dechandel:
I am having my service on nl

ferdimako:
What about if you are nonsense yourself?

Being in a relationship doesn't make you a super star.

ferdimako:
What about if you are nonsense yourself?

Being in a relationship doesn't make you a super star.

akraym: nor go read for your exams. Dey there dey do front page tinz

Tashamania:

Let me make a wild guess, you are in UNN

DikSin:
Na so d thing dey start
Don't ask cos I won't answer

YoungDaNaval: Itz Simple. 1st I'll Withdraw ma love 4 her(if I have any). 2ndly, I'll Bang Her. 3rdly, I'll Keep Banging Her. 4thly, I'll Neva Stop Banging Her. Ah Go Bang Her Sote Na She Go Run!


Precaution: Don't Dare 4uck Her Witout Durex. Infact, Double Or Triple The Durex If Possible!

chimkaire: Shhe get luck nwoke'm ahu adataghi ya aka ofuma . O gaara akupu ya mkpuru okwuru n'anya . O mata na ana enwe obodo enwe . For iteogwu gi, U for dey pay before service kwanu . Anyway, good you got the super glue, as U no know say na beggar you pick

Eyop:
This should be smartchoice

kennygee: I dated a clown who only cared about his job, his car, his boss and his car. Yes, I deliberately mentioned car twice.

joe17: I like you . *no homo o*

argon500: I dated a guy a few years ago, at first he appeared funny, charming and friendly. He kept that charade on for awhile until we decided we'd move to his family's house and live together. As soon as that happened, his controlling psychotic self came out. I wasn't allowed to have any friends or even go back home to see my family/friends. I actually had to sneak away while he was still at work to do that. I was naive and just put up with it.... One night we went out drinking to the bar and we got into a fight so bad he was screaming at me, so bad that some other guys in the bar got security to kick him out. I decided I was still going to stay and try enjoy the rest of the night. In any case I get home and all of my belongings are on the lawn and it's raining... I try to go in and start bringing in my things and he starts throwing me around outside. I start running and he actually gets in his car and TRIES TO HIT ME WITH IT! Complete psycho... I dated that?!?!

smartchoice:

Though I love cars but not more than a human being especially the one I love....@eyop am not dating or dated kennygee. She's just an awesome personality.
Thanks.

argon500: I dated a guy a few years ago, at first he appeared funny, charming and friendly. He kept that charade on for awhile until we decided we'd move to his family's house and live together. As soon as that happened, his controlling psychotic self came out. I wasn't allowed to have any friends or even go back home to see my family/friends. I actually had to sneak away while he was still at work to do that. I was naive and just put up with it.... One night we went out drinking to the bar and we got into a fight so bad he was screaming at me, so bad that some other guys in the bar got security to kick him out. I decided I was still going to stay and try enjoy the rest of the night. In any case I get home and all of my belongings are on the lawn and it's raining... I try to go in and start bringing in my things and he starts throwing me around outside. I start running and he actually gets in his car and TRIES TO HIT ME WITH IT! Complete psycho... I dated that?!?!

Yomieluv: Have dated Mike tyson of a girl before..

Munalove: u gat tym o. U jst put ur thumb 4 ur button they type big lie eh nwoke there is God

cegxie:

Nne ihe lkwuru bu eziokwu... Chukwu afuka the nwa na' anya... Mana ona atum' na'anya ifu nwoke ne eji nwayi amu iti okpo.. Uzo di iche iche di eji egosi madu na ihe omere adiro mma.. Chukwu azokaya, oka amara na onwere ihe di iche na capital B na okpa efi...

Maka Julius Begger m, agbisi agbago otulem nne mmuru ako. Ejim uche eso si fa kita, kam kwuo ka phyno... Di nwa meghere mechie nna mua gba strike bido lesson.. Mana amucha gom.. Happy sunday

cegxie:

Chineke nna ekwena ife ojo... I cover my behind with the blood of the Almighty... But on a more serious note... Guy be careful this sunday morning oh .. Homo oh... Infact i no read this ya comment. Kedu nwata nwanyi.. Bia nye m ife kam tinye ife n'ife ka ife puta ife... Period.

cegxie:

Chineke nna ekwena ife ojo... I cover my behind with the blood of the Almighty... But on a more serious note... Guy be careful this sunday morning oh .. Homo oh... Infact i no read this ya comment. Kedu nwata nwanyi.. Bia nye m ife kam tinye ife n'ife ka ife puta ife... Period.

walearoy:

Just liked your post!
I know it sounds like a lie, but its fu*king true!

argon500: I dated a guy a few years ago, at first he appeared funny, charming and friendly. He kept that charade on for awhile until we decided we'd move to his family's house and live together. As soon as that happened, his controlling psychotic self came out. I wasn't allowed to have any friends or even go back home to see my family/friends. I actually had to sneak away while he was still at work to do that. I was naive and just put up with it.... One night we went out drinking to the bar and we got into a fight so bad he was screaming at me, so bad that some other guys in the bar got security to kick him out. I decided I was still going to stay and try enjoy the rest of the night. In any case I get home and all of my belongings are on the lawn and it's raining... I try to go in and start bringing in my things and he starts throwing me around outside. I start running and he actually gets in his car and TRIES TO HIT ME WITH IT! Complete psycho... I dated that?!?!

Munalove: ok lets just pretend its true but its a lie rite?

SuPeRq: Ma own was actually funny . We are said 2 be dating buh he always calld once per 2weekz for 45secs en hanged up. D most funniest part was dt b4 I accepted 4 ds dumbass he nearly die . Was claiming JeGede untop SUG president dah he was

argon500: I dated a guy a few years ago, at first he appeared funny, charming and friendly. He kept that charade on for awhile until we decided we'd move to his family's house and live together. As soon as that happened, his controlling psychotic self came out. I wasn't allowed to have any friends or even go back home to see my family/friends. I actually had to sneak away while he was still at work to do that. I was naive and just put up with it.... One night we went out drinking to the bar and we got into a fight so bad he was screaming at me, so bad that some other guys in the bar got security to kick him out. I decided I was still going to stay and try enjoy the rest of the night. In any case I get home and all of my belongings are on the lawn and it's raining... I try to go in and start bringing in my things and he starts throwing me around outside. I start running and he actually gets in his car and TRIES TO HIT ME WITH IT! Complete psycho... I dated that?!?!

kennygee: I dated a clown who only cared about his job, his car, his boss and his car. Yes, I deliberately mentioned car twice.

valdes00: We met in an eatery, after pleasantries she sat down staring @ me without orderin anytin or sayin anytin. Al because I jokingly told her on phone b4 comin that she should make sure she eats @ home b4 comin. After seein me, she ws nw shy to even order for ordinary soft drink..... Well, its my gain sha cos that joke dropped her moral n I left the eatery wit the same amount I came in with........

Sepp360: Bro, You didnt communicate properly.

ConnectMee: Isn't that what most ladies love...car....'oh he has a car
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