@jennykadry, you could be nice

jennykadry:

Aha not so innocent afterall ehn? I was expecting a come back for calling you mad but Unfortunately for you darling I am already married with adorable kids. Don't worry, you will soon join the band wagon with your supposed fiance and before you query me further, don't worry, I am the last born in my family . You never see depression.

#seeapsychiatrist

I can guess your age. As I wasn't referring to marriage in the post you quoted. I knew you were married all along and also guilty as charged. I knew you were out to annoy me but you came late Jesus has taken care of that

Aisha,how I lv thou!
Bc of u I go sell my mbe korota(beetle) make I take the money come pay ur dowry
Will u marry me?

U r filled with wisdom and experience.
For those that can discern, heed to her advice always.


Coogar, abegi mmechie onu gi dia

alutacontinua: @jennykadry, you could be nice

I tried to be nice when Coogar was making ''fun'' of her, I even rooted for her when she mentioned she is still a virgin until I saw through her old and wrinkled post. . Then I decided to derail the thread a little bit. Do you know how depressing this thread will be for the single ones with a good young heart unlike the OP who is .....let me comment my reservoir here and not complete that line. :X

I refuse to let this insecure OP further depress the good single ones. Where on earth are my yekini derailuway crew?

nwapastor: I can guess your age. As I wasn't referring to marriage in the post you quoted. I knew you were married all along and also guilty as charged (as in you seem to be prejudiced against older single ladies). I knew you were out to annoy me but you came late Jesus has taken care of that

Yes you can guess my age and I bet you, you are atleast 7 years older than moi .

Just like my first comment in this thread.
I wanted to make it as jovial as possible cos I see d @op is a little bit under but it didn't get to her.

@op pls relax ur mind and be merry.
U will marry at d right time.

My advice to single ladies: don't put your life on hold/pause cos you are waiting for Mr Right: keep moving, go to school, get a life, be happy, be complete, get busy, learn a craft/handwork. You can be alone and not be lonely, find what makes you happy and do it. Enjoy the single days cos one day you might look back and wish you had done more useful things with your waiting days. Don't let anybody convince you that you are too: young/old, beautiful/ugly, educated/non-educated, wealthy/poor, classy/classless, tall/short, dark/fair, spiritual/churchy, social/withdrawn e.t.c to get a husband. It's a lie if you look around you you'll see a married person that falls into one of those groups.

Some single people are happier and better off than some married people . . If only you know
Infact I say that single people are lucky in that they have an oppourtunity to choose who they want & still have an escape route if they dont like what they see
Due to pressure, many people are trapped in marriages that they shouldnt even had gotten in in the first instance. They didnt like being single, so jumped from fying pan to fire.

This is the time to better and grow yourself . . in your career, personality, spiritually, emotionaly and everythin "ally" . . .

As for discrimination, its becasue its happening to you personally, you think that the whole world is against you, but infact that is just our society that does that and its not personal to you.
People discrinimate against everything and anything; Disabled people, HIV, childless couples, height, weight, tribe, religion, Ive even heard mothers being discriminated against because they had C/S instead of a natural delivery
Please dont let anyone who is no better than you rob you of your self esteem

You shall all die single! #karma

coogar: the struggle is real!

getting a responsible husband in nigeria is more difficult than entering the kingdom of heaven.

Hahaha if I say it, naija men go dey vex.
No more godly men in naija o.

hjr2014: You shall all die single! #karma

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!

agbeke58: On the issue of stigmatization, some couple of mths back, we went for my brother's introduction. Now d time for introducing groom's sibling came, d woman doin d intoduction(my mum's very good friend) called my younger siblings one after the other, with their hubby, wife and children. Overlooked me, and my dad was trying to tell her she hasnt recognised me, d woman seems not to care, i just waived to my dad to let her be.

I thought that scene was over, i was dazed when d pix came out and i was not sited in any of d pix. My married younger folks were captured with their families and I was like, where was I when all these where going on.

But I had made up my mind not to let anything of such get to me, because, my own time too will definately come.
I rejoice with those dat are engaged already. God will surely perfect it.

This isht is real. smh@ the nigerian society.

Please remain strong.

dapsy4u2: . Then you haven't met me. I'll suggest you meet me to have a change of orientation/mind

And who is you by the way

Meet me at the corner then if you think I will have a change of mind

Stillfire:

Hahaha if I say it, naija men go dey vex.
No more godly men in naija o.

there are millions of responsible men in naija but finding one is very difficult. since you people turn your backs on your tradition & made polygyny a taboo, this outcome is inevitable.

men who could marry 4-6 wives before without the stigma are forced to manage just one so there are surplus women who would never get married again. no wonder all the churches are packed with black beret wearing single women.

una never start......what a time to be a man! i don't think i could have asked for a better time to be a single man. it's fun watching the anxiety in the faces of those beret wearing amazons in church - fasting & praying that this year would be their year.

hjr2014: You shall all die single! #karma

I reject it on their behalf

coogar:

there are millions of responsible men in naija but finding one is very difficult. since you people turn your backs on your tradition & made polygyny a taboo, this outcome is inevitable.

men who could marry 4-6 wives before without the stigma are forced to manage just one so there are surplus women who would never get married again. no wonder all the churches are packed with black beret wearing single women.

una never start......what a time to be a man! i don't think i could have asked for a better time to be a single man. it's fun watching the anxiety in the faces of those beret wearing amazons in church - fasting & praying that this year would be their year.

The longer you wait, the more watery ya spermatozoa. Make haste while the sun shines

jennykadry:

The longer you wait, the more watery ya spermatozoa. Make haste while the sun shines

there's no truth in that - a man is never unable to make babies. getting it up might be an issue but the quality of the sëmen never deteriorates.

abraham had isaac when he was 100. there's a man in naija today that had a baby at the age of 80. i have been identified as a direct descendant of jupiter himself. spërm banks can't stop writing me letters appealing to me to donate to them.

GboyegaD:

Read your post again and tell me if it is meaningful to you. You are one of the challenges of the society with your mindset.

Ode

Una still dey share experience? when you are supposed to be in party rocking your life. Chai.

Aisha2 abeg come and look after these small chillis for me. Will pay you back.

coogar:

there's no truth in that - a man is never unable to make babies. getting it up might be an issue but the quality of the sëmen never deteriorates.

abraham had isaac when he was 100. there's a man in naija today that had a baby at the age of 80. i have been identified as a direct descendant of jupiter himself. spërm banks can't stop writing me letters appealing to me to donate to them.

Coogar...Intel has it that you have access to 173 countries visa free or visa on arrival. Sir Coogar.....Marry me

jennykadry:
Coogar...Intel has it that you have access to 173 countries visa free or visa on arrival. Sir
Coogar...Marry me

proposal without ring?
jenny, go on one knee & get me an emerald-cut engagement ring. it's only £5,000 and i shall give you your desired answer.

coogar:

proposal without ring?
jenny, go on one knee & get me an emerald-cut engagement ring. it's only £5,000 and i shall give you your desired answer.

Sharappppp and marry me. Make sure you bring your passport with you

Ishilove:
Thanks for reading, sir. My CV says I am 21, but whether my birth certificate says a different thing entirely is another matter

Chai.. aunty Ishi dis lie-lie you're sharing, diarris.....

jennykadry:

Sharappppp and marry me. Make sure you bring your passport with you

i cannot travel without it before na. wait o - what's the procedure if one marries an aussie? how many years before one gets the aussie passport?

coogar:

i cannot travel without it before na. wait o - what's the procedure if one marries an aussie? how many years before one gets the aussie passport?

4years with a minimum of one year permanent residence. Don't worry. I shall take care of you

jennykadry:

4years with a minimum of one year permanent residence. Don't worry. I shall take care of you

no wahala!!!
however, i am bringing sister sarah along o. don't worry, you will still be the first wife. sister sarah is just 23. in my household, the oldest automatically becomes the first wifey.


so when should we fly out?

GboyegaD:

What changes the perspective with marriage? We are fake people and that is why we have the magnitude of the challenges facing our nation.

Not saying that perspectives should change after marriage, but a mothers reaction when she sees her child crying in the hands of another woman will be same for most if not all woman..get my point now?

Of course we are all fake in Nigeria, including you

coogar:

no wahala!!!
however, i am bringing sister sarah along o. don't worry, you will still be the first wife. sister sarah is just 23. in my household, the oldest automatically becomes the first wifey.


so when should we fly out?

Sit ya azz down. I am going to ask R231 . That guy has kids everywhere, his JT must be doing something right

jennykadry:

Sit ya azz down. I am going to ask R231 . That guy has kids everywhere, his JT must be doing something right

r231 is a business-man!
his head office is in london with 4 other branches in the UK. there's no way he's leaving all that for aussie.

besides, you don't have fried fish, alomo bitters and ewa agoyiiiin he loves to eat.

shizzleStar: Chai.. aunty Ishi dis lie-lie you're sharing, diarris.....

What? If Kanu can be 32, I too can be 21

Ishilove:
What? If Kanu can be 32, I too can be 21

ishilove, so you are not 21?
chimo!!!! you are a real iyawo nylon bag.

coogar:

ishilove, so you are not 21?
chimo!!!! you are a real iyawo nylon bag.

Lmao! Abeg coogar no use laf wound me. My CV says I'm 21.