Even the lady you will be introducing, she will need to meet me physically - we can't just get married just like that -

atleast 6 month of courtship to know each other behaviour

Relationship past: I have only dated one girl during my life time and we broke up due to finance problem, during our relationship we met september 2007 and travelled out of the country 2008 so it was on and off

faakay:

lol nobody will use the wife or girl for robot experiment - you are funny

Faakay doesn't need urgent care, faakay is more than okay and can even take care of you

faakay is just temporarily out of finance and needs a girl who will support him .

Faakay, see a doctor and come back with some medication. Take it and tell the mods to delete this thread. Mental illness is like diabetes or hypertension. You have to take your drugs for life. I say this with love and concern for you.

faakay:

I don't have a degree

I studied Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert - CCIE, Also Microsoft, Polycom, Avaya = combination of 4 technologies

Op,I could link you up with a lady.She's a nurse,a psychiatric nurse.
She's however based in Nigeria not abroad.
I think you should start treatment..sorry romance here first before you relocate abroad.

egopersonified: Hope this mental illness issue does not include violence, becos this would drive away d girl coogar wants to get u.

he's not a psychopath!

faakay: Even the lady you will be introducing, she will need to meet me physically - we can't just get married just like that -
atleast 6 month of courtship to know each other behaviour
Relationship past: I have only dated one girl during my life time and we broke up due to finance problem, during our relationship we met september 2007 and travelled out of the country 2008 so it was on and off

will you be meeting her or you want her to meet you in lagos? if you are really interested in someone based abroad, 80% of them will expect you to come over first before they fly out to lagos.

baby124 is right, pls faakay get the help you need first before thinking of marriage and world domination

End Time Lovers

EfemenaXY:



He's light-finger ed, that's for sure...

Anyway, my job here is done. Off to greener pastures. Ladies...una good luck o!

na you be the FBI for this page o

baby124:
Faakay, see a doctor and come back with some medication. Take it and tell the mods to delete this thread. Mental illness is like diabetes or hypertension. You have to take your drugs for life. I say this with love and concern for you.

Is he sick? I thought he was looking for a yankee lover. Am I missing something

Chillisauce:

Is he sick? I thought he was looking for a yankee lover. Am I missing something

Read through the thread. He has a history of mental illness.

It is a more serious issue.

tbaba1234:

Read through the thread. He has a history of mental illness.

It is a more serious issue.

Wow, I never saw that. Thanks.

The www can accommodate a lot. OK, pls go seek for help.

Faakay please I need to understand something but before I do,permit me to call on the spirit.
Believe me i do need it.

[img]http://ionegiantmag.files./2014/01/church.gif?w=320&h=240[/img]


If and when you meet the lady,how will we contact you because it seems like your office is out of this planet,even the number is a mystery itself.The street is named after you?

And not too long,you were asking people to prepare for the end of the world and you had a ship where anyone interested should contact you in order to flee the aftermath.

Please explain





307 Faakay Way

Scavenger City,

Planet Zabayana

Tel: 000-000-0000

Gosh! You guys should stop na. I've developed a serious headache from laughing too much.

Coogar is just a madt fellow, i swear. Tbaba1234, baby123, edwife, Efemena, Alutacontinua. . . Lwkmd ooooo

nitrogen:
Bros, check out the bolded, that "another one", hope it wont be the wife that you are looking for that will be the other sample sort of for your experiment.........choi!

Yeah, I laughed hard too... Until the pieces in the jigsaw puzzle began to fit it. This guy needs help asap, a mental case is no laughing matter, ask those who love him and are caring for him.

@ Fakaay, please log off and seek help. Peace.

Wowww..... so sorry for the op. hope he takes tbaba's advice to see a doctor.

Now this is sad.

Faakay, jokes aside you need help! Please go do a checkup, you are not fine! You need a review.

coogar:

he's not a psychopath!



will you be meeting her or you want her to meet you in lagos? if you are really interested in someone based abroad, 80% of them will expect you to come over first before they fly out to lagos.

Coogar, please stop! Faakay needs help!!!! This is no longer a laughing/ making jokes matter. PLEASE STOP! Thanks!

Jesus was born on a star day, three wise men saw that a new child has been born. Apparently we had other child been born on the same day in AFRICA, EUROPE, ASIA, AMERICA, AUSTRALIA etc in the olden days.

Jesus was born by birth and they made love before they could gave birth to him.He was a celebrity in his own town Bethlehem, he grew up and created the religion Christianity. We were told he walked on the sea, if he did back then he must have used black magic because you cannot walk on water without magic.

We were also told he fed thousands of people with five fishes and two loaves of bread, that is never possible, it was MADE BELIEVE, it was a proverb that if you have food or knowledge share it within the poor.

We also learnt that he turned water to wine during his days, it was a blank lie, Jesus Christ must have deceived his people because back then folks were not wise, he must have changed the water to wine by his disciples.

After ruling in his town and known as a celebrity, he wanted to take over the world by greed. He traveled to Europe where they were more wiser and advanced knowledge.

He was caught by the olden days police officer - ROMANS that he was lier, he couldn't perform any magics and all his stories that he perform was a trick and made believe. They wondered why he did that and who is HE? is he the Almighty God and they cut his ear off for disobeying the Almighty God and wanting to be famous in the world instantly by bringing a new religion that will cause havoc and setting new rules like the NEW TESTAMENT.

He was judged by the COURT OF LAW in Italy and was sentenced to DEATH by Nail. They killed
him with the thief because they knew he was just a person trying to create some kind of laws he couldn't handle. If they was GUN in the olden days he would have SHOT to DEATH

After 3 days he never resurrected. He died a painful and a mysterious death. Because of Jesus Christ, folks started fighting each other, they was misunderstanding, they also wrote a story about him just to make him FAMOUS in world introducing the BIBLE.

Jesus Christ was the part of the folks that let folks fighting each other - CHRISTIAN vs MUSLIM because they set different kinds of laws. E.g. WORLD WAR I, WORLD II and also WORLD III that would be fought.

Jesus Christ was never the messiah and will never be the messiah of the EARTH, he was just a celebrity that was born on a good day trying to be like Almighty God.

That's why when you see blood - people scream Jesus Christ - his name was an abuse to HUMANITY and must be CONDEMNED


If he never had sex then, that was his own problem, but I will never trust JESUS CHRIST because nobody knew if he had banged ladies 2000 years ago or not.

Jesus Christ?? What a Motherfucker!

Oh boy. Dear Jesus wasn't even spared.
Do you really mean this OP or what?

coogar:

he's not a psychopath!



will you be meeting her or you want her to meet you in lagos? if you are really interested in someone based abroad, 80% of them will expect you to come over first before they fly out to lagos.

I will fly out to go and meet her if case needed

All you folks saying I need a medical check-up, what's your problem, if you can't get a solution then stay off the thread

faakay:

I will fly out to go and meet her if case needed

All you folks saying I need a medical check-up, what's your problem, if you can't get a solution then stay off the thread

I'm sorry

Bye!

Here is another innovation - Invention

My brother is currently working on it in the laboratory, we are working on it together

DUMP TECHNOLOGY - Digital Universal Music/Movie Player - http://faakay..com/2014/07/dump-technology-digital-universal.html

Digital Universal Music/Movie Player is a chip that you can insert into your TV, DVD, Home-Theatre, Computer, Laptops & Gadgets etc

A new innovation, we are trying to invent a new technology whereby we will eliminate the use of CD/DVD in our daily lives and start the use of chips.

We currently have 100 units in our laboratory and we are testing them and it's working.

We have been using disc for the past 20 years and it's time for us to move forward.

- Faakay Technologies -

Idowuogbo:
I'm sorry
Bye!

no need for sorry! it's okay. have a great day

edwife: Faakay please I need to understand something but before I do,permit me to call on the spirit.
Believe me i do need it.

[img]http://ionegiantmag.files./2014/01/church.gif?w=320&h=240[/img]


If and when you meet the lady,how will we contact you because it seems like your office is out of this planet,even the number is a mystery itself.The street is named after you?

And not too long,you were asking people to prepare for the end of the world and you had a ship where anyone interested should contact you in order to flee the aftermath.

Please explain





307 Faakay Way

Scavenger City,

Planet Zabayana

Tel: 000-000-0000

Don't worry about that.

I am even currently in contact with some big companies in Nigeria

If you are into technology, you will understand me but if you are not, you will never understand.

@edwife

that your image looks funny, what making you dance galagala, u never see anything

faakay:

lol nobody will use the wife or girl for robot experiment - you are funny

Faakay doesn't need urgent care, faakay is more than okay and can even take care of you

faakay is just temporarily out of finance and needs a girl who will support him .

Pardon?

Hian!

faakay:

I will fly out to go and meet her if case needed

All you folks saying I need a medical check-up, what's your problem, if you can't get a solution then stay off the thread

don't pay attention to all the folks saying you have mental issues. just keep your eye on the ball.......don't be distracted, keep doing what you do.

Faakay, show your family this thread. At least let them see that you are making efforts to find a wife. Maybe they can help you.

coogar:

don't pay attention to all the folks saying you have mental issues. just keep your eye on the ball.......don't be distracted, keep doing what you do.

Coogar, it's not funny pls.

Care!
Handle him with care, people! Almost like an egg!
Be careful what you tell him to his face lest it affects him deeper than you can imagine.
It's a delicate situation. A real delicate situation, a real delicate situation. We don't have to shout
some things from the roof top as some are doing.
Care! Please.

faakay:

lol nobody will use the wife or girl for robot experiment - you are funny

Faakay doesn't need urgent care, faakay is more than okay and can even take care of you

faakay is just temporarily out of finance and needs a girl who will support him .

Faakay you are still young.
Don't be too serious about the wife-search thing.
The support you need from the wife isn't a financial one?
Is it? If yes, You can work hard and support yourself for now.
You need to relax. Maybe a girlfriend should do for now.
A friend to chat with, that can give you emotional support.
You need to be financially ready to take care of a family before wifing a lady.
Relax dear, relax. Don't be in too much hurry with things, okay?
Everything will be alright.

faakay pls seek medical help

Now this thread is very hillarious