can you fit deny Bromance didn't work for you two? Eh ehn.

Yes it did na.
Now my boo boo can't bare to go one day without holding hands with his friend and skipping along the park.

Makes our r/ship stronger. . . . . ^{*rubs her heart*} Stronger

Hannibal comes into the scene, he is holding a rugby stick

Hannibal - Surely there is more to it. Some hidden fees, contract. . . kissing, candle light dinners, feeding each other and sending cards?

Sisikill - Nope, nope no hidden fees, no kissing or candle lit dinners. Just two guys being friends.

Eldee - Neato! How do I start?

Sisikill - It’s easy. First, Hannibal put down the stick, now give ne your hand and yours too, Eldee.

Sisikill joins both hands

Sisikill - Now walk to the field and after 2 mins, stop holding your hands.

Eldee and hanibal walk a couple of feet and then turn,

Hannibal - Wow! This isn't bad.

Eldee - I agree

Sisikill - Told you, easy as ABC.

Hannibal & Eldee - Thanks Sisikill.

Sisikill - No problem guys. That’s why I am here.

Sisikill, tell me one reason i shouldn't whack your knees with a baseball bat??