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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Idowuogbo(f): 10:12pm On Jul 15, 2014
cococandy: Why are they calling you sef join?
I think say you don marry before o cheesy
I'm into polyandry cheesy
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by cococandy(f): 10:13pm On Jul 15, 2014
OP thanks for making my evening.
That your party rice pic na one in a million.
Damn. I'm laughing like a m0r0n here. grin cheesy

Edwife you and that your dance gif. I dunno who's funnier you or OP
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by cococandy(f): 10:14pm On Jul 15, 2014
That's ma babe
Lol.
Idowuogbo: I'm into polyandry cheesy
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by An0nimus: 10:15pm On Jul 15, 2014
Can't stop laughing gringringrin
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by remsonik(f): 10:37pm On Jul 15, 2014
gringringrin
Op nawa o, so na chinko fone u carry and u dey find US/UK based wife. If we wanna communicate nko How do we skype From a cafe
Abeg u need packaging!!!
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by coogar: 10:40pm On Jul 15, 2014
remsonik: gringringrin
Op nawa o, so na chinko fone u carry and u dey find US/UK based wife. If we wanna communicate nko How do we skype From a cafe
Abeg u need packaging!!!

why not buy a good phone for him complete with one year internet data? you can start the packaging him from here. wink
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by edwife(f): 10:49pm On Jul 15, 2014
cococandy: OP thanks for making my evening.
That your party rice pic na one in a million.
Damn. I'm laughing like a m0r0n here. grin cheesy

Edwife you and that your dance gif. I dunno who's funnier you or OP

Op has done everything on his own tongue .I am only helping him grin grin cool conclude his transaction proposal grin
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by mystiqueDZ(f): 10:52pm On Jul 15, 2014
Hehehehehe
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by EfemenaXY: 12:05am On Jul 16, 2014
Phema: LMAO!! This thread is a comic relief. Alutacontinua, bellong, Idowu etal, you guys are mean. See as una just take style spoil the young man ministry. cheesy cheesy

Bia Efemena_xy, abeg carry your seriousness comot for this thread biko. tongue tongue

I don carry am commot tey-tey. Na you dey bring me back with this your mention tongue


Phema: Nna OP, don't mind them. Anybody wey say you no go go Yankee/Jand this year, him water no go boil. The hustle is real cheesy cheesy

Woman, I love your lyrics! cheesy cheesy

Ishilove:
Chei... This kind of expose calls for bad grammar...

Op u have being bursted! Efe, I doof my hat 4 u!! Op, so u have being in jail becos of fraud? O gash shocked

***faints!***

Nne, this your grammar na die! grin grin

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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 12:22am On Jul 16, 2014
OP probably not reading any of this, anyways.
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by cdamsel(f): 12:54am On Jul 16, 2014
alutacontinua: In response to your last sentence, I will like to call on:

Kulyie
Idowuogbo
Cdamsel
Ishilove
Banana bender
Caracta
Freecocoa

op, these are the hottest cakes on NL, thank me later. cool
Alutacontinua don come again, I no no if na yab you dey like yab me sometimes sad
Na wa o,like Caracta said,we be home based tongue
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 1:15am On Jul 16, 2014
cdamsel: Alutacontinua don come again, I no no if na yab you dey like yab me sometimes sad
Na wa o,like Caracta said,we be home based tongue

yab kwa I dash you cute guy free of charge, you dey call am yab sad
I was missing you actually, where have you been? kiss
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by jumzzy448: 1:24am On Jul 16, 2014
grin grin grin grin
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by cdamsel(f): 1:38am On Jul 16, 2014
alutacontinua:

yab kwa I dash you cute guy free of charge, you dey call am yab sad
I was missing you actually, where have you been? kiss
I have been around oooo,
Most times na sitdown look I dey.
But don't port from family section now i'm sectionless grin
How is you?na you & ID b perfect candidates,pls make the guy happy
I was born 1970 so I senior my guy well well embarassed
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by baby124: 1:45am On Jul 16, 2014
Awww, and OP is not bad looking at all. Nice physique, talk, dark and handsome. OP, focus on working hard at your business and girls from all over the world will be yours. In fact you will pick who you want. Just make sure you wear condom always sha grin. All these bad bad shidren these days.
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by baby124: 2:07am On Jul 16, 2014
Wow @ efemena's evidence. Is this OP mentally okay? Why will you write all that on Facebook. Or is someone impersonating him or what. This whole thing is very strange

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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Swiftboy(m): 3:58am On Jul 16, 2014
Idowuogbo: I'm into polyandry cheesy
hello Love...where are my fellow husbands? #imagineawkwardNESS cheesy
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by kendraloops(f): 6:09am On Jul 16, 2014
Mods, pls help my guy's ministry by moving this to the homepage. he ought to get more customers there. would have applied but ur levels too high for me.
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 7:21am On Jul 16, 2014
Ishilove:
Such bushy browed ladies... Seun would kill to have one of these amazons for a wife... tongue
shebi im no dey find nigerian wife.i don bring oyinbo wife for am make e choose. wink



afterall variety is the spice of life cheesy
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 7:24am On Jul 16, 2014
edwife:

Kulyie you dey look for coogar's trouble o.

My one and only inlaw ,he is a gentleman cheesy cool
gentu what shocked





if I hear cheesy grin
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 7:29am On Jul 16, 2014
Why you dey make am feel bad na.every shoe get size. E go see im size na grin


even if na black and white passport photo im use he go still see candidates grin
luvablesam: Guy,u messup big TIME.....Ah check ur CV or na cover letter n i jus c say na 'paperweight' d tin carry....

Check out ur scores....

Swag ......Nah(wetin happen to using ur chrismas cloth 4 advert) 2nd picture spoil every....guy u fall tins with am...

English .......Too basic(na essay u dey write?u cum dey make typos ontop sef) u for vet am plenty times before u post.

Tatics.....OFF(Na scolari tactic wey him use for dis last worldcup wey make them sack am na im u dey use)......There was NO NEED for the 'abroad based chic' criteria....things dun rof cos of that....U wud have had dat in mind in SELECTING after u got PMs from eligible Bachelorettes......

Make them no say i dey spoil u....av said TOO MUCH....ur rating dey drop seriously...act like sharppoo abeg...
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by UjSizzle(f): 7:53am On Jul 16, 2014
Hehehe this thread is funny grin

Why must she be based in the US or UK? Can't she be a naija babe and still support you well? undecided

More recommendations

Caracta.....again (yeah she that hott cheesy

Alutacontinua
Ishilove (she go jand soon)
Teespice (good gehl all round tongue
ATMC



Watch out for Part 2

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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Acidosis(m): 7:53am On Jul 16, 2014
@Op, please give us feedback oo..
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Acidosis(m): 8:09am On Jul 16, 2014
Cafe neva open? na past 8 na haba
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by egopersonified(f): 9:01am On Jul 16, 2014
I love this nl spirit, pls u guys shd not relent in yr efforts to get this guy a wife, may your efforts be blessed, nairalanders: helping people in dire need since 2005.
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 9:23am On Jul 16, 2014
Well everybody have got their opinions

You can keep insulting me till eternity but it will never move me!

This is my life okay - no matter the words you will say here will move me because most of the folks here talking about me are not better than me

It looks funny but it is not funny - everybody can keep laughing

but it is funny that most Nigerians laugh at their brotherhood when they are in problems instead of them too render support

the danger in it - when your own cometh - you will seek for help and nobody will render when the time cometh

For the guy that said I am a mother fuckkeer, I will never blame you because me and you do not belong to the same category

I am still searching - I came here on Nairaland to get recommendation and it's optionally

It does not really matter If I don't get one here

It's not until when you see me on CNN or get famous/rich I will start searching for a wife - life doesn't work that way - I need to start now

I know myself and nobody knows me!

More comments are welcome

If you do not have better things to say kindly stay out of my thread because your negativity wouldn't help me in searching for my wife or will confuse me

Cheers

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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by coogar: 9:29am On Jul 16, 2014
fakaay, what are your specs?

height
age range
weight
skin colour
size
hymen status
occupation
educational qualification


can you manage a foreigner?
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by lacicrips(m): 9:33am On Jul 16, 2014
kulyie: Which one be your own undecided




to now top it my name is first on the list. Anyway op aluta doesn't know what she's taking about however I'll introduce some big girls to you
Let Seun catch you with those eyelash pictures.
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 9:35am On Jul 16, 2014
faakay: Well everybody have got their opinions

You can keep insulting me till eternity but it will never move me!

This is my life okay - no matter the words you will say here will move me because most of the folks here talking about me are not better than me

It looks funny but it is not funny - everybody can keep laughing

but it is funny that most Nigerians laugh at their brotherhood when they are in problems instead of them too render support

the danger in it - when your own cometh - you will seek for help and nobody will render when the time cometh

For the guy that said I am a mother fuckkeer, I will never blame you because me and you do not belong to the same category

I am still searching - I came here on Nairaland to get recommendation and it's optionally

It does not really matter If I don't get one here

It's not until when you see me on CNN or get famous/rich I will start searching for a wife - life doesn't work that way - I need to start now

I know myself and nobody knows me!

More comments are welcome

If you do not have better things to say kindly stay out of my thread because your negativity wouldn't help me in searching for my wife or will confuse me

Cheers



no vex jare, sweet heart
So, what do you have to say to Efe's post? Cos I don't wanna believe that you're a criminal

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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 9:39am On Jul 16, 2014
coogar: fakaay, what are your specs?
height
age range
weight
skin colour
size
hymen status
occupation
educational qualification
can you manage a foreigner?

skin color - light
occupation - any -
educational qualification - minimum high school holder -
age range - 21 above
height - any not too short but medium height is okay
can you manage a foreigner? - I don't want manage - this is a life partner -
Foreigner - I will prefer black American if not Nigerian

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Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2014
alutacontinua:
no vex jare, sweet heart
So, what do you have to say to Efe's post? Cos I don't wanna believe that you're a criminal

I'm not a criminal - I am a scientist

Facebook, Twitter and US government monitors my movement - I have been contacted by their representative to come over to the US

I and the wife will relocate to California because that is where my company HQ will be opened and based
Re: Wife Needed - Anyone Around The Corner - Seriously Searching by Nobody: 9:42am On Jul 16, 2014
EfemenaXY: Hmmm...



Do you need a wife because you've personally decided (for yourself) that it's what you want? Or you want one simply because your mum's pushing you to get one like your mates? If so, then your reasons are nothing more than follow the crowd mentality ...



Okay, so with your permission as expressed above and out of curiosity, this is what I've seen on your facebook page:

I have commited SIN in the past I have been punished bitterly for it. I commited sin via FRAUD collecting folks fund from May 2006 - 2011 June. I collected funds from rich folks coming to London for visit as VACATION HOME RENTALS - I rent apartment to them 400 pounds per week and thats how I sustained then later collected funds as bank for fraudsters that how I make my funds to study and travel abroad to acquire information technology knowledge



So even after your stint in Jail (as admitted by you on your page), you're still gunning for ladies based in the US and UK. Why?




You've listed at least five requirements from any girl interested in you, but you only list just one positive thing about your person. The others (i.e: having studied abroad, setting up your own business, etc) aren't really valid are they? Seeing as you obtained the funds for those through fraud.

So what do you really have to offer apart from a criminal record?

N.B: Don't view this post as your being picked upon, but a chance to exonerate yourself in the open.

Ladies: If you're still interested, then over to you...

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