Don't you love how nairalanders derail thread

Yes,Have fallen in love with a Nairalander DocAdray .I stay in Ibadan,while she's in Zaria.. I hope to take a Flight down to Zaria one of these days and see her..She's a perfect example of the Woman i would like to marry..Yes she is,But the ball is still in her court..The chemistry is there,but until when we see in person..before we can both really know if something serious can take place...Yes,i am aready in love with my Adanmma...

Where is chybrown, come online wanna propose to u right here Where is chybrown, come online wanna propose to u right here

Its very possible...

Hmmmmm......love is everywhere once you catch the flu.

I need Female sex Mate. .

Pls I'm new here. Any girl for me?

buttchick: Nairalander guys are hot in the pants. The ladies are here to source for sugar-daddies and freebies, even the so-called married ones go chasing guys using Pretense and stupid 'advice' threads, pathetic!! If you are hots for him, just say so.

The Nairalanders I would like to meet are not many and it's for certain reasons and love ain't path of it. And no, neither is conservative sex or money unless it has from 6 zeroes.

In my opinion:

The Sugar-daddies: they are rigid and view as guests most times on sexy and raunchy threads. They are the ones that visit NL as guest to read romance threads, after which they log on to their 'supposedly' serious sections. They are abound in the politics, auto and family sections. But be warned, they can be very rich, but most I sense are tight-fisted and ugly.

The kids: they are all over the place. They are disrespectful, stalk and then give 'childish' comments except for one that I like and it seems he has a 50 year old brain. He has numbers at d end of his moniker. Majority are just bored mummy's pets that thinks NL is a part of their real life. But some are here just for knowledge and to gather Intel. Others are just here to get laid. seek them, If you just wanna have fun and no strings attached.

The flirts: I find them interesting but they can be vague too. They are hot and cold. something tells me their OFFline life would be boring and lonely thus the e-status. Most times, these ones are the trolls and they pick up fights at will. They know themselves, they are good to reach out to if you want to try OFFline NL love.

The Uprights: these are people that acts like they can't even look at a woman in the face. Their e-status depicts such kind of personality every 'dreamy' NL chick would love to have. But, that's where it ends. They are disrespectful, degrading bunch of womanizer. They supposedly break up with their partners looking for advice just so they can lure some pu55ies in their trap. Seek them only if you don't have a feeble mind.

The Clowns: the original clowns don't 'loud it'. They are mellow and they don't troll. Their comedy is in the e-status and they don't need to be all over the place spewing gibberish to prove it. These ones I think are influential, well-read, well-traveled, smart and might even be mega-rich. So the next time you read the post from a NL 'real' comedian, just imagine him sitting in his RangeRover Sport 2014 with his sneakers on. Or she might be in a meeting with the governor of your state as she types the jokes. She/He maybe the real deal!

The Intellectuals: well, these ones are just biased. Most of what they write ain't even true. They just write epistles and will have your head if you disagree. Every 'agreeing' comment tickles them and beef up their low self-esteem and the 'disagreeing' ones makes them want to de activate. They are real life cowards and retards with psychological issues. Be ready for a lot of mood related isshs.


I have been a guest here for far too long not to know what's up. Even the supposed married NLRers I think are not even married, the real married ones are keeping their biz outta here.

If you thought this was an epistle, smash your phone against the wall. You could have ignored. I'm out.

With so much details, you have to be somewhere in between. The question is, where do you belong?

I see

Hmm,only if Ur money truly green... Hehehehehe

MoneyGreen: Pls I'm new here. Any girl for me?

UjSizzle: Don't you love how nairalanders derail thread

Hi

Creamish:

Ud be lucky if u do. Not doubting tho...anything can happen.

I like that Ukwu on your profile.

Adorayble: Hmm,only if Ur money truly green... Hehehehehe

Yes it is.. But it ain't all about the money.

MoneyGreen: Hi

Hello

2sExy1: isn't obvious that the christians are divided when compared to their muslim counterparts?

In the end, both of you will pray "In the name of Jesus" right?

Where is the love... This where I like muslims.

hmmm, if they are so united why do shi-ite and Sunni Muslims keep fighting and killing each other? Even here in Nigeria, the western and northern Muslims do not agree on some things...... I may be wrong o but I doubt it.

UjSizzle:
Hello

How you doin today?

alextayo: I met one sweet pretty lady here last year. We were actually planning to settle down when irreconcilable differences about religious belief reared its ugly head. I am a conservative Catholic (and can NEVER change for any denomination) while she is Pentecostal. She wants me to meet her pastor for courtship approval which i dont really subscribe to but intend to do since a lady has right over wedding plans. Then then took things further by declaring that

1) she wont attend my church after wedding because she is also an active member in her Pentecostal church

2) I will leave my Catholic faith and join her church because she wants her husband to support her future calling. (future calling my ass)

3)lastly she wants the kids to also attend her church.

How can I, a staunch catholic, Choirmaster and Organist be going west and my family will be going east on sunday to worship God...the family that prays together stays together.....that the end of our story

guy am a single catholic girl, and i also do not want to change my faith for, do u want to meet me??

ichidodo: I am looking for Lesbian Love......Any takers?

Hmm

alextayo: I met one sweet pretty lady here last year. We were actually planning to settle down when irreconcilable differences about religious belief reared its ugly head. I am a conservative Catholic (and can NEVER change for any denomination) while she is Pentecostal. She wants me to meet her pastor for courtship approval which i dont really subscribe to but intend to do since a lady has right over wedding plans. Then then took things further by declaring that

1) she wont attend my church after wedding because she is also an active member in her Pentecostal church

2) I will leave my Catholic faith and join her church because she wants her husband to support her future calling. (future calling my ass)

3)lastly she wants the kids to also attend her church.

How can I, a staunch catholic, Choirmaster and Organist be going west and my family will be going east on sunday to worship God...the family that prays together stays together.....that the end of our story

You guyys did not realy fall in love,wen u do,ur denominations will not stand in ur ways...am not sayin it won't matter,but it won't "stand in ur ways"

Dnt knw if itz possible sha...not seen any yet

peren:

guy am a single catholic girl, and i also do not want to change my faith for, do u want to meet me??

Hmm, see advert. Seun should charge you for dis.

MoneyGreen: How you doin today?

I'm fine, thank you. You?

Just kiddn anyway...












But how much do U have in your account? Hehehehehee

MoneyGreen:

Yes it is.. But it ain't all about the money.

Why U dey Lie? Av U forgotten so soon?

Xmen149: Dnt knw if itz possible sha...not seen any yet

UjSizzle:
I'm fine, thank you. You?

u welcome. I'm gud. Can we talk privately?

With all d small small boys wey dey Nairaland!

pasqal09: With the way NL ladies form?
That'll be a miracle if it should happen

Adorayble: Just kiddn anyway...












But how much do U have in your account? Hehehehehee

Lol. I forgot, but the numbers got a lot of zeros

softsparkyy:
I like that Ukwu on your profile.

Yeah...me too

cocoberry: With all d small small boys wey dey Nairaland!

I don die!